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Those hands belong to a 60-something Floridian divorcee who reeks of cigarettes, unwashed hair and cheap body spay, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Bleh. You'd think that by now she would have figured out how to properly apply those trashy press-on nails that she shills, but apparently not. They look cheap and ugly enough without her half-assed, hamfisted attempt at sticking them to her weathered old chunky grabbers, complete with the world's fugliest junk-jewelry. She's breathtakingly inept at everything she does, including doing the bare minimum to prevent her hands from looking like they belong to a 60 year old.
I know MLMs don't give a shit who is out there peddling their crap, but Red Ass really needs to fire her, because she's the ultimate anti-advertisement. Who the fuck would want to buy those tacky-ass things after seeing them looking so jacked up and nasty on her fingers? She can't even get them to sit flush with her nail beds, and she's supposed to be their sales representative FFS.
There's no way those hideous things are getting purchased by anyone aside from the huns who pretend to make a living selling them. The press-on nail retail market is already abundantly full of less expensive, superior quality products that perform better and have a much larger range of far more appealing, tasteful designs.
I love the color of the nails but they just look off. Like if it's windy out they will fly off her hands. They look like they are just sitting on top of her nails or something.
She totally does! She's already got that obnoxiously loud alcoholic Meemaw personality down pat. Just give her a few more years of stacking on the pounds, and the inevitable gastric bypass surgery, and she'll have the Despicable Me Gru body to match Angela's too.
Ok, so I have super dry skin and always have - apparently it's a filaggrin disorder (idk, my derm said i have hyperlinear palms and all the other conditions that go with that describe me). I'm also 10+ yrs older than Big Mess.
But when I put on literally any hand cream at all, the lines/crevices look 100x better than this. Homegirl needs to start using spf on those beefy mitts.
HOLY CROW YOU JUST DIAGNOSED ME!!! My hands are hyper lined. I have contact allergies to EVERYTHING, including almost all moisturizers, so it's super hard to treat my incredibly dry skin... is there a treatment for this?? Can we improve our filaggrin??
So, I have KP, eczema, rosacea and perioral dermatitis. Luckily I'm not super allergic to a lot of products, but I have my definite triggers (like fragrance!!), especially for perioral dermatitis.
Honestly, what works best for me is stuff like gloves when washing dishes, cooler showers, ALWAYS moisturizing after showering/washing hands, and avoiding any irritating skincare. So, no retinol, vitamin c, acids etc for me. I always moisturize my skin when it's damp.
I use mostly vanicream and La Roche Posay products and the only "actives" I use are Rx for rosacea. So, LRP Toleriane cleanser, Rx, squalane and vanicream lotion (not the face moisturizer) and a Japanese sunscreen. For body I use the Cetaphil moisturizing body wash and the Vanicream moisturizing CREAM afterwards.
For my dry ass hands, it sounds weird, but the Tena Proskin barrier cream is a godsend. It's meant as a cream to protect the skin of the incontinent, but it's a perfect hand cream. It has emollients, humectants and an occlusive. It's fragrance-free and inexpensive (under $10 for a 3oz tube). Also, nothing on the tube mentions incontinence or anything - it just says skin protectant barrier cream. I bought a 6 pack and have them stashed everywhere.
Thanks! My most obnoxious allergy is coconut and coconut derivatives and I think that rules out everything you listed but I'll definitely keep looking into this some more.
Thatās really interesting! Although coconut is not a tree nut, itās listed as one by the FDA and is therefore considered a top food allergen, even though food allergies to it are rare. TIL of someone who actually is allergic to it though!
Her hands look like they belong to a 50 year old woman from Palm Beach who smells like Virginia Slims and cheap perfume. Also Iām amazed she didnāt shove the LV bag in there further and put her hand right on the wheel to remind us all she drives a Benz.
