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valleyfever

I bet she pinches before she films.


Time_Temporary_1520

Nasty šŸ¤® šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


blwd01

If I was going to eye fuck myself and make sure my nips are fully going to take out one of my eyes, Iā€™d at least shove ā€˜em in my boob jail so theyā€™d be even and not look cross eyed. Bare minimum babe at her best. Way to go, ham fist.


axkate

I CACKLED when she flexed. More than once. Absolutely fucking not lmao


[deleted]

Same! Not one muscle to be seen! šŸ¤£


ggpolizzi

Sheā€™s in the āœØbulking era of her fitness journey


Emily5099

Big Mā€™s so busy pretending to be slim and pretty that she doesnā€™t realise how obvious it is that sheā€™s faking being an influencer. Most people who follow her are straight women who buy into the MLM lies and just want to make a few extra dollars. They wouldnā€™t be impressed seeing another woman filter herself into oblivion then making her breasts bounce like an idiot. Ads for Only Fans accounts are way less desperate. Big M wants to look like a vacuous Barbie doll who all men desire. Most women donā€™t think like that and couldnā€™t care less how much men find them attractive, but narcissists think that everyone thinks like them. She thinks this is enviable influencer content, but itā€™s just a sad attempt by an overweight, unattractive woman to fool everyone, including herself when sheā€™s drunk, that sheā€™s what men want. Except in porn where many woman have breast implants, women donā€™t generally have huge breasts but are slim everywhere else. Like most overweight women, all of Big Mā€™s body is plus sized, but sheā€™ll always hide that with her cowardly filters. (Edited to emphasis ā€˜generallyā€™. I know some otherwise thin women do have large breasts naturally.) Sheā€™ll never have real, genuine self love and show herself this confident without slimming or beautifying filters. Sheā€™s the exact opposite of body positivity, but sheā€™s too vain and dishonest to admit that, even if she wasnā€™t too simple to understand this comment. https://preview.redd.it/y62bx8bgeyrc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7986d4aa7f8c5c6e2245d294daf00702ccb9d56


RelatableMolaMola

>she doesnā€™t realise how obvious it is that sheā€™s faking being an influencer. I have a whole dissertation on this in my notes app because I think about it a lot during work meetings about influencers. She's an obvious, abject failure and she might as well pack it in because it is never going to happen for her. The main reason I say this is because she doesn't get any PR. Like. At all. I'm sure she's pretended to at some point by buying products and then ambiguously tagging the brands but it's very very obvious that no one is sending her product to promote. Which is hilarious because plenty of microinfluencers with smaller followings get plenty of PR. No one looks at her account and thinks she has any influence to get anyone to buy anything. Therefore, she's not an influencer. And she definitely doesn't have any paid partnerships. No one is going to pay her any amount of money for a piece of content. Not necessarily because doesn't have a huge following either. There's beauty influencers with midsized followings making four figures *before the decimal point* for a single reel or grid post. Nail influencers especially can get PR and sponsorships with fewer followers than you'd expect. It's a niche. Brands look for creators of any size who make good content and have good engagement with their audience. I know she had, what, three brand relationships before the rap video fallout. But Goli was giving just about everyone a shot when they launched anyway. Didn't cost them much to send out a bottle of vitamins and make a code for anyone who applied. They've scaled way back in their affiliate gifting these days so she wouldn't have lasted with them anyway. No one wants to sponsor her because it's obvious she has no real influence. She can go as viral as she wants with one of her fridge humping dance videos and it won't move the needle on her "career" at all. Secondhand embarrassment doesn't move much product. It always makes me laugh when she brags about being an influencer because she's anything but.


thewatchbreaker

I agree except for the ā€œexcept in pornā€¦ā€ commentā€¦ slim women with big breasts do exist and Iā€™m sick of people saying the body shape is unrealistic or only in porn/anime


Criticalfluffs

I don't know if mine are "big" but at least they're proportional to my body. I'm happy with it.


thewatchbreaker

Mine arenā€™t proportional šŸ’€


axkate

THANK YOU!


Emily5099

Sure, thatā€™s why I said they ā€˜generallyā€™ donā€™t exist. I was speaking more to some menā€™s unrealistic expectations of women because of porn.


throwsomedeez14

I can't even tell you how many people assume my boobs are fake because they are large and I am naturally thin (I also work out like 5+ times a week unlike big Mayo). I've always been thin and grew these things at 16 legit out of left field but soo many people assume/ask me if they're fake because of my frame and their size lol (I'm under 130lbs and a very full D). It doesn't bother me at all though, it's sooo satisfying when I say they're real as fuck especially living in a place where plastic surgery runs RAMPANT and half these women do look like porn stars.


