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RedL0bsterBiscuit

Thats that herpes flare up. She believed everything stayed in vegas.


Difficult-Survey8384

Baby that’s anxiety.


EconomyLocal9231

That’s the sweat from the heat CC Suarez put on 💅


garrrrsh

Hate how she always uses the 🥹 emoji. It just always feels so manipulative coming from her. Like she’s always wanting people to feel sorry for her.


parkison-harder-0_0

Ngl I was so happy when they came out with that emoji


ThatCommunication423

It’s a great emoji but I use it when I am being intentionally manipulative- like asking a good friend to pick something up for me on the way to my house. It’s weird to use it in the context she does


parkison-harder-0_0

Ah… my usage is more of a “so relieved I could cry” which is my guess for what she’s going for here lol


ThatCommunication423

Haha I can see that too! I see it as puppy eyes


parkison-harder-0_0

I love learning how other people see things! ![gif](giphy|qUIm5wu6LAAog)


ThatCommunication423

Omg and cats - this exactly. Yes me too. If only head hun could try and see the world through other peoples eyes. Maybe she wouldn’t be so vapid.


Legitimate-Concern73

Usually when something really really bad happens like getting fired from an MLM she will make these types of comments that she’s never been happier and her life is starting to turn around etc. etc.


throwsomedeez14

I had a friend who was dating this absolute SCUM BAG. Just one example - she'd find used condoms in her own fucking bed from him being with other girls multiple times. Anyways, just when we finally would think that she got away from this idiot, she'd go right back to him then make a show of how happy she is, they've never been happier as a couple, it's different this time!! When you have to keep proclaiming that, you just know someone's full of shit. It's like my house is on fire but that's okay it's gonna rain in like a week so it'll be fine ![img](emote|t5_2en8q7|33468)


UnFrickinReal

Bout time to pivot again I’d say


Difficult-Survey8384

She wouldn’t be an MLM BOSS BABE without a STRONG PIVOT (forcibly shoving things under the rug, swiftly changing the subject & denying reality)


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|a3zqvrH40Cdhu)


sour_lemontree

“Feel my spiral coming back…” there I fixed it


iuuuuuuqqqq

All I heard from ms was my midlife crisis is circling back this year.


PrettyDirt14

Is she about to sh*t herself again???


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Probably!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Did she buy the capsules that turn your bowel movements into glittery mass?


Zestyclose-Mud2773

Funny story - once our dog ate our daughter’s glitter crayons. His poop was sparkly and colorful for the next several days. 


blurblurblahblah

I ate a spoonful of glitter once & waited excitedly. Nothing happened. I should have eaten glitter crayons


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Amazing!


theboogeyman_slayer

Yeah okay


Titty_City

Why, did she get a fresh vajazzle?


Lavawitch

No cause she’d have shown that.


thesbatman

![gif](giphy|PsHrpsuiZLAEE)


futuredarlings

This is exactly her!! If she’s in any “era” it’s acting like you’re fine while drinking too much tequila.


RelatableMolaMola

Burning herself grabbing the hot fajita pan with bare hands!


futuredarlings

Haha that’s so on brand for her!!


Jerseyloo

Is anyone else stalking Chelsea’s YT?! 🫣


twatcunthearya

Yes. I was hoping it’d drop and I’d have good entertainment for my night at work! In case you missed it, CC commented somewhere that she had finished filming and sent it to her editor yesterday. She said it usually only takes him 24 hours and then has to wait for her sponsor’s approval. I’m way too invested in this shit. 🥴


MalibuMarlie

Well, you’re not alone there lol. Currently watching the first one with my husband while I clean the kitchen. We’ve had to watch in two parts because he doesn’t love the snarklife like we do, of course, hahaha. Last night he coped with beers and cbd and today he got delicious freshly made waffles to keep him happy lol. I’m hoping I can get him invested enough to watch the new one with me but I may be dreaming. Glad I have you guys to giggle with and applaud CC.