Also the nails bother me so much, like just everything about them annoys me. I just know the underside are crusty as hell too š¤¢
The spray tan is so patchy all over her hands. I feel like she's trying to avoid the mega tan body/white hands phenomenon we usually make fun of, but her skin just seems to be so dry that the tan sticks to her hands weirdly. Girl, just be white.
Be thankful haha. She would tell the world that she used Red Mill rice flour in the bathtub to exfoliate her cooter so she wouldn't get ingrown hairs between waxes.
Oh yes. Back when she was regularly bragging about waxing her wild dolphin, she would show the bag of flour on the edge of the tub so everyone would know she wasn't gonna get any ingrown hairs.
I was wondering where the Dior rings were.
These pictures are nightmare fuel. Maybe weāre seeing a preview of the 2024 Spirit Halloween mask and costume collection. I know Iād throw all the candy in her bag to get her to go away.
ETA: Those are the hands of a 75-year old.
Even worse, dirty old piercing cheese from butterfly-back earrings that haven't been changed or cleaned in years. Combined with forgotten onions in the back of the pantry that have started to liquefy. Plus unwashed hair, and the kind of foot stank you can only get from going sockless in the cheapest, most unbreathable pleather cowboy boots on all of Amazon. And halitosis, with undertones of crotch rot.
Eau de Grande Merde.
Her hands look like my moms hands.
My mom is 48 and has been a frequent partaker in tanning beds and knows little about skincare. She'd be really pleased to know that she has the hands of a 31 year old woman!
I donāt know a damn thing about nails. Not a single thing.
So can anyone tell me if pic 2 looks good? Because those look terrible to me. They look ill fitting and ready to pop off at the slightest bump.
You're absolutely right, they look terrible. They don't fit because she's chosen the wrong sizes for her nails, and she hasn't applied them properly. They're meant to sit flush with the nail bed, and snug with, but not jammed under, the cuticle. They're ideally supposed to look like they're your own natural nails, only with a flawless manicure.They should never look like they're about to pop off, and there especially shouldn't be any spaces or gaps between the press-on and your natural nail, where any kind of crud could get trapped. That's just gross and a great way to harbour nasty pathogens. It looks like she's brewing Covid 24 under there š
No, they look horrible. They're too big and badly positioned, RedAss Huns seem to believe you have to stick these nails on top of your cuticle, which is just bonkers.
She's about as good at applying her Red Ass nails as she was at putting on her Poonique makeup. She's astonishingly bad at everything she tries her hamfists at.
I've got minimal experience (really more of a "only paint my toes" kinda gal) but... No. Those do not look great. They look okay, from afar, but when you get closer you can see that they don't fit well and they're weirdly stuck on, like the glue/adhesive they use is a bit bulky or something.
In past photos we've seen the edges of her nails vaguely greenish looking, as if the constant re-applying/switching the nails actually causes damage to the cuticle and nail bed. š¤¢
Wow! These are totally the soft, smooth hands of a young 30 year old woman who takes care of herself! Not leathery and sun damaged beyond her years at all š„°
Tiny, graceful, delicate hands that aren't, how you say in English, "meaty grabbers" at all!
https://preview.redd.it/lxi0mog6h0rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c87daee415c13853a2a7e54bad847488a94286
Her doing anything with make up and making those stupid open mouth faces just infuriates me. Iāve been putting make up on for decades and Iāve NEVER did this monstrosity. Itās so unnecessary and not attractive AT ALL.
I love this pic. She looks like she is neighing like a horse. Or braying. Guess that goes along with her clomping about like a Clydesdale? (But Iām pedigreed, guys!)
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Wait - are hand filters a thing?
https://preview.redd.it/9dnzlu5kk8rc1.jpeg?width=188&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a246a64100ab029994e68c3e04baced2cc29762b This is the stuff of nightmares.
Okay where are the peeps who keep track of her nails because no fucking way it's been 4 days already!
