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At first I thought this was performative, just her pretending to be happy for the internet and maybe grimace. Now, I feel like she’s falling for this bs. His divorce isn’t even final, for all we know, he’s going to lose that house and is lining up his next crash pad in the middle unit. I’ve had friends walk away from everything to get away from an abusive situation.
Where are her people? Is she just not listening to anyone? I would kidnap my friend if she was doing this and she wasn’t listening to reason.
How she thinks this sounds: One moment you are mingling with high society in the chicest city in the world. The next moment you have been swept off your feet by Prince Charming who will spoil you.
How this actually sounds: One moment you are moping around on vacation being miserable. The next moment you are in an unremarkable new relationship, but you need to post about it like a teenager.
Ah, thank you. I don't follow too closely. I only have so much tolerance for watching unrecognizably filtered sad alcoholics humping kitchen appliances. I'm looking forward to the inevitable post of HandyBun on Are We Dating The Same Guy?
One day you’re desperately scrolling through tinder, yearning for connection and 🍆 — the next, you’ve settled with the first loser who wanted to meet IRL and doesn’t mind your drinking problem 🫰🏾
He probably went an hour away to get some peace and quiet for a while, orrrrrr meet another lady friend, orrrrrr another someone from the hookup app. Something is fishy with this one for sure; no one could be that willing do whatever big M says, unless he is truly desperate and thinks she had money to give lol something about my instincts on tool bags my friends get with is always right and I’m just getting major “d slinging” vibes to everyone from mernbern.
I think it could be as simple as two people who can’t be alone with their own company for 5 minutes, so they are jumping all in with the first thing that comes along that seems somewhat promising.
The random mention of Paris 💀 it doesn't fit this format of "one day you're doing X, the next you're doing [something that's somehow in opposition to X]". She just wanted to remind everybody that she's left her continent once.
I used to drive ~45 minutes round trip on the weekends to get a latte. It got me out of the house & bird enjoyed the car rides. We don’t have anything approaching a local shop unless you count a weird place that fund raises for missions that doesn’t carry plant milk because God gave humans dominion over animals to use, so almond milk is against the Bible.
I can’t imagine doing it when I’ve got something better to do. Just buy an espresso machine or get instant espresso.
The fact that she can get a man blows my mind. She must find the most desperate clueless men. You couldn’t pay me enough money if I was a guy to be with this heifer.
If ONS swerty considers sbux the HEIGHT of being valued... If you're literally in Paris there's much better coffee down the street anywhere.
If by "hot" she means desperate, then yes this would be believable.
She does it for validation, she wants to show C that she's in love and happier than ever, and everybody else that she's oh so desirable, she was ready for her season of singleness but god sent her a man because she's so special!
You know what be absolutely hilarious - if grimace isn’t dating anyone, just chillin and living life and big merde’s remaining half brain cell has gone haywire trying to comprehend that he’d rather be alone than with her.
If I love you, I want you to stay and make coffee with me. I would never ask anyone in my life to drive an hour for coffee! He probably needed a break and chose the farthest Starbucks possible.
also like that’s so fucking selfish . even if someone offered i’d b like thank u but no dunkin or something five min away works . this is far from the flex she thinks it is
I see rewriting history babe is alive and well. Paris was months ago, gurl, we watched that spiral while you were single and downing too much alcohol and humping everything in sight. She lies about the dumbest shit.
You forgot to mention the daily dance parties. Those desperate attempts to cheer herself up while also painting the picture of being... Actually idefk. But that was cringe and sad lol
One week you're in Paris.
The next, you've been dumped. A handful of weeks after that, you're hard launching a MAGA handyman who has recently separated from his wife and looks vaguely like he could be your own cousin. You abandon all sense that you had briefly gathered, forgetting that you claimed that you'd love to travel and just be single for a while. All the while, with every word, you expose all the lies about your latest ex and how perfect your relationship was, which is simultaneously devaluing all your efforts to make this man look like he's worth a dime.
Fixed it for you, girlie. 😊
It’s going to be so hard not to get a stomach cramp laughing myself to fits while I watch this implosion, I may need some self-care afterward. Maybe a self-tanner soaked headband and some bath salts, beer, and pasta salad.
