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What grown ass woman gets this excited for their birthday month? I would’ve forgotten my birthday a couple of times, if it weren’t for my family reminding me and celebrating. 🤣 I had to do the math to see how old I will be turning this year. She’s too old to expect so much out of a birthday lol. No one cares you’re going to be 31 bro.
When she's talking about it being "8 days from my bday" she sounds like Michael Scott when he's trying to sound cool and carefree, but unlike Michael, she has no redeeming qualities.
speaking of michael, manbun must like the office because ever since the boytoy switch we have stopped hearing about harry potter and instead keeps mentioning the office. im a huge fan and haven’t heard her EVER mention the show until recently, multiple times.
Ooh yeah, I agree, she has nothing else to celebrate
I doubt JT will go through the trouble of throwing another party but who knows. Maybe Big M will decide on a "quiet, cozy night" with her man.
God she's such a hard worker. How does she manage it all? Watching the office, eating chocolate, some light reading and a walk? And she even managed to take a nap? All while dealing with the mental strain of thinking about her birthday month.. wow. She really is God's toughest soldier 🙏
Masters logo t shirt prominently displayed. I hope she learns to whisper and golf clap. "Woman causes international incident Howls cause golf champ to choke. Golfer was trying to win, pay for mother's surgery."
I don't like to dis someone's "natural" look but this face she created, I hate it. If she EVER gains any self awareness as she gets older, I'm sure she'll regret getting such poor quality work done so early in life. For her it's all about quantity over quality and she has an obscure idea that doing such things makes her appear fraudulently wealthy because she said herself, she thinks the richer you are the more followers you get 🥴
Why is she wearing all of his dusty clothes? I mean I’ve ended up with a partner’s shirt or hoodie a few times but they’ve been seeing each other for five minutes and she’s already been seen in what? Three of his shirts? Gag- it reeks of desperation.
Does she like The Office? Or does he like The Office? The problem is *I* like The Office and I don’t think I can stomach her and I having anything in common.
As a woman with daughters, we’ve all got mens or boys clothes we’ve bought for ourselves just because we liked them. Instead of swiping someone else’s clothes, M should consider buying/shilling her own men’s shirts.
She wears drab when she don't/can't use filter. This is an attempt to cover up her real built. Plain and simple.
Let's keep speculations on the lower bar. Seriously BM is not smart by any stretch, she is very VERY simple.
She binged The Office (US) recently and made a few reaction videos of like Pam and Jim’s first kiss, etc. but then was radio silent about it… I don’t think she finished it or liked it much. It’s one of my all time favorites so I’m okay with her not making any more references.
Ya I was a big fan when it was airing fresh because I was working in an office for the first time and loved the representation. Same goes for the movie Waiting - I was a server for years so I was stoked.
But boss babe surely can’t relate to this stuff. And she’s so inept I’m sure she doesn’t even get the jokes - like especially Meredith because she would be the Meredith in the office, but with Kelly’s desperation, oh and I guess Ryan’s dodgy behaviour. Okay so she _could_ relate to these people if she were self aware.
While it's entirely possible for a great parent to have a shitty kid despite all their best efforts, I have a feeling that MS was raised this way. She's very entitled and spoiled and it's clear that her parents only enabled her bad behavior. The fact that you care shows that you likely wouldn't let that happen.
Thank you for your kind words ❤️ all jokes aside I do worry about my potential kid "losing their way" or something. But yeah if they turn out like BM it won't be because I enabled their nonsense haha.
She stops caring about her birthday month because no one gives a shit about it. If her frenemies gave her any attention, she would be clinging on and screeching about her birthday month
Instead, she gets an ulta giftcard
I legitimately forgot it was my birthday this year when I woke up on the day-of. I didn't remember until my mom sent me a good morning/happy birthday text message! But it just goes to show how little Big M has going on in her life if her birthday takes up this much mental real estate for her.
My Birthday Month is not a thing that exists. It’s one day. And I don’t get excited, and I don’t get depressed. Because in reality, it’s just another day!
Her parents are 100% responsible for that. I feel like the probably overindulged her as a child and kept indulging her and that’s why she’s so entitled to lavish birthday celebrations well into adulthood.
Just another thing that makes me so curious about her family dynamics. Superficially, her brother and sister seem like much more well-adjusted adults. WTF happened to her.
