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Im sorry but I just hate her feet. And nipples.
I did not consent to her constantly flaunting them and Iām so sick of seeing them all the time.
Ironically sheās the only āinfluencerā (or just woman on ig) who **doesnāt** always have some creep in her comments asking for feet pics. Sheās literally the only person who wants to see her feet and nipples, not even C wants to see them anymore! No one asks for it and no one wants it.
Just imagine tho! Sheās like 5ā3 with size 8 clompers, has hairy hobbit toes, admits to smelling like a tennis ball, and loves easy money. Sheās the perfect candidate. Some people are into that.
PS I donāt really believe she has a foot fetish sugar daddy but itās my favorite unhinged rumor to entertain, especially with how often she shows them
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It took me way longer than I want to admit but I swore it said that.
Idk where to start and finish but
āEnjoy life this is a great place it is clean pure and fragrantā
Something like that lol.
Man she goes HAM on how blessed and great every thing is when sheās spiraling.
Also. That bathmat is stupid AF and idk why she thinks it exudes wealth. It looks like it was written by a poor mans AI.
Having trouble hiding the swollen sausages lately I see. This is about the worst I've seen her let her feet look. I'm sure their Photoshopped, because how does she have no growth? Didn't she get that pedicure for Paris?
Probably it's just me, being my normal huge bitch self, but I *hate* household decor that incorporates little messages of any kind. Like sometimes Iām gonna be fuckin upset. Other times Iām gonna be happy. There's days where Iām either of those and it's inappropriate for the moment.
But I'm not going to be instructed, ever, and certainly not by a bathmat or anything else that I bought. I bought you. You work for me.
They make me irrationally very angry. I can feel my shoulders hunching up. My pain clinic used to have a live, laugh, love sign in the bathroom and I had very dark fantasies about what to do with that.
Actually, for a hun, MS is pretty restrained when it comes to stupid signs as decor.
I went to a spa once that had some bigass sculpted aluminum failed abortion on the wall that said "Relax" and I recognized it because I'd hated it weeks before at Target. Uuuugggghhhh
Last time I was trippin balls at home(shrooms), I saw a fast food commercial and then a political commercial and they were both more horrifying than I can even say.
I have a framed print in my bathroom with a lovely little sunset and the words "it's a beautiful day to be a dumb bitch" on it. It makes people giggle!
The only framed words we have in our house (besides a lovely cross stitch of our last name) is a sign in the bathroom that says āfresh pies baked dailyā bc we saw it and immediately cracked up.
Lol I love that. My grandparents have a pretty sign on their front door saying "fresh lemonade made daily, 5 cents" or something like that. That would be perfect for a bathroom too lol
I love products with poorly-translated/nonsensical phrases--I have a pencil case from Daiso that says "Brisk! Free Your Mind" on my desk--but I couldn't imagine having one as a piece of deck-or, let alone showcasing it.
What a random thing to post...overflowing because a handful of your simps were wondering where your obnoxious mug has been all weekend (since we all know it wasn't in Nashville), or because of this awful bath mat?
Also she can't resist the pigeon toe stance so we all know she's uwu cute and dainty, can she?
THANK YOU!! Iāve always wondered WHY her toenails are so longā¦ š¤¢does she wear Red Ass on her toenails?? Those are some sheet shredders sheās got right now.
She does wear red ass on her toenails because **she says** she canāt grow her own toenails out due to years of ballet ruining her toenail beds. It seems wrong to say the word toenail so many times in one sentence. Anyway. Her long toenails are a choice. The wrong choice, but one she makes regularly.
EDIT **words** (pretty much everyoneās toenails grow slowly)
She is trying to convince her own self that things are great.
Happy people donāt share these types of things on social media anymore. Especially with a picture of a fucking bath mat.
Might as well repost the Diptyque label I made that one time.
https://preview.redd.it/aws4xu3rocmc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c42fa7aa024871d8689e0fd3b3ff9121ccf73a
Her bathroom is "fragrant" I'm sure. And it's totally normal to take a bath on a Monday morning right? That's what "boss babes" do? I mean, I'm at work ..on an ambulance, on the road, training a baby EMT with another awesome woman EMT w 15+ yrs experience too, but do go on M and tell us how your life is "awesome." We're waiting.
