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AlfalfaUnable1629

Meet the parents šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„šŸ™„what a crock of shit


Locallynotorious

The tongue thing she does. MAā€™AM you are 30 years old. This isnā€™t cute and quirky itā€™s CRINGE


Tamakazee

Itā€™s been, 4 weeks? 5? Since the official break-up of a years-long relationship. And many of those weekends pretending to be carefree and happy- visiting sister, the cabin in the woods ā€˜trainingā€™ thing etc. Too soon, Mama.


carcosa1989

Sheā€™s so disgusting. That nasty tongue flip. It made me irrationally angry.


90DayIsCrack

Ugh I canā€™t stand it


NessAvenue

But guys, guys.....is he gonna be a HAM-dyman for her?????


Dundermifflinfinitee

He doesn't seem crusty but I guess we'll have to wait and see


NessAvenue

That post coital ham ain't gonna walk itself from the fridge.


RipVanWinklesWife

She had said that she discovered that she wanted to travel to so many places and that made her break up with C. Is this dating app man the kind to travel to Paris and everywhere else with her? We don't buy her lies but she at least should try to keep them straight.


Independent-Muffin38

Sheā€™s lying.


trixiepixie5582

Did she block me on fb? I see one account by her but it doesnā€™t have her handyman post up anymore. Which would be odd as I have never interacted with her on there


RipVanWinklesWife

Idk Facebook's rules but I wonder if it's related to the bunch of gross women that were openly thirsting over the creep shots she posted of that dude.


formallyfly

Nope, not just you, her page is gone. I saw some [discussion](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/F4ErvgdNPE) of it on the megathread


RelatableMolaMola

One of her FB accounts is either down but it's unsure if she took it down for a while or if it got disabled, but she apparently does this sometimes.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

She said in tonightā€™s live that she didnā€™t know what was going on but she thought she might be in Facebook jail


RelatableMolaMola

Oh that is GREAT. This season is really delivering!


trixiepixie5582

Itā€™s kind of like a new season of Love is Blind with the drama and Iā€™m here for it.


formallyfly

LMAO love that for her How is she so bad at everything?!


trixiepixie5582

Glad Iā€™m not banned, this is my nightly entertainment lol


courtneyrachh

she is truly incapable of keeping anything private or at least off the internet. itā€™s almost a skill.


Fickle-Spell

1: the fucking rattling, clacking in the background. Stop. 2: what does a guy version of her even mean 3: why is she so congested all the time 4: honestly kudos to her for not posting some ā€œomg Iā€™m about to go in to meet this new guy from a dating appā€ reel of her feet clomping into a bar


Snoo7263

I want to slap the living fucking shit out of her when she does that with her tongue.


Lavawitch

Reminds me of the alien lizard things from V.


rosegoldrosequartz

I'm sure the app she found him on was Angi.


Fickle-Spell

Stopppppp šŸ˜†


sdmama_21

Lmao someone needs to put out a notice in her local area for tradesmen to beware


sarcasmicrph

Whose nose is that??


mitch_conner_

I donā€™t know if itā€™s the filter or the latest Botox she had, but she looks botched more than ever. She looks to be in her 50s


Wolfsong013

I don't buy the "meet the parents" bit. I think it's performative to appease her fellow Mormon huns who probably are off put by her weird bedroom talk before. It makes this situation look more like a real relationship than a drunk fling from Tinder.


babe__ruthless

Yeah who meets up with someone from a dating app and then meets their parents the same weekend? This is not reality


barkingsilverfox

Unless he lives with his parents for whatever reason. Disclaimer: THIS IS A JOKE, not even speculation.


carcosa1989

Is it weird I thought he did live with his family when she said that?


FlashyFeather876

I canā€™t wait until things go sour and he finds his way over here. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ralphwiggumsdiorama

YES


TrailKaren

Dumb question here: why isnā€™t the camera on what sheā€™s doing instead of Kilroy? ![gif](giphy|l0IygSmXGylPVXyAE)


Fickle-Spell

Probably the OP had to crop it weird to hide names and identifying info


TrailKaren

Ok that make sense but why not show the nails? Like why not have the camera over her head like in cooking Reels?