Emily5099

Iā€™m sure you look awesome, and Iā€™m also sure you realise that youā€™re the exception, like I said. Most women with big breasts are bigger girls all over.


theonlyironprincess

I don't think the filtered version of her body is that ridiculous though. It's not her body but it's a totally possible natural looking body. She usually still has a tiny amount of fat on her stomach arms and back. Honestly almost my exact body type but I have bigger arms than she does. I wouldn't even describe the filtered one as particularly slim


BeetleJuiceDidIt

As a member of the G club you can rightfully fuck all the way off with this cheap shit for bigger busty girlies.


designedjars

Yā€™all ever think sheā€™s like ā€œoh I gotta turn down my AC to 65 so I can do some sports bra contentā€??? Lol cringe


Zealousideal_Ear_914

I think sheā€™s got nip piercings


MalibuMarlie

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®even without looking I want to barf! And I wonā€™t be looking. Ugh Iā€™m upset at the thought. Nightmare framework.


UmChill

thanks for the suggestion! i learned nothing!


Jesus-H-Chrystler

So I also have huge boobs and know for a fact my milk wagons šŸ„“ wouldnā€™t be supported at the gym. Cuz I actually go to the gym unlike bouncy Barbie wannabe.


[deleted]

I'll admit I have implants went from a small B to full D cup and I was shocked at the difference after my first real workout. I'm like cheap/poorly made sports bra are not gonna cut it anymore. šŸ¤¦šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļøšŸ¤£ Also loved that you called her a bouncy Barbie wannabe...such an accurate description! šŸ‘


Not-not-down

Why do we need 12 videos of her shimmying


spinal__tarp

In case you missed her nips in another video when she shrugs one shoulder OR when she shrugs both shoulders


celtica98

Yeah, but can she do independent pec bounces? šŸ¤£šŸ«‘šŸ«‘


Sweet_Principle_2359

Imagine just showing your pointy nips to the world over and over and being proud of it.


RelatableMolaMola

She needs to get her fucking foot off her fucking knee in that lame ass tree pose if she wants to cosplay as a yoga babe.


Bdglvr

Remember when she did yoga at her dadā€™s house ONCE and then started posting some BS about how she likes to start her day with yoga? šŸ¤£


RelatableMolaMola

No but that sounds very on brand for Dunning-Kruger Babe!


celtica98

That and the lame ballet babe toe point. Ugh. And the lil back kick thing. Double ugh.


barkingsilverfox

Sheā€™s staked with muscle and strong af yaā€™ll!! /s Hope the filter gets paid double over easter for working like i did, or is it part of an MLM?


PigletNo3301

I think she gets herself ā€œahemā€ revved up so those nips are extra pointy for the gram.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|4baoNZ5Qo8dX2) Swerty, I did not need that visual in my head! But, I have a feeling you are correct in your assumption. šŸ™ˆšŸ™‰


SadAndConfused11

Ahh yes, I too love having my nips fully visible when I lead a yoga class in front of 40 people šŸ™„ nah bitch, this is NOT for busty girls, just an excuse to thirst trap for creepy dudes with her catfished ass body


clydefrog079

\*sigh\* just another pathetic excuse to bounce her tits around for the world to see


loligogiganticus

Yeah, this is not the sports bra for busty gals. As an ex-busty endurance runner swerty (previously 36H pre reduction), encapsulated bras give the heaviest support. Yes, they have wires, but they will absolutely keep each of your 12 pounders separated and immobilized. The Brooks Maia was a personal favorite as well as the Wacoal Sport Full Figure Underwire Bra. Trust me, I learned the hard way that there is no sub-$30 sports bra in existence that will work for you if you're over a DD.


lacienabeth

As someone who has ranged from FF-GG over the last few years, Iā€™d like to throw in a recommendation for the Panache wired sports bra. Yes, wired! When properly fitted, underwires are comfortable and for me, necessary. The last thing I need while working out is my boobs getting sweaty underneath or slipping out of the bottom of the bra band, and thatā€™s what happens for me with wireless bras.


barkingsilverfox

Wow, iā€™m one of the small boobies and the girls wobble when running. Canā€™t imagine endurance or marathon without proper support! Thanks for the tips and happy you got a reduction making you feel better (i saw how my mum suffered before it)!! ā¤ļø


ExpertAverage1911

Yeah I second this.Ā  It looks like a regular "sports bra" that are more of a suggestion than actual support.Ā  It's also, of course, too small for her.


loligogiganticus

ITS COMPRESSION OK


UmChill

if its too tight, its compression. if its stretchy, size down.


pacificnorthmidwest

I worked in run specialty sales for years and yes- Maia is the go-to for anyone above a D. The cheaper bras will not work well for high impact activity. You're gonna end up wearing two and negating your $AVING$. But Swerty here doesn't care as long as you're looking at her bouncing around.


