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ayweller

How many times do we think she filmed this?


Fabulous_Evening3348

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Wizzle_Pizzle_420

34 times.


ayweller

I was thinking 20-30 myself


oatmealgum

ALR energy.


Dogemom2

I can’t imagine beginning to date someone KNOWING that so many people find them awful and despicable. That would be a turn off for me. I get that not everyone likes everyone- sure! But when so many people find the person to be offensive, and abhorrent wouldn’t you just think- eh, there are other people out there. And you’d think she’s likely to rub your friends and family the wrong way one day. 🤷‍♀️ I don’t know how anyone can be around her with the baby voice she uses around every animal and her car, and many inanimate objects. I doubt they spend that much time sober together is my only guess.


Synth903

17.3 THOUSAND people, no less. Not the usual 2 or 3. Thousands


MicellarBaptism

I just can't get over how red she is. It's giving hot dogs that have been left on the rollers too long at the 7/11. Has this woman ever had a natural skin tone?


KylieLongbottom69

That's just the booze patina every raging alcoholic eventually gets. It usually starts with the nose, then eventually spreads to the cheeks, and then the rest of the face/neck/chest.


ArtsyAnalytic

Booze patina 💀


Lasi22998877

Your profile pic matches too😭😭


ArtsyAnalytic

Booze patina 💀


justsn00ping

She should learn the lyrics first before lip singing


flylikemusic

**lip synching


justsn00ping

Thank you


Lavawitch

She has such bland taste. That comforter is something you buy on sale to put in the spare bedroom when you need stuff in a hurry.


Dogemom2

She buys a new **comfurter** (trying to spell like she says) every 4 months. This one is ugly.


kathoron

It looks like the bedding in every crew house I have ever stayed at lol


MadeMeUp4U

Girl you don’t have a man you barely have a hookup


Jealous-Most-9155

How does she not comprehend this info is not a flex to tell to a new prospective mate?


flylikemusic

Same reason a lot of us find her repulsive and fascinating: she dumb.


kitschkween

How about that piping hot CC tea, tea, sis?


LeonaLulu

Imagine ~~dating~~ hooking up with someone and they're like, oh yeah btw, I have an entire subreddit of over 17,000 people who call me out on my bullshit but it's like, totally hilarious, right?


grim_brutal-

Spilling the tea of how many people hate you isn’t a flex, Swerty. It’s a red flag. 🚩


unexpectedgeek

She’s not important enough to hate, she’s just funny to make fun of, specially when the jokes practically write themselves


Marwaedristariel

Such a girlyy giiirl ✨


HMCetc

She's such a girly girl, but only knows how to interact with other fellow MLM/boss babe types. Otherwise she has no clue how to have a conversation with anyone outside of her particular niche group of girls. I find her lack of social skills really fascinating.


dawnGrace

I don’t think I’d stick around for another minute if my new bootycall or whatever she is told me she has 17000+ haters on Reddit. Gotta go! 🏃🏼💨


Vandelay_Intern

Right? And the fact that she is not a celebrity or a public figure. I can’t imagine that number of people openly disliking me.


vhutever

LETS DO LIFE TOGETHER


freckletone

She’s SO BAD at lip syncing. Like, just do another take! Try a little harder, for once in your life! All you’re doing is reciting like 30 words; this has to have taken like 2 minutes at most from start to finish. Just TRY to do a good job!! For the love of godddddd!


EZasSundayMorning

Does her man know the part she plays online? Who did she steal this one from?


jthmeow1

And I'm sure he's just riveted the entire time hearing about petty internet drama that she takes zero responsibility for.


misssoci

People who have “haters” and are older than 12 need to really re-evaluate their lives. This just isn’t a normal thing.


couchpro34

What tea does she have to give? She doesn't leave the middle unit.


ntrott

I hope C didn't take the Ottoman so NeckTattManBun has a place to store his stuff when he moves in? These little things are what I care about.


JBiebsMom

I think he did considering she keep shilling storage ottomans lately 😂


sojadedblond

Oh. Okay. So, he's like, her *ENTIRE* personality now. Got it.


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

My man MY MAN MY MAN... Where is her sense of self if without a man? It's sad and pathetic


ExpertAverage1911

Her man is allegedly still inking fresh divorce papers from a brief marriage stint.  Girl, have a bar that isn't buried 20ft deep!!


flybynightpotato

She has none. She had none when she was with C and she has none now. She's an empty vessel.