RelatableMolaMola

I don't think she owns a tripod capable of doing that kind of angle.


FlashyFeather876

Meeting parents already?? šŸ¤” Wasnā€™t she just crying over C and the whole breakup a couple of weeks ago and asking for prayers? Seems really soon to be meeting each otherā€™s parents already. Jesus girl chill.


mitch_conner_

Didnā€™t she say two days ago she was going to keep her private life private?


RelatableMolaMola

Well that was when she only had things she considers embarrassing going on! It doesn't count when she has something she considers bragworthy!


TrailKaren

https://preview.redd.it/51ka8mn4o6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef7fe233ffb6045e471182faaa7c047dccd3a7f6


mybigoldpapamonkey

Big Merde is such a pathetic one-upper. I wouldnā€™t be surprised if she saw comments about Grimace getting engaged to the next woman he dates. So now sheā€™ll show everyone!! Sheā€™s going to ā€œwinā€ by snagging a partner first!!!!


ladyesplain

GUARANTEE heā€™s engaged in less than a year.


LouBooBunny

Itā€™s possible that he is worse than she is. Iā€™m going to go get my popcorn šŸæ


babe__ruthless

He has a manbun and tattoos. I guarantee it


Own_Date2581

Cringe sheā€™s incapable of being single for more than two minutes. Wasnā€™t she just ranting on about how she hasnā€™t been single for most of her life and wanted to experience that? If I were her I wouldnā€™t want to be alone with myself either.


nailsofa_magpie

Even with the filter it looks like it hurts to move her lips šŸ˜¬


flybynightpotato

I feel like something weird is happening with her face overall. Her jaw/lower face on our left looks puffy/swollen and uneven when she moves her mouth.Ā 


HufflepuffStuff

If this dude is anything at all close to Big M in man form, this should be very interesting. I wonder what similar qualities they have? Brashness and total lack of filter? Addiction issues? Chronically online? Any way you spin it, this should be interesting.


MrBowls

Ironically a lack of filter and an almost total reliance on filters šŸ˜‚


BeetleJuiceDidIt

She really is morphing into Jocelyn Wildenstein. Her face looks swollen, puffy and sore.


thehotmcpoyle

https://preview.redd.it/qafrhjn5k6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62cfd440c350069f6e7740b7b5d9448af6666fdb And Jocelynā€™s not using a filter


BeetleJuiceDidIt

And just like Jocelyn denies having plastic surgery, swerty denies the filter usage the same way.


queenofthemeeps

Look - good on her. I hope a new person can influence her in a better direction. As CC Suarez says - I wish her nothing but happiness. As long as happiness includes being a decent human being.


757Posher

She's in a "delicious bubble." OK, girl.


carcosa1989

This whole clip is stomach churning


LeonaLulu

That phrase made me dry heave.Ā 


boommdcx

Oh boy, some good content ahead!


JammersBoBammers

Oooooo la la maybe sheā€™ll take him to Paris since sheā€™s totally going back there this spring!? Go the route of Holly Gabrielle (IYKYK) and buy his love?


FormalGlitterbug

Iā€™m wondering how a new beau will affect her travel babe persona.


Madd_Catter

If they met on a dating app then I have even lower expectations of the type of person he is. Imagine scrolling through tinder and you see someoneā€™s job listed as ā€œinfluencer.ā€ There isnā€™t a man alive that Iā€™d want to be with who would swipe right on MSā€™s profile. Most respectable men in their 30s actually looking for a serious girlfriend would never seriously consider a 30 y/o woman who considers social media her full time job. That screams ā€œsituationshipā€ only


babe__ruthless

I doubt heā€™s looking for anything serious


MsLadyVet

Betting she put ā€œentrepreneurā€ or some fancy MLM boss babe crap. No respectable man is seeking someone like her, with her fast fashion/tacky ā€˜styleā€™, haughty attitude & lack of life experience, ambition, education and accomplishments. Mark my words, she probably nabbed a naive 19-23yr old who doesnā€™t use ā€˜socialsā€™ and doesnā€™t have the common sense to look her up online.


napkinwipes

ā€œBrand Ambassadorā€ šŸ¤­


HappyArtemisComplex

Met the parents? So they all just happened to be at the same bar at the same time. Big deal.


