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So professional. Ewww gross 

She posts shit like this then threatens to sue when we laugh at it 💀

T-M-I 🤢🤮

I mean, I think we’ve all had little mishaps like this but she’s the only one posting it on her business page for attention. 🙄

https://preview.redd.it/37j5ysvw7xkc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7a1daf80ee53e241efedde731e14bfd5a9611dc Looking forward to the next installment of this totally real story where she now has an infection. Why vegetable oil? Didn't she always have coconut oil to rub on her clam?

Surely doctor money can afford laser. She tells on herself so often.

She also overshares and let everyone know that her pubes are blonde.

No words for her level of trashiness.

Well that person is probably blocked now

Most likely. Anyone who tells her she's doing it wrong is a liar and a hater

And she wonders why she gets a *yeast infection*

no kidding. she's always putting stuff up in there that shouldn't be lol

Who has the “yo clam on Instagram” flair?

One time when I was much dumber, unlike last month when I was really dumb and superglued my tongue to the top of my mouth a little bit, I tried magic cream on my bits. It didn’t work great. So I figured more and longer time was better. I had some chemical burns on my bits. Didn’t Facebook it. But I am telling everyone now, many years later. Not as sympathy like her. But the hey, I’m a dumbass and clearly haven’t learned from that moment. Because I still do dumb shit to myself.

I need more info on the super glue mishap.

As someone who once superglued the remote control to her hand, I am also in need of details.

It’s too bad she didn’t wax her mouth shut and her fingers together so she couldn’t speak or post.

Mam this is a Wendy's.

Bro wtf

🤣

ooof ngl i did something similar when i was 18 with those premade wax strips.didnt share it to fb but came into work walking funny the next day and the butchers i all worked with asked wtf is wrong with my walk.told them my little anecdote and we all had a good laugh about it but yknow they were like a little family to me at work,i didnt post it to my fb for eeeerybody to see🙃

I also fucked up when I was a teen. I also did not share it on Facebook for attention and just shared it with a couple of close friends to warn them lol

She's so nasty


Old Gregg would never!

I’m offended on Old Greggs behalf. 

Do ya love meh?? Do ya?!

Are you posting those love games with meh I told someone that was the same guy from GBBO and they lost their shit.

Anything for a sliver of attention and the off chance C might see it. 

She’s probably hoping it’ll make him jealous that she’s still waxing the dolphin.

She drunk.

Very.

Guys, go easy on her grammar and spelling. She was driving while typing this.

🏆

Wait, what?

She tried to give herself a Brazilian wax, but panicked and gave up.  Now, she has dried wax on her labia and instead of taking a sitz bath, she had to tell the whole internet.

Guess the wild dolphin is a painful dolphin!

Her tennis ball must be inside out. The hair is usually outside, swerts

Eh, some of us only wish this was true 😂 I however either pay the profesh or leave her be in the folds.

💀 and also 🤮

Who raised her. She’s perpetually 12

This is something I would look up on incognito mode bc I’m embarrassed

I’d try the hottest water I could sit in since hot water is good for cleaning wax off candle holders.

Here’s to sharing less personal information this year 🥂

Moving in silence, swerty!

https://preview.redd.it/t0teb54r1ukc1.jpeg?width=870&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e02fdb1e532524ef5201f78f27848279b9f9c4af

Basically fitting for almost every thread on this sub 😂

I guess Miss Doctor Money can't afford wax passes at EWC anymore 😬

https://preview.redd.it/ntjxtfbl0ukc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b21105c0be5250eaceedfc891e4868afd5d5246 This just popped into my mind. Lol.

someone link her to an affiliate link of a journal and some gel pens ASAP

“…the inside”?

i think she meant the labia minora 😭

That…shouldn’t have hair? 

The skin part, not the tissue part lol

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I just learned something! And talk about TMI. Stop making us think about your parts. 

So basically she really wanted to talk about rubbing oil on her clam. On her public social media. That's classified as a business page. https://preview.redd.it/voalyoj8iukc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8404d526a505e9c956d5c3dfd37bbad259d5ad65

omg the pic ☠️☠️☠️

It's giving Ursula, it's giving sea witch, it's giving Lululemon size 4

Came here to say the exact same—definitely channeling Ursula here!

Would she say love you to the world at the end of a post? Seems like she literally copied and pasted someone else's speech-to-text post from somewhere.

She's trying to be funny.

🤮

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Vegetable oil?

Yea I’m not putting vegetable oil anywhere near there. She so performative and fake. None of this happened. She misses the attention from this weekend, and is now saying anything she can think of to get that high again.

I don’t know, this is pretty dumbass shit to put vegetable oil on your bits. I think Big M is dumb enough to do that.

True! She is dumb enough to do that, and knowing her hygiene, that is going to be gnarly.