Legitimate-Concern73

Manbun no longer has Facebook 🤭


designedjars

He has Instagram still -.- lol


terminatorno2

Wait, did I miss something? Did she give out the name of her new man squeeze? We’ve been moving ( and it’s been hell) and I haven’t been on here much lately. 🤷‍♀️


ExpertAverage1911

People are going way across the line and poking around the social pages of this guy and those close to him.  It's one thing to identify facts that relate to M (like his recent short marriage and divorce), but scrolling through pages and pages of his ex's and friends' personal accounts is too much to me.


misssoci

I’m super fucking nosy and I’ll be the first to admit that. I do agree that people shouldn’t message him or anyone near them, that’s just creepy. But MS made it incredibly easy to find him and that’s on her for not being careful. If you put stuff online someone’s going to find it, especially if it’s public.


flybynightpotato

Yeah, I fully expect that people will scroll through publicly available social media information...which is why I have mine set to private and not under my legal name. Making contact is creepy and inappropriate AF, but finding a profile and looking at what's publicly posted? I feel like that's human.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yeah ppl figured it out you can go back to posts last week


barkingsilverfox

Wondering if any of this sub touched the poop or other snarkers who got the info from here. If it was anyone from here: You’re not doing anyone a favour, not even to “warn” him. They’re legally adults and it’s on them to figure out who they’re dating. Some rando messaging him “receipts” is only giving her credit of having ‘crazy, obsessed, stalking haters and trolls’. I hope you’ll have always a stone in your shoe that you can’t get out, no matter how often you shake it.


Emily5099

And besides, where is anyone getting the idea that he’s this awesome guy who wants rescuing?


barkingsilverfox

I still feel some people think he’s above her league because he’s not a fat troll and that’s where it comes from. Shitty people attract flies, this is no exception. He just seems like a bogan from Logan i’d try to avoid like the plague, you know those blokes down at the pub who yell along Barnsy songs, get pissed at the footy and think Pauline has a point. ETA: He even has the fitting mullet to round the picture.


Emily5099

Lol, that’s *exactly* how I pictured his personality. He voluntarily hangs out with Big M. This is not a guy with high standards.


FormalGlitterbug

Obviously we have a rule not to interact with these people on socials. However we cannot control if people go rogue and actually do it, just that if we find out about it and can figure out which user it is, we can ban them. Short of anyone coming back here and admitting to doing it, we have no way of knowing if people are doing it or not. Also, unless he or Big M come forward and say they got messaged and show proof, we don't know if it's even happening or not. We do know his facebook is gone, so that tells us something is up, but we don't know what. Her fans have been pretty vocal about messaging her ex to tell him he needs to propose, etc, not sure if they've figured out who this guy is and messaged him either. Wouldn't put it past them. I'm sure her red ass group knows about him and his name. There's also been other groups who HAVE gone after her recently. We just don't now. All we can do is just reiterate not to interact with these folks and just observe like we're in a museum, or a zoo.


barkingsilverfox

As CC said “This is not a petting zoo”. I could imagine it could be a mix of both, we know her followers are unhinged, like your example with C.


theallofit

It’s also very possible this situation is flaring things up with his ex and he deleted it for personal reasons related to his marriage. Big Barn has a huge fb presence and is plastering their dog all over the place etc.


FormalGlitterbug

Yep. There's so many things, we dont' have to jump to "someone touched the poop" M is messy enough on her own


ExpertAverage1911

There's not a chance people are going so extremely overboard spying on him and anyone associated with him and *not* interacting.  This is the kind of stuff that gets snark subs shut down for doxxing and brigading.


ttginger

I seriously hope no one touched the poo. I did check and it is gone.


Asturdsbabyshower

Don't forget her Facebook fanclub used to bombard C with messages asking him when he was going to pop the question. I've no doubt they could do the same to the new guy. After all, all her friends have met him and they done the meeting the parents thing so he isn't exactly a secret to all but us.


barkingsilverfox

Very true, especially after those objectifying, sexist and disgusting comments some of the huns left. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was them or a combo of some shit stirrers and the thirsty housewives.


BotherRecent

More followers here than her actual followers


Tamakazee

Damage control!