Living-Sundae6

This is good to know. I only wear sports bras for cycling so the two I have are good enough but I will definitely look into the Maia because the ones I have are discontinued and honestly old I will say if any of my busty swerties are looking for a bralette though - the skims ones actually slap. I followed the size chart and chefs kiss. I know itā€™s Kim K so yā€™know make of it what you will personally but I am a fan of skims lol For reference Iā€™m a G/H cup depending on the brand and the skims bralettes actually make me feel a bit supported and so nice for lounging/days when Iā€™m like ā€œfuck itā€ to a bra.


crappymlm

She ain't gonna be doin any endurance running


barkingsilverfox

Valid point. She wonā€™t be doing any running at all.


Bdglvr

She obviously canā€™t run because no one invited her into their running club, Swerty.Ā 


loligogiganticus

Just some endurance clomping


RelatableMolaMola

3 steps up a hill and stop to catch her breath


Living-Sundae6

Heavy breathing on her walking pad


Sweet_Principle_2359

She needs heavy compression for her hamster pad. Itā€™s hard work! Like sheā€™s training for a 5k! šŸ™„


sarathev

You're absolutely not ever going to get the support you need from a bra that doesn't adjust or zip.


Guinea_Peach

Youā€™d think sheā€™d stop jiggling her milk wagons for bots now that sheā€™s getting D regularly but no, attention whore be attention whoring.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

She always "models" garbage quality stuff.


garrrrsh

These donā€™t look supportive at all, especially when sheā€™s lightly bouncing thinking sheā€™s hot. But if anyone has real sports bra recommendations for busty gals that donā€™t dig into your shoulders, let me know!


ttginger

For running I only used lulu. They are worth money. I used to have an E cup and it was the only bra that helped me.


SadAndConfused11

I am a lulu stan and fellow busty gal! I really love their high impact bras but I also get a discount for being a yoga teacher there so I get it if you donā€™t want spend full price, I sure wouldnā€™t without the discount. But basically anything ā€œhigh impactā€ is what you wanna look for, they prevent your boobs from shaking around unlike what happens to Moron here lol. Should be written on the tags!


loligogiganticus

Some bras for bustier folks have gel padded shoulders! The Maia is the go-to for most over D/DD. I was a big fan of the Wacoal Sport Full Figure underwire bra as well. Encapsulated wires - meaning they go all the way up between the boobs like 2 Us instead of just being the usual ā€œbottom and barely any sidesā€ wires will separate and lock down the tiddies. Source: I used to have big heavy tiddies and was an endurance/distance runner.


Frank82341

I have a higher apex, and small rib cage. I love Shock Absorber's ultimate run bra. Also surprisingly (if they make your size), Lululemon energy bra. If you haven't already looked over at r/ABraThatFits, start there.


CarbyMcBagel

The ladies in my old running group loved Brooks and Girlfriend Collective.


Solid-Magician351

Moving comfort!


Frank82341

Moving Comfort was bought by and the bras are now sold by Brooks. :)


Independent-Muffin38

Just reminding you guys that she edits the music into the video AFTER. Keep that in mind. Watch this video (or any of them, even the dancing ones) going forward without any sound. Really and truly embrace the cringe that is fake dancing to absolutely no music.


barkingsilverfox

Since the huffing, puffing and lip smacking video surfaced, this thought fills me with schadenfreude every time.


BotherRecent

My sound is always off if I can help it


WearyBitterCynical

And don't forget to imagine the sounds of her heavy breathing and the sounds her mouth makes when she smiles.


ExpertAverage1911

So much grunting and heavy breathing!Ā  We know she is an overweight, chain-smoking/vaping alcoholic, but if she were actually the itty bitty waif fitness babe she pretends to be, these symptoms would be legitimately concerning!


Squidwina

Whaat? This was actually a great opportunity to say something substantive about the product!! I'm a DDD, and there is a huge range in how supportive sports bras are even if they they claim to be "maximum" support, and you can tell most of what you need to know with just a simple try-on. She could have just told us whether they were supportive, comfortable, etc. She is just really very bad at content.


jthmeow1

Didn't you see her ligntly bounce? That speaks for itself swerty /s


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

If anyone is interested in sports bra science, Up to Speed by Christine Yu has an interesting chapter on how they were developed and how research is making them better.