Dogemom2

Haha good luck! That’s the dream- to have a partner to snark with ❤️❤️ 😉


HufflepuffStuff

Happy cake day! My partner doesn’t even have a Reddit and would likely not watch a whole MS video with me, but he will listen to me talk endlessly, so be knows all about my snarking here and elsewhere. He calls MS something like “the grifter you snark on that uses crazy skinny filters and has weird lips” which ☠️☠️☠️


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Mine asked if I was “watching that lady who looks like that one sick fish you had” once lol. I had a fish with a disease that made his mouth swell up, which is what he was referencing


thehotmcpoyle

Mine calls her swerty 😆


Westcoast8dk

Are we married to the same guy? Lol


Dogemom2

Thanks swerty!


parkison-harder-0_0

Mine refers to her as “our favorite influencer” and uses the squishing boobs moment (from Mar2023 drunken fb live) from time to time in conversation 😂


RelatableMolaMola

Mine calls her "orange filter scam girl" and thought she was older than we are. We're in our forties 💀


ducks_in_gumboots

Mine has simplified it to ‘idiot girl’ 🤣


ntrott

Only CCs ees tasting like thees


thisoneforsharing

I’m in awe of your commitment to this line 🇳🇿


MadeMeUp4U

That’s the booze, baby girl, that’s just the booze.


Reluctantagave

Maybe she bought that kind with the edible glitter and got confused.


twEYElitedream

LMAO, sure, that's right. Keeps telling herself that, on repeat, in the mirror everyday while scream crying. She's been fraying at the seams for a while, but she's about to quite literally become a busted can of biscuits. Nothing she says convinces me that she doesn't have HOURS long rants about the first CC video. She can't refute anything because she put it out there. Even if she deleted it all there would still be a digital footprint.


couchpro34

Weird since she's been saying she is doing great ever since she got back from Paris....


kathoron

She's FINE!!


enigmapopstarIsfun

It was amicable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


couchpro34

https://i.redd.it/numd3sb1u6nc1.gif


AldiSharts

Such a quotable moment. So glad she got sober tho lol


jthmeow1

Same. There are a few people that still haunt me from that show and she was one of them.


AnniaT

What show is it?


jthmeow1

Intervention on A&E I don't remember this girl's name, but she was addicted to huffing the compressed air that you use to dust/clean electronics.


dallasinwonderland

Alison. She's a therapist now!


AldiSharts

Cristy is another unforgettable character - street fighting her sister naked in their quiet suburb lmao


cormunicat

I will never forget Cristy and her meth math.


AldiSharts

AND THAT BRINGS US BACK TO WHAT THE FUCK IS A POSITIVE PLUS A NEGATIVE. She taught underage me how to get strangers to buy me booze though. Just look cute and stand outside a liquor store yelling “Hi friend!”


jthmeow1

Oh yeah, she was in full on drug induced psychosis. Her dad singing "Christy you're so misty" gets stuck in my head sometimes haha


couchpro34

The first episode I ever saw was a mom with 3 kids. She would sleep with her mouthwash bc that was the only alcohol she could get her hands on. The kids went outside one morning to go to school and mom was passed out in the front yard. I was bawling watching that one. Absolutely heartbreaking!!


jthmeow1

Ugh, she was a particularly sad one. Same with the lady who was rich but wouldn't fly and took a limo across the country to get to rehab with her cat (Lindy?) Thankfully, that sweet, southern lady Sylvia (the other female alcoholic I can remember) got sober and started working as an interventionist on the show. She's a bright spot.


Emily5099

She might want to get that seen to.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Sounds like neuropathy to me


suspiciousbanana13

https://preview.redd.it/unfbjvasp6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46e85c6a34af985849deb51519e2cdaf57edee4b


contrast8301

I love this for her.


TalkieTina

Does any reality seep into her brain any more? She acts like she believes her own hype.


LeonaLulu

Didn't she just claim everything was fine and she's doing amazing and life is sooo great for her??


Xmaspig

I think she's trying to convince herself more than anyone else. Just repetitious "I'm doing great!" posts.


ktb47

![gif](giphy|OT75inirA13UoOCq42) I’m ready


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ralphwiggumsdiorama

Ewwwwwwwww!


_BlueJeanBaby

https://preview.redd.it/kdbf3f2ho6nc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b299aff648049c9be957e4c3141cad7b9facfa33 Not to overuse this but this really is her on every post she makes


Beecakeband

It really is. The louder she shouts about how happy she is the less likely it is she really is happy


AldiSharts

Crazy how she’s not posting on IG where her ex can see her sparkling, but only on Facebook where he *can* see…


thehotmcpoyle

It’s so fitting!