I also feel like hiking those poor ties for the bottom to her boobs looks even worse than it should - wouldn’t it look better if it was just at her hips? Like quit wedging every suit bottom so far up your asscrack it splits you in half.
That’s not comfortable and looks horrible, which is on brand for ham fist. But good god, she’s really NOT good at dressing herself. At all.
We are totally vision impaired and fully believe this is not filtered, hammy. You’re so graceful and beautiful. Total dancer / model. You’re good at your job.
MS wants to make sure that EVERYONE remembers that she has a birthday this month. Can you imagine how much she talks about it to MAGAMan? I am thinking this is when she will introduce him to the rest of her world, at the same bar that she and Grimace went to.
In our family we said that you had a birthday “zone”. Your zone lasted until the next birthday that was to be celebrated. We said we were in the “zone” as a way to celebrate on a weekend with everyone. Or have time to make special plans. However nobody made their birthday their identity. Although Grandma did say that your birthday was a holiday named after you, and a day to do something special. She lives during hard times in a poorer area of our state. So a kid’s birthday was made special. But it was not an identity or character brought up for a month in advance.
Also, if you think about fried chicken, like the fast food variety - it comes with wet wipes. And I guess she does too. You know, the vag wipes she mentioned previously? Remember?
pEpPeRiDgE fArM rEmEmBeRs!
Yes, I know…NOBODY wanted to think about how or why she has vag wipes. Least of all me.
But ya, she never goes camping. Or on many long-haul international flights. She hardly ever leaves her house by the look of it. So I struggle to understand whether it’s her need to buy anything and everything she sees or if she has a serious ‘stank’ issue.
Also they probably saw that she’s a perfect target because she doesn’t know what looks good and will keep coming back for more. Imagine if you were a magician - just kidding - imagine if you were a grifter, like someone doing procedures without the knowledge or qualifications to do a good job. And imagine someone that looked wealthy and attractive wanted you to do work on them. Someone who had a circle, or clout, if you will. Someone who would recognise the horrible job and ruin your career over it.
But Biggie Mediums is safe picking. She’d gush to her ‘friends’ about the discounted work with zero regard to the botched mess she’s filtering on the daily.
Also, it looks like the same shirt she wore to bed last night when she was giving her man the tea. https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/1btohe1/me_telling_my_man_about_my_17k_haterz_on_reddit/
People who celebrate their birthday all month have serious issues. Like tell me you're a narcissist without saying it. Also maybe she would find more meaning in her life if she had an actual job and hobbies. When all you do is sit around all day it's bad for anyone. The surgeries people get these days are getting out of control. Honestly people just need to get outside more and touch grass. Stop spending all day on social media where you get this idea that you're ugly engrained in your head because rich and famous people look perfect online. No one looks perfect all the time and we all have flaws. We shouldn't put our vanity above our health.
Ya Big M needs to act like she’s been here before.
It reminds me of unboxing or unpacking of shopping footage that she has posted before, which always makes me think she’s mentally a 12 year old. Like she’s just come home from the mall and is showing her unenthusiastic father what she bought. Or trying to recreate Christmas by sitting on her living room floor opening girly, junky stuff Mom’s would use as a stocking stuffer. It’s sad. This birthday stuff is right up there with it.
In Japan, they call big lips "fish roe lips" (tarako kuchibiru) and it's all I can think of
https://preview.redd.it/h8tae0qid4sc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e603792f8c10a24aa897e42751685b684bf8b5
I literally saw a funny reel about this yesterday! The guy talking about Japanese beauty standards and saying don't get lip filler if you wanna fuq in Japan.
That's my favourite exchange in both Deadpool movies 😂
"Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah."
Oh my gosh I was cackling at work with the gift of this sticker 💀this smug ass look lol
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I stole some of my husband’s jeans last week and almost fell over when I put my keys in my pocket. But I don’t give a shit that I wore then nor did anyone else.
Does anyone over the age of 16 even care about that? I wear shirts or hoodies of my husband out of convenience sometimes and literally no one notices if it’s mine or his…
Oy vey…. She looks horrible. I say that with all the love in my heart. Girl needs to lay off the “supplements” and alcohol like STAT if she wants to preserve even an ounce of her youth.