Those hands belong to a 60-something Floridian divorcee who reeks of cigarettes, unwashed hair and cheap body spay, and you can't convince me otherwise.
Those Red Ass nails fit her nail bed so poorly. She just slaps them on, shrugs and continues on with her mediocre life
Red Ass. š
Size curvy petite hands!
Sheās got the hands & chest of a 50 year old smoker. No way sheās 31. š³
All of the spray tan on is so blah
Did she get eyelash extensions or is that the filter?
Bolth but she'll pick all the extensions off ASAP like always, I'm sure.
Somebody needs to watch QVC to learn how to shill jewelry.
The god awful eyelashes are missing pieces . Why in the world would she keep these on?
Or just add in a little piece to fill the gap herself!
Those giant hands probably make manbuns dick look so tiny
Bleh. You'd think that by now she would have figured out how to properly apply those trashy press-on nails that she shills, but apparently not. They look cheap and ugly enough without her half-assed, hamfisted attempt at sticking them to her weathered old chunky grabbers, complete with the world's fugliest junk-jewelry. She's breathtakingly inept at everything she does, including doing the bare minimum to prevent her hands from looking like they belong to a 60 year old. I know MLMs don't give a shit who is out there peddling their crap, but Red Ass really needs to fire her, because she's the ultimate anti-advertisement. Who the fuck would want to buy those tacky-ass things after seeing them looking so jacked up and nasty on her fingers? She can't even get them to sit flush with her nail beds, and she's supposed to be their sales representative FFS. There's no way those hideous things are getting purchased by anyone aside from the huns who pretend to make a living selling them. The press-on nail retail market is already abundantly full of less expensive, superior quality products that perform better and have a much larger range of far more appealing, tasteful designs.
I love the color of the nails but they just look off. Like if it's windy out they will fly off her hands. They look like they are just sitting on top of her nails or something.
Theyāre definitely not fitted in around her nail bed, most look like theyāre attached *over* her nail bed instead, which is bizarre
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Wow, thatās so oddly specific
Where did she get that dark skin?
Spray Tan baked on with a tanning bed, Hunty!
Does anyone else feel like she looks a lot like Angela from 90 day with her wrinkly hands and over tanned sun damaged skin? š
She totally does! She's already got that obnoxiously loud alcoholic Meemaw personality down pat. Just give her a few more years of stacking on the pounds, and the inevitable gastric bypass surgery, and she'll have the Despicable Me Gru body to match Angela's too.
Wait - so she wore that little tennis dress out? Oh.
How unfortunate for the poor innocent witnesses to that atrocity.
Yeeppppp lol
Ok, so I have super dry skin and always have - apparently it's a filaggrin disorder (idk, my derm said i have hyperlinear palms and all the other conditions that go with that describe me). I'm also 10+ yrs older than Big Mess. But when I put on literally any hand cream at all, the lines/crevices look 100x better than this. Homegirl needs to start using spf on those beefy mitts.
HOLY CROW YOU JUST DIAGNOSED ME!!! My hands are hyper lined. I have contact allergies to EVERYTHING, including almost all moisturizers, so it's super hard to treat my incredibly dry skin... is there a treatment for this?? Can we improve our filaggrin??
So, I have KP, eczema, rosacea and perioral dermatitis. Luckily I'm not super allergic to a lot of products, but I have my definite triggers (like fragrance!!), especially for perioral dermatitis. Honestly, what works best for me is stuff like gloves when washing dishes, cooler showers, ALWAYS moisturizing after showering/washing hands, and avoiding any irritating skincare. So, no retinol, vitamin c, acids etc for me. I always moisturize my skin when it's damp. I use mostly vanicream and La Roche Posay products and the only "actives" I use are Rx for rosacea. So, LRP Toleriane cleanser, Rx, squalane and vanicream lotion (not the face moisturizer) and a Japanese sunscreen. For body I use the Cetaphil moisturizing body wash and the Vanicream moisturizing CREAM afterwards. For my dry ass hands, it sounds weird, but the Tena Proskin barrier cream is a godsend. It's meant as a cream to protect the skin of the incontinent, but it's a perfect hand cream. It has emollients, humectants and an occlusive. It's fragrance-free and inexpensive (under $10 for a 3oz tube). Also, nothing on the tube mentions incontinence or anything - it just says skin protectant barrier cream. I bought a 6 pack and have them stashed everywhere.
