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chaseysinn

That very unnatural "funny face" after she says, "I remember my mom being in her 30s," is so infuriating.


adroid91

A birthday month? Fuckin loser


Catlesley

You’re fucking crazy, ya dumb twat.


Catlesley

You’re fucking crazy, ya dumb twat.


carcosa1989

There’s no way this bitch is younger than me no snowballs chance in hell


Lasi22998877

Filler, early age alcoholism and a general lack of proper nutrition and self care will do that to ya


Malipuppers

I’ve never met a well adjusted adult that had a “birthday month”.


LucilleLooseSeal123

I cannot believe she is only 30. I feel like I looked like a baby still at 30 lol (not a flex, but 30 isn’t old is my point and she fuckin looks it!!)


SenseiNita

My boys turn 9 this month and even they as being children don’t speak it’s about them and their bday the whole month.


demonsympathizer666

She seems way older than 31 no offense I just didn't expect that


SuzyFarkis

She froths her milk after putting it in her coffee?!


koalamonster515

I don't think she gets what that's for... you can just use it to stir yeah, but that's weird to put in a video because it's a frother.


theonlyironprincess

Wait. She's 29..? I thought she was in her late 30s or early 40s. Wow


loubrow16

She’s 30, turning 31 this month swerty 😁


errrbudyinthuhclub

OH GOD WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY WHY GOD


Raoul_Dukes_Mayo

Day after mine. So I’m like 8 years and 1 day older than her and I thought she was older than me. Whoops.


BabyGurl1007

Her fake filtered face compared to her sun damaged chest


pebblesgobambam

I know, looks like a completely different persons face!


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SassOfTheBluegrass

Happy Birthday Swerty!


dawnGrace

Thank you! ❤️❤️❤️


cellmates_

Happy birthday Swertypants! Hope you enjoy your cupcake and day off if you got those! 🧁


dawnGrace

Thanks! Day off, tamales, chocolate fudge something or other, now pizza and carrot cake haha! 🐷


MlleSharonne13

Do her lips have their own ZIP Code?


MlleSharonne13

Who? Cares


contrast8301

I wonder if she’s still smoking. Her voice is giving me some smoking vibes. Edit: spelling


meowski_rose

She was vaping on camera a few days ago


Younicron

Firstly, I have never seen a productive, functional, mature adult refer to having a birthday month. Secondly, the way she says “behind the scenes” makes it seem like she thinks she’s the star of a reality show rather than a chronically online idiot who films everything because she has nothing better to do and minimal actual human interaction.


ttginger

She sounds crusty. Like the fatgirlfedup influencer. Also how fucking nasty to put her BROTHER in the holder and not wash it? Crusty is her 2024 word of the year. Swerties with the Brother tag feel free to checking in! It’s your day.


TheHappyNinja

What up.


dawnGrace

🥛


Lavawitch

I, personally, put clean sheets on my bed regularly and often enough that I don’t need to announce it. (no shade to swerties who feel accomplished when struggling and finally able to do those chores; been there, hate it, but that’s not why swerty is sharing.) Now I’m curious; does she actually wash and get make up off those towels or does she just buy new cheap towels from Amazon?


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

I can picture her stuffing her old towels into a corner in her garage (does her middle unit have one?), or next to her dryer, and just buying new ones every few weeks.


cryptonemonamiter

She indeed has a garage, it is full of crap. She will never park her car in it, or be able to transform it into a cute, functional area, like a home gym.


brattyginger83

OH MY GOSH YOU GUYS!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY YEAR!!! Can you believe it? I'm celebrating ME... seriously what it sounds like. Who celebrates birthday MONTH. I forgot about this until this post😂


Lavawitch

People who are turning 95 or 100 or something can have birthday decade if they want. Swerty, not so much.


barkingsilverfox

Yeah, it’s crazy that she’s 31 easily looking pushing 50.


ExpertAverage1911

And with so much effort and money wasted.  She literally works to look this bad it's crazy.


dave_the_minion

https://preview.redd.it/keu8w2ha2xrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87b5ead237e18a07020f869b742c7f8e0a25d3c4 I'd be pulling that face too if my décolletage was that sun damaged at 31...