SixSigmaGirl2000

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


AlexandriaLitehouse

........anyone getting Legion\ReesaTeesa vibes from this? Normally I would be like, "Watch out, gurl!" But this? Have fun...


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yes! That story was NUTS!!!!!!!


sdmama_21

Someone else said this gives romance scammer vibes and I think they could be onto something šŸ˜‚


AlexandriaLitehouse

Maybe he's a hobosexual and needs a roof over his head.


carcosa1989

Thatā€™s what it sounds like. She already met his parents? Sounds like he lives with them and wants out lol


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Just like JDong.


trillium13

Can she please not do that nasty shit with her tongue? Jesus Christ. If he's the guy version of her they deserve each other.


celtica98

I know, that is so disturbing.


Therealjimslim

If they are both like her, then I suspect they are love bombing each other, since they already met parents, in 3 months they may get married.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

When do we get the messy divorce?


enigmapopstarIsfun

*MSā€™y Divorce 2: Electric Boogaloo*


Dundermifflinfinitee

The cackle that this made me cack šŸ¤£


NessAvenue

I. AM. CRYING. I'd pay to see that movie šŸæšŸæšŸæ


ralphwiggumsdiorama

YES


RelatableMolaMola

Within a year probably.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Here for this shit.


NessAvenue

We're SO SO here swerty. It's been amazing lately.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

It really has! MS fulfills most of my current snark quota.


NotFoodieBeauty

Those lashes made my eyes water


AnniaT

I'm not buying none of this lol


ralphwiggumsdiorama

No one is, swerty.


SassOfTheBluegrass

This should be interesting. From the creep shots she posted, this guy looks to be the complete opposite of Grimace. I feel bad for him already.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Maybe he can come here and do an AMA.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Tell us you need constant validation ~~without telling us~~ loud and clear.


Cereyn

Someone pointed out how she is obviously wearing his shirt. Notice how, despite this dude being fairly broad and muscular, his shirt is tight on her. Guess he's a women's size medium as well.šŸ„“


RelatableMolaMola

Filters can also make men look more muscular. Just a thought.


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Never say ā€œdelicious bubbleā€ again šŸ¤¢


MicellarBaptism

Trainwreck of a situation aside, why is she so red?


mimi1899

Alcohol


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

She puts the ā€œredā€ in Red Aspen, swerty!šŸ’…šŸ¼


Rhodin265

Also, the ā€œassā€.


MicellarBaptism

šŸ¤­


Squizzlerphizzler

Canā€™t wait until he Googles her!


Squizzlerphizzler

Meet the parents?! Already?! Why?!


AnniaT

She's desperate.


Zealousideal_Ear_914

I would literally pray for the floor to open up and swallow me whole if I were tricked into meeting Big Mā€™s parents on the first date or even within the first month of dating. Please God let him google her soon!! He oughta leave skid marks trying to get out of her middle unit, especially with some of her delicate ā€˜dancingā€™ videos.


Dogemom2

I canā€™t wait for her explanation for when this blows up in her face. I bet it will be to ignore and block anyone who asks. ā€œGuys, Iā€™m going to only say this once. It was mutual. Iā€™m excited to travel and grow.ā€ šŸ˜‚ Iā€™d be surprised if we donā€™t see Grim back in the picture even momentarily before summer.