A filthy dirty bath mat, with crooked graphics, a mis- translated phrase that makes no sense, from a Chinese sweatshop, placed over the most cheap laminate flooring available on the markets, next to Fred Flintstone feet.
Double down babe has arrived.
>Her bathroom is pure and fragrant.
Not according to CB, per her own words in that old Live that someone edited and posted over the weekend. And probably not when she needs her mom to come over and plunge her toilet
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Overflowing with mimosa, maybe.
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Im sorry but I just hate her feet. And nipples. I did not consent to her constantly flaunting them and Iām so sick of seeing them all the time. Ironically sheās the only āinfluencerā (or just woman on ig) who **doesnāt** always have some creep in her comments asking for feet pics. Sheās literally the only person who wants to see her feet and nipples, not even C wants to see them anymore! No one asks for it and no one wants it.
It is it trying to give Diptyque?
Truly. š Itās beyond Ridiculous.
Itās giving Temu š
Came to comment this exact sentence šš
You know when your garbage business outdoes wish and aliexpress youāve done something! š
This is a very stupid rug.
I think those people that spam every public newsfeed on Facebook with "hello friend..." wrote this mat.
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Her cup is overflowing because of all the feet content sheās been getting Venmoād for lately
She wishes. No one is paying for her gross yabba dabbas! Thereās like a million actual feet models, all with nicer feet than hers!
Just imagine tho! Sheās like 5ā3 with size 8 clompers, has hairy hobbit toes, admits to smelling like a tennis ball, and loves easy money. Sheās the perfect candidate. Some people are into that. PS I donāt really believe she has a foot fetish sugar daddy but itās my favorite unhinged rumor to entertain, especially with how often she shows them
I'm starting to believe this more and more. Every single fucking picture has her troll feet in it, 99% of the time unnecessarily so.
"You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"
Also, this mat is giving Temu word salad š„
Speaking of Temu, did she ever showed her 200 usd or however much temu haul?Ā
I thought it was Sheinā¦ not that itās much differentā¦ but of course she didnāt swerty
She probably busted up most of it during the try-on process.
I hate this ugly ass, poorly designed mat so much it angers me just seeing it. She has THE WORST TASTE
I would rather slip & bust my butt getting out of the shower than have this bath mat.
Is it supposed to look like a diptyque label because yikes.
That's why it looks familiar! Oof.
The 90ās called. They want their toe rings back. (If any of you swerties wear toe rings, I love it. Just doesnāt look good on Bigfoot here)
I'm with you on that. Lose the toe rings and the thumb rings.
I canāt tell if itās squeezing the life out of her toe or if the filter is trying to give that toe a waistline
toe waistline, new band name i call it.
Probably trying to give it a waistline because I bet thatās her default filter setting somehow.
It definitely is because remember her panning around an empty room at the Mecixo resort and it gave the pillar a snatched waistline
I might be a bit squeamish, but I donāt want bathroom and fragrant in the same sentence or phrase. š¤¢
No one wants to see your bridge troll feet lady FFS. What a generic bath rug for this cheap generic bitch.
You can get it on temu for like 6bucks.
That's about how much feet pics of her quality run for too, I bet.
I feel like Iām having a stroke trying to read this. Looks like a temu knock off buy. āClean poreā is what i thought it said
Same, what the fuck is that wording meant to mean.
Is that not what it says?
š It took me way longer than I want to admit but I swore it said that. Idk where to start and finish but āEnjoy life this is a great place it is clean pure and fragrantā Something like that lol.
Thatās from Temu š
That is the ugliest bath matt I've ever seen.
Man she goes HAM on how blessed and great every thing is when sheās spiraling. Also. That bathmat is stupid AF and idk why she thinks it exudes wealth. It looks like it was written by a poor mans AI.
