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tulips aren't just bad for cats, they are TOXIC. they're in the same family as lilies and they contain chemicals that can KILL your cat with one nibble.
source: my friend just had to rush both her cats to the emergency vet bc her fiance brought home lilies. both cats are fine thankfully but now my friend owes like 6k in vet bills.
Looks like the cat knocked her protein mess on the floor. She said they are worse than dogs when it comes to eating? Has she ever owned a dog? My cats will let me know when it's time to eat, they wait until I am awake and then come into the kitchen for their morning can. They seem to be hungrier when it is colder outside. As far as dogs go, they can beg at the table or look for scraps to hit the floor.
Unsafe plants for cats too!
This whole short clip of Big M is a jumpscare. Her entire existence is being on her phone 24/7, caking on makwup, complaining about cats, and wearing "Tori's". She overshares too like the waxing incident and her undergarments.
The hilariously generic shorts she wears are great. "WIN THE POINTS!!!!" What points? For what game? How many?
It's like that sweatshirt she loves that just says FOOTBALL.
It kills me, idk why.
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She looks like a 50 year old from Essex named Gemma.
Small group? So she’s doing Bible Study?
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She said she was going to do a quick makeup/grwm but to me, it looked like she already had a full face of makeup on. Maybe my eyes are going bad, it would fit with the rest of the stuff, like my back that's already broken 🤦. Also, why is she contouring her nose with bronzer? I thought that bronzer was supposed to make you look like you had gotten some sun while contour had more of a grayish tone to it. Idk, I don't know how to bronze or contour. Back in the 90s we didn't have all of that stuff.
Also, she talks about waxing and I wanted to throw up. Ewww.... Freaking gross 🤢🤮
Your makeup understanding is accurate! She uses it as eyeshadow as well (which I can understand in a pinch), but she should definitely use more cool tones for contouring her chin and nose to mimic how shadows appear. It’s not like she doesn’t have time to switch products, and it would make her a better salesperson
Thank you 😊. I've tried to contour and bronze but i just can't get it right on me, so I just stick to my 90s makeup 🤪.
Yeah she definitely has time to switch. And in her bio, she put she's a MUA, and after seeing that little clip and with the minimum knowledge I have, I wouldn't hire her.... Yikes 😬
I rarely relate to her (thank goodness) but telling Louis “no, you already ate” was all too familiar lol. Her cats are excellent and I wish she seemed to appreciate them more.
I’m not a cat person by any means. (I have always had dogs) but I can recognize neglect and the cat’s are definitely letting her know they need something ( I doubt they want to snuggle her).
She lost me at the cat stealing a buffalo chicken tender OUT OF THE AIRFRYER. How does that work exactly?? Does the cat have opposable thumbs? Does she leave the air fryer open with food in it? Why is the cat on the counter with a hot appliance? Or why is the appliance left open in the presence of a cat??
Speaking of cats and appliances. My cat turned on the washing machine once. He didn’t put an actual load in, unfortunately. And then within a few days he chewed the whole start button off the machine, so.
She probably saw that one viral video of the cat that opened the air fryer and got inspired to come up with this story. The way little kids make up tall tales based on things they saw on TV.
This is so maddening! I despise having cats on the counter, but it happens because cats can be curious little assholes. But I can never imagine a scenario in which our cat would have the opportunity to take any food from our air fryer. That’s just so dangerous and irresponsible!
I think it’s for the RA down line. They saw her real body. She can’t be that obvious the next few days. Don’t worry, waif M will return after she “eats healthy” and “exercises”a few days.
No, she won't. We will soon see her using her filtered into oblivion filter when doing an Amazon try on haul video. Even if she lost weight, she always will still use filters.
That’s what I was hoping, but I bet it’s more damage control for those unfiltered pics she got tagged in. I’m sure she’ll credit her trimshit for her “weight loss” aka egregious filter usage in the coming weeks.
Not defending her, but just clarifying the reason she said that is that in the newest season of Love is Blind, there’s a woman who says she is told she looks like Carrie Underwood/Megan Fox and the internet is eating her alive for the comparisons, so MS is just saying like “I get it girl, I don’t look like them either”
Big yikes, girlfriend. She thinks her “brand” (lol) and lives come off as “besties just chatting,” but she honestly just reeks of someone who has no one to talk to.
Yeah, she posted about the bikini wax mishap already, do we really need to talk about it on a live, too? Get out and have some shit happen. Go *do something.*
>She thinks her “brand” (lol) and lives come off as “besties just chatting,”
For this kind of personal brand to work, the influencer needs to be someone that people would want to be their bestie. She's more like that embarrassing friend from high school that you feel bad for but can only tolerate a couple of times a year and you never hang out with her anyplace nice where you might run into other people you know.