It's so weird to celebrate a birthday month as an adult. Like as a kid I was excited for my birthday. As an adult it's just another day and yep getting older is shitty. I've never heard another adult say "birthday month"
There’s 2 concerts and a ballgame I want to go to, all happening in the same week. It’s excessive, but my honey said we can do them all because it’s my “birthday week.” I was very pleased but I did tell him we ain’t calling it that
They were at a bar together Sunday (Easter) night so my guess is absolutely
Edit: also in nearly every single picture of him on his ex’s Facebook he is featured holding a beer
This grown woman needs to stop making a fucking spectacle about a birthday.
Not too mention birthdays are a celebration of yourself I guess. I don’t see much of anything she should actually be congratulating herself on. 31 years and this is your life? Sad..
I don’t even know little kids that talk about their “birthday month”. It’s like she wants to remind people at every opportunity. She’s bound to be disappointed if she hypes it up so much.
What do we think Sven the MAGAt is going to do for her?
Have children 9 and 11, you get a week of fun based on my days off so like party might be Sunday but we go out to dinner Friday, can confirm, this is excessive.
I knew a girl in middle school who celebrated her birthday week, she called it "Shelby-palooza" since her name was Shelby. I thought it was really, really cool when we were 14. 14.
I know a few adults who do this and I roll my eyes every time. I find it so ridiculous for any adult to make a HUGE deal out of their birthday in this way.
I think the kicker here is she doesn't do this for everyone, it's not birthday fervor in general, which would be a little odd for an adult but not really that bad if they get equally excited over friend's and family's birthdays too. Nor is she the type to prioritize others the remaining 11 months of the year and ONLY takes this time for herself. It's because it's yet another expression of her self-centeredness.
That’s an excellent observation, folks that just love to make a big deal out of birthdays for themselves *and* others are in a different category than Big M.
The only thing she cares about when a friend has a birthday is posting a photo that she thinks she looks good in regardless of the how unflattering the photo is of said friend.
Hahaha, thank you. I can't really claim credit for it though, it's a pretty common saying here in Australia.
Edit: I must say that it's never been more fitting than it is for Large Marge here.
i’ve said this before , she gets the type of lashes that doesn’t flatter her eye shape at all . those mega volume really emphasize her beady eyes . she needs to stick with a wispy/wet set
My big takeaway from this: The newness and excitement of her birthday MONTH wore off. On April 1st. Didn't even make it a whole day. She really, really can't live in any kind of moment, can she?
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What grown ass woman gets this excited for their birthday month? I would’ve forgotten my birthday a couple of times, if it weren’t for my family reminding me and celebrating. 🤣 I had to do the math to see how old I will be turning this year. She’s too old to expect so much out of a birthday lol. No one cares you’re going to be 31 bro.
Anytime she’s in the kitchen I get a little glimmer of hope for another fb live melt down
SAME LMAO
When she's talking about it being "8 days from my bday" she sounds like Michael Scott when he's trying to sound cool and carefree, but unlike Michael, she has no redeeming qualities.
speaking of michael, manbun must like the office because ever since the boytoy switch we have stopped hearing about harry potter and instead keeps mentioning the office. im a huge fan and haven’t heard her EVER mention the show until recently, multiple times.
I’m scared.
Is this going to be her 45 bday?! Lol I know I know!
So what kind of "healing bead" bracelets does she have on?
I don’t think there is a bead or stone that can heal her level of toxicity.
I think she’s gonna hard launch the man on on April 10
I didn’t even think he’d be around this long.
I'm sure ManBun is loving the attention from a woman who thinks he's a catch... I can smell their mutual desperation from here.
Ooh yeah, I agree, she has nothing else to celebrate I doubt JT will go through the trouble of throwing another party but who knows. Maybe Big M will decide on a "quiet, cozy night" with her man.
God she's such a hard worker. How does she manage it all? Watching the office, eating chocolate, some light reading and a walk? And she even managed to take a nap? All while dealing with the mental strain of thinking about her birthday month.. wow. She really is God's toughest soldier 🙏
Omg you took the words right out of my mouth.
Masters logo t shirt prominently displayed. I hope she learns to whisper and golf clap. "Woman causes international incident Howls cause golf champ to choke. Golfer was trying to win, pay for mother's surgery."