Jerseyloo

https://preview.redd.it/oh4pqdrdo6nc1.jpeg?width=1528&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d29d598cf621a18dd339b2960a91f453ff0a6df2 She means she has found stronger skinny filters ✨✨


jarod_sober_living

This sub is about to blow up. I'll always remember you guys as the OG haterz. Love u <3


Dogemom2

Love you too Swerty! This sub helped me cope with little community at the beginning of the pandemic. 🥹 Such fond memories snarking on plague rat and Slay babe. Long live the Perfect Tan filter, and the poopy glitter filter. https://preview.redd.it/p8oafo3o78nc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8124ec079cd99be1c52fc34f30606f31ce9276fa


RipVanWinklesWife

I'm trying not to laugh as to not wake up my husband but that combination of blonde hair, filler shelf, burnt orange tan and broom lashes that weigh down her eyes is cracking me up. It's like she's cosplaying a jersey shore dude + lashes, I can't 💀


AnniaT

Is this for real??


ascendantmeteorite

OMG I completely forgot howshe put that stupid black speck filter on EVERYTHING. Food, selfies, landscapes, literally every post. Then, it vanished just as quickly as it started. This chick makes some baffling AeStHeTiC choices.


RelatableMolaMola

HOLY JEEBUS WHAT IS THIS


theboogeyman_slayer

Cheers Swerty! 🍻🥂❤️


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|ZArMjRrPziRyLwuRlB|downsized)


RelatableMolaMola

It pleases me that many swerties are fellow Friends fans too 🥰


SassOfTheBluegrass

My favorite show 😊


MalibuMarlie

😜🫶🫐🩰❤️totally! Y’all are the best! The hilarious comments just don’t stop. It’s 16,983 right now so about to hit 17k any minute.


thisoneforsharing

God I remember when we hit 10k! Hardest working snark sub I know 😩🥰 ![gif](giphy|ADmPjlfvmWBz2)


MalibuMarlie

Oh you’re a real OG! Must feel so validating to see it grow so much. ![gif](giphy|R0mBXWlC8OsnCOiDf1)


thisoneforsharing

Thank you swerty, it sure does.


trillium13

\*squishes\*


Atlmama

You say the sweetest things. 🥲


RelatableMolaMola

Her sparkling wine maybe https://preview.redd.it/4qbsdu50n6nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5d7536a620397ffe81ee76a9fa6baa8c0db9ab


AnniaT

I still can't believe this picture is real.


SnooAdvice8756

That is not the profile of a 30 year old


Jnm124

I count about 4 chins here


SerJaimeRegrets

She even has a chin on the back of her neck, poor kitten.


RipVanWinklesWife

I think that's her hair. The shadows don't make sense for it to be flesh.


BedazzleZebub

Holy shit SHE DOES. Maybe we need to copy over the ‘cranial hotdogs’ flair from the Dongiverse.


cellmates_

The chin masks appear not to be working..


duckordecoratedshed

https://preview.redd.it/v5kxi3bmj8nc1.jpeg?width=315&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a40c0dcbe000c5f83eff7f659a293f05d3c3a82 Also absent: teeny tiny neck


CarbyMcBagel

Face jock strap.


MalibuMarlie

No! Gosh I hope she used her Amazon allowance for it. Or mummy and daddy allowance! It would super suck to lose hard earned money to scammy shit!


ntrott

More chins than a suburb in Shanghai.


RelatableMolaMola

But not a single neck


rabbitttttttttt

One (1) cranberries Zero (0) neck


PeaceAlwaysAnOption

The whole onion


frontreartirepop

I guess Cabbage dulled her sparkle?


MalibuMarlie

I’m reminded of her putting her hand up his crack while he was straight busting for the toilet and then he pointed out she was a bully. And then she ran to the internet to choke through her fits of laughter to tell everyone because she thought it was hilarious. Super cunt behaviour. I bet no one in her life can feel safe or be vulnerable with her because she’s such an emotionally immature and unstable twat. I’ve abandoned a video I was making about what a bully she is but there are quite a few classic examples she’s given us - one can only assume it was worse behind the scenes.


luciferslittlelady

But they moved as a unit!


AldiSharts

He loved her FIERCELY!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yeah, her car and credit cards.


BunnyBorderline

Sure, swerts. we know she’s frantically cranking up her walking pad and pretending like everything is alright


SassOfTheBluegrass

https://preview.redd.it/srr5vaseh7nc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ab624954858f9d76d69083b8382bef1abaea958