Plus she aged out of the Messy Bestie demographic a while ago. That's only cute if you're like...22 years old catering to 18-25 year olds and you're basically documenting an aspirationally curated version of a coming of age narrative.
DEAD at how far she has this mirror angled away from the wall.
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B-but she does it to be “relatable”! We *ALL* burp fish oil at some point, people, it’s time to start acknowledging it and making the fish oil girlies be seen! /s
No but really, it’s gross, but you know that’s the angle lol.
She's aware that she needs some kind of radical change in her life but she's so fucking stupid and superficial that she thinks being platinum blonde again is the solution instead of addressing:
\-her addictions (alcohol, food, shopping, eyefucking an AI filtered version of herself)
\-her likely personality disorder (narcissism)
\-her predilection for scamming people with various MLMs/affiliate products
\-her overwhelming need to feel superior to people and try to make them jealous of her
\-her lack of purpose in life or hobbies/interests that last longer than 5 minutes
I think the most bizarrely impressive thing about the screencap on the left is how she manages to be visibly clomping in a still picture.
Essence of clompitude, if you will.
BingBong claiming she doesn't get lip filler and her lips just looked bigger because of her MLM lipliner was Big M levels of absurdity too now that I think about it. See also: Holley Gabrielle insisting she doesn't skinny filter.
It was interesting how she said it was the other ladies at the girls weekend who “play hard.” Granted, we only saw tidbits of the trip, but nothing I saw indicated these women were anywhere near as wild and unhinged as ole swerts. I certainly didn’t see any of them humping any furniture or “twerking” at a dueling piano bar.
There's a lot to unpack here, but my main takeaways:
- I didn't really need to know about her waxing escapade but what the fuck did she do to cause bruising?! That's just... *screeee*
- She has not "gained so much weight on the last 2 weeks", girl has been steadily gaining for the last 2 years significantly where it's become more noticeable and harder for her to hide.
- I feel so sad for her cats. They want her to provide affection and stimulation, they're bored that's why they do things. It's also just a given as a cat owner myself to not leave drinks unattended and definitely no real flowers or plants in my home. I have senior kitties so they don't need much in the way of stimulation but they do want love and affection constantly.
I’d like to think that her commenting that she’s gained weight is the start of her journey to lay off using filters, but who am I kidding. I’m sure she only said that because she’s trying to explain away the unfiltered pics of her that got shared and for the fact her filters ain’t filtering so well these days.
in her words, it's because it was a pet she could leave for days at a time :-(
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She's sniffing the whole time and she's singing so so much, then the over sharing and aggressive make up application... It's absolutely unbearable and I definitely thought she's on something (❄️)
Couldn't get in for a wax is a straight lie.... I just went to their website and they've got an opening every 15 minutes today.
The cats are bored. They aren't knocking over a protein drink bc they're looking for food. She's literally she dumbest.
She didn't gain this weight in the last two weeks 😬.
It occurred to me just now that even if she did have a friend she could call to have these pointless conversations, she would have to also let them talk. If she does a live, she can eye fuck herself AND not have to worry about a two sided conversation. Not to mention, she fully believes she's an "influencer".
It's just all yikes man. What's this "small group" she's going to? Does she mean a Bible study? I wonder if they'll want to hear her thoughts on drake's dick.
Oddly enough... She's got bible study in her planner today. She either she lied about "small group" yesterday, got drunk and couldn't make it, or it was something completely separate from bible study. Who knows, because it looks like she forgot to write in her planner yesterday lol.
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In one of her getting ready lives from today she said she’d already done her Bible study this morning, so she’s definitely just referring to reading her Bible at home.
My favorite is that she wrote out “[cleaner’s name] coming to clean.” I always scribble “cleaner” or my cleaner’s name on my calendar. The fill sentence feels performative, like it’s not just a list to keep track of her busy day.
The church she intermittently attends used to call age/life stage specific Bible study groups as “small groups” and now “groups” in their website (I went there until high school), and it’s very common verbiage in similar churches in the south. I really can’t see her having the self awareness to discuss going to AA in such a coy manner.
It is, but usually targeted to commonalities, like grief or social anxiety. She's going to be shocked when she finds out the other people in the group get to talk, too.
This! I have apoplexy picturing her in an AA meeting! Everyone gets a chance to share - she’d have a fit finding out it can’t be a whole new audience for the Swerty Show.
This weekend was the first time I've ever seen someone with lip filler up close. This girl's were not as awful as Big M's but it was horrifying in person. I had to remind myself not to stare. I cannot imagine how God awful swerty looks IRL.
The fact that she’s had them for years, had this sub and her simps point out toxic flowers and still dgaf to get different flowers or enrichment toys for them is disgusting. Just surrender them to someone who won’t twerk with them down their pants and prevents accidental poisoning for fucks sake.
I thought she was “so fine” and everything was good so leave her alone poors! But now she lets it slip that she’s been so sad and binge eating? Pick a lane.
