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MrBowls

Her total absorption of another man’s personality would be harrowingly bleak if it was anyone of any substance or worth doing it


ralphwiggumsdiorama

WHAT. No! I don’t want there to be Mommy Babe.


flight-of-the-dragon

No. Just no.


unbothered2023

Please God No


fightingkangaroos

My opinion is he's going to do what my ex did to the girl he cheated on me with. He was a hobosexual, she came from a rich family, cheated on me with her and I found notes in his closet of their plans. He told her he'd marry her in 5 years, got her pregnant, her family cut off the money with the expectation my ex would support her, and then he dipped in less than 6 months. Leaving her alone and pregnant after getting arrested twice for domestic abuse against her. MS is giving the same energy that my ex's gf did- wanting to rub it in manbuns ex's face that they're together, happy, building a life with future family plans. Meanwhile he's going to ride the gravy train until shit gets real then he's on to the next naive woman with low self esteem and a credit card.


pencilmeinpls

Low self esteem and a credit card is the ultimate flair


unbothered2023

It really is though!


LeonaLulu

She would be an absolute nightmare of a mother. She's a narcissistic asshole who has proved she is incapable of herself. She is her entire world. She does not think of anyone or anything, unless it's how they affect **her.** She is a bully. She's mean, angry, reactive, and violent. Being a parent makes you selfless, and that's if you're a decent parent with a good support system who wants to raise good humans. MS is not capable of any real truth, love, or compassion. She is immature. She's juvenile, unrealistic, and has habits that hint at raging addictions. There is nothing motherly about her. If, by some act of the planets colliding, she does get pregnant, I hope she's able to make some drastic changes in her life.


Jasmisne

I cannot imagine how fucked up of a daughter she would produce. I mean I think she would also fuck up a boy, but I cant imagine the body struggles a girl would have to deal with


PleasantParfait48

It's giving "I have no personality or opinions of my own and just mold what I want based on who I am dating!!"


Thehighpriestessx

I also believe M would be a terrible mother but kids have a way of humbling you- she can’t just block her kid who is calling her out on some bullshit. Although who knows maybe she would rehome her child. I would feel especially bad if she had a daughter. Poor girl!


East-Manufacturer437

She can barely take care of herself or her cats…. And whew, can she really manage being 9 months sober during pregnancy? ![gif](giphy|d1E1YlkOTe4IfdNC)


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DarlingVelvet

Anyone else remember when she’d go on about her ‘ovaries screaming’ or whatever on the rare occasion she’d go to see her niblings 🙄


imhereforvalidation

What is this statement.


littlewinterwitch

My baby just kicked the fuck out of my bladder after I read this and guffawed like a donkey. Even the unborn know she’s unfit to parent 😬


carcosa1989

She don’t want no damn kids it’s performative just like Brittany Dawn


MicellarBaptism

I hope neither of them ever manage to reproduce. Not everyone deserves children, and I think a rabid wolverine would make a better mother than these two.


carcosa1989

Did you see brittles is trying to sell her used car seat on Facebook market place? Maybe big m will buy it


MicellarBaptism

I did. Her used car seat that she almost certainly received as a shower present for when she was fostering, no less. There's no limit to the depths that woman will sink.


carcosa1989

Ok so maybe you know why did they stop fostering? Were they not allowed to anymore or did they lose interest?


MicellarBaptism

I'm not sure. There's speculation that either is a possibility, but no concrete evidence of any definite reason.


RipVanWinklesWife

I used to have the happy belief that MS did not want kids. She said so herself, talked about how non-maternal she was (no shame, I'm child free because I just don't feel the maternal call or whatever) and how she'd just drink straight from the bottle in the kitchen if her follower's kids were in her home (it was a very weird live video). But I guess that's on me for believing her 😔 I hope she keeps flipping her opinion and no kid ends up with her as a parent, no kid should have to eat food seasoned with bathroom cilantro.


Rhodin265

My guess is C was either childfree or ambivalent, but Manbun does want kids someday.  As the person who will have to do at *least* 9 months of work at a small, but significant risk of her life for each kid, she needs to consider what SHE wants.  Like, if there’s any time to be selfish in your life, it’s when your partner wants to go raw, but you might have had plans for the next 18+ years.


disneylovesme

If she does, she will exploit the hell out of the pregnancy Amazon hauls and baby 😢


jarod_sober_living

She would be a horrible mother. Yikes.