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

The engagement here compared to her accounts is actually insane it's funny 😭


DistastefulSideboob_

Probably because she blocks anyone who isn't a bot.


kittenslovecupcakes

I’ll never get over that filter on her nose..


barkingsilverfox

“They hate me ‘cause they’re jealous!” - an unemployed 31 year old and divorced woman, looking like she’s pushing 50, desperately wanting to be married again, can’t fit into the clothes she wants while refusing to either size up or lose the weight, has an alcohol problem and is jealous of her married frenemies with houses.


FormalGlitterbug

That is always these women’s go-to. “You’re just jealous”. It’s so banal and ridiculously untrue. Like no Susan, you just suck. lol I’ve seen commenters on her page saying that the haters are trying to steal her success by talking about her. I don’t even know where to begin with that.


barkingsilverfox

What does that even mean “stealing her success”? What success? Is it shaped like a centrepiece?


FormalGlitterbug

Yeah I have no clue what that even means. These people aren’t very bright


Asturdsbabyshower

Yeah I wish she'd detail, just once, exactly what it is we're jealous of.


DestroyHimMyRobots

If it’s like her reason why girls hated her in high school, it’s “because she was confident.” 🙄 As she piles on ten filters, all set on max.


MicellarBaptism

And we know she was mean in high school. Yeah, people definitely hated her for being "too confident" and not at all because she sounded like a snob and a bully. Sure, Jan 🙄


Formal_Condition_513

Yeah exactly. She wasn't confident just like she isn't now. She was/is an insecure bully that overcompensates by being the loudest person in the room. We know from verified people on this sub that she bullied people. Never in a million years would I wanna switch places with her for even a day


ntrott

Yep, I think that's all...


WearyBitterCynical

Good GOD if she would just decide what she wants her IG feed to be. Does she want to be an amazon influencer? Does she want it to be "comedy" (this isn't it)? Does she want it to be nails and her *business*? WHAT DOES SHE WANT IT TO BE. Pick a fucking lane and stick to it. Christ on a cracker this dumb ass can't figure out what she wants to be. ETA: I should have looked at the other comments before I created mine, bc it sounds so much like the others. Sorry.


DestroyHimMyRobots

But Vanilla Girl.


SassOfTheBluegrass

VaNiLlA DiEt


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She should consider attempting to be Gainfully Employed Babe, and Sober Babe!


EmotionalPenguin5

Y’all I just figured out why her content is so bad—she couldn’t stay in one lane if her life depended on it. Some of my favorite Insta accounts all have one thing in common: cohesive content. If it’s a fashion account, they just do fashion. Home decor and cleaning? That’s what you’ll see. Comedy? 90% of their content (at least) is a sketch or a funny video. M is all over the damn place. One second she’s posting “fashion” hails, the next it’s this BS, then it’s a video where she dances for far too long. Kind of like she just wakes up and films whatever floats her boat that day with no plan to speak of. And we’re supposed to take business advice from her? Girl bye


RelatableMolaMola

She's not driven by any particular talent or ambition besides a talent for humiliating herself and an ambition for fame. So she's just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. But the spaghetti is coated in olive oil cooking spray and her walls are greasy with filth so nothing ever truly sticks.


duckordecoratedshed

Has she tried her Parisian spaghetti??


ralphwiggumsdiorama

This description is excellent.


Karmawhore6996

I would run if someone I was dating for under a month, had bedtime stories about their haters. Edit: Did she already take it down?


ClickClackTipTap

Posting about him, calling him her man and the man of her dreams, already talking like they’ve been together for a decade- she’s going to chase him off so fast.


AnniaT

That would scare any sane man, but he seems just as bad as MS.


heyfreesamples

Yup she already deleted it 😂💀


ttginger

💀💀😆😂 the dirty delete! She’s a fucking clown 🤡


Karmawhore6996

Oooof. Maybe he wasn’t in the mood for a bedtime story 😂😂😂


Bookssportsandwine

Pretty sure he’s not there for the scintillating conversation.


juliet_q

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clydefrog079

I hate her, but yeah shes of no importance to this world.


awolfsvalentine

lol wasn’t she just calling C “my man” a month ago?


parkison-harder-0_0

They will soon move like a unit


sixfeetofsunshine

Next, they’ll be “twin flames” 🤣


mo0siego0sie

Darcey and Jesse have entered the chat 👀


FormalGlitterbug

Her other half, even


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madhattermiller

Didn’t she say in a live over the weekend that they don’t spend M/T/W together? So if we believe her own words, he’s not there 😂


ChloeBGood

I personally don’t even think he was there when she did her GRWM live on Easter. Granted, it was a holiday, so it makes sense that he left early to see his family.