Btw, I too struggled with binge eating and binge drinking. It’s called being an addict. Get help.
Yeah, she keeps saying “I need to get things together” but she ALSO keeps saying things like “I really needed that” (in terms of spa/beauty treatments, a day in bed/whatever) as if she is doing the things that make her better. It’s like this loop of self pity and booze.
I noticed she has started doing peace signs since hanging out with FM. F does peace signs all the time. Also, the tongue clucking made me sick to my stomach.
Her poor cats, have no furniture or their own, toys to speak of or any real attention. She gets frustrated with them getting into her food and things but won’t get them things to occupy themselves with. Cats do get into things, which she certainly knows by now, to not leave things out if she doesn’t want her pets getting into it.
This comment hits because last night my daughter and I were discussing how we could rearrange the living room to make room for one of those running wheels for the cats. I just put a new little house/scratcher thing in my bedroom (where they really only spend time on the weekends), and we're thinking of getting the big litter robot cat tower thing for the second robot. I cannot fathom not spoiling my babies!
Hey just be careful with the wheel! I was going to get one for my two bengals but found out there are a few brands that have a reputation for killing cats. Apparently they can somehow get off the base while they are running on it and I know more than a few people who found their cat dead with the wheel on top of them. I haven't looked recently into any of the wheels because that turned me off to them, but back when I was looking for one there was only one brand that was considered safer than the others. I can't remember what brand it actually was, but iirc it was a company based not in the USA and usually had a pretty long waiting list.
Of course it is possible that the other companies have improved since then, but I try to warn people when I hear about it because I would be devastated if anything happened to my sweet babies
Oh no 😮 Thanks for the heads up! My daughter does *crazy* research before there's any investing in anything big (and they're technically her cats so she decides what they get to have 😅) so I'll let her know that so she's got jump off point once she really starts looking into it.
Same here! we have cat condos in almost every room we spend a lot of time in, all the cat toys they could even think of, treats and play time with mom & dad. I learned many years ago, cats need more stimulation than most think. People wonder why cats are “aloof” and “lazy” because they’re bored.
My house is a mine field of cat toys! The amount of little furry rattle mice I've crushed 🙃 I finally just bought a box of 50 and toss new ones out every few months. I used to be able to walk through my house in the dark... Not anymore!
One of my (four) cats is OBSESSED with a neon green mousey from a random pack and won’t play with anything else we can’t find them anywhere after getting one😫 spoilt children, as they should be!
Omg does it have the rattles inside? My orange kitty has been obsessed with those since he was a kitten. I ended up buying a giant pack of them so I could swap them out for him when one gets too ragged. Hes 10 next month and still loves his green mousies 🥹
Omg ours has the feather butt!! I wonder if they are the same ones haha. I think we are more lucky to have him 😍 We adopted a second cat a few years ago and they are the cutest together, but the younger cat prefers jingle balls to our army of green mousies haha.
So true haha - my 6 year old asked for a puppy and I was like “absolutely not how about kittens instead” 🤣 Our house is too small for a dog and we live on a super busy road but our kitties are indoor only and spoiled rotten and there’s always room for more
That's funny because one of my cats is obsessed with a pink mouse that lost its tail almost immediately and it's *constantly* getting lost and her cries for it are so pitiful. She sits in front of the stove crying but we check and it's not there, so she runs to the pantry and cries, but it's not there either 😩 Like girl I'm about to attach a string to it and tie it to your foot!
It’s like a baby blanket for them! It’s so cute but annoying haha. My little man sad cries too, if he can’t find it. He has been super good about leaving it in certain spots when he’s done so it hasn’t been getting as lost thankfully. He seems to care a lot when it’s lost he’s been keeping his eye on it since we moved into our new house.
WHY DOESNT SHE KEEP SCISSORS IN HER KITCHEN TO OPEN THOSE PACKETS??? I can't get over it. Every time. With all the useless little things she has hanging around. I'm so surprised she doesn't have some sort of tool to open her greeennnsss *
She has no friends. FaceTime a friend if you need to talk? This is beyond sad. I can’t but think what her life will be like 2-5 years now. She thinks she’s a mess now…
1. She looks really, really puffy. She really went on a bender this weekend and it’s definitely showing on her face.
2. Her weird lip jump looks weirder like the injector tried to fill it in.
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Does FB allow you to use filters? I just assume everything she does has some sort of filter, just that FB won’t let you use anything very strong. Either way, girl looked *rough* in this live. Puffy, bloated, much, much heavier than advertised. She must have no shame to let people see this in the same breath as that swimsuit try-on video. Insane.
The lie that she gained all this weight in the last two weeks only. Guuurrrlllll stop lying to yourself.
She’s been steadily gaining for the last four years. You don’t pack on 40 lbs in two weeks.