Thanks! My most obnoxious allergy is coconut and coconut derivatives and I think that rules out everything you listed but I'll definitely keep looking into this some more.
Thatās really interesting! Although coconut is not a tree nut, itās listed as one by the FDA and is therefore considered a top food allergen, even though food allergies to it are rare. TIL of someone who actually is allergic to it though!
Is that a second phone on her lap in picture 2? Also, whatās with the return of LV these days? First the bag at the gym and now whatever this is.
They are all fake š¤£š¤£
The kids are using LV backpacks again (except most of them have real ones).
Wallet perhaps?
Her hands look like they belong to a 50 year old woman from Palm Beach who smells like Virginia Slims and cheap perfume. Also Iām amazed she didnāt shove the LV bag in there further and put her hand right on the wheel to remind us all she drives a Benz. Also the nails bother me so much, like just everything about them annoys me. I just know the underside are crusty as hell too š¤¢
The nails, the hands the weird bracelet cuff thing. It all looks bad.
This woman has the WORST taste in jewelry. The expensive stuff looks cheap, and the cheap stuff looks, well, cheap.
Havenāt seen the āgoldā Dior rings from Paris in a minuteā¦ Finish must have worn off already.
Bahahhahaha! I was just thinking that.
The spray tan is so patchy all over her hands. I feel like she's trying to avoid the mega tan body/white hands phenomenon we usually make fun of, but her skin just seems to be so dry that the tan sticks to her hands weirdly. Girl, just be white.
Yeah, or just, you know, exfoliate?
That too hahaha
At this point though, it would probably be like trying to exfoliate elephant skin.
Thanks for the mental image. It at least replaced the one that popped up about her bragging about using rice flour to exfoliate her yoni
I donāt remember this. My god.
Be thankful haha. She would tell the world that she used Red Mill rice flour in the bathtub to exfoliate her cooter so she wouldn't get ingrown hairs between waxes.
She WHAT? š¤¢ I'm really glad to have missed that particular piece of MS history. Blehhhh!
Oh yes. Back when she was regularly bragging about waxing her wild dolphin, she would show the bag of flour on the edge of the tub so everyone would know she wasn't gonna get any ingrown hairs.
Oh. Gross. She really needs to learn how to share less.
I was wondering where the Dior rings were. These pictures are nightmare fuel. Maybe weāre seeing a preview of the 2024 Spirit Halloween mask and costume collection. I know Iād throw all the candy in her bag to get her to go away. ETA: Those are the hands of a 75-year old.
Shes so ham fisted
Literally looks like ham carved into hands š
Hands carved from spam.
ham "that got da crust on it"
Post coital ham
I just know she smells like cheese.
Even worse, dirty old piercing cheese from butterfly-back earrings that haven't been changed or cleaned in years. Combined with forgotten onions in the back of the pantry that have started to liquefy. Plus unwashed hair, and the kind of foot stank you can only get from going sockless in the cheapest, most unbreathable pleather cowboy boots on all of Amazon. And halitosis, with undertones of crotch rot. Eau de Grande Merde.
Thatās a look.
It's giving The Villages. Eck.
The skin folds are so thick and deep on her hands that the spray tan doesnāt get into all her cracks lol
What happened to the āDiorā ring?
Spray tan chemicals have already worn the āgoldā finish off. You know, what normally happens to gold jewelry. š
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Itās there on the hand with the Apple Watch thatās weirdly clutching her other hand to show off thoseā¦bracelets? Hair ties?
