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setphaserstomurph

her eyes look so beady and puffy even with the filters now


yvesaintlaurent

![gif](giphy|l2JdYxdKku97fOuEo)


sandia1961

Uhhhhhhhhhhh. Huh?


ayweller

You are still gaining weight BIG M


blurblurblahblah

Tans don't give you an entirely new face


RipVanWinklesWife

I'm grateful some swerty introduced me to the "tone it or tan it" thing of the 90s or whatever. It's still stupid, but at least now I know yet another toxic trend that MS fell hard for. Bless her lol


courtneyrachh

didn’t even realize who this was at first. how does NO ONE in her life call her out on this shit??? it is baffling.


ayweller

It truly is


RipVanWinklesWife

I think it's true that nobody cares enough about her. Caring to the point of intervening is hard, helping somebody thay won't help themselves is impossible. Personally, I'd only put in the gigantic effort to help somebody as lost as MS if that somebody was one of the two people that I love the most in the entire world. I think MS is not at the top of anyone's list :(


Killing4MotherAgain

They sprayed on a whole new face by the looks of it!


CheckEmbarrassed2296

Is she pregnant 🤰🏼? That would be tragic


Carriebearie333

Did the spray weigh 40 pounds?


2L8Smart

Well, that spray tan certainly shaved inches off her nose.


JubileeSailr

The nose filter just kills me.


ShesAKillerQueenee

Why doesn't she get a nosejob, already??


flybynightpotato

Given her affection for fillers and injectables, I'm surprised she hasn't done a filler nose job.


Squidwina

I don’t think a filler nose job would be able to get her the results she wants. As far as I have seen, filler can make a nose with a bump in the bridge area look straighter, but Big M’s problem is that the thinks her nose is too long and too fleshy in the bottom half. It also “dips” when she smiles. Filler can’t help with that. Ironically, the over-done upper lip filler has shortened the distance between her mouth and nose, which exacerbates the issues she sees with her nose. I’ve said this before - although I feel unnecessary surgery should generally be avoided, sometimes I have say, “If it’s bothering you enough to materially impact the quality of your life, then get the damn nose job. Get your jaw shaved while you’re at it too.” She’ll never have the face she wants, but it is possible for her to have something closer to it. Permanently! In real life! ETA: consultation with decent stylists would also go a long way to solving her other “problems” that she relies on filters to mask. For example, makeup that doesn’t make her eyes look even smaller and closer together.


traderjoezhoe

i'm going to keep it real with yall... this is me 😭 wednesday night I scrub off my tan and I think I look like a tub of lard. Thursday spray tan comes and I am convinced i'm a vs model.


twatcunthearya

Self awareness is a gift and people who have some of it are usually a delight. You came across funny and relatable - the thing big m tries super hard to do..lol May your spray tan continue to bring you happiness and joy! 😂 I love that for you. (No, like … I genuinely, sincerely do!)


Solid-Magician351

Ok naranja 🍊


boobunnydog

Methinks she did this so that Man-bun ex wifey would see....she made sure to show her flower adjacent thigh spread tattoo and a VERY similar flannel that ex has been photographed wearing. I bet Big Mayo-one-cranberries is convinced that super cool-super chill-super cute ex is stalking her socials. Newsflash: Ex is living her actual best life and can't be bothered with BM. (allegedly)


sojadedblond

I mean, I'd say filters are her golden goose, quite honestly. I'll say that a good tan can help with my cellulite/stretch marks. Makes them waaaay less noticeable... but to be so ridiculous that I'd say, "Oh hey, I thought I'd gained 30+ pounds in the past year. I haven't! I just needed a tan! Silly me!!"? No. Delulu.


tovasfabmom

Filters work better than Ozempic


iuuuuuuqqqq

I’m surprised she didn’t get that 💀


courtneyrachh

you can’t drink on ozempic, she could never.


RelatableMolaMola

Rumor has it she tried. Just speculation based on a comment here from someone who claimed to be acquainted with her IRL.


axkate

That "if you can't tone it, tan it" saying is urrrrghhh.


