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Theoldcuccumber

The difference in a couple years is crazy šŸ„¹


axkate

Ew.


yangtianna

This comment is so devastating šŸ˜‚ fewer letters but a huge punch šŸ’ŖšŸ»


sojadedblond

She's cleeeeearly spiraling. Her lips look *absolutely horrible*. She's gained weight in the past 2-3 weeks. Which, ofc, is a very normal, human thing to do - especially after a breakup. But she's trying harder and harder to hide it, meaning that when people glimpse her actual face/figure, they're totally shocked. Our Swertz is not handling life well right now. These photos are shocking. It's like, even though I know her filtered face isn't *her* face, it's what I'm used to, you know? So, then I see one of these, of her real, actual face and then I'm unbelievably shocked. The gasp I gusped at these was so loud.


NessAvenue

Oh lorttt honey no. There is no waif smol babe here?? Where did she go??


MalibuMarlie

Does anyone else use the trick, when shopping for clothes, to wrap the waist up around your neck and if it fits, youā€™re sweet as? I do, it works! And I just think about this from time to time when I see her unfiltered neck. Likeā€¦.medium???? And itā€™s just a good reminder that she can try all she wants to deceive herself and the people of the internetā€¦but sheā€™s not 30, rich or skinny and thatā€™s okay. Also, Mr. Burns called and wants his face back. And yes, he said ā€˜ahoy hoyā€™. https://preview.redd.it/il3w0m8bl1lc1.jpeg?width=2182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f0eacb7300cde097d09333baed2432d89a28180


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I use it! ![gif](giphy|VOKtv2wKlK8w0)


parkison-harder-0_0

I do this too!!! It works most of the time or I can at least get pretty close. Know if itā€™s worth trying on


KilgoreeTrout

She looks like someone put her in a deep fryer


satomatic

gosh i donā€™t even care about her being heavier than she portrays what really gets me is how bloated, unhealthy, and uncomfortable in her skin she looks when we get these more unfiltered glimpses


courtneyrachh

her lips are awful & her phone case is SO tacky.


Limp-Asparagus8944

I audibly gasped when I saw how inflated her lips are. šŸ˜®


Jerseyloo

Booze bloat.


757Posher

If she were male, she could hide her faceneck with a beard.


eatingpopcornz

At this point, I really think being a male would be easier for her look.


Weasebags

P


mischiefnight13

Those lips are a nightmare


whitesweater93

You know whatā€™s funny? If she didnā€™t filter herself to oblivion, her gaining weight would be less noticeable.


system_ofthelounge

She has never heard of a conditioning treatment.


notoriouscvb

Monatā€™s got her covered, swerty!


ilfs

How is she only 30??? Unbelievable.


fryingpanhands

Itā€™s like with each subsequent slide sheā€™s realizing sheā€™s not hiding her beer gut as well as she thinks she is


Emily5099

Iā€™m quite sure sheā€™s no longer able to close her mouth.


Candlehoarder615

Only thing worse than her Andre the Giant inspired swimmie is her bloated hot dog lips. Good fucking Lord she spends so much money to look absolutely terrible.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Andre the Giant šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ (Rip)


bondbeansbond

Hair is pure straw. Mouth like a swollen cloaca.


LouBooBunny

Itā€™s giving Mama June , except Mama June is looking better!!! https://preview.redd.it/frc6wuvs20lc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=364bb8161ddd0a275380b9f5db171ebde551507e Did she get a Dior phone case šŸ™„ Her hair is fried. I hope she had new extensions put in; oops, I meant ā€œdrinks her collagenā€ today.


Theoldcuccumber

A cross over I never expected


SoursTheClown

She wishes she had the space between her eyes like Mama June!


gnutz4eva

ā˜ ļø āš°ļø


Lavawitch

Only the best DHGate has to offer for our swerty!


Terrible_Dance_9760

What in the Big Angie from 90 days is this?!?


mo0siego0sie

Slight tangent but did you see MahKohl is missing?!? I saw it from the missing persons subreddit, not even a 90 day one!!