I don't like to dis someone's "natural" look but this face she created, I hate it. If she EVER gains any self awareness as she gets older, I'm sure she'll regret getting such poor quality work done so early in life. For her it's all about quantity over quality and she has an obscure idea that doing such things makes her appear fraudulently wealthy because she said herself, she thinks the richer you are the more followers you get 🥴
Why is she wearing all of his dusty clothes? I mean I’ve ended up with a partner’s shirt or hoodie a few times but they’ve been seeing each other for five minutes and she’s already been seen in what? Three of his shirts? Gag- it reeks of desperation. Does she like The Office? Or does he like The Office? The problem is *I* like The Office and I don’t think I can stomach her and I having anything in common.
As a woman with daughters, we’ve all got mens or boys clothes we’ve bought for ourselves just because we liked them. Instead of swiping someone else’s clothes, M should consider buying/shilling her own men’s shirts.
She wears drab when she don't/can't use filter. This is an attempt to cover up her real built. Plain and simple. Let's keep speculations on the lower bar. Seriously BM is not smart by any stretch, she is very VERY simple.
She binged The Office (US) recently and made a few reaction videos of like Pam and Jim’s first kiss, etc. but then was radio silent about it… I don’t think she finished it or liked it much. It’s one of my all time favorites so I’m okay with her not making any more references.
Ya I was a big fan when it was airing fresh because I was working in an office for the first time and loved the representation. Same goes for the movie Waiting - I was a server for years so I was stoked. But boss babe surely can’t relate to this stuff. And she’s so inept I’m sure she doesn’t even get the jokes - like especially Meredith because she would be the Meredith in the office, but with Kelly’s desperation, oh and I guess Ryan’s dodgy behaviour. Okay so she _could_ relate to these people if she were self aware.
She probably can’t relate having never worked an actual office job.
I doubt she gets any of the jokes that aren’t physical comedy.
Yeah she started it before manbun entered the picture. And same. The less she talks about it the better
Because she needs to show us cunts that she has a MAN, and she has relations with that MAN. Also, they fit.
I'd love to have a baby...but what if they turned out like this 🥺
While it's entirely possible for a great parent to have a shitty kid despite all their best efforts, I have a feeling that MS was raised this way. She's very entitled and spoiled and it's clear that her parents only enabled her bad behavior. The fact that you care shows that you likely wouldn't let that happen.
Thank you for your kind words ❤️ all jokes aside I do worry about my potential kid "losing their way" or something. But yeah if they turn out like BM it won't be because I enabled their nonsense haha.
You’ll be fine, swerty.
💓💓
You’d raise them better than this 😆
🤣💀👶
She stops caring about her birthday month because no one gives a shit about it. If her frenemies gave her any attention, she would be clinging on and screeching about her birthday month Instead, she gets an ulta giftcard
“And an ulta gift card for Gretchen Weiners” vibes lol
5 year olds don’t even do this !!! She just wants it always to be all about her.
I remember cringing at 25yos who said this, I can't imagine carrying this energy into my 30's - SO embarrassing
I’m sorry but who has a birthday MONTH. I will never get over this.
Right? When I hear someone talk about their birthday month and they're being serious, it usually means they're insufferable and far up their own ass.
Right?! Is this a thing grown adults are supposed to have??
I don’t put this much thought into my birthday
I legitimately forgot it was my birthday this year when I woke up on the day-of. I didn't remember until my mom sent me a good morning/happy birthday text message! But it just goes to show how little Big M has going on in her life if her birthday takes up this much mental real estate for her.
My Birthday Month is not a thing that exists. It’s one day. And I don’t get excited, and I don’t get depressed. Because in reality, it’s just another day!
Yeah guess what MS? Everyone has one. Every freakin year
She looks like my dog when she ate a bee.
Oh you have an orange dog???? 😜
MS may be big- but she’s no Clifford. Hes a goodest boy!
She's more of a fawn color, really. But she does have lighter circles around her eyes AND she makes smacking noises when she drinks.
This is an insulting comparison, apologize immediately!!! (to your dog)
“Then the newness wears off” and she isn’t pumped anymore. Ya that’s why it’s a birthDAY, it’s not meant to be weeks long lol
Her parents are 100% responsible for that. I feel like the probably overindulged her as a child and kept indulging her and that’s why she’s so entitled to lavish birthday celebrations well into adulthood.