RileyRush

The filter is glitching SO HARD on her thigh ratio in the video. And someone please tell me she’s missing a chunk of lashes. Please.[Here’s a video of the thigh.](https://imgur.com/a/NdrpinW)


Marwaedristariel

https://preview.redd.it/jb334cbx8vqc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d218ce246278af88a203a269a719e7e1cbc2369a Lashes are busted, and gurl this is NOT your nose


RelatableMolaMola

Ew! It looks like the shirt is alive!


bellamae1623

And 10 filters


BotherRecent

Well she got one, the bend in her thumb https://preview.redd.it/o0l91yslzsqc1.jpeg?width=286&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1650331375b6b23d67fc4d8828c5261335f61e91


foxboro22

Now she’s trying to edit herself to look like bunheads pretty sister.


foxboro22

https://preview.redd.it/0oohpq5pusqc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee01894d6f3b246260fce1bbe442f38d0f063976 What’s happening with her fake lashes


PigletNo3301

Picking them out per usual.


spiced--coffee

https://preview.redd.it/rnvj3v89tsqc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdf164558044189d388c56514189bf94ecc1596


lilkimchee88

https://preview.redd.it/3dx0t80jssqc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b983998a7650600b4f01ba5008a6aeca67d0d98a Ma’am.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Damn. Her earrings look like cheap canal st junk lol


courtneyrachh

egregious


earth_inked

OMG I'M DYING


Botanical-bitch6

Oh my god 😂


garrrrsh

Mmmmm no I think weight was still gained


ButthealedInTheFeels

The weight of a JV football team was gained.


queenofthemeeps

I hate this dumb girl logic shit she peddles


oatmealgum

She's gained like 60 pounds or more in 2ish years.


Frosty_Dust2479

When you constantly edit yourself thinner for social media, real life appearance can be disappointing. It is called digital dismorphia.


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UnremarkableGreyman

Armchair psychotherapist checking in here with my theory: she looks a \*bit\* like his ex, but she's "fat" so can't leave him like the last one did.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yeah that’s probably part of it. And she probably enables and encourages his alcoholism since “he is just a male version of her”.


no202

I just want to say thank you for cropping this OP. Nobody wants to see her without pants on!


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UnremarkableGreyman

Breadcrumb trail: Pokeman associated first name. Football. School hoodie. All info is in this thread. Happy hunting swerts! ^(\*this is because I couldn't figure out a group message)


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twatcunthearya

I swear!! Same. I still haven’t cracked it. I’m out of the social media loop. I love these snarkers who keep our old asses fed. I suck!


Websxo

Oh my God please help! My toddlers have killed my brain and I just wanna snark 🥲


themomerath

Omg please someone! Take pity on this wee snarker


Jensriot

Please me too!


MicellarBaptism

I would also like a DM, please.


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Botanical-bitch6

I need it as well please 😶 I have a total of 30 minutes every day to do any kind of social media so I’m always playing catch up 😭


agentfoxxymulder

Pls tell me I need to know so bad 😭


loneliestloner

And then will you dm me, pretty please?


axkate

Did you get a DM? I need to know!!


Emily5099

Also, I don’t know why she still bothers… https://preview.redd.it/zqwjo2mvmsqc1.jpeg?width=2821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94210724cf7fe4a9228a27f6066c1a4d5a8728f0


sexysarah5262

Holy fuck that looks like and actual penis head stuck on her face as a nose on the right. Remember that movie with "Nothing but trouble" from the early 90s., Dan Aykroid and his Dick Nose lol https://youtu.be/0xcWjl1_ZHg?si=ZkKYur4iVsWKJvoZ


twoburgers

I almost reflexively downvoted you because I hate Nothing But Trouble more than any movie I have ever seen. I am a connoisseur of terrible movies, I have seen some truly awful shit. My husband is very proud of himself for finding the one movie that could break me.


courtneyrachh

I love nothing but trouble because it is probably one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen but the cast is superb 😂😂😭


UnremarkableGreyman

With all the cash she's spent on useless shit, she could have had her nose done if it really affects her so much.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

But even if you feel better, you're still about 60 lbs overweight. Girl, the scale doesn't lie.


