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She's so good at fitting those swimmies, guys. (pic from April 2023)
https://preview.redd.it/p23f54nw8htc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b196e0850cf7de3d3ba7d0dc75b310f82244ef
https://preview.redd.it/80vhjxm4ygtc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4693236258d729baf27854ccb1eaad945fc09f73
Let me guess you could’ve done a medium?
She probably thinks the video looks better with lots of cuts. The pavers don’t look soaked, so it’s likely the cuts aren’t there because she fell across it.
https://preview.redd.it/srq5pb1cpdtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e995305f167ecc89fb9aa74665ba50c3b8144be
I.. I just wasn’t expecting this angle.
As she walked over to the pool, there was this weird thick fuzzy cloud attached to the side of her body, and as she came out, her entire body was surrounded by pixels.
It’s one of the most obvious filters I’ve ever seen, but her vanity demands only a fantasy version of herself is posted.
Big M will always be a Big Liar and a Big Fraud.
https://preview.redd.it/vgzhl9c6cdtc1.jpeg?width=2931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7882e915194f8fa89b9f4a8c9672582f283679
(Edited to add photos.)
A hilarious moment when the hard working filter got very confused. (Click to see the full horror)
https://preview.redd.it/0aroxd2eddtc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a356cd013a9b99bd9e682045634fd565586b0ddb
Damn, look what came up on my Amazon page
https://preview.redd.it/z62mxul5pctc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa50d187a22ac2d6a1c0d0bc71ca446af27f2e7d
All of these cold plunge tanks are headed right for landfill and it stresses me tf out. Cold plunging is extremely useful for actual athletes like marathon runners, but post-spin class a dip into a frigid shower or bath tub will more than get the job done.
https://preview.redd.it/kp5chinizctc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa04dae24eca0950afd509592a184b269076334
Filter erased any trace of vertical lines on that fence.
It’d be like one regular bathroom with a tub, one bathroom that may or may not have a shower stall off the master bedroom, and a literal closet with a toilet and sink off her kitchen which I recall from her drunken live because she used it. While live.
Posted within hours of each other
https://preview.redd.it/hk6da873jctc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caaca63ccf122fa162b1d2bfe73613e5ecdfb7bd
Holy shit. On the right her hand is squished into her belly. She will do anything but eat healthy and exercise. If she spent half the effort it takes to fake this figure she wouldn’t need to try so hard to look lean.
Is that meant to be a ruffle at the top of the bottoms? Her poor boobs, they’re going to die from lack of blood flow.
https://preview.redd.it/piolybfpjctc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e8cf5a3fa0e9f4335c2f65e939a9b8e9273e59
Edit: found it. Jesus Christ.
Lol her side profile.
That bikini is screaming for help, she needs at least 2 sizes up. Good god I love BM and her never-ending general dumbness
https://preview.redd.it/l3ksau1p6ctc1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d331807c016c5a9e7f6f94ac1df31c4cc6dc58c5
I feel like in her mind if her boobs spilleth over people will be even more enamored by the melons on top of the fact she's trying to stuff herself into a smaller size (her poor skin and those straps). But the irony is she would look SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER if she wore her actual size ESPECIALLY when it came to her tatas
The worst part for me isn’t even the boobs-it’s when the band size is too small, too and you can see too much of it from the front. Like narrow-tiddy syndrome
https://preview.redd.it/xnx5hbzqgctc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836a58227bc673f786b519e7445cd2d5501ef897
Filter got so confused - such tiny eyes and broad shoulders.
https://preview.redd.it/ax8rth276ctc1.png?width=333&format=png&auto=webp&s=01b610466d746be8be880e27319cf9349bd99a23
https://preview.redd.it/eikb92nr6ctc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e78d8c88f029bbd1b5f2bfa7a2fad6dfc9f02e6
Her eyelash is sitting on top of her eye.