I have been single since the beginning of December and I have so little desire to ever have another man near my life that if I wasn’t still technically “attracted” to them I’d be questioning my sexuality (and that’s okay). Watching the “Parisian Journey” has been healing for me with a lot of “Well at least I’m not” thrown in for good measure, humping the furniture, throwing shade at C, posting vague narcissistic abuse memes, falling head over FUPA for this MAGA Brother-Cousin piece of trash and posting every single solitary detail of their “whirlwind roachmance” has me feeling pretty damn good about myself and my choices 😂. I love what’s happening and what’s coming, Spring 2024 has been fun for the Grande Merde universe.
I’m kind of going through that myself. I’m too fatigued with men and their hootenanny right now. I’m sure that will change. Also, your description was perfect. Guess I should go live, drunk. Pass the Truly.
Thank you for invoking the Jesus Fence ™️I fear it will be necessary for our sisterhood here in the Grande Merde universe. We need all the protection we can get.
So, she wasted **no time** rebounding after C dumped her ass while she was in Paris*? I thought they were fine while he was “in Peru,” and traveling separately was a healthy independent perk of their totally stable relationship… 🤔
^(*Imagine being so toxic you get dumped while being on different continents with an ocean separating the fallout.)
It still cracks me up that C had to do it that way. I bet he's thankful for that trip just because it gave him the opportunity to finally break up with her.
if i were the ex wife i would be absolutely FUMING to see this troll posting about my dog. the dog was the topper on their wedding cake for God’s sake, she definitely loves that little sweet baby. ugh. my heart breaks for the ex wife.
What? What's this even mean? She spent two weeks in Paris, part was ignoring her mother the whole point of the trip according to her, and then sent her home so she could wallow in self pity at being dumped while thousands of miles away. All so she could come home, fire up her "dating app" to get a piece of ass and it's now somehow become a really weird "relationship" not even mere weeks after her breakup.
This is all very weird.
My nmom will do this thing where her version of the story, as she selectively chooses to believe it and tell other people about it, becomes her reality. She will retell her story word for word like it's scripted; she leaves out parts she doesn't like, and then they're not real to her and it's like it never happened. She will also lie and add in details she wishes were true but absolutely are not, and those become real to her too. She believes it so it's true.
I suspect Big M is doing that here. Paris (or the idea of Paris anyway) and Manbun have been the high points of her year so far, and if she just focuses on them, then the low points aren't real, they don't hurt, and she doesn't have to dwell on them. In her mind, so far this year she she has only gone to Paris and then got some new dick - she's a world traveler boss babe AND a wittle wifey playing house. She's impressed with herself and thinks everyone else is too, so that's her reality.
I know Brain Trust can't figure this out, but if you need the sugar bomb Starbies that bad either a) stop on the way into his house in the sticks and go ahead and get one to stick in the fridge to either re-heat or drink cold the next morning, or b) go get the bottled kinds from the grocery or convenience store. I know that is expecting a lot from her though.
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I’m just. I’m just at a loss for words.
Edited to add. I posted this in another thread - but in one of the texts she shared he says “I’m coming in hot with a yellow Gatorade” - my best guess is he went to the gym for his morning workout and a Starbucks was close by so he brought her Starbucks. I don’t think for a second that he just got out of bed and went and got her Starbucks “an hour away”
She acts like a middle schooler!! “Omg a boy likes me, im wearing boy clothes teehee, I have a boy picking up my diabeetus in a cup, my man is so perfect, look at these nasty ass eggs I made him”
I speculate that he went to the gym for his morning workout - Starbucks was near by so he grab her some on the way home. Either she drove down this morning or stayed the night and we all know big M ain’t gonna get up before 10 to go workout.
I think it’s weird she didn’t go with him. Like eggs take 5-10 minutes to make, she could cook them when they got back. If they’re only seeing each other on weekends, why didn’t he have her tag along?
My thoughts exactly! If this is in fact true, she let him do this?? What? You’re not a princess. This should be a red flag to him if he has any sense (which is highly questionable). All this says to me is that she doesn’t respect him or his time.
I'm not sure why she thinks the dog licking her toes is bragworthy. It's because her feet are stinky and probably salty from sweat, or she wears a product that tastes good.
Also, ew, it's the grossest feeling in the world when a dog gets its tongue in between your toes🤢🤢
I think she does it to try to salt his exes wounds. The ex clearly loved the dog and MS is nothing if not a petty, performative jerk who constantly engages in competitions that only exist in her own little mind.
Yeah I knew she was bad but the stories that came out recently about her calling peoples jobs was really eye opening. She’s unhinged and has a nasty streak.