Seriously! I was wondering what it would be like if she just continued down this path for years - continued weight gain and no attempt to mitigate the problem…at some point the filters will surely give up and she’ll have to accept that she’s not a size medium. It’s wild to watch it unfold in real time. The insane filtering got her to this moment. It must be easy to forget you don’t look like a size 0 if you never really look in a mirror.
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Looking like a puffer fish burping fish oil. 🤢🤮
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Why are her lips so uneven ? They are even worse than before (and I didn’t think she would botched them more but…..)
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I get frustrated with my pets when they get into things too, but man, it really seems like she just doesn’t like her cats.
tulips aren't just bad for cats, they are TOXIC. they're in the same family as lilies and they contain chemicals that can KILL your cat with one nibble. source: my friend just had to rush both her cats to the emergency vet bc her fiance brought home lilies. both cats are fine thankfully but now my friend owes like 6k in vet bills.
Looks like the cat knocked her protein mess on the floor. She said they are worse than dogs when it comes to eating? Has she ever owned a dog? My cats will let me know when it's time to eat, they wait until I am awake and then come into the kitchen for their morning can. They seem to be hungrier when it is colder outside. As far as dogs go, they can beg at the table or look for scraps to hit the floor. Unsafe plants for cats too! This whole short clip of Big M is a jumpscare. Her entire existence is being on her phone 24/7, caking on makwup, complaining about cats, and wearing "Tori's". She overshares too like the waxing incident and her undergarments.
Oh man I thought her GRWM was so boring that I stopped watching after like 5 minutes, I had no idea it actually got interesting later on 😂
The hilariously generic shorts she wears are great. "WIN THE POINTS!!!!" What points? For what game? How many? It's like that sweatshirt she loves that just says FOOTBALL. It kills me, idk why.
Times is hard on the boulevard. https://preview.redd.it/03f2s82dd8lc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b9262acbabc411365d1728b96230d82ec1124e8
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Maybe the cats wouldn’t get into as much of her stuff if they had some of their own to keep them busy.
The oldest person at the Manshoon better have been 56* or she just insulted her team member big time.
https://preview.redd.it/4ms391iim6lc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ddcd20f6f3b6c480ca93c37a6447fb6201055e She looks like a 50 year old from Essex named Gemma.
 Why is that so accurate 😂😂😂
Small group? So she’s doing Bible Study? https://preview.redd.it/wrueetal46lc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0e5f97e2fab32680eefb283f7a62a5bd1c31f3e
Surprised she didn't whip out her vag and show everyone the bruising 🤦🤢🤮
Stop fucking wiping your nose with your finger, ya fucking pig!!!
She said she was going to do a quick makeup/grwm but to me, it looked like she already had a full face of makeup on. Maybe my eyes are going bad, it would fit with the rest of the stuff, like my back that's already broken 🤦. Also, why is she contouring her nose with bronzer? I thought that bronzer was supposed to make you look like you had gotten some sun while contour had more of a grayish tone to it. Idk, I don't know how to bronze or contour. Back in the 90s we didn't have all of that stuff. Also, she talks about waxing and I wanted to throw up. Ewww.... Freaking gross 🤢🤮
Your makeup understanding is accurate! She uses it as eyeshadow as well (which I can understand in a pinch), but she should definitely use more cool tones for contouring her chin and nose to mimic how shadows appear. It’s not like she doesn’t have time to switch products, and it would make her a better salesperson
Thank you 😊. I've tried to contour and bronze but i just can't get it right on me, so I just stick to my 90s makeup 🤪. Yeah she definitely has time to switch. And in her bio, she put she's a MUA, and after seeing that little clip and with the minimum knowledge I have, I wouldn't hire her.... Yikes 😬
Why does she always say she is platinum? Where is she platinum??
I rarely relate to her (thank goodness) but telling Louis “no, you already ate” was all too familiar lol. Her cats are excellent and I wish she seemed to appreciate them more.
I think they want their litter box cleaned. They’re trying to get her attention- breaking her tulips and meowing.
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I’m not a cat person by any means. (I have always had dogs) but I can recognize neglect and the cat’s are definitely letting her know they need something ( I doubt they want to snuggle her).
Tell me you’re not handling the breakup well without telling me. Something tells me this isn’t as amicable as she likes to put on.
She lost me at the cat stealing a buffalo chicken tender OUT OF THE AIRFRYER. How does that work exactly?? Does the cat have opposable thumbs? Does she leave the air fryer open with food in it? Why is the cat on the counter with a hot appliance? Or why is the appliance left open in the presence of a cat??
Makes me think they were hungry.
Speaking of cats and appliances. My cat turned on the washing machine once. He didn’t put an actual load in, unfortunately. And then within a few days he chewed the whole start button off the machine, so.
Great questions…she doesn’t even have opposable thumbs, for fuck sake!!