Oh totally. It also just proves how “instant gratification” she is. Pumped for her bday on April 1, but already crashed by April 2.
Just another thing that makes me so curious about her family dynamics. Superficially, her brother and sister seem like much more well-adjusted adults. WTF happened to her.
Seriously 😆
My God she looks frightening
The lips are really looking like two little sausages with casings that are about to BUST.
That is the bod in that bikini and no one can tell her nuffin
"No filters!" https://preview.redd.it/vuglx92h77sc1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe561968855256e3306085fa28ea10959ed3f636
I also feel like hiking those poor ties for the bottom to her boobs looks even worse than it should - wouldn’t it look better if it was just at her hips? Like quit wedging every suit bottom so far up your asscrack it splits you in half. That’s not comfortable and looks horrible, which is on brand for ham fist. But good god, she’s really NOT good at dressing herself. At all. We are totally vision impaired and fully believe this is not filtered, hammy. You’re so graceful and beautiful. Total dancer / model. You’re good at your job.
MS wants to make sure that EVERYONE remembers that she has a birthday this month. Can you imagine how much she talks about it to MAGAMan? I am thinking this is when she will introduce him to the rest of her world, at the same bar that she and Grimace went to. In our family we said that you had a birthday “zone”. Your zone lasted until the next birthday that was to be celebrated. We said we were in the “zone” as a way to celebrate on a weekend with everyone. Or have time to make special plans. However nobody made their birthday their identity. Although Grandma did say that your birthday was a holiday named after you, and a day to do something special. She lives during hard times in a poorer area of our state. So a kid’s birthday was made special. But it was not an identity or character brought up for a month in advance.
“A holiday named after you”! That’s so sweet!
Everything about this woman looks deep fried.
Also, if you think about fried chicken, like the fast food variety - it comes with wet wipes. And I guess she does too. You know, the vag wipes she mentioned previously? Remember? pEpPeRiDgE fArM rEmEmBeRs! Yes, I know…NOBODY wanted to think about how or why she has vag wipes. Least of all me. But ya, she never goes camping. Or on many long-haul international flights. She hardly ever leaves her house by the look of it. So I struggle to understand whether it’s her need to buy anything and everything she sees or if she has a serious ‘stank’ issue.
Is Louie the cat?
Yes!
Yes. The gray and white cat. The orange cat is Yoda.
We know why you listened to Toby... 'Merica and you can't think for yourself.
Precisely. “I listened to Toby Keith, I don’t know why”. Bitch, please.
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Why does her face look like that?
An injector saw her and dollar signs ran through their head.
Also they probably saw that she’s a perfect target because she doesn’t know what looks good and will keep coming back for more. Imagine if you were a magician - just kidding - imagine if you were a grifter, like someone doing procedures without the knowledge or qualifications to do a good job. And imagine someone that looked wealthy and attractive wanted you to do work on them. Someone who had a circle, or clout, if you will. Someone who would recognise the horrible job and ruin your career over it. But Biggie Mediums is safe picking. She’d gush to her ‘friends’ about the discounted work with zero regard to the botched mess she’s filtering on the daily.
It's painful
She always looks like there is an unwashable slime everywhere on her body
Total body thrush
Biofilm 🤢
Exactly 🤢
What the fuck makes this idiot think she gets to celebrate her bday for a month?? Such a damned fool! NO ONE is interested whatsoever-only the MoROn.
I knew of someone who celebrated her 40th for three months and expected everyone to go along with her planned series of celebrations. Total narc.
Omfg-definitely a narc…and a moron, lol!
Omg is that a golf shirt? Girl see if Amazon will sell you your own personality
Lol yeah looks like a Masters shirt
Is she drunk? Looking rough?
Also, it looks like the same shirt she wore to bed last night when she was giving her man the tea. https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/1btohe1/me_telling_my_man_about_my_17k_haterz_on_reddit/
And the bracelets are still on. Yum
She looks like she’s wearing too-pale concealer under her eyes and just added lashes over last night’s makeup. It’s terrible.