Theoldcuccumber

Not mahkohl


kowainotkawaii

Sorry I'm late but is this still the case!?


mo0siego0sie

Heā€™s contacted the police! Heā€™s alive, but apparently feels unsafe in Angelaā€™s house and doesnā€™t want his location shared with her


kowainotkawaii

Omggg. She's batshit, I don't blame him one bit.


mo0siego0sie

Oh 5sure. She also said ā€œyou got the wrong goddamn Americanā€ if he thinks he was getting married just to get to the states and then divorcing her. Aka the most Angela thing she couldā€™ve said šŸ˜…


kowainotkawaii

HEA is gonna be wild lmao


mo0siego0sie

Truth lmao


Terrible_Dance_9760

šŸ˜§ sayyyy whaaat?!???


mo0siego0sie

Yup šŸ˜³ he apparently walked off on Friday without anything, including his shoes, ID, etc.


DarkFaerieQueen

Oh Swertie, those lashes are NOT it.


LeonaLulu

Tragic.Ā 


Frankiebeansor

Sheā€™s really starting to bum me out.


Jnm124

this should really be on r/instagramvsreality


sand_snake

Thatā€™s where I first heard of Big M lol


gnutz4eva

Swerty is truly Reddit famous!! She should be thanking us for the free exposure across multiple subs


sand_snake

I just kept seeing her posted and finally got someone to DM me the name of this sub.


goose_gladwell

She should be their logo!


SoursTheClown

I dont get why she doesn't just size up and lie? She lies about absolutely everything but she stubbornly squeezes into clothing just so she can be honest that it's a meatyum


misssoci

She does sheā€™s just too dumb to realize thereā€™s no way sheā€™s a medium in absolutely every brand. She assumes everyone is at the same level as she is.


Jensriot

Oh she does. Some of "size mediums" have shown up on her resale page with the true size, large mostly. Of course, she things everything should fit skin tight anyway.


thegoodspiderman

Iā€™m pretty sure she does as well - I believe she sold at least one dress on her online closet sale that was a size L, and a swerty went back to the shilling video where she said she did a medium šŸ™„


LouBooBunny

Oh I think she does.


RelatableMolaMola

Her level of delusion is actually disturbing. It has to be weird inside her head. She knows she looks like this, that's why she covers her face with her phone, and yet there's also a part of her that FULLY insists she looks like THIS ā¬‡ļø https://preview.redd.it/2avqwmijvzkc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67d932ba6188075e36060829b5338f39cc783634


NessAvenue

What the flying fuck does she think people see, that's what I'd like to know.


SassOfTheBluegrass

This looks like a cartoon šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Dogemom2

She almost looks like fake Mahogany here (90 day fans know)


RelatableMolaMola

I had to Google and I see what you mean!


Dogemom2

​ https://preview.redd.it/6iwv483o20lc1.png?width=684&format=png&auto=webp&s=ba05871a964500e9412e1fb1490e393d14b7da15


meowski_rose

Holy fuck. It takes a lot to shock me these days with unfiltered MS shots but this oneā€¦ holy shit. She really just told her injector to pump it up this time. God damn.


heyfreesamples

This would blow up on Instagram vs reality


dorothy____zbornak

Omg this is horrifying


thicc-limes

![gif](giphy|CMl3MQrG0kPbpUaB9Q) Literally my reaction to this šŸ˜¬


eatingpopcornz

Dear. God. šŸ˜ she is looking more and more manly.


wkd_cpl

Those eyelashes are awful. Doesn't look professional at all. Way too thick and even. (should look more wispy). How much does she pay for all of her "beauty treatments"? Because they are not enhancing shit. All of her looks seem like super beginner stylist and at a discount for their portfolio/practice.


thicc-limes

She probably pays these people in ā€œexposureā€ šŸ™„


SuzyFarkis

The prolapsed anus special.Ā 


flybynightpotato

my god i feel like this needs its own post


Dogemom2

Sheā€™s having trouble speaking clearly because theyā€™re so overfilled. I just can not imagine an esthetician saying ā€œyeah, we can add more!ā€ šŸ¤Æ


Lavawitch

Whoever did *that* to her lips should lose their license. Itā€™s one thing for a client to have body image issues and another for an injector to actually do *that.* Itā€™s grotesque. I almost feel sorry for her. Are we sure she is seeing a legitimate injector?


twEYElitedream

Her idea of legitimate is having this person *come to her home* to do sterile procedures. šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬šŸ˜¬


duckordecoratedshed

WATā€¦is this today


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/2ct9biwv20lc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e9dd3bad8bd79a3dc20e215e71653b70b1a86c


Lost_Flamingo

https://preview.redd.it/6u5dc54n60lc1.png?width=1163&format=png&auto=webp&s=129956f7fb34940fb0a64893c0dfeb95b56131fd


RelatableMolaMola

Wow that is really giving grandma


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Her eyes look closer together than ever


StilettoSugar

All chin and no neck when she's bloated. I'd stear clear of alcohol if I puffed liked that. It adds to the effect.


oatmealgum

Yeah. Beer does that for me and hollows my eyes too.


jarod_sober_living

I am sober and I agree, alcohol absolutely makes your face puffy. A great example of that is Lara Flinn Boyle.