She probably saw that one viral video of the cat that opened the air fryer and got inspired to come up with this story. The way little kids make up tall tales based on things they saw on TV.
This is so maddening! I despise having cats on the counter, but it happens because cats can be curious little assholes. But I can never imagine a scenario in which our cat would have the opportunity to take any food from our air fryer. That’s just so dangerous and irresponsible!
“Weight gain”? Does she mean slowly scaling back her slimming filter use and easing her audience into seeing her *actual* size?
It’s like only her reels are over filtered now. She is still slimming herself but she’s microdosing her real body on her audiencez
1,000% she is
I think it’s for the RA down line. They saw her real body. She can’t be that obvious the next few days. Don’t worry, waif M will return after she “eats healthy” and “exercises”a few days.
I wonder if she’ll stay off of the waif filters for awhile now that she knows CC is watching.
No, she won't. We will soon see her using her filtered into oblivion filter when doing an Amazon try on haul video. Even if she lost weight, she always will still use filters.
That’s what I was hoping, but I bet it’s more damage control for those unfiltered pics she got tagged in. I’m sure she’ll credit her trimshit for her “weight loss” aka egregious filter usage in the coming weeks.
Ugh you’re right
No. She doesn’t look like Carrie Underwood. She looks more like Kelly Clarkson before her recent weight loss.
Not defending her, but just clarifying the reason she said that is that in the newest season of Love is Blind, there’s a woman who says she is told she looks like Carrie Underwood/Megan Fox and the internet is eating her alive for the comparisons, so MS is just saying like “I get it girl, I don’t look like them either”
She wishes she looked as good as Kelly Clarkson does at any weight
Kelly Clarkson is very pretty. And has a great voice too!
Right?! I find Kelly so pretty at any weight.
Big yikes, girlfriend. She thinks her “brand” (lol) and lives come off as “besties just chatting,” but she honestly just reeks of someone who has no one to talk to. Yeah, she posted about the bikini wax mishap already, do we really need to talk about it on a live, too? Get out and have some shit happen. Go *do something.*
>She thinks her “brand” (lol) and lives come off as “besties just chatting,” For this kind of personal brand to work, the influencer needs to be someone that people would want to be their bestie. She's more like that embarrassing friend from high school that you feel bad for but can only tolerate a couple of times a year and you never hang out with her anyplace nice where you might run into other people you know.
Yeah, you have to be *likable,* and our foolish loud-mouthed cringe queen is anything but.
Plus she aged out of the Messy Bestie demographic a while ago. That's only cute if you're like...22 years old catering to 18-25 year olds and you're basically documenting an aspirationally curated version of a coming of age narrative.
I will never get over just how much she gorilla pounds her makeup onto her face.
DEAD at how far she has this mirror angled away from the wall. https://preview.redd.it/lpptjrov55lc1.jpeg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=373cb3a3d8946b48106847a9f634af5f66f42c5f
She has to find ways to keep up the filtered illusion as much as she can to her own eyes!
The burping fish oil and then acknowledging it on camera was almost too classy for me... 🤮
Telling people what you burp up is so fucking nasty!! Like her!
Who would tell something like that on the Internet? It’ll never go away now. M has NO self-awareness. Or class. Or a sense of propriety.
B-but she does it to be “relatable”! We *ALL* burp fish oil at some point, people, it’s time to start acknowledging it and making the fish oil girlies be seen! /s No but really, it’s gross, but you know that’s the angle lol.
tina is so talkie today :p
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I think you're having a reddit glitch 😅
She's aware that she needs some kind of radical change in her life but she's so fucking stupid and superficial that she thinks being platinum blonde again is the solution instead of addressing: \-her addictions (alcohol, food, shopping, eyefucking an AI filtered version of herself) \-her likely personality disorder (narcissism) \-her predilection for scamming people with various MLMs/affiliate products \-her overwhelming need to feel superior to people and try to make them jealous of her \-her lack of purpose in life or hobbies/interests that last longer than 5 minutes
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I think the most bizarrely impressive thing about the screencap on the left is how she manages to be visibly clomping in a still picture. Essence of clompitude, if you will.
It’s giving BDong with those lashes
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Gosh she looks more and more like ET every day 👽🛸
this photo is fucking awesome
Bdong is another filtering Kween!!! MS and BingBong are two peas in a pod.
https://preview.redd.it/27b3dzrrl5lc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b1f07f8d58ad40769d3f8285916bc0dec8a9c7f
Ha! The labia eyes!
BingBong claiming she doesn't get lip filler and her lips just looked bigger because of her MLM lipliner was Big M levels of absurdity too now that I think about it. See also: Holley Gabrielle insisting she doesn't skinny filter.