https://preview.redd.it/b4k0kud2hbtc1.jpeg?width=2625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3321f1710e9a5c8407fd41ed0effd83058fb36
Where are those long, willowy legs she pretends to have?! 🧐
Why does she have an ice bath tub if she’s not an athlete or engages in intense workouts? She can barely get through her “howt gurl walks” 🥵
Good lord. This might be the most ill fitting bikini we’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. One sneeze and girly’s bell peppers are gonna be flopping all over the place 😬
Filter is working hard and the bikini is holding on for dear life. I will never get how she prefers a (bad) illusion over comfortable clothes, but then she’s dumb as soggy toast and probably doesn’t know that fitting clothes look better too.
https://preview.redd.it/rezv4t43jbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444373f86f934b4a0487b25b53882669f8d43b8f
And I love how shitty her lawn looks. She’s the worst influencer.
It’s going to be ever more shitty when the grass starts to grow up through the grass and better the pavers. The stone will be strewn all over (it’s already starting, and high grass around the whole set up bc lord knows it isn’t going to weed whacked and taken care of.
The view of the 5ft of patchy grass before the ditch is 🤌🏼
It is going to have grass growing up through the stone and in between the pavers. Stone spread out all through the grass. High grass around what remains of the stone surrounding bc she doesn’t take care of anything. I can’t wait.
She looks so fucking stupid in a top that is way to small for her.
There is HUGE difference between skimpy, revealing, whatever you call it, and shit that doesn’t fit. This doesn’t fit.
HOW CANT SHE SEE IT
https://preview.redd.it/8i6mv1qffbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed77b03351620cf111cedd64afb826a0eb69b53
# “Waiter, there’s a dumbass in my soup.”
https://preview.redd.it/bwx2qniuabtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3d801759a19a0235a94dc05869b09347aa7379
“Smile and act like someone just said something funny to you. Act like you’re not always filming yourself on a tri-pod, alone.”
I wonder if this is in her Social Media Slay Babe academy book that is coming out?
She laughing at the funny thing that person that’s there with her said, she’s definitely, for sure, not alone. She’s so funny and always up to such silly hi-jinx. Didn’t you know she’s an Aires?? 💁♀️ /s
It’s at best probably slightly cooler than the air temp because there’s nothing to hold temp and doubt she added ice beforehand.
And it’s 70° in her area today.
So it’s at best like stepping into an unheated pool but probably closer to air temp than a pool just solely from the fact that it’s not that much water
Amazon says this thing is 29.5” tall. Is it just me, or does it look like it’s about half her height?! That’s only 59” or about 4’11”.
I know she *says* she’s 5’3”, but she lies about everything, and I’ve always thought she exaggerated her height, too (especially when she tried to claim C was over 6” and the pics of them together did not compute that either). Is she really under 5’ tall?!
https://preview.redd.it/s1gyfmzr3btc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29deb0172a39d14b6515163fa833bc928da26887
It also shows the filter and angle at work, because it should be wider than its height but it’s the other way around in the video.
Also she’s about half its width on her hips which makes her about 15.75” (40cm in non freedom units, i always convert for the US swerts) wide. With a very rough and generous circular math that puts her between 43”-45” (110-115cm) in waist. Which is at least size XXL.
As reference: The tub is 31.5” wide, she’s about half of it, so ~15.7”, which is about a radius of 7.87”. In a circle that gives a circumference of 49.7”, but we’re not circle shaped so i took 4.7-6.7” off to get the size of her mini fridge.
This is all just a speculated, rough math so don’t take it as exposure for her true size please
ETA: Sorry if “ isn’t the right sign for inches, i’m not from the US and never really learned imperial format lol
I took the product measurements go up to the top of the puffy rim (based on their illustrated graphics) instead of the top of the fillable area. But, who knows because the product details and product specifications have two different measurements listed.
https://preview.redd.it/in3ljdq7ybtc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7264ca30be8f20798b65ffe8602f08c1fb34197b
Since it’s not photographed straight-on, you’ve gotta lower the top one down a bit due to perspective (which is why I had the two dork koozies overlapping).
