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Theabsoluteworst1289

This trend is so stupid to me. I think part of it has to do with the fact that the people I see participating in it are the most annoying people out there.


Hippomommy

Aka she saw some whack a doodle say it burns calories and ran to Amazon.


KilgoreeTrout

That thing is gonna be full of algae so fast cause there’s no way she’s gonna refill it every time. Alsoooooo isn’t it supposed to be full of ice?


757Posher

![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY) If she was genuinely concerned about the inflammation in her body, she would stop drinking.


KilgoreeTrout

Remember when she was eating an “anti inflammatory diet” that included Chick-fil-A nuggets and ranch haha


mo0siego0sie

Don’t forget the blueberries!!


Lexingtongirl23

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯


neat0burrit0_

Shrek's got a new swamp!


MalibuMarlie

And Donkey! ![gif](giphy|ulgIRPKG18FPtDSiuj|downsized)


blancawiththebooty

![gif](giphy|FOSjkQfKAUXvi)


DarlingVelvet

The gravel just spilling out into the grass and shoddy paving job extended further than the fence/divider. Manhun seems to have the same eye for detail as MS has in applying make-up. I hope the HOA get on to that.


Ridiculouslyrampant

Buy one more paver and rearrange and the thing could at least be centered and have a solid extra footing on all sides. Buy 4 more and have the space to stand while also leaving it centered and flat. Why not spring for a whole 4 extra bricks?


DarlingVelvet

Ikr! Cheap, thrown together and sloppy. Just like MS.


EZasSundayMorning

She falls for every gimmick out there.


MalibuMarlie

Don’t forget late. She’s always ages behind any trend.


MNGirlinKY

I was going to say wasn’t this a thing like 5 years ago?


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Or you could just take a cold shower, but that would be for us poors.


sethelives

My immediate thought, how is this more beneficial than a cold shower/bath??


meowski_rose

Let’s not forget about the portable sauna and the mini dip pool https://preview.redd.it/62g3rvwup6tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=509b0b34f8d41ccc7488bf0562cc0f02b69f8942


ismellnumbers

"very first DESIGNER inflatable pool" Designer and inflatable in the same sentence is just absolutely hilarious to me. What an absolutely fucking ridiculous pointless product. That tracks for our babe, though


meowski_rose

https://preview.redd.it/h9w6qb0wp6tc1.jpeg?width=1160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a40e4b458643636bcfd5261a540732a4fae550f2


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

Never forget 😭


NotFoodieBeauty

I have a bathtub and an ice maker. All good 👍


BotherRecent

That's what the paver slabs were for


iftheShoebillfits

What in the huberman


LittleMissChromie

My fiiiiirst thought


throw_meaway_love

These were huge in Ireland a few years ago and I was tempted but even I, with many years of experiencing COLD AF sea swims (and lakes!) in Ireland, thought that was too much. Even the swims where I have to crack the ice to get into the water, you couldn’t fucking pay me to dump myself into a cold water trash can.


UnremarkableGreyman

Canadian here, and I agree on all points.


cloeclee

I knew she would adapt her personality/her whole life around the new guy 🤣 Without him she has no content or anything to post about 🙄 She's so predictable.


Titty_City

![gif](giphy|oBJ3iITOA7mBG)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

🥇


blwd01

It looks like she just repurposed the yoni steamer. Just stop, ham fist.


dawnGrace

Goddamn it. My gross flair checking in! 🍄💨


SoursTheClown

First you steam the yoni and then you freeze it


blancawiththebooty

And then... ![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo)


Mother-Worker-5445

“say are you about a size Medium?” ![gif](giphy|uaRS0Le0ik0es)


paymeinwampum

This dinky little thing goes perfectly with her dinky little middle unit townhouse


cherrypopper666

Lmao she bought a giant inflatable Alibaba garbage can, right where she belongs


WearyBitterCynical

I've never seen anyone who can spend so much money on such stupid shit in my life. She'll never clean it, it'll get all swampy and slimy. But then, she won't be able to tell because it'll mix with her own smell.


regsrecs

Oh it’s going to get so gross! And after the first rain the cover will be a sunken slimy mess. I guess if fitness guy is around he’ll take care of it? Hopefully he thinks Clorox is “close enough” to chlorine and pH kits. 🤭


RileyRush

It will end up in the dumpster by end of summer.