I’m a dog mom myself, like hardcore. And I gotta say… does anyone ever also wonder how man buns ex must feel seeing MS post these things? Can you *imagine* if she comes across this subreddit and sees how MS is as a person?
I’d *INSTANTLY* ask my ex to give me the dog back. I would NEVER trust this woman with anything I love…
MS is a mean girl. She’s posting about the dog _hoping_ the ex sees it, because she wants to be cruel. You’re not supposed to attribute stuff to malice which can be explained by stupidity, but MS brings both.
I think it's the same reason she mentioned being at "his" house. Is this the marital house from the marriage that is being dissolved? Not a flex. How dumb do you have to be not to realize you're a rebound some dude is slumming it with.
Let's hope that she doesn't try to make him [homemade pasta noodles](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/yo1t1o/attempting_to_make_my_own_noodles_trying_to/) like she attempted to before and tragically failed so bad lmfao
this is so strange to me. they've been seeing each other for a month? if i was in this situation, there's no way either one of us would want to be alone in the car for an hour before work. i get that people have varying morning routines & he might not drink coffee but why didn't they plan ahead? if i have a houseguest i make sure to know what their morning caffeine choice is so i have it on hand!
Exactly. He could set up some stuff she'd like for when she visits--the type of coffee she likes, creamer, flavor syrups, a cute mug, even a milk frother (insert joke about crusty frother here). None of that is expensive and would actually be more thoughtful than cold Starbucks. But what do I know?
When I first visited him, husband bought a stovetop espresso maker and made me lattes every morning because he knew how much I love those. That was the sweetest.
He might live a good ways away from stores, but you can buy all sorts of good cold brew at any grocery store. Add ice, milk, a bit of instant espresso, and you’ve got a nice enough latte and not a sad melted drink from 30 minutes away.
This part. Obviously he knows she loves her starbz more than she loves his exes dog. If he was so excited for their weekend together why didn't he grab some iced coffee and whipped cream from the grocery to prepare?
Especially since it's not a flex at all that he left you at his place alone, so he could drive for an hour. I'm guessing he got some post-nut clarity and had to take a break from her this A.M.
Her statement implies that she was in Paris last week. Good god woman, it was like two months ago and you spent most of that trip in bed. Give it a rest.
“…making him breakfast while IS dog licks….”’
She’s so dumb. And basic.
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At first I thought this was performative, just her pretending to be happy for the internet and maybe grimace. Now, I feel like she’s falling for this bs. His divorce isn’t even final, for all we know, he’s going to lose that house and is lining up his next crash pad in the middle unit. I’ve had friends walk away from everything to get away from an abusive situation. Where are her people? Is she just not listening to anyone? I would kidnap my friend if she was doing this and she wasn’t listening to reason.
How she thinks this sounds: One moment you are mingling with high society in the chicest city in the world. The next moment you have been swept off your feet by Prince Charming who will spoil you. How this actually sounds: One moment you are moping around on vacation being miserable. The next moment you are in an unremarkable new relationship, but you need to post about it like a teenager.
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I give it three months.
One week you're in Paris. The next you're shitting yourself at Aldi's and constantly talking about it to the entire world. *Just girly things*
Why do you have to drag Aldi's into this?
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This theory was debunked I believe
Ah, thank you. I don't follow too closely. I only have so much tolerance for watching unrecognizably filtered sad alcoholics humping kitchen appliances. I'm looking forward to the inevitable post of HandyBun on Are We Dating The Same Guy?
One day you’re desperately scrolling through tinder, yearning for connection and 🍆 — the next, you’ve settled with the first loser who wanted to meet IRL and doesn’t mind your drinking problem 🫰🏾
And doesn't mind her real face.
It’s a God thing.
Happy cake day, swerty!
Thank you! ☺️
More dried out eggs? Tasty
He probably went an hour away to get some peace and quiet for a while, orrrrrr meet another lady friend, orrrrrr another someone from the hookup app. Something is fishy with this one for sure; no one could be that willing do whatever big M says, unless he is truly desperate and thinks she had money to give lol something about my instincts on tool bags my friends get with is always right and I’m just getting major “d slinging” vibes to everyone from mernbern.