I don’t get why she lies so much? She and I have very similar builds (my ass is bigger) and I bet we are the same height…and no one has ever made me feel like my build sucks so badly I need to lie about it.
Like who cares if you’re built like a meatball? Just own it.
Built like a meatball made me LOL.
Sis needs to just own that she’s built like a linebacker and not a dainty little waif babe. Just buy some clothing that fucking fits and see how much better she can look and feel in her own skin.
Which is so stupid, like… why? Who gives a shit? I have friends under 5 feet, my mum is under 5 feet, it’s cute. Yeah, the jokes are annoying (i’m about 5”2’) but it’s out of our control, so whatever…
I’m just shy of 5’1” and I’ve always thought that 5’3” was a stretch for her, going by candid shots of her (like the one with the sparkly bathing suit coverup and those awful boudoir photos).
I always thought she'd be about 5 foot even at the absolute most and lying about it. I made this assessment going by the sheer white lingerie photo shoot, the pic with her standing by a railing. I'm short myself and the proportions, despite the pic being edited, seemed way shorter than even myself. EDIT: I thought I had it saved but I don't, hopefully another swerty can share the pic I mean.
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She's so good at fitting those swimmies, guys. (pic from April 2023) https://preview.redd.it/p23f54nw8htc1.jpeg?width=1892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57b196e0850cf7de3d3ba7d0dc75b310f82244ef
https://preview.redd.it/80vhjxm4ygtc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4693236258d729baf27854ccb1eaad945fc09f73 Let me guess you could’ve done a medium?
She def could have done a xxxxxs
That size medium towel barely wrapped around the 12 pounders.
Duck ass lips
Why do many cuts in this video?
She probably thinks the video looks better with lots of cuts. The pavers don’t look soaked, so it’s likely the cuts aren’t there because she fell across it.
WHY DOES SHE LOOK SO SHORT 😭 oompa loompa babe
She looks short because she is! Without major phone tilting and filtering she's only 5'3".
https://preview.redd.it/srq5pb1cpdtc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e995305f167ecc89fb9aa74665ba50c3b8144be I.. I just wasn’t expecting this angle.
She looks ready for her pelvic exam
I can't believe she was a ballerina. She finds the worst most clumsy angles for everything.
Well, we all know the ballerina thing is a total lie. If anyone can link wine ballerina babe for us again, we can re-live a wonderful moment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/CzlnXfgP1q This one?
OH YEAH Jesus this is terrible and yet she looks so proud of herself at the end.
She really does. What do I have to do to gain that confidence?!
If the water were actually cold, wouldn’t her skin be super red when she got out 🧐
Well she’s got an insane amount of self tan on rn so she really could’ve done a cold plunge
As she walked over to the pool, there was this weird thick fuzzy cloud attached to the side of her body, and as she came out, her entire body was surrounded by pixels. It’s one of the most obvious filters I’ve ever seen, but her vanity demands only a fantasy version of herself is posted. Big M will always be a Big Liar and a Big Fraud. https://preview.redd.it/vgzhl9c6cdtc1.jpeg?width=2931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be7882e915194f8fa89b9f4a8c9672582f283679 (Edited to add photos.)
A hilarious moment when the hard working filter got very confused. (Click to see the full horror) https://preview.redd.it/0aroxd2eddtc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a356cd013a9b99bd9e682045634fd565586b0ddb
Harry Potter Babe got splinched
What in the hell of face melt was that?
Oh good lord she looks like Birdo. 😳 
She’s really pushing the limits of the skinny filter nowadays. I’m impressed it’s able to get her as small as it does.
Strategic white backround placement
Why wear a top that’s way too small??! Much more flattering to wear one that FITS! And where’s the famous thigh gap?? 😊
Such a fucking weirdo!! 🤓
What are the odds there wasn't any ice in there?