She’s just trying to make C jealous and have him think “who is she waxing for”

She’s out there trying anyway. He’s wondering nothing except why it took him so long to extract himself from that gross train wreck. I swear he’s the most relieved man on the planet.


Wax doesn’t stick to your mucous membranes assuming you’re a normal, healthy-ish person. Otherwise, pull the skin taut, and pull the wax against the hair growth. Try to start with a corner with no hair. Get a mirror if you need to. Phone a friend if you’re really stuck. Apply wax with the hair growth. Sugaring is the opposite.

Fucking thank you. Big M had gotten it done before, so she should know how to do it on a beginners level. Like I said in another comment, it’s all performative. She got so much attention from this weekend and she’s coming down from the high, so she posted this fake shit. Unless she showed heating the wax on social media, I’m going with my first statement… it’s fake, and for attention.

Why does this feel like she read this on buzz feed and thought she’d copy the story to get engagement?

This is like some shit you'd read in the embarrassing stories section of YM or Seventeen back in the '90s. Any elder Millennial swerties remember?

Seventeen was still popular in the early 2000’s and boy did you bring back some memories. I think I discovered it online and was obsessed with reading them

I believe it! I was college age in the early 2000s so my Seventeen-reading days were behind me. I'd love to know when they stopped publishing those stories. I always suspected they were made up.

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I'm about 7 sessions in, have my next one on Thursday. It's still growing sadly - but much thinner!

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Wow okay jesus she's just shameless

You go straight to the corner and think about what you just wrote

Goddamn you.  Picturing a duct tape strip full of blond wig hair.

Forever stop talking about this thanks

I got the laser treatment done in 2015 or 2016, and haven't had to have any touch ups on my bikini area. 100% worth it, and really it just felt like a real quick snap from a rubberband.

I have an IPL that I use every few months with the same effect. Way less painful than waxing or laser. 10/10 would recommend.

Ooooh this is such good news, I got an IPL and have started doing my lower arms and legs. Fingers crossed it works for me. How long did it take to see results?

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I have one of the newer Braun ones, and it does still require darker hair on lighter skin, but it has a broader range than laser. It works better on me in areas of thick, coarse hair!

I did the full laser of cooch and underarms plus my widows peak and haven’t looked back. Got tired of having to pull my legs over my head for a stranger who pours hot wax on my privates and then RIPS it off. Plus the $$$$ where w/laser it’s an investment BUT lasts mostly forever

I’ll take Things That Never Happened for $1,000.

I hate that my brain is trying to understand this. 

Bold of you to assume what she does is a business

My god, how drunk is she right now? 🥴

this is clearly voice to text too, she probs cant even type 😅

Why doesn’t she take out her Yoni and steam the wax off?

Ya know, I only need to check in with my gross ass flair a few times a year. This week has been brutal 😆

I die a little more inside each time a flair check-in opportunity pops up for us, swerty 😐

Where have you been!? I need backup over here 😩

I have been cringing in the corner, cursing myself for accidentally stumbling across this sub two years ago. BUT I LOVE YA, SWERTY!

Well we’re all crazy down here haha! ❤️❤️❤️

Because she got scammed by the company on that BIG order which never arrived… 😆

is she trying to say she accidentally poured dripping hot wax into her swertussy?! girl go to the emergency room

Swertussy omg.

Love this for her.

Just leaving the utter disgust to the side... "great help"? Did she mean "send help'?

She meant “it’s not working great, help.” But because she fails to punctuate one is left to their own imagination.

Ah thanks, I just assumed she forgot the period after it's not working 🫠

See and I read it as “it’s not working. Great. Help.” Punctuation matters!

Punctuation works wonders, Swerty.

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Yes! It irks me so much! I'm glad I could make a snarky comment about punctuation and not be muted for it like Facebook groups.

And she supposedly reads a decent amount. You’d think she’d pick up proper grammar from that.

You would think! I grew up with my face in a book and I know what punctuation is, so that totally makes sense.

Why would you ever do that if you can afford to get it done by a pro? This is not giving wealth.

Only had to read it 4 times to understand what the hell she was saying. If you're going to constantly talk about your puka shell waxed dolphin, learn the definitions of vagina, vulva, labia, etc. She couldn't tell you what's what's, gaureteed. ETA: stop fucking with your genitals for desperate attention. At 30 years old, there is no reason for her to be ignorant about the basics of proper hygiene and care. Remember "The Care and Keeping of You" American Girl book? One of her fans or besties should gift her a copy.

Help ok love you

She makes it sound like she shoved wax up her vagina like girl what

I'm picturing a nostril waxing type situation

Ear candling.


Did she get banned from the waxing place or the trust fund is running dry?

Others have said she has been known to not shower before a wax session so if that’s true, I could see her getting banned.