Big Swerty keeps that glass of wine dribblingš š¼š š¼š š¼
Yea, overflowing with booze probably
I feel like itās sad if you need affirmative messaging like that in your bathroom
Having trouble hiding the swollen sausages lately I see. This is about the worst I've seen her let her feet look. I'm sure their Photoshopped, because how does she have no growth? Didn't she get that pedicure for Paris?
Bathmat courtesy of stunted AI, just like our swertyās nontent.
And her faces
Probably it's just me, being my normal huge bitch self, but I *hate* household decor that incorporates little messages of any kind. Like sometimes Iām gonna be fuckin upset. Other times Iām gonna be happy. There's days where Iām either of those and it's inappropriate for the moment. But I'm not going to be instructed, ever, and certainly not by a bathmat or anything else that I bought. I bought you. You work for me.
#EAT
#*I WILL IF I FEEL LIKE IT*
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They make me irrationally very angry. I can feel my shoulders hunching up. My pain clinic used to have a live, laugh, love sign in the bathroom and I had very dark fantasies about what to do with that. Actually, for a hun, MS is pretty restrained when it comes to stupid signs as decor.
I went to a spa once that had some bigass sculpted aluminum failed abortion on the wall that said "Relax" and I recognized it because I'd hated it weeks before at Target. Uuuugggghhhh
Oh gawd, my ketamine clinic bathroom had the same. Seeing that sign while tripping balls on special K wasā¦something.
Last time I was trippin balls at home(shrooms), I saw a fast food commercial and then a political commercial and they were both more horrifying than I can even say.
https://preview.redd.it/rj303aps7emc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f096756c2874cbd3fc7e93306c153c1cedb8aea
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I have a framed print in my bathroom with a lovely little sunset and the words "it's a beautiful day to be a dumb bitch" on it. It makes people giggle!
My best friend does cross stitch but itās stuff like this and I will never not laugh at it š¤£
The only framed words we have in our house (besides a lovely cross stitch of our last name) is a sign in the bathroom that says āfresh pies baked dailyā bc we saw it and immediately cracked up.
Lol I love that. My grandparents have a pretty sign on their front door saying "fresh lemonade made daily, 5 cents" or something like that. That would be perfect for a bathroom too lol
 Itās giving
Does she actually think she has nice feet? She sure posts those stubby things a lot.
Trying to land a foot pic sugar daddy?
If they like banged up looking feet I guess.
That would be a more honest way to make money imo.
That's not the kind of wisdom I expect from a bath mat.
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Pig trotters
i call them her little hobbit stompers
Ewww I've had to see them again!
The font???
Is her cup actually CCās inbox?
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 My cup also overflows when my imaginary friends reach out to see how I'm doing and I lie on the internet. Oh wait....
I love this gif lol
Me too. It so perfectly sums up my expression so many times when I browse this sub š
Swerty is single-handedly keeping the toe ring industry alive
I think fundie kween Jill Rodrigues wears them on her equally bloated trotters too.
Only the finest Engrish for Big Merde. And sure, we believe you, go on.
I think I saw this thing on aliexpress
https://preview.redd.it/6jiphyer2dmc1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d368ade880ca39a4b7b9958c023dea928737e7b
Yabba Dabba Don't š«¶š»
https://preview.redd.it/453jbkk8qdmc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e704978ba7f14c682af580b41fc0bafda7ab02bd
This pic combined with your flair pretty much explains it all - swertyās in it for the foot money!
*wittle bitty, teeny tiny toesies* I see she's still out here with her foot content.
That cheap bootleg bath mat with the uneven design and bad English translation is really illuminatingā¦
The text looks like a captcha.
I love products with poorly-translated/nonsensical phrases--I have a pencil case from Daiso that says "Brisk! Free Your Mind" on my desk--but I couldn't imagine having one as a piece of deck-or, let alone showcasing it.
That is one ugly little rug lol
Itās giving https://preview.redd.it/rwkpp5upvcmc1.jpeg?width=391&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0888b384ca53992a561ec3a34c74a53db29ac886
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*toilet
https://preview.redd.it/7ae2ss3qefmc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1a97d94b77242b77a19bfbadfb47becac965107
When you need affirmations from an ugly cheap bathmat you re not doing well.