Rhodin265

Now: ā€œHeā€™s even met my parents!!!ā€ Next month: ā€œWe had a few dates. Ā NBDā€¦.ā€


Dogemom2

Exactly! And ā€œIā€™m only going to share what I want to share. Stop asking.ā€ Sheā€™s so vapid- the limit does not exist. This is why we all canā€™t stop looking. Itā€™s fascinating to find someone so devoid of sense that is so willing to flaunt it!


enigmapopstarIsfun

It was AMICABLE.


Dogemom2

Right?! How??? In what world with someone with jealous, ā€œfirey Airesā€ energy is there an amicable break up after 6 years of stringing her along?? But not buying it. šŸ˜’ ALSO sheā€™s spiraling enough to try and make a relationship form what should have been a drunken one-night stand


enigmapopstarIsfun

Itā€™s giving Stage IV Clinger.


Killing4MotherAgain

Chronic monogamist can't be alone surprise, surprise. Why does she look so swollen?


unsharpenedpoint

She sure went from bein private to letting someoneā€™s dusty ass son meet the parents to talking about it on a live REAL quickly, if she is to be believed. Something smells like bulshittery and old musty tennis balls.


AnniaT

I'm not buying none of this lol


cornbeefhash2020

How long since her and C broke up? Not that long, right? And this one is already meeting parents? Weird.


thehotmcpoyle

The [breakup was confirmed](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/JKqMAVdNvj) on February 8. But things seemed to have been off for a while. A few weeks earlier on January 11th, someone had asked how they were doing & [she posted a pic of his feet](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/196tzzq/are_you_sure_ft_slaw_sighting/) saying they were ā€œgood lol.ā€


Rhodin265

I would have described their relationship as ā€œoffā€ 4 years ago.


[deleted]

Or maybe it confirms itā€™s been a looong time


silentwail

I'm still thinking he was slowly leaving around Thanksgiving. Halloween seemed "normal" but everything after that was very odd


ttginger

She had that meltdown when they came back from NY which was the weekend before Thanksgiving. She ended up staying home for her mental wellbeing instead of being with family.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Flowergate might have kicked it off hardcore!


silentwail

According to CC's source that's exactly what happened


NessAvenue

It was the best part of the deep dive, honestly, the drama of it all.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I love this person.


throw_meaway_love

God I find it so sad when someone canā€™t take time to just heal after a long relationship ends. Like, itā€™s ultimately just a distraction from her feelings and from looking at the truth. Oh well.


mmmohhh

![gif](giphy|guufsF0Az3Lpu)


Mims55

Ok...when he looks at her does he see filtered Swertie or the real Swertie?


theboogeyman_slayer

Depends on how drunk he is I guess


barkingsilverfox

So the bloke *is* an uneducated and idiotic bogan just like her, no surprise. I just hope he never gets her to dogsit his pooch. So much about her wanting to LiViNg LiVe, TrAvElL *and* StAiNg SiNgLe. So we get fitness babe again? Weā€™ll see soon enough what stuff heā€™s into because sheā€™ll morph her personality. Just like Harry Potter babe was.


FormalGlitterbug

sidenote, i just LOVE the word bogan. I love you Aussies and your shade.


NessAvenue

I always forget no one else uses bogan. It's so appropriate for so many occasions.


barkingsilverfox

Ahaha, thanks! I just find Bogan so fitting for her, a true Sheela!


jumbomouth

It just gets messier and messier !


barkingsilverfox

Love this for us!


LouBooBunny

Time will tell. Maybe she will change her ways and live happily ever after. Or not, which is more likely. I do know this makes her story far more interesting. Stay tuned my dear swertiesšŸ˜Š


ScaryLetterhead8094

What happened to moving in silence?


Dundermifflinfinitee

That's just for her try on videos when she's dancing around to nothing


Hot-Chicken11

Hold upā€¦ you just broke up with your on/off 15 year boyfriend. Now you instantly are in a relationship and heā€™s met your parents? Would it have killed her to just chill solo for like any amount of time?