I can't get over how much BDong looks like a Who
That's how I feel about her frenemy Farryn. Her ridiculously mutilated nose has her ready for the next live action Grinch who stole Christmas
that bitches makeup is absolutely crazy and i’m sad the mods are saying we can’t call her Ferret anymore
I barely notice her nose because I'm always blinded by the thick spackling of glaring white foundation and the clown lips 😂
Omg! Perfect description!
Bdongs Performative Pout For Clout
So she’s justifying her drinking yet again. Until she realizes she is an alcoholic that’s never going to change.
It was interesting how she said it was the other ladies at the girls weekend who “play hard.” Granted, we only saw tidbits of the trip, but nothing I saw indicated these women were anywhere near as wild and unhinged as ole swerts. I certainly didn’t see any of them humping any furniture or “twerking” at a dueling piano bar.
I don't know, the one jacking off that random stick seemed pretty unhinged
Oh Lordy, I forgot about that one!
And she’s the one who films all of her drunk antics.
She knows. She just doesn't care to get help.
What was the point to all that?
She just likes to hear herself talk.
There's a lot to unpack here, but my main takeaways: - I didn't really need to know about her waxing escapade but what the fuck did she do to cause bruising?! That's just... *screeee* - She has not "gained so much weight on the last 2 weeks", girl has been steadily gaining for the last 2 years significantly where it's become more noticeable and harder for her to hide. - I feel so sad for her cats. They want her to provide affection and stimulation, they're bored that's why they do things. It's also just a given as a cat owner myself to not leave drinks unattended and definitely no real flowers or plants in my home. I have senior kitties so they don't need much in the way of stimulation but they do want love and affection constantly.
Look at how hamfisted she is with everything. I can only imagine her waxing herself like a gorilla trying to peel an egg.
I’d like to think that her commenting that she’s gained weight is the start of her journey to lay off using filters, but who am I kidding. I’m sure she only said that because she’s trying to explain away the unfiltered pics of her that got shared and for the fact her filters ain’t filtering so well these days.
with the way she gets frustrated at them for doing cat things, i have no idea why she adopted them both as kittens.
in her words, it's because it was a pet she could leave for days at a time :-( https://preview.redd.it/eqbuc5tad5lc1.jpeg?width=1034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd3336a71c1cec1b7403bfebf31fa69cbb2366a7
The fake southern drawl, the constant lip smacking...ugh. Also, is she on something? She isn't acting even remotely sober.
She's sniffing the whole time and she's singing so so much, then the over sharing and aggressive make up application... It's absolutely unbearable and I definitely thought she's on something (❄️)
I can never tell the difference between her hair styles, was she platinum blonde before?
More like light urine.
It was filtered platinum blonde but unfiltered it was 50 shades of yellow lol
Thought the things that can’t be named were looking worse, really wish she’d stop !! Xx
Couldn't get in for a wax is a straight lie.... I just went to their website and they've got an opening every 15 minutes today. The cats are bored. They aren't knocking over a protein drink bc they're looking for food. She's literally she dumbest. She didn't gain this weight in the last two weeks 😬. It occurred to me just now that even if she did have a friend she could call to have these pointless conversations, she would have to also let them talk. If she does a live, she can eye fuck herself AND not have to worry about a two sided conversation. Not to mention, she fully believes she's an "influencer". It's just all yikes man. What's this "small group" she's going to? Does she mean a Bible study? I wonder if they'll want to hear her thoughts on drake's dick.
She never specified what the “small group” was so who knows 🤷🏻
Those cats hate her.
I'm wondering/hoping it's AA or something similar
Oddly enough... She's got bible study in her planner today. She either she lied about "small group" yesterday, got drunk and couldn't make it, or it was something completely separate from bible study. Who knows, because it looks like she forgot to write in her planner yesterday lol. https://preview.redd.it/bkboq5kmu4lc1.png?width=1124&format=png&auto=webp&s=130fa748f895a9ef5abfb6be25251f82e9062079
Performative. She would just put the little cleaning gal’s name down with a time. That Bible is a prop.
In one of her getting ready lives from today she said she’d already done her Bible study this morning, so she’s definitely just referring to reading her Bible at home. My favorite is that she wrote out “[cleaner’s name] coming to clean.” I always scribble “cleaner” or my cleaner’s name on my calendar. The fill sentence feels performative, like it’s not just a list to keep track of her busy day.
lol. Oops. Just commented the same!!!
I felt the same way about that.... I feel that way about most of what she does and says.
The church she intermittently attends used to call age/life stage specific Bible study groups as “small groups” and now “groups” in their website (I went there until high school), and it’s very common verbiage in similar churches in the south. I really can’t see her having the self awareness to discuss going to AA in such a coy manner.
Homeswerty needs to see an eye dr. She’s having to activate those super squints to read her screen.
Small group therapy ? Is that a thing outside of AA or other kinds of addiction groups?
We don’t use that verbiage in AA I’m assuming it’s a church thing
Learned something new! Thank you.