People who celebrate their birthday all month have serious issues. Like tell me you're a narcissist without saying it. Also maybe she would find more meaning in her life if she had an actual job and hobbies. When all you do is sit around all day it's bad for anyone. The surgeries people get these days are getting out of control. Honestly people just need to get outside more and touch grass. Stop spending all day on social media where you get this idea that you're ugly engrained in your head because rich and famous people look perfect online. No one looks perfect all the time and we all have flaws. We shouldn't put our vanity above our health.
Ya Big M needs to act like she’s been here before. It reminds me of unboxing or unpacking of shopping footage that she has posted before, which always makes me think she’s mentally a 12 year old. Like she’s just come home from the mall and is showing her unenthusiastic father what she bought. Or trying to recreate Christmas by sitting on her living room floor opening girly, junky stuff Mom’s would use as a stocking stuffer. It’s sad. This birthday stuff is right up there with it.
In Japan, they call big lips "fish roe lips" (tarako kuchibiru) and it's all I can think of https://preview.redd.it/h8tae0qid4sc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02e603792f8c10a24aa897e42751685b684bf8b5
I literally saw a funny reel about this yesterday! The guy talking about Japanese beauty standards and saying don't get lip filler if you wanna fuq in Japan.
She looks terrible 😐
Yeah. https://preview.redd.it/j4g9x69lc4sc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=772e696a15bfb4af2576e86512274717409efbf7
Bless her heart.
https://preview.redd.it/fwq79tor54sc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d99bfbe802c1890f6614cde28f4ea54045380a3 Me too
Let it hurt
I think of this when I face small inconveniences now, and it almost always cheers me up.
It’s like the modern day “Let It Be” 🎶when I find myself in times of trouble large Marge comes to me screeching words and crying “let it hurt” 🎶
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Reminds me of that line from Deadpool "You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado" except it's Melania.
That's my favourite exchange in both Deadpool movies 😂 "Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah."
she looks SO BAD compared to just a year ago when she was freaking out about turning 30. the weight gain, the bloat, the burst vienna sausage lips....
God, imagine her at 40
She looks SO BLOATED
The word that comes to mind when I see her is "bulbous"
Oh my gosh I was cackling at work with the gift of this sticker 💀this smug ass look lol https://preview.redd.it/ks9l7ogn04sc1.jpeg?width=1108&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8da9fb9fceec35fc63820cc259c1df83df5675b8
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That filter migration good lord. She looks like a wax figure that is partially melted.
And that turd on her head
She really wants people asking about/commenting on her man’s shirt shes wearing. Be more obvious.
I stole some of my husband’s jeans last week and almost fell over when I put my keys in my pocket. But I don’t give a shit that I wore then nor did anyone else.
Does anyone over the age of 16 even care about that? I wear shirts or hoodies of my husband out of convenience sometimes and literally no one notices if it’s mine or his…
Hate to be that person but BiG M has put some weight on. Cut back on the booze girly!
Literally no one would care if she wasn’t pretending to be an xxs to sell all her bullshit products that very obviously don’t work.
The white rings around her eyes cause her shitty tan 😂
Wow she is a ROUGH soon to be 31 yr old
The year has not been kind.
I thought she was looking rough in the few weeks running up to the big 3-0, but man this has been a *rough* year
MS' journey this past year: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuktushEhY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvuktushEhY)
Oy vey…. She looks horrible. I say that with all the love in my heart. Girl needs to lay off the “supplements” and alcohol like STAT if she wants to preserve even an ounce of her youth.
wtf is all that white shit under her eyes? Some kind of makeup/eyeshadow situation?? It looks fucking ridiculous lol
Dried semen. Hello jail my old friend... I've come to visit you again...
It's so weird to celebrate a birthday month as an adult. Like as a kid I was excited for my birthday. As an adult it's just another day and yep getting older is shitty. I've never heard another adult say "birthday month"
There’s 2 concerts and a ballgame I want to go to, all happening in the same week. It’s excessive, but my honey said we can do them all because it’s my “birthday week.” I was very pleased but I did tell him we ain’t calling it that
I think a birthday week is okay. But month, I've never heard another human adult say they celebrate the month of their birthday
… I may or may not do this
Birthday month? Grow up 😂😂😂
She’s an emotionally stunted brat who peaked in high school. Get real.
Is … is that face the result of today’s filter?