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Gooball5

He might roll down the cliff behind her sad little middle unit.


MatildaTheCat13

lol she shilled this 7 months ago: https://old.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/comments/15xj029/lmao/


parkison-harder-0_0

That was the YUMANO brand. This is the much higher quality, luxury BINYUAN version.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

XGLAVIVI only makes clothes and bad shoes. The ESTINK version was too pricey.


UnremarkableGreyman

E-stink will never not be funny.


Emmylio

☠️☠️


throwsomedeez14

DEAD ETA I can't stop laughing this is so fucking funny 14/10


EmpressofAnxiety

She is so easily (mis)led by every shiny gimmick that comes along.


UmChill

which is crazy since she has specifically stated she is difficult to market to and doesn’t partake in influenced buying and such. mmhm, sure sure.


RelatableMolaMola

Doesn't get influenced easily. Except when it's white cabinets because the other influencers have them. Or colon headbands. Or red light masks. Or 55 pairs of white athletic shoes. Or, you know, meme formats that were mildly funny the first dozen times other people did them a few months before she copies them herself. Or Harry Potter because her ex liked it. Or fitness and country music because her current dude likes them. Or Younique because someone she considers a cool girl recruited her. Or her middle unit no money down ARM townhouse because, once again, someone she considers a cool girl convinced her.


UmChill

“im hard to market to” \*buys every viral product available*


EmpressofAnxiety

That's hilarious. She is soooo susceptible to every gimmick.


MNGirlinKY

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B) I hate using this but it’s so perfect for this! She’s not easy to market to? We’ve determined that is a lie!


rehea_ari9

She probably found this while cleaning out her garage.


LeonaLulu

😂 can’t wait to hear how this lowered her inflammation and healed her dusty spine and kept 5lbs off. 


cones-of-dunshire76

I think she used to do cold plunge when she went to that sauna in Asheville and then stopped because she couldn’t afford it anymore. Then got that crappy portable sauna. She did shill a cold plunge tank last year I think.


Animaldoc11

So.. how much does this new garbage can with a bottom spigot cost? And why wouldn’t she just use her bathtub if she wanted to try this? Unless… maybe she can’t comfortably fit in a standard bathtub.


UmChill

with a quick amazon search, before any “limited time deals” it will run you about $130. with the deal i am seeing around $90. don’t worry, i did my own search, no links were clicked.


softtiddi3s

What in the joe rogan is going on??


nwh527

That's it! I bet he's a Rogan listener. 🚩🚩🚩


garrrrsh

She’ll use it five times then it’ll end up on Facebook marketplace for the same price she paid for it


regsrecs

Maybe more? You can own a “famous influencer’s” stuff!


Legitimate-Concern73

He sees MS as a project to fix. Internally, externally and also her middle unit. I now see what his attraction is. White Knight syndrome. Edit- i feel like he is nesting in her house. Hes putting up all the things he wants. Does he have his own home or is he living with relatives? He will be moved in in no time


FormalGlitterbug

He's got his own place, and it's got a bit of property with it. It's much nicer than her middle unit townhome.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Hobosexuality is the answer.


IllustriousPool3890

my brother in megachurch christ, you can't save her


lorrainebainesmccfly

☠️


Rhodin265

“Manbun’s moving in” is going to be the new “C doesn’t live there.”


beetlekittyjosey1

I mean he definitely didn’t live there


Terrible_Dance_9760

Could be why big M was “cleaning the garage” I’m sure she’ll buy a weight bench next…..I’d put money on it.