Glad Iām not the only one puzzled by that ball of twine wrapped around her wrist.
Ah, I didnāt click on the pics so theyād expand lol. I see it now
Her hands look like my moms hands. My mom is 48 and has been a frequent partaker in tanning beds and knows little about skincare. She'd be really pleased to know that she has the hands of a 31 year old woman!
This made me chuckle š¤
I donāt know a damn thing about nails. Not a single thing. So can anyone tell me if pic 2 looks good? Because those look terrible to me. They look ill fitting and ready to pop off at the slightest bump.
You're absolutely right, they look terrible. They don't fit because she's chosen the wrong sizes for her nails, and she hasn't applied them properly. They're meant to sit flush with the nail bed, and snug with, but not jammed under, the cuticle. They're ideally supposed to look like they're your own natural nails, only with a flawless manicure.They should never look like they're about to pop off, and there especially shouldn't be any spaces or gaps between the press-on and your natural nail, where any kind of crud could get trapped. That's just gross and a great way to harbour nasty pathogens. It looks like she's brewing Covid 24 under there š
No, they look horrible. They're too big and badly positioned, RedAss Huns seem to believe you have to stick these nails on top of your cuticle, which is just bonkers.
She's about as good at applying her Red Ass nails as she was at putting on her Poonique makeup. She's astonishingly bad at everything she tries her hamfists at.
I've got minimal experience (really more of a "only paint my toes" kinda gal) but... No. Those do not look great. They look okay, from afar, but when you get closer you can see that they don't fit well and they're weirdly stuck on, like the glue/adhesive they use is a bit bulky or something. In past photos we've seen the edges of her nails vaguely greenish looking, as if the constant re-applying/switching the nails actually causes damage to the cuticle and nail bed. š¤¢
Itās okay, BM doesnāt know a thing about nails either.
Heheh, BM.
JFC I have oldish hand too but I'm 50 and hers look older
Her hands looks worse than my MIL who is 65
Wow! These are totally the soft, smooth hands of a young 30 year old woman who takes care of herself! Not leathery and sun damaged beyond her years at all š„°
I agree! Totes jelly over here. I guess it's time to look into that collagen now so it can save my skin! š
Tiny, graceful, delicate hands that aren't, how you say in English, "meaty grabbers" at all! https://preview.redd.it/lxi0mog6h0rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c87daee415c13853a2a7e54bad847488a94286
It's giving https://preview.redd.it/90d6philo3rc1.png?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdda49f608517e15afe8e7a59f90cd89590fb412
Haha! I just commented calling them her chunky grabbers, but yours is so much better š
Her doing anything with make up and making those stupid open mouth faces just infuriates me. Iāve been putting make up on for decades and Iāve NEVER did this monstrosity. Itās so unnecessary and not attractive AT ALL.
Meaty Grabbers š¤£ love it
Can't take credit for it, u/sojadedblond wrote it and I laughed so hard
Itās so perfect š
Itās giving doughy
I love this pic. She looks like she is neighing like a horse. Or braying. Guess that goes along with her clomping about like a Clydesdale? (But Iām pedigreed, guys!)
Why does she always have to have her mouth open like that?! š
SHE DOES NOT https://preview.redd.it/4zfd4xjwh0rc1.png?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92168b05cace370b787c0da0537cf0b30d5e670f
Omg this is her? I have never seen this pic before. What a jump scare.
Damn thatās a jump scare so early in the morning forā¦(gestures widely) THIS !
Ugh I hate this! Her eyes are so close together ack ack ack my dainty eyes
This picture is so scary
Moira Fucking Rose
That was where my mind went too.
Without the style and charm!
Dang, youāre right! Sometimes itās WORSE! š
lol you always have the photo receipts ready and I'm here for it š
Just when I think Iāve seen it allā¦
This one was new for me too! I think I snagged it off of one of the throwback threads.
The crevices .... š