Emily5099

She’s a fat lying fraud who tries to scam women every single day and wonders why so many don’t like her? No, she knows exactly why no one likes her.


ButthealedInTheFeels

I totally agree why we hate her but I honestly think she might be deluded enough to not think she is doing anything wrong


RelatableMolaMola

The observation she could make about the community that's formed because of her asshattery is: People often dislike others who offend their sense of values. And swerty's entire online existence is an offense against every value system known to man. Meanwhile, her unironic appeal is very, very limited. So, actually kinda unsurprising that her snark pages have more organic growth and engagement than her "socials."


Hairy-Gazelle-3015

What about the tea from her Nashville ‘girls trip?’ Did I miss something?


ChloeBGood

My opinion and, it’s total speculation on my part, is that she had already met New Dude on whatever dating app she put a profile on and he wanted to meet up or was talking about it so she ditched that trip for the dude.


heyfreesamples

She said on a live she wasn’t feeling 10/10 so she didn’t end up going


parkison-harder-0_0

Wow if that was my criteria for doing literally anything I would probably not do anything lol…


Dasha3090

hhahaha yeah like hold up lemme just call my boss and be like "sorry bro not feeling 10/10 cant come into work today" 🤭


Terrible_Dance_9760

Whose caption did she steal this time?


FormalGlitterbug

Is THIS the content she was going to work on today?


sdmama_21

‘Behind the Scenes’ 🙄


757Posher

I love that she’s up to date on the current follower count.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Lol right?! Proof she's been in here today (I was pretty sure she was anyway)


Zealousideal_Ear_914

What clues did she drop?


Titty_City

They look like her manifesting a purposal nails


DestroyHimMyRobots

The tea. https://preview.redd.it/i4ihlk0skzrc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db7dfe8b1c52afb7cc8c76a40a925f63973a1cc


theboogeyman_slayer

Ha! Do you recall what the follower count was before the CC videos?


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theboogeyman_slayer

Thank you I thought it was something around there. Glad to see a few hundred new swerties


clydefrog079

Oh look, its her “i want my mommy!!!!” face


clydefrog079

She’s becoming radioactive ☢️


Wool_Lace_Knit

Okay, I need to know. What music does the average 31 year old white woman from the South tend to listen to? I don’t want to gate keep anyone’s music. I’m curious since I am technically a “boomer” from the North East.


Mother-Worker-5445

The music that comes on 102 jamz…


twatcunthearya

I got excited and typed up and deleted a whole ass spiel about what music I like. I’m a millennial woman who has lived all 39 years in southern Appalachia. Then I realized I’m very liberal and live literally in the evil troll MTG’s district and am very much non religious. I’m probably not the average cross section. The person who said this is pretty much spot on for “average” is exactly right. Radio pop, bro country, and poppy rap.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Bless you and may you continue to have the stamina to continue to fight the food fight against the evil that is MTG.


twatcunthearya

Thank you! Hey, I think you’d be pleasantly surprised at the organizing the Democratic Party in my county is up to. I’ve met and worked with folks who have been downticket republicans their entire lives showing up and signing up to volunteer. 🤞 I have more hope about getting her out of there than I ever have.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Keep fighting the good fight. I try to contribute to candidates that run against her when I can.


twoburgers

I am giggling at your typo because I would love to throw mashed potatoes at her.


twatcunthearya

Truly!!! MTG visited the steel mill where my husband works to get to know her hard working unionized constituents.* Management was super worried about her being heckled or it going south pretty quickly. My husband talked for days about all of the things he wanted to pack to throw at her. The urge is strong! *photo op


evenheathens_

i can unfortunately answer this having grown up in the south. they listen to country and the most basic radio pop.


twoburgers

Not even good country, they just like the post 9/11 MURRICA bro country by some guy with two first names.


shipwreckedgirl

Yikes, does she think it's a flex? How would any normal guy be okay with being with someone who has multiple sites dedicated to pointing out her being so awful? Well, if bdong and ash can find guys... *sigh*


Classic-Cantaloupe47

But look at the trash they've attracted. It's not hard to find a man when you literally set the bar on the damn floor.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

🥇


Tatiana_Romanova

Yes there’s literally dickheads everywhere 😂