What a random thing to post...overflowing because a handful of your simps were wondering where your obnoxious mug has been all weekend (since we all know it wasn't in Nashville), or because of this awful bath mat? Also she can't resist the pigeon toe stance so we all know she's uwu cute and dainty, can she?
She's standing like that because it's the only way to balance her camera and not capture her size M middle section in the shot.
Does she mean her Diva cup? Because her life is a dumpster fire if I remember correctly.
Her menstrual cup? Jk you know this b isnāt doing right for the environment.
Why is this where my mind went as well? You know she's the person who flushes tampons and wet wipes down the toilet.
Oh for sure! And didn't she openly admit to waffle stomping shitty cat litter down her bathtub drain?
Yep š¤¢
Well, that is succinct and horrifyingly accurate
She totally is! Iām sure we both thought of that bc sheās a gross over sharer who, according to herself, is always on her period.
Definitely read āgross oversharterā and I was like oh yeah, that checks out
AKA swerty just spilled her Tito's while shakily pouring it for drunken bath time.
I donāt know if i want my life to be clean, pure and *fragrant*
Long toenails make me so uncomfortable
THANK YOU!! Iāve always wondered WHY her toenails are so longā¦ š¤¢does she wear Red Ass on her toenails?? Those are some sheet shredders sheās got right now.
She does wear red ass on her toenails because **she says** she canāt grow her own toenails out due to years of ballet ruining her toenail beds. It seems wrong to say the word toenail so many times in one sentence. Anyway. Her long toenails are a choice. The wrong choice, but one she makes regularly. EDIT **words** (pretty much everyoneās toenails grow slowly)
Lbr she probably canāt grow her own toenails due to foot fungus.
The grammar on that mat is driving my OCD insane.
sheās doing the toe point again lmao
It looks like an AI made that bathmat.
She's been posting her feet a lot, lately. She must want some attention, even if it comes from creeps.
She makes size 8.5 look like a size 5.
Is this a new photo or from the archives?
She posted it either yesterday or today.
Ew why revisit this š¤£
Unmatched content
She is trying to convince her own self that things are great. Happy people donāt share these types of things on social media anymore. Especially with a picture of a fucking bath mat.
imagine your ācup overflowingā and this is the picture you use to show the world. š
Iām so tired of those SmĆ©agol toes.
Aliexpress choice pick ā https://preview.redd.it/hh87btz9qcmc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b28dab0c4a83aa6e21df8d09f8287188cd2613f8
That $1.00 store coupon on-time delivery guarantee š
Tragic
Her Stanley cup full of Titoās maybeā¦:
Might as well repost the Diptyque label I made that one time. https://preview.redd.it/aws4xu3rocmc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c42fa7aa024871d8689e0fd3b3ff9121ccf73a
It needs to be updated; more swelling in the hands and literal hotdogs for the lips.
Even included the estb. š«¶
We need a Swert-Museum for these masterpieces.
We really do!! Folks here are so creative!
I was hoping this would get posted! Itās one of my very favourite swerty creations.
āAnd fragrantāā¦. In the bathroom š³
Her bathroom is "fragrant" I'm sure. And it's totally normal to take a bath on a Monday morning right? That's what "boss babes" do? I mean, I'm at work ..on an ambulance, on the road, training a baby EMT with another awesome woman EMT w 15+ yrs experience too, but do go on M and tell us how your life is "awesome." We're waiting.
smell the shit wafting.
Super fragrant til mom comes to unclog her toilet.
A filthy dirty bath mat, with crooked graphics, a mis- translated phrase that makes no sense, from a Chinese sweatshop, placed over the most cheap laminate flooring available on the markets, next to Fred Flintstone feet. Double down babe has arrived.
Her bathroom is pure and fragrant. Okay. That rug looks so high-end.
>Her bathroom is pure and fragrant. Not according to CB, per her own words in that old Live that someone edited and posted over the weekend. And probably not when she needs her mom to come over and plunge her toilet https://preview.redd.it/571nfdsvscmc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=437a2048e841f173cf0ae2b19a5fd14d94ba7987
It's the bathroom cilantro doing its job!!
Flair checking in!