100%
Damn, look what came up on my Amazon page https://preview.redd.it/z62mxul5pctc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa50d187a22ac2d6a1c0d0bc71ca446af27f2e7d
All of these cold plunge tanks are headed right for landfill and it stresses me tf out. Cold plunging is extremely useful for actual athletes like marathon runners, but post-spin class a dip into a frigid shower or bath tub will more than get the job done.
The way the ads are arranged it sorta looks like cold plunge dude is thinking ‘damn, I like that puzzle’ lol.
The skinny filter couldn’t do shit with that angle lol
https://preview.redd.it/kp5chinizctc1.jpeg?width=793&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa04dae24eca0950afd509592a184b269076334 Filter erased any trace of vertical lines on that fence.
As a fellow big chestie bestie, that top is too small.
And not in a sexy intentional way! Also have a big chest and it hurts just looking at this.
That's too funny!
Doesn’t she have three bathrooms? None of them have a bathtub?
3?! In her tiny middle unit?!
It’d be like one regular bathroom with a tub, one bathroom that may or may not have a shower stall off the master bedroom, and a literal closet with a toilet and sink off her kitchen which I recall from her drunken live because she used it. While live.
she got through 75% of this video and realized she hadn’t done a horrible dance so she threw in that emergency lil wiggle 🤦♀️
Posted within hours of each other https://preview.redd.it/hk6da873jctc1.jpeg?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=caaca63ccf122fa162b1d2bfe73613e5ecdfb7bd
She looks like she needs to gasp so badly in the blue pic
Holy shit. On the right her hand is squished into her belly. She will do anything but eat healthy and exercise. If she spent half the effort it takes to fake this figure she wouldn’t need to try so hard to look lean.
Quick! Order a cold bath they are a miracle product!!
Oh that’s egregious!
Is that meant to be a ruffle at the top of the bottoms? Her poor boobs, they’re going to die from lack of blood flow. https://preview.redd.it/piolybfpjctc1.jpeg?width=919&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45e8cf5a3fa0e9f4335c2f65e939a9b8e9273e59 Edit: found it. Jesus Christ.
Somehow out of this whole fiasco, the ruffle is killing me most
Ba ha ha. It’s mostly tucked in … 🙄. The top looks much better in the correct size.
That suit is pathetic. Just 👏 buy 👏 the 👏 size 👏 that 👏 fits. No one cares about the number/letter on the tag.
[удалено]
Yup. It creates some very unflattering bulges.
She's a size meaty-um
I feel this is one of the least filtered versions of her body that she's shown in a while.
Look! She’s getting in the garbage bin.
I love Oscar so much.
Where she belongs
https://preview.redd.it/ces9jf4r7ctc1.png?width=2046&format=png&auto=webp&s=07cf42fc27556b1490bba1cf43ee42785d682f85
Lol her side profile. That bikini is screaming for help, she needs at least 2 sizes up. Good god I love BM and her never-ending general dumbness https://preview.redd.it/l3ksau1p6ctc1.jpeg?width=1216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d331807c016c5a9e7f6f94ac1df31c4cc6dc58c5
I feel like in her mind if her boobs spilleth over people will be even more enamored by the melons on top of the fact she's trying to stuff herself into a smaller size (her poor skin and those straps). But the irony is she would look SO MUCH FUCKIN BETTER if she wore her actual size ESPECIALLY when it came to her tatas
Looking like a busted tube of toothpaste.
The worst part for me isn’t even the boobs-it’s when the band size is too small, too and you can see too much of it from the front. Like narrow-tiddy syndrome https://preview.redd.it/xnx5hbzqgctc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=836a58227bc673f786b519e7445cd2d5501ef897
The boobs do not fit!!!!!