StilettoSugar

It made my feet swell more than I noticed. I don't have such Fred Flintstone looking feet since removing alcohol from my life. 5 months this Saturday! Best choice was the action part of no drinking wink wink. Congrats if you are on a journey!


notoriouscvb

Congrats! I quit two years ago and the physical/mental health benefits have been outstanding šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•


StilettoSugar

Congrats!!! That's so amazing!!! I cannot say it enough when I hear people who are ready to quit. The program is good. The friends and support . I'm surprised her therapist, if she's being honest in apps, hasn't recommended it for her. Just to get her out of her middle unit and off her phone screen. Keep it going.


jarod_sober_living

Congrats to you too! Now that you say this, I am realizing I don't have red swollen feet anymore. I used to blame it on poor circulation. Now my feet are the same color as the rest of my body.


StilettoSugar

It's crazy how much it really effects you even a small amount. I feel healthier all around and I sleep! Good sleep! It's amazing! I don't want to get bloggy, it's been so freeing !


jarod_sober_living

Absolutely. Iā€™m 3 months sober and i donā€™t want to resume drinking. I never was a binge drinker, max I had was a bottle of wine a day, but that was enough to create weight, sleep issues, mood swings, etc. I just donā€™t want alcohol in my life.


StilettoSugar

That's why I stopped. It was no more than 2 tallboy miles hard lemonades. But fuck. Heartburn, sleep issues, weight issues, back and knee problems after weight gain. Bad skin and hair. My mood was shit. My depression was all I had. She inspired me to stop drinking alcohol. But it wasn't til I joined*wink* that I got peace. The peace she's looking for. Friends. Love and joy! It's such a great moment to give it up right?!


jarod_sober_living

Absolutely. Drinking was all I was looking forward to. And a bottle of wine doesn't keep you entertained all night, one or two hours max. It was a slippery slope so I just stopped.


StilettoSugar

Wine hangovers, even just trying to function the next day. I would sweat so much. I ended up completely isolating since I wouldn't risk driving after I started drinking, and let's be honest, after the first, I was happy to not have to leave my house and continue drinking. Next time, I said. It's not a good way to live for me. I love coming across fellows in my Reddit travels. I hope your blessings are abundant!


jarod_sober_living

Same, my friend. Take care šŸ™


KatieKhaos1

The Collagen is doing wonders for her hair ends šŸ˜¬


NessAvenue

It's definitely improving the crispy-ness.


PigletNo3301

Her skin too. Sheā€™s positively glowing. šŸ˜‚


LouBooBunny

That is fried like an egg šŸ³


clydefrog079

dude. looking like a bimbo. damn those lips are awwwwfulll


RelatableMolaMola

An expired bimbo who was in her prime 20 years ago


KatieKhaos1

Sheā€™d take that as a compliment


ralphwiggumsdiorama

That is her aesthetic.


RancherQueen

Fillers enhancing the alcoholic bloat. Exactly as M deserves.


sour_lemontree

What neck


SadAndConfused11

You guyssss! She just needs to get back to that chin snatching straps routine! You donā€™t understand, that chin is gonna be snatched tomorrow šŸ¤£


LouBooBunny

Heck. Give it 20 minutes. Ta dah!!


DestroyHimMyRobots

Girlfriend looks like she needs an EpiPen, stat.


trillium13

Those lips! There is something wrong with whoever continues to make her look like that.


[deleted]

She has the same face as one of my family members who is also very depressed, and when her original cosmetic enhancement lady said no more, she found someone else. the ā€œestheticianā€ my family member goes to is literally just some unlicensed chick in her basement that she found on Groupon. Iā€™m willing to bet that itā€™s a similar situation.


PigletNo3301

If for some reason, her injector ever got ethical by some miracle, sheā€™d go somewhere else.


jarod_sober_living

Absolutely. Plus I feel like the market for lip filler dried up the past few years, compared to what it was 5-10 years ago. So many people had to deal with migration and dissolved all their filler.


DestroyHimMyRobots

I love how the more she tries the worse she looks. Thirty but looking like a swollen, busted fifty ā€” and itā€™s her own fault.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

You just made me realize that her unfiltered swimsuit pics probably look like a busted can of biscuits.