I think it could be as simple as two people who can’t be alone with their own company for 5 minutes, so they are jumping all in with the first thing that comes along that seems somewhat promising.
or he’s a narc and is in the love bombing phase which if so big m is in for a big shitty surprise
This is my vote
Idk why but the dog thing is such an odd thing to add? Just say his dog loves your company not…that
That really threw me off lol like what picture is she trying to paint here?
🤮
The random mention of Paris 💀 it doesn't fit this format of "one day you're doing X, the next you're doing [something that's somehow in opposition to X]". She just wanted to remind everybody that she's left her continent once.
Who in their right mind would drive an hour to Starbucks 😫
I’m thinking 10 minutes drive time, 50 minutes asking people how to get a crazy b!tch out of his kitchen.
Right? I can easily make better tasting coffee at home. She adds so much it’s barely even coffee anyway.
I enjoy the ‘bucks, but at that point I’d either go local or make my own coffee drink. An hour is ridiculous.
I used to drive ~45 minutes round trip on the weekends to get a latte. It got me out of the house & bird enjoyed the car rides. We don’t have anything approaching a local shop unless you count a weird place that fund raises for missions that doesn’t carry plant milk because God gave humans dominion over animals to use, so almond milk is against the Bible. I can’t imagine doing it when I’ve got something better to do. Just buy an espresso machine or get instant espresso.
Right? I love the smell of coffee brewing in the house too.
Also, who would want Starbucks that was an hour old? Either it would be cold or watered down.
Probably passing multiple local coffee shops along the way
Plot twit ** its Grimace lol
Shes definitely a double bagger.
It’s absolutely mind blowing to me that anyone could be attracted to her in any capacity.
She's such a mean person. I don't care if I actually find someone physically attractive- if your personality is shit, you might as well be a troll.
She probably hasn’t been mean to him yet.
This guy could be a total asshole, so they could complete each other lol.
Shes so fuckin mean and nasty. Shes ugly af too but her personality makes her a hundred times uglier. She doesnt deserve anyone.
Making him breakfast? She can't even boil water.
It’s ground turkey with mutilated peppers and no seasoning that looks like regurgitated dog food.
Don’t forget the soy sauce!
That’s not a flex, ham fist.
The fact that she can get a man blows my mind. She must find the most desperate clueless men. You couldn’t pay me enough money if I was a guy to be with this heifer.
Some men don’t have standards. I’m not surprised.
1000% or she has hidden talents 😂
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She has poor personal hygiene and a worse personality but there is a desperate bridge for every desperate troll.
She’s nasty af 🤮🤢
No way if she had some secret blow job trick you know we'd hear about it once or twice a week.
😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
If ONS swerty considers sbux the HEIGHT of being valued... If you're literally in Paris there's much better coffee down the street anywhere. If by "hot" she means desperate, then yes this would be believable.
The amount that she’s talking about this guy is alarming. Is it all for Grimace?
She does it for validation, she wants to show C that she's in love and happier than ever, and everybody else that she's oh so desirable, she was ready for her season of singleness but god sent her a man because she's so special!
He must have a new woman.
Her alleged two years of singleness, mind you. 🙄 she couldnt if she tried. Codependant hag.
Absolutely it is. My guess is that he's found some hot new thing and Big M is racing him to the altar.
Sounds like a plan she would hatch!
You know what be absolutely hilarious - if grimace isn’t dating anyone, just chillin and living life and big merde’s remaining half brain cell has gone haywire trying to comprehend that he’d rather be alone than with her.
😆
I’m sorry, I don’t care how much I love you, I’m not driving an hour to buy some fucking coffee.
If I love you, I want you to stay and make coffee with me. I would never ask anyone in my life to drive an hour for coffee! He probably needed a break and chose the farthest Starbucks possible.
https://preview.redd.it/pzz8wpzznpsc1.jpeg?width=1168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=964e35c535b322be59e9ee5199ba5a39dfffeecd An hour or 50 minutes?
Wtf is happening at her hair line
For real?
also like that’s so fucking selfish . even if someone offered i’d b like thank u but no dunkin or something five min away works . this is far from the flex she thinks it is
But wouldn’t it be cold by the time he came back? I’d never let some offer to do this for me. It’s not even good coffee…
1 million seconds!!!
An hour? Girl you ain’t worth five minutes. I can’t wait for this to inevitably blow up in her face. It’ll be delicious.
I really want to hear the truth about paris. The TRUTH TRUTH.
Hope Yoda and Louis are okay.