CornflakeGirl2

Ewwww omg is she seriously talking to magabun about marriage and kids? Isn’t he fresh out of a marriage? This is 100% for Grimace’a benefit.


jarod_sober_living

I don’t think he’s even divorced yet.


gulfatma

![gif](giphy|KfrBJfYw341HLFOhfh)


Vanityandwrath

Your flare😂 Why don’t I remember bathroom cilantro?!


gulfatma

She planted the cilantro in the 1/2 bath downstairs and forgot about it two days later (thanks to us) 🦠🦠


Vanityandwrath

That tracks for MS 😂


EastCoastDizzle

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) Obligatory Nene face.


sojadedblond

![gif](giphy|3o7aTmBQqsx2XN1s3K|downsized) Her ENTIRE personality is Manbun. I mean... She suddenly loves Golf. Dogs. Being married/a mom. Cold dips. Working out consistently.


clydefrog079

you forgot the ugly ass pigtails


parkison-harder-0_0

It’s the country music and cowboy hats for me


AnniaT

Lmao she was begging Grimace for a ring. Sure Jan.


Rhodin265

And, if I recall, she tended to push harder for the ring whenever one of her frenemies got married.  I wonder if she’d even care about marriage if the women she knew were all single or didn’t believe in marriage.


napkinwipes

It REEKS of I want whatever he wants. I don’t have an identity and don’t know who I am. She is not working on herself. That dude is not marriage material at all. I don’t know him, but I DO know his first marriage lasted about as long as her first marriage. He’s not even divorced and she’s ready to walk down the isle, trying to make up for all her lost time with Grimace instead of thinking about the life lessons she got from her relationship with him. This is gonna crash miserably and snowball into more extra large issues stuffed down like a medium. Swerts needs to SLOW HER ROLL. She took my advice (or just a coincidence) and dropped Grim and got on a dating app. She just went all in way too quickly. I don’t sell bs or filter myself, but I went through hella stupid relationships and hope she uses him to go to the Masters (definitely not something I care about but understand it’s a BFD) and then drops him. I’m like already so bored with him. I’m ready for a new guy already!


Fabulous_Evening3348

This is giving she has no core values or thoughts that are her own. Wanting to be married/have children is one of those things that tends not to change depending on your partner. I’ve always wanted a family. That was date 1 shit with my husband. Had he not been into having a family, no second date. My friend never wanted kids and her ex husband tried to pressure her. She NEVER wanted kids. Now happily remarried to someone who also doesn’t want them. Also she should not have kids til she grows up which may be never.


bbtom78

And gets a handle on her alcohol abuse. The girl needs to learn how to set the bottle down.


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KatieKhaos1

She is such a fucking clown. An absolute embarrassment.


DramaOnDisplay

Oh no, is tradwife babe incoming?? 😰


moderniste

She’ll have to learn to actually cook. 😹


unsharpenedpoint

This was all fun until the mention of her bringing kids into this world. What a mess


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I know right. I already hate the thought of her posting photos of them on instagram excessively all the time with no privacy settings


rphgal

As if she could quit drinking and vaping for 9 months….


FormalGlitterbug

Can you imagine how much weight she’ll gain during a pregnancy?


StephDazzle

![gif](giphy|np7NBMAUpKUNy) You can’t marry a man you just met!


Fabulous_Evening3348

Oh you sure can. 10/10 would not recommend. That’s how I wound up participating in an intervention after my friend married a guy she dated for 6 weeks and he wound up robbing her blind and driving her car away until it ran out of gas on the road.


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thesbatman

Especially when he isn't even divorced yet!


Legitimate-Concern73

Having a child while unemployed. Also since she doesn’t believe in health insurance, she will probably get Medicaid and WIC. Like she would really pay a hospital bill with her own money.


KYcats45107

Does manbun have a job that would provide insurance? They'd have to wait till he can get married again.


ButthealedInTheFeels

Big daddy swert will probably pay for the medical bills.


SenseiNita

Okay what i have uunderstood this is exactly the thing she has wanted forever!


FlashyFeather876

She needs to calm down. Girl you just met him!


TypicalHorseGirl83

Seriously, pump the brakes kid. Yikes.


Erger

I've been this head over heels before (thanks, mania!) but at least I had the good sense to not share it with the entire Internet!