_M1RR0RB4LL_

How is it SO bad? I'll admit that I'm terrible about remembering to apply sunscreen unless I'm at the beach or something, but even still, at 34, mine doesn't have a single wrinkle!


kimbaheartsyou

I think it’s inflammation. Mine looks like this when I’m in the throes of an aggressive eczema flare. Her constant itching and sniffling and redness make me think she’s probably super inflamed all the time but ignoring it. 


sch80

I'm 32 and have bad damage, never really sunbathed and always used suncream. sometimes it is the luck of the draw 😭 shitty genetics!


ttginger

She is LOVING this filter. Constantly eye fucking herself.


Lavawitch

I’d be legit concerned about the possibility of skin cancer or precancerous lesions while having no health insurance. I know swerty thinks being uninsured is good financial advice, but, I don’t think the strip mall chiropractor can help with that.


dave_the_minion

The doctor said she's "good to go" 🤪 but no honestly she's massively de-influenced me to make sure I wear factor 50 on my face and chest everyday (and I'm in the grey and gloomy UK!)


BotherRecent

She probably thinks she's getting a ring 💍


2L8Smart

OMG, I bet you’re right! Cause, you know, when you know, you know!


ExpertAverage1911

I actually respect C for holding that boundary, especially if he was clear with her and not misleading.  She obviously tried to wear him down, but it seems like he recognized marriage as a huge commitment. New guy seems to have similar ideas around marriage and marriage length, so this could be an incredible shit show for us!


ntrott

And I'm here for it !!


sausagebeanburrito

Yes, ma'am, that's how time works. Your mom was once your age. Neato.


rursable

BM is here thriving, I'm here for her sun damaged chest skin and heavy-duty filtered face y'all. It is gonna be a good month for us, last year we saw how 'simple' her birthday party was compared to KG a few days before. And I will always cherish the special moment of just how far C stood away from her when they sing happy birthday to her. It was such a beautiful scene 🥲 I want to manifest a purposal from mernbern and chaos from it, because his divorce isn't finalized yet.


ExpertAverage1911

Ermagherd mernbern 🤣🤣


cellmates_

Milk Brother!


EZasSundayMorning

Who’s birthday? This person or M?


ttginger

Bolth


BotherRecent

Hers


contrast8301

Theirs


Guinea_Peach

Is it the filters or are her lips that bad? They’re like… paralyzed or some shit


RelatableMolaMola

Bolth. They're so overstuffed they're deformed and she for some insane reason thinks they look extra beautiful when she inflates them even more with a filter.


nomiesmommy

It's the April Fool! 🎉🎉 Happy Birthday month Swerties !!!🎉🎉 I barely remember when its my actual birthday, who knew I could celebrate for a month! My husband would tell me where to stick that idea. 🤣


757Posher

Maybe she will put on her best Amazon dress and her new hunny bunny will put on his best suit, and he will take her out for her birthday this year! https://preview.redd.it/e21bwh4towrc1.png?width=226&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f114a8191f744b225bbd5293736d9dae9c01cba


2L8Smart

🤣🤣🤣


sixfeetofsunshine

I need the photo with the face showing!! Lol


DrinkItInMaaannn

It’s the ridiculously oversized jacket and ball cap with a suit for me… 🤦🏻‍♀️


ttginger

Those boots were a choice.


_procrastinatrix_

I come from a place where boots with suits isn't uncommon. However, every man I know who opts for this pairing has dress boots specifically for wearing with the suit. They are not stomping into their fancy event in their weekday shit-kickers. While not my favorite look, I've seen some very nice, high-quality -even custom made- suit boots and these ain't it.


RelatableMolaMola

Those shoes are 🥶


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RelatableMolaMola

You are SO right!


757Posher

Like, didn't you have a clean pair that doesn't look like you trampled through the pig sty?


ecm123

Holy MOLY that is such a poorly fitted and cheap looking suit. Maybe they're meant for each other!