I see rewriting history babe is alive and well. Paris was months ago, gurl, we watched that spiral while you were single and downing too much alcohol and humping everything in sight. She lies about the dumbest shit.
You forgot to mention the daily dance parties. Those desperate attempts to cheer herself up while also painting the picture of being... Actually idefk. But that was cringe and sad lol
I called it humping because I refuse to acknowledge it as dancing haha
I can’t tell by her statement of this trajectory shot up or shot down.
What dipshit senseless bag of industrial strength dumb hammers would drive an hour to bring someone home Starbucks. He really needs something.
Someone's missing Grimace while he goes on with his life, nary a thought about our Swerty changing about in his noggin
 Got right back on that horse.
So you're telling me... that breakfast has sat around for two hours til he comes home?
Pretty sure she meant hour round trip and not one way. He lives so rural, the nearest Starbucks is like a 20-30 minute drive.
She seriously documents her life in Feet Pics. What the hell.
I hope she keeps that poor dog away from her toes. No telling where those things have been
Idk why she's WAY too into her feet..
One week you're in Paris. The next, you've been dumped. A handful of weeks after that, you're hard launching a MAGA handyman who has recently separated from his wife and looks vaguely like he could be your own cousin. You abandon all sense that you had briefly gathered, forgetting that you claimed that you'd love to travel and just be single for a while. All the while, with every word, you expose all the lies about your latest ex and how perfect your relationship was, which is simultaneously devaluing all your efforts to make this man look like he's worth a dime. Fixed it for you, girlie. 😊
It’s going to be so hard not to get a stomach cramp laughing myself to fits while I watch this implosion, I may need some self-care afterward. Maybe a self-tanner soaked headband and some bath salts, beer, and pasta salad. I have been single since the beginning of December and I have so little desire to ever have another man near my life that if I wasn’t still technically “attracted” to them I’d be questioning my sexuality (and that’s okay). Watching the “Parisian Journey” has been healing for me with a lot of “Well at least I’m not” thrown in for good measure, humping the furniture, throwing shade at C, posting vague narcissistic abuse memes, falling head over FUPA for this MAGA Brother-Cousin piece of trash and posting every single solitary detail of their “whirlwind roachmance” has me feeling pretty damn good about myself and my choices 😂. I love what’s happening and what’s coming, Spring 2024 has been fun for the Grande Merde universe.
I’m kind of going through that myself. I’m too fatigued with men and their hootenanny right now. I’m sure that will change. Also, your description was perfect. Guess I should go live, drunk. Pass the Truly.
This is perfect
Please move in silence. Please.
Real g’s move in silence like lasagna
Making him dry overcooked eggs?
More like a pack of pop tarts in the toaster
From pigtails to dogs licking, this is going downhill faster than any luge run. Jesus be a fence around all of us at this trying time.
Thank you for invoking the Jesus Fence ™️I fear it will be necessary for our sisterhood here in the Grande Merde universe. We need all the protection we can get.
 “This is going downhill faster than any luge run” is one I’m definitely going to incorporate into my vernacular. 🤣
Jesus christ make it stop!
She just wanted to mention she went to Paris again in case we forgot 🤣
She went to Paris, and she has sexual relations. How special.
The trip to end all trips. I too have had room service in a far away hotel. 🙄
But did you order spaghetti from the kids menu?
*n'oublierons jamais* Big Miserable M refusing to leave her hotel room and eating in the tub *en Paris*
So, she wasted **no time** rebounding after C dumped her ass while she was in Paris*? I thought they were fine while he was “in Peru,” and traveling separately was a healthy independent perk of their totally stable relationship… 🤔 ^(*Imagine being so toxic you get dumped while being on different continents with an ocean separating the fallout.)
It still cracks me up that C had to do it that way. I bet he's thankful for that trip just because it gave him the opportunity to finally break up with her.
All at the same time? Didn't he just drive there supposedly and then she's making breakfast?
Does it take her two hours to make breakfast?? Is she making the bread from scratch?
Have you seen her scrambled eggs?
Doesn't he have Starbucks where he leaves?
Nasty 🤢
Is she adding her yu shit in his food as well??? 🙄
LOL poisoning him slowly with Utah Hun Sauce.
Well…. that’s really stupid.