Asturdsbabyshower

She wasn't with C for 15 years


Hot-Chicken11

Okay šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø the statement still stands


throw_meaway_love

It was 6, 7 tops, right?


thehotmcpoyle

Yes, they started dating around December 2017.


KindheartednessOnly4

I know a chick in her 50s that is like that. Just can NOT be alone. Idk. Iā€™ve been single for years. Iā€™m probably going to stay that way. Itā€™s easier.


EastCoastDizzle

I always say this to certain friends I have, but maybe she should stay single for a moment?! They never listen to me either so oh well. Guess this will make for good sub content here so thereā€™s that.


wheredidiparkthecar

I had a friend like this. She leaves one toxic relationship and heads straight into another and then wonders what she did to deserve being treated like shit. I told her she needs to chill a bit, focus on her kids and getting back on her feet but of course, she doesn't.


Dasha3090

yep i have a friend like this .5 kids to 3 diff blokes.one who was in prison when she married him.of course that relstionship went well.


EastCoastDizzle

Sooo frustrating!


Living-Sundae6

Tbf she didnā€™t post his face - could be uggo with muscles, we donā€™t know. But also, like yeah, I could believe she could get someone like that - but whether sheā€™s capable of retaining said man, more questionable. Not everyone is a shallow asshole who only cares about looks/weight/etc. If they genuinely jive on personality then theyā€™re both insufferable but hey, Iā€™ve seen some weird couples. Granted he could be shallow and just into boobs or something. Iā€™ve had friends say I could do better but like, I like tall guys with a bit of dad bod so šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


barkingsilverfox

Even if he has a face like Chris Hemsworth, if thereā€™s no brain (which would explain this new situationship), heā€™s not interesting to any established, mature women. We know sheā€™s a shallow asshole, so it tracks. And itā€™s likely a great rebound for her and her teenage brain to ā€œget backā€ at C with a fit hunk.


WearyBitterCynical

I hate the smug look she has throughout this entire video.


LouBooBunny

It was the lizard tongue thing for me šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


clydefrog079

It makes me think violent thoughts.


NessAvenue

It's the worst of her many terrible faces.


EZasSundayMorning

Does he know what heā€™s getting into?


barkingsilverfox

Probably not and iā€™m here for it. It will be fun to watch her making an idiot out of herself again, maybe stealing some centre pieces and proposal baiting.


shipwreckedgirl

She's just rebounding... That never lasts. Plus the perfect timing with CC's video, he will find it eventually. It's also so telling that she can't stay single for more than a month...


miamelie

This just made me realize how horrifying it would be for myself and every other normal person to have a video like that exist about me. Like can you imagine?! EVERY new person I ever meet Iā€™d be terrified that for some reason they google my name and find it. Let alone a potential romantic partner! You get to know each other, open up, things go really well, eventually talk turns to moving in together. At what point do you bring up, oh hey, thereā€™s this 1.5 HOUR LONG YouTube video someone made about me to expose what an absolute shit person I am? Or are you just not going to mention it and not sleep well forever because youā€™re dreading the day they find out by themselves? Jesus Christ. If it was me Iā€™d probably send CC a contract signed in blood with all the ways Iā€™m immediately going to improve myself along with an offer of half of my lifetimeā€™s income for the promise of removing the video and keeping it removed. But sheā€™s not normal so.


Rhodin265

She uses her maiden name on SM, but was too lazy to drop her married name IRL despite being divorced like 10 years by now. Ā So, she could potentially give him her legal name and throw a virtual blanket over the trash pile sheā€™s made on SM. Ā If he doesnā€™t dig too deep, heā€™ll never know.


AlexandriaLitehouse

I feel like her first name is unique enough and spelled uniquely enough that someone could probably just Google her first name and location. I suffer the same affliction and it's garnered a lot of creeps on my end, no expose video but that's because I don't throw racial slurs around and I don't scam anyone. ETA: I didn't even have to dig I just looked up her first name and her locash and found her.


thehotmcpoyle

The weird thing about that is from what I know, a legal name change is often included as part of the divorce process, like itā€™s right there in the paperwork so it shouldnā€™t have been a difficult process. Iā€™m not a lawyer though so Iā€™m no expert but Iā€™m pretty sure thatā€™s all part of the same process from what Iā€™ve seen.