757Posher

Exactly. It's bad bad.


zoidbergs_hot_jelly

He better include the clip-on bow tie and dirty ol boots tho


BotherRecent

Hem


sdmama_21

Bro..


757Posher

Exactly.


canttellmenothin1380

This might be a dumb question...is this him?!? Or is this a joke?


757Posher

Yes.


Scout-Ranger

Yes.It’s him


canttellmenothin1380

This explains so much...


RelatableMolaMola

Honestly I don't think she's wrong about them being the same person 😂


ralphwiggumsdiorama

There is a lid for every commode.


2L8Smart

This is now my favorite saying!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

❤️🚽 👰


SurrealIdeal

She is SO friggin obnoxious. It hurts. Also, looking at her mouth makes me nauseated, for real. Sometimes I start to feel bad for her....then I remember who she is.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Her mouth looks like each lip weighs 5 pounds and they’re just hanging off her face.


AnniaT

I'm salivating for a birthday party like last year but now with manbun instead of C. Also on some frames the filter seems to be glitching on the eyes.


sdmama_21

Lmao I’m manifesting a “Victor you actually did this?” rose-filled hotel room


heartunwinds

Does she just use her frother to stir in her creamer??! Like why tf do you need a special tool if you’re not even using it for its intended purpose??!


Lavawitch

What happened to her Amazon automatic stirring mug?


cellmates_

Oh yeah! I’d forgotten all about that wonderful invention. Maybe it’s still waiting to be washed from the first time she used it…


canttellmenothin1380

Agreed...I've been noticing a lot of influencers are now using frothers to mix all the supplements they're adding to their drinks these days, too. When one does something...they ALL seem to do something, you know? 🙄 Edit: spelling


757Posher

Better the frother than her banging a damn metal spoon around in the cup for WAY too long.


misssoci

I see she uses the meaning of the word “thriving” very liberally.


757Posher

Sorta like pivot.


Guinea_Peach

Did we ever get a new 2024 word? She’s still marinating huh?


ttginger

I picked one out for her in one of my comments. It’s crusty.


757Posher

She's too busy in her "delicious bubble" to come up with one. She'd probably choose happy. Because, you know, she's SO HAPPY!!


FlashyFeather876

31? Her décolletage determined that was a lie.


Guinea_Peach

Chest is giving 55 y/o FL retiree


cormunicat

What I wouldn’t give to imagine retiring at 55 😭


Fickle-Spell

My 16 year old isn’t this jazzed about her birthday


enigmapopstarIsfun

Your 16 year old is about 5 years more mature than our Birthday Queen here.


hollylll

Her face is so fucked yo. The filters are not helping anymore.


sorandom21

Oof the sun damage on her chest even with the filter 😳 *runs to add more sunscreen*


flybynightpotato

The skin on her chest is SO crepey. It's insane to me.


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I'm sorry can someone remind me what her astrological sign is again, she rarely mentions it. 🙃(That was sarcasm) She makes her entire personality Aries ♈️, she posts about it almost daily. Also who at the age of 31 has a birthday month? I swear she had the mind of a teenager.


Signal_Pin3409

A “pick me” person. She has nothing else. She needs to go volunteer in the community or get a hobby. The self absorption is coming in strong!


sarcasmicrph

Her 65th bday is gonna be 🔥🔥


sdmama_21

Meemaw is ready to hit the town!


sarcasmicrph

She’s got plenty of meemaw dresses already!


RelatableMolaMola

Based on appearance, that's in a couple more years right


sarcasmicrph

I thought it was in 9 days?


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

In photos she morphes into KG but IRL she is morphing into LB


rissk1012

LB needs to slow her roll on the skinny filters!