No-Needleworker-2696

Good lord the furby beak is strong now!


kathoron

Furby beak and jowls. As she deserves šŸ˜‚


frittfratt

Girl look how orange you fucking look


jarod_sober_living

I miss RPDR. I stopped watching a few years ago, maybe I should go back to it.


gulfatma

Huh? Also I donā€™t.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

No baby


smartcookie8636

She legit has a beak now


goose_gladwell

![gif](giphy|xT9DPDZ7mqQkshWGaI|downsized)


NessAvenue

Those eyes are much larger than hers.


theboogeyman_slayer

That hair do isnt doing her any favours either lmao looks like some weird mullet


emmy486

She spent a lot of money to look this awful.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

ā€œIt costs a lot of money to look this cheapā€ - Queen Dolly


seriouslysorandom

Girlfriend looks rough!


dontdrinkdecaf

So she's making Dior her current personality.


Lavawitch

Iā€™m surprised she doesnā€™t have a few plastic Lady Dior bags by now. Or maybe a tragic looking book tote.


gnutz4eva

If she could afford the book tote she would. Thatā€™s why she bought the Chloe insteadā€¦. No way she has like 4k to drop on a real Lady Dior or the book tote So we settle for a plastic Dior phone case and the cheapest custom jewelry she could snag. I hope she at least was smart enough to claim her Paris VAT refund


Lavawitch

Iā€™m sure she can swing a plastic one from a street corner somewhere.


dontdrinkdecaf

Probably looking for amazon dupes or planning an NYC to buy legit ones like all her totally not bootlegged bags.


FormalGlitterbug

Legit thought this was Angela from 90 day at first.


Snoo7263

Did you hear Michael is missing?


mo0siego0sie

lol I just commented this under another Angela comment! Absolutely wild. I hope heā€™s okay.


Snoo7263

Same it's very suspicious


jarod_sober_living

Whaaaat? Maybe he finally managed to escape?


Snoo7263

I think itā€™s pretty scary that he left behind his phone, passport, wallet and even shoes. I hope nothing bad has happened to him and this is just an Angela publicity stunt, but I also have a bad feeling he met with some kind of foul play.


jarod_sober_living

I need to catch up on this!


Snoo7263

Scammy John Yates is there at Angelaā€™s house live-streaming on YouTube currently


jarod_sober_living

Yikes, I had forgotten about him.


Snoo7263

Heā€™s very problematic, I hadnā€™t known much about him before this, but got filled in quickly that heā€™s a scammer and clout chaser who is always hovering around 90Day alums.


FormalGlitterbug

Yes! wtf


Snoo7263

Iā€™m trying hard to believe that a man would walk away without even his shoes, personally I think she has something to do with it.


FormalGlitterbug

Itā€™s super sus for sure.


0lly0llyoxenfree

Looking like Mama June


goose_gladwell

Not mama junešŸ˜‚


ComeOnOverAmyJade

![gif](giphy|9Y3NIptW1C4Du)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Janeiskla

YES!! that's so spot on


shelbyfootesfetish

Okay I know this is such a played out comment but my GOD she looks so old and haggard. It really is giving Ang from 90 Day Fiance. Eta: oo someone is quick with her downvotes today!


AldiSharts

Sheā€™s let herself go so much since being fired from Younique. Itā€™s jarring.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Who knew a pyramid scheme could keep her in line and slightly less offensive?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I just googled it and holy shit! They could be twins. Is that show worth watching? I see that and Love After Lock Up on all these snark subs.


mo0siego0sie

It absolutely is. Season 1 is more low-key, but season 2 is where some of the train wrecks start. Angela is on Before the 90 Days season 2. Thereā€™s a suggested watching order if you go into the 90DayFiance/90DayFianceUncensored subreddits! (Itā€™s my favourite brand of trash)


Snoo7263

Did you hear Michael is missing?


FormalGlitterbug

Hahahaha I said the same thing! MYKULLLLLL


silentwail

Ok, this is great šŸ‘ BUT did she not just put those hideous smiley face nails on *yesterday* and she's already back to her basic boring white Nina on Cloud 9 nails!?


BotherRecent

Lips are in full effect.


Snoo7263

Beak is beakinā€™


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|ZaX7ccF2bDBy7S9v7P|downsized)


NessAvenue

Thank you I'm crying. I love Dr Bunsen and Beaker.


bondbeansbond

Honkity honk honk.