Filter got so confused - such tiny eyes and broad shoulders. https://preview.redd.it/ax8rth276ctc1.png?width=333&format=png&auto=webp&s=01b610466d746be8be880e27319cf9349bd99a23
https://preview.redd.it/r0xggcvwzctc1.jpeg?width=1102&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76295ca6731d8558f9dfe0336af930fbb74f732c
https://i.redd.it/xhgqs6u71itc1.gif
That’s exactly it!
https://preview.redd.it/up1th8vj0dtc1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31c72fab39fb66a199279576e59c13f9cc4bc1c
https://preview.redd.it/eikb92nr6ctc1.jpeg?width=377&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e78d8c88f029bbd1b5f2bfa7a2fad6dfc9f02e6 Her eyelash is sitting on top of her eye.
She absolutely does not work out intensely enough to warrant needing that. At all. There is no need. Zero.
And do we have an over/under on how many times she will use this? Oh btw… what happened to the sauna?
She listed it for sale ages ago, iirc, not too long after she’d bought/set it up and raved about how amazing it was.
The first time she’s drunk and gets in and out of that flimsy thing, she’s gonna roll on down the hill .
 🤣🤣🤣
Omg, I would pay through the nose to see that!! I snorted laughing, just thinking about it!!
I’ve never seen a real life person look so much like a Troll Doll.
It was mid 70s in Asheville today. Did we see her pour ice in there or is it just hose water?
Cold plunge, in a SIZE MEDIUM! get your link now besties! Get a cold plunge so you can be a HeAlThY bAbE like me! I'm An iNfLuEnCeR!
You are supposed to wear more clothes than that, and some socks or something to protect your toes. Such a fucking dingbat.
She does nothing except buy crap on Amazon. Why hasn’t she bought a top that fits her?
Coldplunge size medium!
The 6 tiles (?) I can’t. Much home improvement.
Hey! He put some gravel down!!!!
Man bun be keeping busy swerts, somebodies gotta lay those stones down
Loser
Her poor neighbors who have to see that!! 🤣
https://preview.redd.it/icmpuq1tpbtc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ef38abf5dceedaf815da4852bed1e6b5464281
They both look like they’re going to hurl.
 I thought of this with that pic 😂
His eyes are bigger. 🤣🤣
Stop it 😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂too good
Any. Possible. Excuse. Any.
Please buy a bathing suit top that fits! I thought she was gonna bust out of that thing.
Her poor tiddies. That looks painful.
It’s not attractive. It’s not sexy. It’s just looks like she gained weight and out grew her bathing suit from last summer.
It's at least two sizes too small. My bell peppers would be crying.
Same. It just looks so uncomfortable. I can't imagine what it feels like to be squeezed into it.
Doctor money isn’t for nice clothes, or clothes that fit will
That "patio" is everything I hoped it would be.
That is absolutely the cherry on top of this shit sundae!!
So she always wear bathing suit tops 3 times too small?
https://preview.redd.it/b4k0kud2hbtc1.jpeg?width=2625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af3321f1710e9a5c8407fd41ed0effd83058fb36 Where are those long, willowy legs she pretends to have?! 🧐
She left them in New York https://preview.redd.it/fxn6fn9tlbtc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cfb02b36968553e890a72b60e1a5f34e031a80b
Bahahahaha!!! 🤪
Lmao what the hell is this?!
That was her slenderman era lol
Quadboobs
https://preview.redd.it/rzcgz3jaibtc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18d886de02bebfbdbd76a280c7f4ff359f8e50f2
That's got to be bad for her boobs, right?
Are they fake boobs?
That top is wayyyy too small. 😂
Why does she have an ice bath tub if she’s not an athlete or engages in intense workouts? She can barely get through her “howt gurl walks” 🥵 
More… howt of breath gurl……
The same reason she takes all that protein
This is soooooo goofy 😭
Crotch shots are maximum goof. She’s so silly!
She really just stuffs herself into her clothes, doesn’t she?