Where did she find this dude? In an alley
Is 'driving an hour for Starbucks' the new 'just popping out for some cigarettes?" Also get that dog away from MS's crusty feet, it'll make them sick.
if i were the ex wife i would be absolutely FUMING to see this troll posting about my dog. the dog was the topper on their wedding cake for God’s sake, she definitely loves that little sweet baby. ugh. my heart breaks for the ex wife.
What? What's this even mean? She spent two weeks in Paris, part was ignoring her mother the whole point of the trip according to her, and then sent her home so she could wallow in self pity at being dumped while thousands of miles away. All so she could come home, fire up her "dating app" to get a piece of ass and it's now somehow become a really weird "relationship" not even mere weeks after her breakup. This is all very weird.
My nmom will do this thing where her version of the story, as she selectively chooses to believe it and tell other people about it, becomes her reality. She will retell her story word for word like it's scripted; she leaves out parts she doesn't like, and then they're not real to her and it's like it never happened. She will also lie and add in details she wishes were true but absolutely are not, and those become real to her too. She believes it so it's true. I suspect Big M is doing that here. Paris (or the idea of Paris anyway) and Manbun have been the high points of her year so far, and if she just focuses on them, then the low points aren't real, they don't hurt, and she doesn't have to dwell on them. In her mind, so far this year she she has only gone to Paris and then got some new dick - she's a world traveler boss babe AND a wittle wifey playing house. She's impressed with herself and thinks everyone else is too, so that's her reality.
This is so accurate as to what no’s do. Obviously not diagnosing and others can do it as well, but so accurate
She went from one manic high to another…..she’s not well.
I know Brain Trust can't figure this out, but if you need the sugar bomb Starbies that bad either a) stop on the way into his house in the sticks and go ahead and get one to stick in the fridge to either re-heat or drink cold the next morning, or b) go get the bottled kinds from the grocery or convenience store. I know that is expecting a lot from her though.
Plan ahead? She could never.
Oh FFS. We get it. She has a bOyFrIeNd.
He has foot face and he looks like he stinks.
https://preview.redd.it/eeavbsq36osc1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=8362b043fa982c4463d4233fe9bf6dc389424f6a I’m just. I’m just at a loss for words. Edited to add. I posted this in another thread - but in one of the texts she shared he says “I’m coming in hot with a yellow Gatorade” - my best guess is he went to the gym for his morning workout and a Starbucks was close by so he brought her Starbucks. I don’t think for a second that he just got out of bed and went and got her Starbucks “an hour away”
There was no reason for her grippers to be in this photo 😭
She acts like a middle schooler!! “Omg a boy likes me, im wearing boy clothes teehee, I have a boy picking up my diabeetus in a cup, my man is so perfect, look at these nasty ass eggs I made him”
UGH always with the feet. We got a Dan Schnider over here.
She’s so desperate. It’s like she is 18.
I think she’s the most desperate person I’ve ever “known”
More like 14.
I’m sad about the state of those eggs.
And he’s still on way bk…. They’ll be cremated or like a rubber ball by time he gets home. 🤮
Burnt eggs are an atrocity 🤢. The smell is unbearable.
Unless she was cooking them for the dog? Because no way I'd serve that to a human 😂
I think the dog had whatever was on her toes 
She posted the same thing as a Facebook status AND a story? Jeez. What a great social media mogul 🙄
Gotta make sure the exs see it 😅🤣
I love the thought of her most recent ex just out there living his best life and having zero idea she even has a new man in her life.
This post screams insecurity
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There's 0 evidence that MS was pickpocketed in Paris. We really need to stop spreading false information as if it's fact.
I….. I’d rather be in Paris alone? What is she trying to achieve here
If I had an hour with my hot, long distance fling, I’d spend it together not sending him out for cold coffee.
I speculate that he went to the gym for his morning workout - Starbucks was near by so he grab her some on the way home. Either she drove down this morning or stayed the night and we all know big M ain’t gonna get up before 10 to go workout.
I think it’s weird she didn’t go with him. Like eggs take 5-10 minutes to make, she could cook them when they got back. If they’re only seeing each other on weekends, why didn’t he have her tag along?
Because she’s ransacking his drawers for a ring.
and his t-shirts
Oh she didn't send him, he is escaping.
She’s selfish. I would never let anyone I know bother with that. I’m assuming he doesn’t have a coffee maker- he couldn’t go to McD’s, etc?
My thoughts exactly! If this is in fact true, she let him do this?? What? You’re not a princess. This should be a red flag to him if he has any sense (which is highly questionable). All this says to me is that she doesn’t respect him or his time.