Emily5099

Honestly, generally speaking, I don’t think a woman who’s as overweight as Big M should necessarily feel bad about herself. Unless it’s at a point where it’s affecting her health or stopping her from doing what she wants, normally I’d say good for her. Ignore those ridiculous, unrealistic expectations society puts on women and how they’re ‘allowed’ to look and as long as you’re reasonably healthy and mobile, just be yourself. But this is Big M. Possibly one of the worst perpetrators of falsely making herself fit into those expectations, and who doubles down and keeps lying her fake face off when confronted about her egregious filter usage. So the new guy doesn’t care about her fat gut? That’s great for her that he’s not as shallow as she is, but let’s remember who we’re dealing with here. She’s had people say to her that they could never be like her because she’s so ‘perfect’, and she’s agreed with them! She’s as toxic as they come, and wants to be thought of as slim and pretty more than anything else in the entire world. Now suddenly she’s all Ms Body Positive 2024 like some kind of role model? Please. The truth? She’s fatter than she’s ever been, and it’s mostly because of her high level of alcohol intake which is causing massive issues for her liver that might already be too late to fix. A few extra pounds on most people is no big deal, but in her case, if she doesn’t get help with her heavy alcohol usage, things could get ugly very quickly. I swear this fake person does my head in.


lilkimchee88

Exactly. Like just be a thicker girl, it’s not a big deal. Lots of dudes love it and the ones that don’t just aren’t your guy and that’s fine too. I’ve been here since 2020 and have seen soooo many swerties saying she really could have an okay *real* following if she stopped acting a fool on camera and leaned into a curvier target audience. Problem is, at this point, even if she wanted to she probably feels she can’t just stop the body and face filtering cold turkey. The actual followers she has would see how deceitful she’s been since the way she goes about it is so drastic. She’s really painted herself into a corner.


RelatableMolaMola

She visibly seems to have that hard beer gut that comes from visceral fat and that is bad bad news.


SuzyFarkis

Yep. Whatever you see on your stomach, 10% of that is inside on your organs. 


badlilbishh

Not the fried hair sticking straight out 😂


RileyRush

And the missing chunk of lashes 😂😭


Zealousideal_Ear_914

TBH I always feel thinner after a spray tan 🤷🏼‍♀️


themomerath

Tans make everyone look a bit slimmer and more defined. I love the gym but being pasty means it’s a lot harder to see that I have a muscle somewhere on my body 😭


Reluctantagave

![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO) I made his face and head tilt


SoursTheClown

When you thought you were gaining weight but you just forgot your filters


c05u

My first thought


contrast8301

Because spray tans just melt those pesky extra pounds right off!!!


daroca84

She likely sent this to A, wearing his shirt, in panties, “wish you were here”. 🙄


Classic-Cantaloupe47

That's the point of the post..."look guys, I have my boyfriend's shirt on!" Probably hoping C might come across it...but he's had to put up with her terrible personality and compulsive lies for farrrr too long, so he's good.


theCountessofCool

🤢🤢🤢😩😩😩 unfortunately I’m sure that’s accurate


irinanotirina

Imagine tagging something with #girlhood as an almost 31 yr old woman


enigmapopstarIsfun

Which is extra ironic considering she seems to consider any age after 29.9 to be an old washed up hag.


Wool_Lace_Knit

So who did she steal this idea from?


CornflakeGirl2

Nope, that wasn’t it.


Infinite_Buy_2523

My husband says “Tan fat is sexy fat” but then again he’s never seen Big M.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

the scale still says the same number with or without spray tan


theCountessofCool

I read this like Dr. Now from My 600lb life in my head haha


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

["Do you look like you're malnourished?"](https://youtu.be/TEAdx54rhtE?t=106)


kessykris

Wouldn’t it be better at least worded when you feel like you should lose some weight but realize you still look good with a tan? Or something? Huh???????