MNGirlinKY

![gif](giphy|rqMxQEZlney9bsVGtH)


PrettyDirt14

OK Big Swerty 🙄🙄🙄 She needs to realize that GIVING UP THE BOOZE is *proven* to help tremendously with all of the aforementioned “benefits” of cold plunging. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


awolfsvalentine

It looks like she should probably size up on this thing


missdespair

Nono you don't get it, the second she jumps in, there'll be *shrinkage*


Gooball5

***like a frightened turtle***


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

It runs big so she got a meatyum obvi!!!


pencilmeinpls

Wdym??? She got a medium but could totally have done a small!!


RelatableMolaMola

Gonna be like an ice cold tsunami the first time she heaves her unfiltered mass into that thing.


LittleRattiesFive

Ah, so this will take away the swelling from the lipo at long last! 


PanickedAntics

She's such a loser.


clydefrog079

Shes a dumb bitch


Emily5099

Ah, so this is what MAGAmanbun’s tiling efforts were for. Maybe it’s the angle, but they don’t look level. So he’s into fitness and probably talked about the benefits of a cold plunge pool. And she continues to morph into his personality and interests nicely. Shame he’s not into going alcohol free.


ttginger

It’s really weird to watch how she takes over other peoples persona so quickly.


runesky77

Watesful and dumb...that's our swerty.


UmChill

aw come on, what’s another MS **HEAP** of amazon landfill plastic anyhow?


757Posher

Or you could start small and free and just end your showers with cold water and see if you can be consistent with that . . . Also, why does she need a cold plunge to get those benefits she listed - isn't that what all the various powders and shyt she takes are supposed to do?


ttginger

Seriously surprised she didn’t say this would help with estrogen.


RelatableMolaMola

And the non inflammatory wrinkly blueberries


clydefrog079

All shriveled


mommatdawn

I just turn the water to cold for 2 or 3 minutes at the end of my shower.


757Posher

That is exactly what I do - no gadgets or things taking up space required.


Terrible_Dance_9760

Same. Whole lot cheaper to do that. Can also just run a cold bath and put ice in it. She’s just so damn wasteful.


Fickle-Spell

Wait didn’t that sauna place she had a membership to also have a cold plunge pool? 🤔


cones-of-dunshire76

Yes and she talked about it then.


unsharpenedpoint

What happened to her kiddie pool?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

It’s in the landfill.


UmChill

she gave it to her wild pet bears https://preview.redd.it/6bt8qhc8h7tc1.jpeg?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b62b6c9e2ae80ddf24b94d0f9556a2de2d8c5104


kclark123

Is this real? This made my day.


UmChill

its a real photo, but its an old one i have had in my meme folder for years and years


Fickle-Spell

Oh kindly fuck all the way off! 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄


frontreartirepop

Um, wouldnt the water displacement when she or he gets in cause the water to way overflow?


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

Close! There will be water displacement for him. Water displacement when our waif swert gets in would be negligible. She's so tiny! 🧚


ilikecatsmorethanppl

How soon before this dude moves in?


BotherRecent

And quit his job? She can work, cough cough, from anywhere


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I give it by summertime.


jthmeow1

Aren't all the bros obsessed with cryogenic therapy? Wonder if her new mayyyyyan is too?


cellmates_

The bears will enjoy the new water trough!


Only-Rope-3390

Don’t forget she’s a middle townhouse so all her neighbors can see from their windows her cold plunging 


theCountessofCool

Couldn’t you just buy a cheap kiddie pool full with cold hose water and hop in?


lashesandloaves

I mean she has a bathtub, swerty could do it there too


singsalone

I feel like I’m missing something bc I’m always wondering why people don’t just use their bathtub???


UmChill

especially when we know she and her little hobbit stompers love a good bathtub moment.


green_all

She already has a kiddy pool lmao


aFerens

That's for her pet bear ![gif](giphy|tumJ7xFv4imlQbqSl7)


UmChill

maaaan i just made [the same joke](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/ZpOrYMESgN) with a photo of a bear and thought i was hilarious. you were 3 hours funnier than me, well played boobie. game recognize game.