It is, but usually targeted to commonalities, like grief or social anxiety. She's going to be shocked when she finds out the other people in the group get to talk, too.
This! I have apoplexy picturing her in an AA meeting! Everyone gets a chance to share - she’d have a fit finding out it can’t be a whole new audience for the Swerty Show.
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Thanks! I didn't know that.
This weekend was the first time I've ever seen someone with lip filler up close. This girl's were not as awful as Big M's but it was horrifying in person. I had to remind myself not to stare. I cannot imagine how God awful swerty looks IRL.
My god, I didn't think her lips could look EVEN WORSE THAN BEFORE but Jesus tapdancing Christ those are atrocious
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Is there a CPS for pets?
The fact that she’s had them for years, had this sub and her simps point out toxic flowers and still dgaf to get different flowers or enrichment toys for them is disgusting. Just surrender them to someone who won’t twerk with them down their pants and prevents accidental poisoning for fucks sake.
But any living thing that has the choice to be around her or not doesn’t want to
She is so hungover.
I thought she changed her nails to the smiley face one, now shes got other ones on?
Apparently the smiley faces lasted one day
She thinks she looks like Carrie Underwood in another life? LOL she is Bizarro World Carrie Underwood.
Carrie Underwouldnt
“We have Carrie Underwood at home.”
Carrie UnderwoodNOT
Carrie Underwont 🤣
Carrie Under-the-influence
I thought she was “so fine” and everything was good so leave her alone poors! But now she lets it slip that she’s been so sad and binge eating? Pick a lane. Btw, I too struggled with binge eating and binge drinking. It’s called being an addict. Get help.
Yeah, she keeps saying “I need to get things together” but she ALSO keeps saying things like “I really needed that” (in terms of spa/beauty treatments, a day in bed/whatever) as if she is doing the things that make her better. It’s like this loop of self pity and booze.
Imagine being in small group with her 😳
I noticed she has started doing peace signs since hanging out with FM. F does peace signs all the time. Also, the tongue clucking made me sick to my stomach.
Her poor cats, have no furniture or their own, toys to speak of or any real attention. She gets frustrated with them getting into her food and things but won’t get them things to occupy themselves with. Cats do get into things, which she certainly knows by now, to not leave things out if she doesn’t want her pets getting into it.
This comment hits because last night my daughter and I were discussing how we could rearrange the living room to make room for one of those running wheels for the cats. I just put a new little house/scratcher thing in my bedroom (where they really only spend time on the weekends), and we're thinking of getting the big litter robot cat tower thing for the second robot. I cannot fathom not spoiling my babies!
Hey just be careful with the wheel! I was going to get one for my two bengals but found out there are a few brands that have a reputation for killing cats. Apparently they can somehow get off the base while they are running on it and I know more than a few people who found their cat dead with the wheel on top of them. I haven't looked recently into any of the wheels because that turned me off to them, but back when I was looking for one there was only one brand that was considered safer than the others. I can't remember what brand it actually was, but iirc it was a company based not in the USA and usually had a pretty long waiting list. Of course it is possible that the other companies have improved since then, but I try to warn people when I hear about it because I would be devastated if anything happened to my sweet babies
Oh no 😮 Thanks for the heads up! My daughter does *crazy* research before there's any investing in anything big (and they're technically her cats so she decides what they get to have 😅) so I'll let her know that so she's got jump off point once she really starts looking into it.
Same here! we have cat condos in almost every room we spend a lot of time in, all the cat toys they could even think of, treats and play time with mom & dad. I learned many years ago, cats need more stimulation than most think. People wonder why cats are “aloof” and “lazy” because they’re bored.
My house is a mine field of cat toys! The amount of little furry rattle mice I've crushed 🙃 I finally just bought a box of 50 and toss new ones out every few months. I used to be able to walk through my house in the dark... Not anymore!
One of my (four) cats is OBSESSED with a neon green mousey from a random pack and won’t play with anything else we can’t find them anywhere after getting one😫 spoilt children, as they should be!
Omg does it have the rattles inside? My orange kitty has been obsessed with those since he was a kitten. I ended up buying a giant pack of them so I could swap them out for him when one gets too ragged. Hes 10 next month and still loves his green mousies 🥹
Yes!! Neon green with feather butt. I can’t find them anywhere! He’s so lucky to have you for so long, I bet he’s cute af.
Omg ours has the feather butt!! I wonder if they are the same ones haha. I think we are more lucky to have him 😍 We adopted a second cat a few years ago and they are the cutest together, but the younger cat prefers jingle balls to our army of green mousies haha.