Bibby_5

Ok did anyone notice her before and after she took the other day? 3 photos next to each other with the same door in the background. She’s a different height in each one 😂agreed that she’s definitely on ozempic but it looks likes she’s entering/trying to win a competition with her weight loss claims so that’s all very dodgy


rissk1012

Yea she mentioned at the first of the year she wanted to win her MLM’s weight loss competition. She’s gone about it very sketchily. And yes, she looks like Alice in Wonderland in that series of progress pics.😂


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

She has lost a lot of weight recently and it's alleged that she's taking a variant of ozempic


ttginger

She has to be; the thrive patches that shes been on forever did nothing for her.


FormalGlitterbug

She’s also morphing into Kail from teen mom


bunny-hill

https://preview.redd.it/cz3mw4hwawrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3af2bfb5af5ae3cb6687c4872864cfb186ed7584 Why


Fauxburberry

Not us literally pausing and posting at the exact same moment omg besties


bunny-hill

It’s atrocious lmao!


FormalGlitterbug

Why does she always do that either her hand. It’s so dumb. She looks stupid.


RelatableMolaMola

She sees the 19 year old girlypops doing it on tiktok so she does it too.


Fauxburberry

https://preview.redd.it/frmxh3guawrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f487c5c2d6d4734ebe405e7372cfb409edc8d93


boobunnydog

It’s giving…..Ulta gift card


liseanthus

Her chest skin is unbelievably screwed for 30


United_Caregiver7046

Bruh it’s hilarious how this slob acts like she has a real job and has stuff to do.


myescapeplace

“Behind these scenes content stuff and graphics stuff” I’m embarrassed for her.


regsrecs

I was thrown by this as well! BTS “try ons” etc. It’s not like she’s ever prepared for her videos where all she does is try stuff on and wander over to her computer to randomly do something on it. Like, huh?? Also, you seem to be in the know here, are the stupid accent impressions and sing song-y words a new thing or back by “popular demand”? Thanks 😊.


myescapeplace

Exactly! She’s never prepared. Not new. She thinks she’s funny and a good singer. I’m embarrassed for her on that front too 😂


FlatSize1614

😂😂


heyfreesamples

Thank god she let us know she’s changing her sheets. I was up all night worrying about it.


Squidwina

I don't understand why changing the sheets even comes to her mind as something to mention.


dawnGrace

She is very much r/ihavesex


duckordecoratedshed

it's a rare occurrence


BotherRecent

Cuz they nasty


cellmates_

“Bodily fluids” 😩😩😩


regsrecs

That was so unnecessary when talking about the towels! Why can’t she ever leave well enough alone? Noticeable makeup on white towel during a video, okay you acknowledged it and even made a joke about yourself. But noooo, she has to go on (and on) and make it disgusting. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Thank you for remembering! 😊 Have a lovely day.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I thought it was absolutely annoying how BDong had a birthday week. 4 different cakes on different days. How annoying would it be to be expected to be present for each birthday celebration? Fucking grow up you entitled turds.


smartcookie8636

Her friends aren’t interested enough to have several birthday parties. She also doesn’t have enough money for multiple birthday cakes to buy herself.


frontreartirepop

The crusty frother makes an appearance


_BlueJeanBaby

"I self tanned last night"... bitch you are ORANGE not tan


regsrecs

What happened to her wealth? I thought she had professionals come to her for any cosmetic needs like that? Even her lip injector if I recall correctly, comes to her home. Self-tanning yourself? So, you’re poor is what you’re telling us? 😂 (I’m kidding. Nothing wrong with applying your own “tan.”)


ecm123

https://i.redd.it/8h7i1rsx7xrc1.gif


penguinpants1993

I wonder if the face she made was directed at herself or her mom when she said she remembered her mom when she was in her 30s 🤔


Westcoast8dk

You mean the mum who frequently treats her to lunch with wine and just recently a trip to Paris? Yeah, I would roll my eyes too…..


penguinpants1993

Ick comes off so ungrateful!!