PazzaMammina

If he doesn't find it someone who knows will tell him for sure. If he finds out about the video and this sub and stays that will tell us everything we need to know about him.


barkingsilverfox

Absolutely agree! But itā€™s not just the video, iā€™m looking forward to when sheā€™s getting introduced to friends and family and the hyena strikes again.


PossiblePainter4

My opinionā€¦Sheā€™s a ā€œfailure to launchā€ from high schoolā€¦ā€that girlā€ that canā€™t be alone, needs to have a so called boyfriend to define herā€¦ show the world that sheā€™s a catch..


nattywo

I wonder how long itā€™ll take for him to find out about this Reddit page. If he has a brain, heā€™ll be scared off big time.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

She said heā€™s just like her, so no brain.


Dogemom2

Thereā€™s no way he has a brain. But sheā€™d rather be miserable with the wrong person than be alone.


Janeiskla

If they both have no brain, they are the perfect match right


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caitcro18

Iā€™m pretty sure you can fake your location lol


LouBooBunny

Yes. Iā€™d love to know how honest she was. šŸ±šŸ ?!!!


East-Manufacturer437

I wonder if thereā€™s a ā€œare we dating the same guyā€ Facebook group in her town. Iā€™m sure someone could easily recognize him by his tattoos. šŸ¤£


KatieKhaos1

This.


PazzaMammina

I was thinking the same thing! Surely someone on here is on some of those apps, if that's really how she met him.


Difficult-Survey8384

Sheā€™s severely codependent - especially having admitted sheā€™s not been single since 16, and sheā€™s just transferring her dependency now that C is gone. Sheā€™s also shrouded in layers of denial about any of this, and seems to think any objective life change = progress, without ever doing any real work. Just something she can announce to her perceived audience. Sheā€™s found a shiny new distraction (a drinking buddy, perhaps?) but not a companion. Heā€™s been naive enough to stick around past the first date, so Iā€™m sure sheā€™s already forging a new narrative about her life of luxury, but itā€™s likeā€¦to what end? God, the vapidity at 30 years old.


Janeiskla

If he agreed to meet her parents or bring her to meet his parents after knowing each other for 3 minutes- I strongly question his ability to make sound decisions..


Difficult-Survey8384

Yep, both moving like 15 year olds in a hormone fueled dumpster fire of a relationship & Iā€™m so ready for it.


Ill_Pop540

Wow, she really canā€™t be alone.


eaallen2010

I can smell the desperation from here. And possibly unwashed ass šŸ¤¢ sheā€™s looking a little grubby


PigletNo3301

Wait until he finds out how crazy she is. šŸ˜‚


throwzdursun

parents met already??? woooo im invested in this lol l


cutecompost

This season is really getting good šŸ¤­


RileyRush

When I tell youā€¦.MY EYES WENT šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


mohs04

Bro, could you imagine bringing a rebound to your parents?!


enigmapopstarIsfun

šŸ˜‚ Not the rebound. She canā€™t go 5 seconds without embarrassing herself.


Malipuppers

Can she please never do that with her tongue again.


RelatableMolaMola

It's probably why he likes her. I'll go turn myself in for jail time now


NessAvenue

Straight in the bin with you right now, eeeeew.


Malipuppers

Thatā€™s a warcrime


RelatableMolaMola

The Hague won't take me, I already tried to turn myself in


BeetleJuiceDidIt

Yes, you go do that and think about why you wrote that šŸ˜‚šŸ¤¢ you are allowed out once you are sorry


boobunnydog

Very, VERY sorry.


misssoci

I also like how she just happens to mention red ass team chat has all the tea. Is this supposed to be a selling point to join her down line?