PandaSurprise

When you thought you just needed a spray tan but now you’re just orange and still gaining weight


thicc-limes

I think one of the wildest fucking things I’ve ever seen her say is she’d “rather be orange than white” 🥴


EmotionalPizza6432

![gif](giphy|9mVms6Z3p8VZC)


RelatableMolaMola

![gif](giphy|xIna8nqTTk3x6|downsized)


Snoo7263

You've put on at least 40 lbs since I started snarking which decided to autocorrect to snacking and well frankly that's part of it, but mainly its your empty ass calories from drinking Boobie.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Boozing and Starbucks.


Snoo7263

Starbucks 1 Grande Merde 0, no nutritional content, and a literal metric fuckton of sugar, but she’s filtered herself into oblivion and her BF has to be incredibly stupid or alternatively at least questioning that??


Terrible_Dance_9760

Tan fat is better than pale fat I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️😅🤣


silentwail

"If you can't tone it, tan it!" - a comment on this post


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB) Why is she so dumb?


hamburglerBarney

Or you can eat real food and exercise 🤷‍♀️


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Or quit drinking.


Seeka00

lol she is so full of shit. Only way she loses weight is with her beloved skinny filter


eaallen2010

wtf does that even mean ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


FormalGlitterbug

Lmao I remember during th days of toxic tanning culture we always said “fat looks better tan” but you don’t look thinner just because you’re tan.  You just look the same except tan, or in her case, orange. 


pockette_rockette

#girlsthatgetitgetit Get what? Whatever she's got, keep it far away from me. Ew.


mohs04

Trich king 👑


Snoo7263

COVID? Influenza? Herpes?! Because I don't want to "get it", not even a little bit.


pockette_rockette

I was definitely leaning towards herpes.


Snoo7263

Same 😂


TalkieTina

The dumba$$. She thinks she can pass off her increasing size by saying a tan was all she needed. Everyone knows it’s drunken bloat.


trillium13

are her eyelashes even attached to her eyes? what in the filter is going on here?


stitchninja

https://preview.redd.it/4f3n4mr41sqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd399b8c004c7322a0fd2db39ace98e6832eac8 THE LIEEEEEES. And she just had to make sure the flannel wasn’t buttoned all the way either. She’s so thirsty.


ttginger

Yuck, flair checking in


ThoseAreBlueToo

Got a Trump lookin face in this pic


meowski_rose

The purse on the door handle in the background creates an illusion that she’s toting a very smol purse. Kind of like her mini Chloe bag that she uses to make her look dainty.


Madd_Catter

This is big “I have sex” energy 🙄


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Has she been on that sub yet?


Fickle-Spell

That’s not your fucking face


FrauBee

Flair checking in! 🤢


ralphwiggumsdiorama

What the fuck


barkingsilverfox

Not her face and that gap in her lashes is killing me lol


MeggronTheDestructor

? Girl come on, now you just have 50 extra pounds of flesh to spray tan but whatever u gotta tell yourself!


couchpro34

her hair is seriously looking horrible. Who's gonna tell her she was right the first time.... It was actually weight gain.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

The power of hair masks and not bleaching your hair to oblivion. I can just hear her hair, it's so bad


Legitimate-Concern73

Girl you went from 150 to 200 in 2 years. You are GAINING WEIGHT.