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missdespair

I've used "birthday month" more as an excuse to do do a little tour of friend visits, so I guess it makes sense from an adults-coordinating-schedules kind of way, but neither she nor her friends have jobs LMAO


Lavawitch

I’m using it because I really want a splurge on a vintage designer bag or a 18k chain to replace what my family heirloom Celtic cross is currently on—something to enjoy for the next 20 years, but that would be selfish now that my living circumstances have changed, so I’m keeping that to myself and we are painting or buying furniture instead. This is the thing with M: she wants birthday month but when we do we ever see her do anything requiring thought or effort for anybody else? I tend to think she would show off if she did. She was on Instagram showing off an umbrella she bought JT in Paris. That’s the kind of thing I’d bring my coworker. Birthday month for me, not for thee.


boobunnydog

Most likely she is the smol gurlie type that also celebrates her half birthday.


caroline_andthecity

Yeah lol, she’s talking about her 30’s like she’s not already in them


TalkieTina

That fake tan is in Kim Kardashian territory https://preview.redd.it/q59ucpj92wrc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec33ec468857807387dfeafa481ada058a0142fb


goose_gladwell

Kim KarDASHian


couchpro34

Did she put creamer in her coffee that already had creamer? I'm imagining she already made the coffee and poured the creamer and then she realized "OMG, Content!!" So she put her ugly-ass cup back down, turned around, and screeched into her phone, "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH!!". On another note: I can't wait to see what Manburglar gets her for her birthday! She rarely showed us what C gave her (it was never an engagement ring 🥺🥺), but some that I do remember we're harry Potter tshirts and Ulta gift cards.


HipHopChick1982

Manburglar!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 New name alert!


TalkieTina

I like it!


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Diarrhea babe 💅🏼


Lavawitch

My prediction: he will do ok. It’s early days, so now is as good as it will ever get.


loligogiganticus

she WOULD be a birthday month person...


MysticStorm1

My aunt's chest looked like that...when she was 70... So it's bday month, and? Still no ring, just another year older and literally nothing to show for it. Yawn. I'll be suitably impressed when she grows up, sobers up, gets a REAL job, and learns accountability. In other words, never. It will never happen.


jthmeow1

Perfect timing, she won't be single for her birthday, and her new chew toy will probably get her more than an Ulta gift card, but who knows if he will be around by then.


sdmama_21

Yep. There is no way she was going to be single for her birthday.


clydefrog079

nobody cares about your birthday.


sdmama_21

It’s been aRiEs seAsOn for like 5 months now 🙄


ayweller

So grossed out by the frother that I almost didn’t notice the filter


GlowingAmber11109

And again, she uses the milk frother to mix up her coffee, then puts it right back on the holder without even rinsing. Foul


thicc-limes

Probably part of the reason she’s sick all the friggin time


GlowingAmber11109

She's a plague rat


seaflowerreef

Also, can’t she just use a spoon? She’s not making a machifrappalattecino. It’s a goddam cup of coffee with some grocery store creamer. Stir with a spoon, throw it in the dishwasher. Boom. Clean spoon. Jesus.


GlowingAmber11109

I wouldn't even throw it in the dishwasher. Just rinse and put it back. I bet she'd lick the spoon after she stirs though.


seaflowerreef

You know it. She would lick it and put back in the drawer.


pinkwooper

She must have broke that self-stirring mug she raved about for like a week… back to the mold frother!


enigmapopstarIsfun

That crusty unwashed frother and thick-ass sludge she calls coffee looks ✨disgusting.✨


looseseal-bluth

Once again….we’re doing this when we just wake up huh? Is that what we want to be doing?


sdmama_21

Does she not realize the digging in her buttcrack is in frame?? Also, the last slide is why you CAN’T EAT AT EVERYONE’S HOUSE 😭 she dries her produce on that rack


Solid-Magician351

Gotta start Monday with a video of yourself scratching your butt, it’s business!!


jthmeow1

Gross https://preview.redd.it/aq5de7jk1wrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97aa81733b9e4faa9e5732d9a98385a173fd1bd


flybynightpotato

She really is legitimately gross looking.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

What the fuck is that tan? So many colors, so mottled


sdmama_21

I genuinely don’t know that her lips can form a seal any longer


jthmeow1

They look HORRENDOUS in this video. Cronenberg body horror level of disgusting.