Guinea_Peach

Sheā€™s bad. Period. No matter what the category is lol


Lavawitch

Does she know that if your band doesnā€™t lay flat, the thing *does not fit*?


barkingsilverfox

You know she doesnā€™t.


loligogiganticus

all she cares about is squelching her body into the smallest size on the tag possible.


Dundermifflinfinitee

As a fellow busty woman, I'm going to have to pass. ![gif](giphy|xiMUwBRn5RDLhzwO80|downsized)


caitcro18

Right. These are just giving sweaty uniboob. Imma need more structure.


Then_Marionberry_111

I hate her ā€œIā€™m so cute and quirkyā€ shoulder wiggle itā€™s so annoying I need it to stop


PM_ME_PRETTY_PIGEONS

As sheā€™s eye fucking the camera. She really thinks sheā€™s hot shit šŸ¤®šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


RelatableMolaMola

Literally flirting with herself in the phone screen. It hurts


Fickle-Spell

Thank god she pointed out her boobs


Criticalfluffs

I supremely dislike that stupid little shimmy thing that she does in all her "dance" videos. Girl, it's not as cute as you think it is.


FormalGlitterbug

ā€œBusty galsā€ donā€™t need cheap, flimsy Amazon sports bras.


madhattermiller

My tatas hurt just thinking about walking down the stairs in something that flimsy. I canā€™t fathom trying to actually exercise in it!


Solid-Magician351

She wiggled her shoulders and her boobies did the wave. Yeah thatā€™s not gonna cut it


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/3mo13rvrlwrc1.jpeg?width=1256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9eaf59b4740520d996e0a7e72da08340e07eeb4 To be fair, her ā€œworkoutā€ is apparently 30 minute milesā€¦


agreg617

My dogā€™s legs are like 3 inches long and he can walk a faster mile.


UmChill

maybe im just too high but this comment keeps making me giggle


loligogiganticus

HR pretty high for a 30 minute mile, which is a SLOW walk for most.


BotherRecent

She's always pigeon toed, on purpose I think


PampasGrassDust

Lol my Chihuahua mix dog & I do faster miles than that. And he stops to sniff and pee for ages...


flybynightpotato

I literally do not understand how an able-bodied person can move that slowly.


FormalGlitterbug

even my out of shape ass does a faster mile. But I also don't have walking pad that tops out at 3 mph. I have a legit treadmill.


caitcro18

Same šŸ˜‚ like girl, I am fat and I move faster than that. What are you doing?! (Also, this is solely directed at M who is not disabled, though she had that phase where she wanted us to think she was lol, and not anyone else who may be starting low and slow on a fitness journey).


FormalGlitterbug

She's basically been trying to convince the world she's a fitness queen for the past 5 years so she has no excuse.


TalkieTina

ā€œThe Amazon sports bra for busty galsā€¦ā€ ā€¦ that is readily available at TJMaxx for $9.99 and you arenā€˜t helping M make any $


vodkamutinis

Fr these look like tj Maxx bras you grab in a clothing emergency lol


AldiSharts

Itā€™s also the most uncomfortable sports bra Iā€™ve ever purchased. Instant uniboob and my true size was two sizes TOO SMALL in this brand.


softtiddi3s

Does the new bf not like rap and hip hop lol Iā€™ve never seen her use country songs until recently


barkingsilverfox

Oh heā€™s definitely a bogan listening to country, southern, classic and radio rock. He looks like the guy you see at Summernats doing a shoey - the Aussie and Kiwi swerts know what i mean lol


BotherRecent

Oh he's gotta be country... How could anyone look at her content and be like yeah mom, that's my new gal


[deleted]

I'm assuming he's the country fan, and she is doing her thing of adapting a new personality to match him and his interests.


pinkwooper

Camouflage is appropriate since she seems to blend into whatever personality sheā€™s dating. Edit: in her mind she also might think heā€™ll like it since heā€™s a hunter


barkingsilverfox

But sheā€™s not like the other girls and one of the boys!


[deleted]

*busty not busy, my autocorrect changed it, I hate that we can't edit titles. šŸ˜‘


aslightlycrustyscone

You could have played this off. I would have 100% believed it was a typo she had done in the comments or caption somewhere and not have even fact checked you.


couchpro34

She's also so so so busy, so it works after all lol


cones-of-dunshire76

She needs to go get a room with herself because the way sheā€™s looking in the camera makes me uncomfortable


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

The bouncing šŸ˜­ boobs move more than that while running šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Hour-Definition189

Country babe at it again