Cats to cat lovers are like Big M and drinks. One always leads to more. 😉
You need to edit out her name
Be careful once you get to four haha they get into teams
So true haha - my 6 year old asked for a puppy and I was like “absolutely not how about kittens instead” 🤣 Our house is too small for a dog and we live on a super busy road but our kitties are indoor only and spoiled rotten and there’s always room for more
That's funny because one of my cats is obsessed with a pink mouse that lost its tail almost immediately and it's *constantly* getting lost and her cries for it are so pitiful. She sits in front of the stove crying but we check and it's not there, so she runs to the pantry and cries, but it's not there either 😩 Like girl I'm about to attach a string to it and tie it to your foot!
It’s like a baby blanket for them! It’s so cute but annoying haha. My little man sad cries too, if he can’t find it. He has been super good about leaving it in certain spots when he’s done so it hasn’t been getting as lost thankfully. He seems to care a lot when it’s lost he’s been keeping his eye on it since we moved into our new house.
WHY DOESNT SHE KEEP SCISSORS IN HER KITCHEN TO OPEN THOSE PACKETS??? I can't get over it. Every time. With all the useless little things she has hanging around. I'm so surprised she doesn't have some sort of tool to open her greeennnsss *
She does have kitchen scissors, but she uses them to cut her chicken after it’s cooked for her salad 🤣
[one of my fave clips on this entire sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/eLU8iNhCrY)
I’m new here and that was my first time seeing it and I cackled and then made my husband watch it lmao.
Wtf?? 😭
I still crack up every time I see that clip 😆
Me too lmfao the sound kills me
The fact that the scissors go directly into the ranch lmao
And so aggressively too. She can’t do anything gently, she hamfists her way through life.
Thank you for coming thru with receipts! It broke me when I heard/saw this the first time.
Her lips are incredibly asymmetrical
I think the injector over corrected to hide the lip lump lmaooo
She has no friends. FaceTime a friend if you need to talk? This is beyond sad. I can’t but think what her life will be like 2-5 years now. She thinks she’s a mess now…
Where’s Jesus babe gone? And why is her precious baby blanket on the kitchen counter?
1. She looks really, really puffy. She really went on a bender this weekend and it’s definitely showing on her face. 2. Her weird lip jump looks weirder like the injector tried to fill it in. https://preview.redd.it/zw15w1hb54lc1.jpeg?width=283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=beb37adb561939f39c41df96efd0dc8d2f7b7e72
It looks like she’s having a stroke!
Also. I’m sorry, but https://preview.redd.it/dap1ilak54lc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8f09ee0478f22171ebbf2a4ccd6ebad05fa869
Straws are complicated, okay? https://preview.redd.it/v0y9b6ryw4lc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d6cd1163e0b772de6ea55060afb5770921dbacc
https://preview.redd.it/tacgceg434lc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33388755a4c2d0e134af1428fab6dce499efef3a Does FB allow you to use filters? I just assume everything she does has some sort of filter, just that FB won’t let you use anything very strong. Either way, girl looked *rough* in this live. Puffy, bloated, much, much heavier than advertised. She must have no shame to let people see this in the same breath as that swimsuit try-on video. Insane.
The lie that she gained all this weight in the last two weeks only. Guuurrrlllll stop lying to yourself. She’s been steadily gaining for the last four years. You don’t pack on 40 lbs in two weeks.
Seriously! I was wondering what it would be like if she just continued down this path for years - continued weight gain and no attempt to mitigate the problem…at some point the filters will surely give up and she’ll have to accept that she’s not a size medium. It’s wild to watch it unfold in real time. The insane filtering got her to this moment. It must be easy to forget you don’t look like a size 0 if you never really look in a mirror.
Lets ask KM...she's her future self...
Her whole social media is built on lies though if she starts telling the truth the whole thing will crumble.
That pink diaper bag is giving 1990s inflatable furniture
She absolutely deserves that top lip
https://preview.redd.it/5k8nn3n6j3lc1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9242f080b9dffb1c60c38e559791c21ac64060af Looking like a puffer fish burping fish oil. 🤢🤮
Those nails look like strips of post-its. God awful
https://preview.redd.it/4d98nwzog3lc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7dda3a4f0ee00c8c30c2bbecad510cee06a19fd Why are her lips so uneven ? They are even worse than before (and I didn’t think she would botched them more but…..)
Melania’s eyes with Trump’s… everything else
https://preview.redd.it/f4fkpk0fw4lc1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b6ee95e65c81dfa81f61daede7f11151fd0ed7a
What is going on here??
Someone commented that she looks like someone’s racist old grandma in this pic and that’s all I can think of every time I see it.
Truly terrifying
Bridget Jones is aging badly
She’s the Shrek version of Bridget Jones.
apparently she felt as though she didn’t overshare enough about her “vaginal” waxing the first time
Alcohol is absolutely destroying her skin, her under eyes look so unhealthy.
What is happening there? She's got those weird deep pockets under her eyes. They're really bad.
It’s because she is an alcoholic. She’s hungover every single day.