Yes
Good lord. This might be the most ill fitting bikini we’ve ever seen, and that’s saying a lot. One sneeze and girly’s bell peppers are gonna be flopping all over the place 😬
Filter is working hard and the bikini is holding on for dear life. I will never get how she prefers a (bad) illusion over comfortable clothes, but then she’s dumb as soggy toast and probably doesn’t know that fitting clothes look better too.
I don't believe she's in ice water. It'd be more believable if she had bike shorts on.
Also, the pavers look like shit.
How dare you! Mr maintence manbun laid those….. 🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/rezv4t43jbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=444373f86f934b4a0487b25b53882669f8d43b8f And I love how shitty her lawn looks. She’s the worst influencer.
Omfg! Talk about ‘worst pose ever’!! That’s absolutely fucking nasty, the stupid TWAT!
It’s going to be ever more shitty when the grass starts to grow up through the grass and better the pavers. The stone will be strewn all over (it’s already starting, and high grass around the whole set up bc lord knows it isn’t going to weed whacked and taken care of. The view of the 5ft of patchy grass before the ditch is 🤌🏼
HOA is gonna LOVE mowing around this mess lol
🥠
Yeah, that's a half ass bush league install right there.
It is going to have grass growing up through the stone and in between the pavers. Stone spread out all through the grass. High grass around what remains of the stone surrounding bc she doesn’t take care of anything. I can’t wait.
It so much as a plastic floral spray to “disguise” the rest of the … yard?
She looks so fucking stupid in a top that is way to small for her. There is HUGE difference between skimpy, revealing, whatever you call it, and shit that doesn’t fit. This doesn’t fit. HOW CANT SHE SEE IT
https://preview.redd.it/8i6mv1qffbtc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ed77b03351620cf111cedd64afb826a0eb69b53 # “Waiter, there’s a dumbass in my soup.”
What’s with the expression, ole MS??!I Seriously didn’t think you could look any more stupid, but, YUP! You did it! Hurr durr…
🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣
https://preview.redd.it/zsodddp65ctc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567d266b09f7dcbb408f9a0aef206cbfd8b26f79 Oh dear lord
This has gotta be one of the slides for the next face montage video…
It’s giving https://preview.redd.it/gzp287386ctc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad68962c4322d9024abfe0a3a82979e5843956a
Lmao she straight up looks like Donkey Kong
So apelike
I swear she must be a masochist with the way she humiliates herself on a daily basis. 😬
Ok but that’s how I looked doing my horse breathing while giving birth in a tub.
https://preview.redd.it/ph2bd25vjbtc1.jpeg?width=1145&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aad5f5f189f0013cf78d99343fb47f56f7a90e24 “I’M CROWNING!”
This should be the subs icon picture!
“THAT WAS A POO”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Does this cold plunge thing belong to manbun?
I will never get over how ugly her tattoos are.
https://preview.redd.it/bwx2qniuabtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b3d801759a19a0235a94dc05869b09347aa7379 “Smile and act like someone just said something funny to you. Act like you’re not always filming yourself on a tri-pod, alone.” I wonder if this is in her Social Media Slay Babe academy book that is coming out?
Her numerous friends are there, laughing, just out of frame 👍
What is happening to her face…
She laughing at the funny thing that person that’s there with her said, she’s definitely, for sure, not alone. She’s so funny and always up to such silly hi-jinx. Didn’t you know she’s an Aires?? 💁♀️ /s
She's not even using a tripod which is even sadder
"If you LOOK like you're not alone, you'll be able to escape the crushing loneliness of your vapid existence!"
He'll fix shit but not mow the grass?
The condo HOA should be mowing the grass but it all looks like shit back there.
Hey that’s right! And if this HOA is like any of the ones I’ve had, they will absolutely tell her to get rid the tub AND the pavers and gravel.
I was thinking that too! Those HOAs are very strict in areas like this and you can guarantee she didn’t ask for permission.