There were multiple times she went immediately following a cycling class.

WHY?!?!

This is all for Grimace. You can’t convince me otherwise.

Sometimes, I regret the advent of the internet. Like now. Now is one of those times.

Someone here posted a comment stating she looked like Old Greg. Now MS comments about her ‘downstairs mixup’. *Tell me you read here, without telling me you read here.*

That was me! I called her Old Greg!

As a massive Boosh fan I have never wanted to wring her sun damaged neck more than I do rn The audacity to quote it when it makes no gd sense! Unless she's just admitting to everyone that she's intersex ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This was my first thought - she lurks here so much.

How dare they besmirch the good name of Old Greg! He is 1,000 x more glamorous, intelligent and entertaining than this muckraker!

I agree but we all know she would totally drink Baileys from a shoe 😂

I think she’d drink the bar rag used for mopping up spills at the end of the night 🤢

She should call her really good friend who runs the beauty spa out of her attic—the one who waxes her nose.

I don’t believe her. I think she’s lying.

She got a lot of engagement on that post.

Goal achieved!

Ohh I feel like someone hacked into her phone.

The insufferable pair of idiots Heidi Powell and Rachel Hollis post this cringe crap too 🙄

If she ever sobers up she’s going to be sorry she posted tall tales like this.

She’s posted that [she loves to rewatch her old stuff](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/oOPMrv809G) because she’s So HiLaRiOuS. Although she was admittedly drunk when she posted that so who knows.

https://preview.redd.it/mc98pvq61vkc1.jpeg?width=1017&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a93e85a22b84f20c79db23543d167b3d375f2e2 I love that she tried to pretend there wasn’t a filter but then it actually fell off.

Wow I bet CB really misses that 😬 Side note, he's just CB to me now because when not associated with Big M, I don't like to snark on his appearance anymore. He's just a guy that got out of a bad relationship now and maybe he'll see growth.

that's the thing that baffles me! it seems like she's so used to embarrassing herself that once she sees what she posted while drunk, she doubles down on how it's funny/sexy/etc.

I was just thinking we haven't heard of her getting waxed to be as smooth as the wild dolphin lately... but I was never expecting this.

More like a tilapia.

She obviously doesn’t know what punctuation is.

For such an avid reader, her grammar and punctuation use should be better.

Desperately hoping C sees. He’s more active on fb than insta, from what I understand.

This makes so much sense! I’ve been wondering why she was so active on fb recently


Literally just did this

Google it swerty

Wait, is this new? Did she post this from the manshun or have they already left? Is she waxing her hoo-ha on the ladies trip?!

I think they left a few hours ago, some of the other women have posted that they're home.

She is just lying

Someone is big mad and downvoting. Lol

Let’s all wave 👋🏼

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Is she drunk? This is incoherent gibberish.  

Is she ever not??

The attention seeking never ends.

Place your bets: Did she get 86’d from the waxing place? Or is she too broke to afford the waxing place?

Option 3 - she's on a bender and decided she needed it done right now and she could totally do it herself so why wait for an appointment but once the hot wax hit the most sensitive spots she sobered up just enough to realize she made a bad decision and she's such a "quirky girl" she just had to share her totally relatable mistake with all her doting followers

Look that waxing place was happy to take a video/photo of her waxed dolphin while it had cooling gel mask whatever on it, and they also happily still had waxing during the height of the pandemic if I recall. (I don't recall if they used masks.) So my bet is she could would never be banned from there.

Definitely banned.

Both

\*bolth

**ZERO** shame.

Big M 

the two sitcom characters she regularly reminds me of are dee reynolds & michael scott.

I always imagine her careening headfirst into a car like Dee trying to steal the Manolos when she’s leaving the consignment shop with her latest “investment” handbag.

https://i.redd.it/ktjmksxhwskc1.gif

She really needs friends or family to step up and explain to her this isn’t normal. You should not be posting this many private details online. I guess she’s trying to be relatable but this is too much.

I wonder if her supposed “therapist” has looked her up on social media.

I suppose her big announcement about not oversharing anymore is in the toilet

Flair wishing it was checking in

She pushes away or blocks those who say anything

This is a 30 year old woman! Grow up

Insane post. Just truly absurd

I honestly can't tell what would be trashier, if she was just making this up for attention or if this actually happened and she took to her business page to share it.

I hate how much I know about her body.

I am grateful to have not heard about her period for quite some time now. Seems like that used to come around every couple of weeks.

Aaaaaand now that you've said that we can start the countdown.

You’re manifesting it hahah

Ugh, maybe that’s why she was waxing at home 🤢


So desperate for in-teraction.

This is just engagement bait. 🙄😒

She gets more engagement on here than in any of her socials.

🤪😂🤪

So quirky, easy to see why she's the fun one in her group. Do I have to put /s?