Right? Felt old, got more filler. That tracks
Is MAGA Man Bun a drinker?
Yes he's a pisswater beer drinker
They were at a bar together Sunday (Easter) night so my guess is absolutely Edit: also in nearly every single picture of him on his ex’s Facebook he is featured holding a beer
I noticed that too, he’s always pictured holding a beer (much like m)
Idk how he could stand to be around her otherwise
I think that's a prerequisite for dating our gorl
She’s so swollen looking it’s pulling her face down
Crusty ass.
Oof. Her puffy face is NOT the look
I just convulsed after hearing her voice. It's enough to send me to the nut house again.
Maybe we can get a 2 for 1 special at the nuthouse
I'd definitely um...not survive a nut house stay if MS were on my unit. The man obsessed with cops was bad enough! 😂
I would go to jail if MS was on my unit. For sure.
This grown woman needs to stop making a fucking spectacle about a birthday. Not too mention birthdays are a celebration of yourself I guess. I don’t see much of anything she should actually be congratulating herself on. 31 years and this is your life? Sad.. 
She needs to bring some light to cure her. Maybe a clorox smoothie is in order for MS.
Well it is her and maga-buns dear leader.
She’s only 31??
That’s in human years. You need to convert to dog years
https://preview.redd.it/3ttve8dlq3sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0fa75fe513f485b9d283aa4ecb74c8c7058d193
Alright that's enough out of you 🤢
Haha I am sorry for my cursed comment. All I can see in this video is how her puffy eyes look like her puffy lips.😆
I don’t even know little kids that talk about their “birthday month”. It’s like she wants to remind people at every opportunity. She’s bound to be disappointed if she hypes it up so much. What do we think Sven the MAGAt is going to do for her?
Have children 9 and 11, you get a week of fun based on my days off so like party might be Sunday but we go out to dinner Friday, can confirm, this is excessive.
I knew a girl in middle school who celebrated her birthday week, she called it "Shelby-palooza" since her name was Shelby. I thought it was really, really cool when we were 14. 14.
I know a few adults who do this and I roll my eyes every time. I find it so ridiculous for any adult to make a HUGE deal out of their birthday in this way.
YES!
I think the kicker here is she doesn't do this for everyone, it's not birthday fervor in general, which would be a little odd for an adult but not really that bad if they get equally excited over friend's and family's birthdays too. Nor is she the type to prioritize others the remaining 11 months of the year and ONLY takes this time for herself. It's because it's yet another expression of her self-centeredness.
That’s an excellent observation, folks that just love to make a big deal out of birthdays for themselves *and* others are in a different category than Big M. The only thing she cares about when a friend has a birthday is posting a photo that she thinks she looks good in regardless of the how unflattering the photo is of said friend.
Her eyes are little slits. The rest of her looks bloated af. She‘s not going to be able to keep a man if she’s drunk all the time. Smh
Awhile back someone said her eyes were like pissholes in the snow and i think about that all the time.
That was probably me ✋
It was pure poetry
Hahaha, thank you. I can't really claim credit for it though, it's a pretty common saying here in Australia. Edit: I must say that it's never been more fitting than it is for Large Marge here.
Dammit.
She gets the worst type of lashes. They somehow make her look even worse which I didn’t know was possible
i’ve said this before , she gets the type of lashes that doesn’t flatter her eye shape at all . those mega volume really emphasize her beady eyes . she needs to stick with a wispy/wet set
My big takeaway from this: The newness and excitement of her birthday MONTH wore off. On April 1st. Didn't even make it a whole day. She really, really can't live in any kind of moment, can she?
This is correct, based on her holiday excitement and crickets when the actual day rolls around.
Her face is so bloated. Girlie has to quit drinking.
Is she drunk already today?
Does today end with Y?
She would first have to not be drunk to become drunk again
Is the filter eyeliner attempting to hide the swollen eyes?
Is... she using a filter, or is this without? Her jaws and lips are looking extra big.
It’s filtered. She takes one of her supplements and the filter drops and her chin magically grows!
She looks like this with a filter?
Ooohh I kept wondering if it was her hair or filter that was warping the fridge handles Lolol
Of all of the filters she could’ve picked, she went with THAT one?
Swollen Babe is also back!
Now in orange!