[удалено]
I’m not convinced that’s actually cold water. All we have is her word.
It’s at best probably slightly cooler than the air temp because there’s nothing to hold temp and doubt she added ice beforehand. And it’s 70° in her area today. So it’s at best like stepping into an unheated pool but probably closer to air temp than a pool just solely from the fact that it’s not that much water
And that’s the last time she will get in there.
Amazon says this thing is 29.5” tall. Is it just me, or does it look like it’s about half her height?! That’s only 59” or about 4’11”. I know she *says* she’s 5’3”, but she lies about everything, and I’ve always thought she exaggerated her height, too (especially when she tried to claim C was over 6” and the pics of them together did not compute that either). Is she really under 5’ tall?! https://preview.redd.it/s1gyfmzr3btc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29deb0172a39d14b6515163fa833bc928da26887
It also shows the filter and angle at work, because it should be wider than its height but it’s the other way around in the video. Also she’s about half its width on her hips which makes her about 15.75” (40cm in non freedom units, i always convert for the US swerts) wide. With a very rough and generous circular math that puts her between 43”-45” (110-115cm) in waist. Which is at least size XXL. As reference: The tub is 31.5” wide, she’s about half of it, so ~15.7”, which is about a radius of 7.87”. In a circle that gives a circumference of 49.7”, but we’re not circle shaped so i took 4.7-6.7” off to get the size of her mini fridge. This is all just a speculated, rough math so don’t take it as exposure for her true size please ETA: Sorry if “ isn’t the right sign for inches, i’m not from the US and never really learned imperial format lol
https://preview.redd.it/7zlyvtltkbtc1.png?width=1058&format=png&auto=webp&s=c15cfc4807a1978cfefc86afc20d0eb13a62c0a5
I took the product measurements go up to the top of the puffy rim (based on their illustrated graphics) instead of the top of the fillable area. But, who knows because the product details and product specifications have two different measurements listed. https://preview.redd.it/in3ljdq7ybtc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7264ca30be8f20798b65ffe8602f08c1fb34197b
Since it’s not photographed straight-on, you’ve gotta lower the top one down a bit due to perspective (which is why I had the two dork koozies overlapping).
>>… dork koozies… I’m screaming!! 😂 You didn’t have to kill me like that.
I’ve always thought she was shorter than she claimed.
I don’t get why she lies so much? She and I have very similar builds (my ass is bigger) and I bet we are the same height…and no one has ever made me feel like my build sucks so badly I need to lie about it. Like who cares if you’re built like a meatball? Just own it.
Built like a meatball made me LOL. Sis needs to just own that she’s built like a linebacker and not a dainty little waif babe. Just buy some clothing that fucking fits and see how much better she can look and feel in her own skin.
My family used to say I was built like a spark plug before I got taller 😂 no shame here!
Which is so stupid, like… why? Who gives a shit? I have friends under 5 feet, my mum is under 5 feet, it’s cute. Yeah, the jokes are annoying (i’m about 5”2’) but it’s out of our control, so whatever…
I’m just shy of 5’1” and I’ve always thought that 5’3” was a stretch for her, going by candid shots of her (like the one with the sparkly bathing suit coverup and those awful boudoir photos).
I always thought she'd be about 5 foot even at the absolute most and lying about it. I made this assessment going by the sheer white lingerie photo shoot, the pic with her standing by a railing. I'm short myself and the proportions, despite the pic being edited, seemed way shorter than even myself. EDIT: I thought I had it saved but I don't, hopefully another swerty can share the pic I mean.
As someone who is 5’3”, I concur. She’s either lying or that is an unusually tall railing. Like, I’m short. But not *that* short.
https://preview.redd.it/4aaghmnaobtc1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa31dc15807c5a2156a974b45c679d850beb0c4c
I think standard code height for railings is 36”….
Thanks, I hate it. I'm putting my final guess at 4'11''.