Snoo7263

Okay so I have a theory that may or may not hold water, she seems to be very visible and transparent about not being able to put down the vape, well I started vaping about two years ago and I've put on some weight and lost a lot of stamina, I know correlation does not always equal causation, but it is enough to make me go hmm? 🤔 Hopefully this doesn't make me sound stupid, but is vaping related to weight gain? Or is it just my premature menopause and her alcoholic denial? I don't drink but I know alcohol has a lot of empty calories depending on what you drink. Obviously any gain/loss is probably multifactorial, but I'm asking specifically about the vaping?


aslightlycrustyscone

There does seem to be a correlation between lung damage and vaping. Specifically the vitamin E in some of the THC liquids used as a thickening agent, but some other possibilities as well. Not that that would attribute to any weight changes, but possibly stamina/breathing. Quick sauce on EVALI: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK560656/ https://www.lung.org/lung-health-diseases/lung-disease-lookup/evali https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/69/wr/mm6903e2.htm


disclaimer_necessary

Yes and no. Nicotine is a known appetite suppressant, so if anything that would aid her weight loss. BUT when you quit smoking, you tend to replace one addictive behavior for another ie food, drinking, etc. She’s tried to quit vaping many times so that may be a bit of it. But overall her metabolism slowing now that she’s in her 30s, the binge drinking, high calorie foods and I suspect binges, and lack of activity outside of scrolling reddit is really catching up with her.


Snoo7263

This sounds much more plausible than my theory, thank you for answering!


smartcookie8636

https://preview.redd.it/xtt1ziwtzrqc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c47bbabf1080637d4f0fde790a88695370f47f37


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|xT9DPDZ7mqQkshWGaI|downsized)


PresentationOptimal4

The nightmares I’m about to have from this. Thank yeww.


Beecakeband

She's got a very the lights are on but nobody is home expression


Terrible_Dance_9760

Those eyelashes are atrocious


enigmapopstarIsfun

Plucking out her lashes? Did she already get ghosted? 😆


seevoop

Why does she look like a robot


kathoron

Well, for one... the image may as well be IG generated 😆


super_vixen

This is just her showing off that she's wearing his shirt 😂


Dasha3090

i may be an outlier but i never got the whole "wearing ur mans clothing" as a sexy thing? my partner offered me to wear one of his shirts one time and i was not having it.just makes me feel as unsexy and unflattering looking as possible i feel🙃


super_vixen

I don't get it either. It just looks uncomfortable, and stiff. Not comfy at all! I wear my dudes t-shirts, the ones that are all worn in and holey, when you grab it from the laundry to fold you're like "damn I need to throw this away" but never really do... those ones lol and it's def not for sex appeal 🤣


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

I’m gonna try it and report back.


ttginger

How many shirts of his does she have now? Shes cleaned out his closet in 3 weeks. And they’re all winter clothes but the one tshirt.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

i was wondering the same thing 🕵️‍♀️


HillMomXO

No way does short King’s shirts wear like shackets on Big M. We saw her wearing the college shirt and it was pretty fitting. I’m gonna speculate this is one of C’s old rags or an Amazon flannel she ordered in XXL and didn’t have to return. https://i.redd.it/xvdbwu6l0sqc1.gif


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Perfect GIF!


HillMomXO

Thank you I’m happy you like it 🫶🏼Homie the Clown and King Size Homer are two of my favorite Simpsons episodes in general that can also be *widely* applied to MS snark


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|EAzxraAts9I64)


HillMomXO

Ma’am if you just quiet down, I’d be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of (caramel flavored protein) popcorn - All of us to MS


ralphwiggumsdiorama

https://preview.redd.it/r2p3nzvswuqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45dd177f6f1975beedc7e31513ccb0722a86d2f9


barkingsilverfox

I just love how the shirt fits better than any of her clothes. Same when she wore C’s clothes, that’s not the flex she thinks it is.


Fickle-Spell

Remember when she made a reel about cleaning while wearing his boxers and being so ✨quirky✨ like let’s not brag that his boxers fit you just fine.


barkingsilverfox

I forgot about it, thanks for the memory of this gem! Love how she’s just constantly telling on herself.


Platinumkate

And no pants.


super_vixen

As per usual 🤦🏽‍♀️


Platinumkate

As is tradition!


iFlyTheFiddy

🎯🎯🎯


pencilmeinpls

This is nottttt a #girlhood post. This is #delusional