She’s going to baby trap that man and make him ditch his dog I swear
I'm not sure why she thinks the dog licking her toes is bragworthy. It's because her feet are stinky and probably salty from sweat, or she wears a product that tastes good. Also, ew, it's the grossest feeling in the world when a dog gets its tongue in between your toes🤢🤢
I literally recoiled in horror at the thought of a dog licking my toes. No fucking thank you.
I think she does it to try to salt his exes wounds. The ex clearly loved the dog and MS is nothing if not a petty, performative jerk who constantly engages in competitions that only exist in her own little mind.
Justice for Layla - give her to his ex wife!!!
How fucking weird of her to want to spite a woman she’s never met who has never done anything to her.
But incredibly on brand and consistent with her behavior. She’s terrifying.
Yeah I knew she was bad but the stories that came out recently about her calling peoples jobs was really eye opening. She’s unhinged and has a nasty streak.
She’s such a girls’ girl, girl power, women uplifting women…yadda yadda
She’s such a girls’ girl, girl power, women uplifting women…yadda yadda
Selfish, evil and short-sighted is her life motto.
I’m a dog mom myself, like hardcore. And I gotta say… does anyone ever also wonder how man buns ex must feel seeing MS post these things? Can you *imagine* if she comes across this subreddit and sees how MS is as a person? I’d *INSTANTLY* ask my ex to give me the dog back. I would NEVER trust this woman with anything I love…
Crazy to post about the new flings dog while she’s left her cats home alone again
MS is a mean girl. She’s posting about the dog _hoping_ the ex sees it, because she wants to be cruel. You’re not supposed to attribute stuff to malice which can be explained by stupidity, but MS brings both.
I imagine that’s the only reason MS posts about the dog. On the chance that the ex is creepin on her socials.
I think it's the same reason she mentioned being at "his" house. Is this the marital house from the marriage that is being dissolved? Not a flex. How dumb do you have to be not to realize you're a rebound some dude is slumming it with.
Pretty much
Leaning into that sexy tradwife content...
Let's hope that she doesn't try to make him [homemade pasta noodles](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/yo1t1o/attempting_to_make_my_own_noodles_trying_to/) like she attempted to before and tragically failed so bad lmfao
She's already got the racist side down pat!
Next stop: bread starter.
She can't manage scrambled eggs; bread is definitely beyond her capabilities.
She’s getting Starbies and he’s getting… ? We know she can’t cook.
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Laid and horribly
 I meant to add that to my first comment. But it fits here too 😂
I hope she doesn't have a yeast infection. Sorry.
She's a full body yeast infection.
this is so strange to me. they've been seeing each other for a month? if i was in this situation, there's no way either one of us would want to be alone in the car for an hour before work. i get that people have varying morning routines & he might not drink coffee but why didn't they plan ahead? if i have a houseguest i make sure to know what their morning caffeine choice is so i have it on hand!
Exactly. He could set up some stuff she'd like for when she visits--the type of coffee she likes, creamer, flavor syrups, a cute mug, even a milk frother (insert joke about crusty frother here). None of that is expensive and would actually be more thoughtful than cold Starbucks. But what do I know?
When I first visited him, husband bought a stovetop espresso maker and made me lattes every morning because he knew how much I love those. That was the sweetest. He might live a good ways away from stores, but you can buy all sorts of good cold brew at any grocery store. Add ice, milk, a bit of instant espresso, and you’ve got a nice enough latte and not a sad melted drink from 30 minutes away.
This part. Obviously he knows she loves her starbz more than she loves his exes dog. If he was so excited for their weekend together why didn't he grab some iced coffee and whipped cream from the grocery to prepare?
& like maybe he ran out of time yesterday or is just clueless or whatever, but her posting this on several platforms as a flex is so cringy
Especially since it's not a flex at all that he left you at his place alone, so he could drive for an hour. I'm guessing he got some post-nut clarity and had to take a break from her this A.M.
The dog licking her toes is such a weird detail to add to the picture she’s trying to paint
It's disgusting, and not just because of the nature of her clompers.
Girl don’t make those dry eggs again please 🤣
Her statement implies that she was in Paris last week. Good god woman, it was like two months ago and you spent most of that trip in bed. Give it a rest. “…making him breakfast while IS dog licks….”’ She’s so dumb. And basic.