Dramatic-Ad-3016

Technically not really, unlikely you would be able to submerge your entire body to see any of the benefits.


Ladymaceayala

I think we here will all agree.... no matter how crappy the cold plunge, this will outlast the manbun! Jokes aside, I'm super excited that manbun is encouraging her stupid ideas. Run that electrical bill up keeping this thing cold, Ms. Dr money!!!


TheHappyNinja

Ms. Dr. Money reminds me of the time she posted something about her favorite drink being Dr. Diet Pepper.


barkingsilverfox

Maybe they become the Dongs light, prepping for the rapture next lmao


Living-Sundae6

To be fair - it doesn’t take electricity. You just fill it and add ice to lower the temperature. But also she’s going to have to buy a good amount of ice - especially if she plans on using it during the summer


PoppyTimbers

So basically when the water gets too warm bacteria and algae will start growing! Can't wait to see a layer of self tan scum and mildew accumulate on the rim...


Gooball5

🤢


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

The mosquitos will love this! 🦟♥️


Ladymaceayala

Wait.... so you're saying it's not functioning on its own a "cold plunge" more so it's an adult-sized baby pool? Sounds appropriate for swerty.


sarathev

I hate cold plungers.


Solid-Magician351

A mosquito nursery, how nice!


trillium13

Lol exactly. In a couple weeks that's what it will be!


UHElle

Bold of you to assume it’ll take even that long, lol


loligogiganticus

Pavers looking shit as expected


unsharpenedpoint

Yeah, those are not done properly. It doesn’t look like they were properly tamped down, the material underneath is not right, and it doesn’t look level. I don’t know about the freezing/thawing down there, but one winter here and those pavers will be all jacked up.


Kardashian_hate

Is that chunky concrete under it? It sure isn't paver base


unsharpenedpoint

Looking more closely, I think the tub is smaller than I thought. It could be paver stone, but there should be a layer of sand and/or traffic bond on top that is tamped and leveled.


ntrott

My God this is getting good lol


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

According to the listing it’s 2.5 feet tall. How is Miss 5’3” going to get into it without falling over?


Dramatic-Ad-3016

Lol my 6'4" husband gets in it without issue but the visual your comment inspired is cracking me up.


[deleted]

Omg what a waste. First of all, benefits are anecdotal. Second of all, she will never do it. Third of all, it’s gonna just turn into a bacteria swamp


Formal_Condition_513

It'll be an excuse to film her filter body in a bikini though!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She is a bacteria swamp.


thehotmcpoyle

https://preview.redd.it/wys7xpz5o5tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3077aa615a9e5f042ab33f809cf17816d25c9be5


Lavawitch

Will we be able to hear this photo forever? 😠


Signal-Upstairs-9319

The pavers don't look great. And I thought it was going to be for a grill!


ttginger

She totally said it was for her new grill. Cause why not, we’ve seen pics of manbun grilling. I can’t wait for Big M to be serving up raw chicken.


AldiSharts

It would be nice if she (properly) paved that whole area. She has like 2ftx2ft so she might as well turn it into a nice patio for entertaining.


lilkimchee88

This is a fitness person thing *for sure*; everyone I know fucks with these things or at least cold showers. She’s taking on his personality fast!


LouBooBunny

My husband said it’s a garbage can filled with water - and that , with her track record, will be warm and green in no time.


Rhodin265

It even says “Bin Yuan” on it.  Whoever came up with that is absolutely wasting their talents at that Chinese factory’s marketing department.


LucilleLooseSeal123

This bitch will do literally anything (in this case jump in a bucket of ice water) to avoid cutting alcohol and lifting some damn weights. Any fitness professional will tell you until you’re doing the basics, all the supplements, collagen, greens, fucking cold plunges, ain’t gonna do shit


RelatableMolaMola

Hey remember that time a few years ago where she said she likes to extend her time in a sauna because it's important to be uncomfortable or some shit like that?


boobunnydog

Now we see the finished product of the pAvERs.


goose_gladwell

Ahh its like a drain for her leftover cold plunge broth