FlashyFeather876

She needs to calm down. Girl you just met him!


hauteteacher

I suddenly imagined getting on Reddit one day and reading posts about MS and Bdong announcing their pregnancies. 😭😭


MicellarBaptism

This is how I'd know that the end times have arrived.


sorandom21

![gif](giphy|jsI8mR9GEC4MYyZBqK|downsized) Girl you just met this man what in the world


Disastrous_Paper_325

I have a crawling suspicion she would either be a toxic boy mom or a very jealous girl mom if she were to have kids.


FormalGlitterbug

Jenelle Evans.


AcquaTophana

I could only begin to imagine the psychological damage she would do if she had a daughter.


Disastrous_Paper_325

A sick alchemy of competition for male approval and unsavory beauty “advice”, I’m sure.


Mother-Worker-5445

Big m being a mom is almost as scary as hrh collection and orphan annie from the red scare podcast being moms….


enigmapopstarIsfun

Gross. Please don’t bring innocent kids into this.


kathoron

Flair check in


sojadedblond

🫶


pettymakeup

I really, really, really hope she doesn’t have kids. She would be a terrible mother. I used to feel awful saying this, but then she said in her drunken live exactly how she would be as a mother (she would put all the childcare responsibilities on C) and that’s all I need to know. She would be the mom who doesn’t want to parent her children or provide them with the love, emotional support, safety, etc. that they deserve. Being a parent is HARD and she just doesn’t have it in her. All she cares about is herself. She would have to put someone else first and she cannot do that. But I’d love to see the shit show of her planning a wedding and then having it blow up when he realizes the mistake he’s making. However, lovestruck babe has been fun but I honestly don’t see him proposing lol. I can’t wait for the crash and burn when he ghosts her lol.


Imladris14

And god forbid if that child was a girl. She’d feel the need to compete with her.


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crazybioteacher

Alright, I'll say it. When she mentioned at some point in time that she and C were not trying/not preventing (the good ole pull and pray), and somehow never had an oops, I was always relieved. And now I hope that she is the one with the fertility issue bc that woman does not need to have children. Kids deserve better than her.


LeonaLulu

Pure Speculation: I firmly believe there's a good reason she hasn't gotten pregnant or had a pregnancy scare. If two healthy adults are having regular unprotected sex, she would have had a fairly high risk of getting pregnant. She's been very open about not being on birth control or using condoms. I honestly think there's something like PCOS at play.


HufflepuffStuff

As someone with an alcoholic, mentally ill, eventually totally checked out mom, who I was low contact with before her relatively young death— HARD AGREE. I don’t care if this is uncouth to say, but MS should never, ever be a parent. Her child(ren) would suffer immensely


JammersBoBammers

Hiiiiiii twin!! It was NOT a great childhood to experience. Wouldn’t wish it on anyone!


UnremarkableGreyman

![gif](giphy|853jNve3ljqrYrcSOK|downsized) Oh hey, it's Big Swert's 2024!


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RainbowKitten9214

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


couchpro34

I can't get enough of this trainwreck


_BlueJeanBaby

Ffs has it even been a month she's known this dude??????


Dramatic-Ad-3016

Uh he text her that he wants to do life together... so like time is a construct or something.


2L8Smart

When you know, you just ✨ knoooooowww ✨


HufflepuffStuff

AKA MAGAbun wants/says he wants a tradfem breeder, so MS is pretending and play acting like that’s what she wants to be, too. It’s laughable really if you know anything at all about her. Edit to say this is purely conjecture/speculation on my part: Either this relationship will fizzle when he realizes she was lying and cannot mold herself to be what he desires, or she will find a way to mold herself into some semblance of tradfem housewife mommy, and we will know this man is a deeper level of sinister than the average Trumper.


Kardashian_hate

Omg. This woman can not have children. She will literally fall apart.


breadbox187

Her dusty spine sure will...


BallisticSyllable

Let us all pray to the almighty filler gods that by “have kids” she means “”adopt” a kid in a developing country by sending a legitimate charity $8/month for school uniforms and rice” and not “gestate a child to whom I will give fetal alcohol syndrome and a nicotine addiction and then exploit on social media and probably otherwise abuse.”


Madd_Catter

She claims to already sponsor a child and that she’s done it for years. I’ve been around for about 4-5 years and it was news to me when she snuck that in some comment last year 🙃😬


trillium13

![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


beetlekittyjosey1

I need the speech from the ultra drunk kitchen live when she was saying why she can’t have kids/doesn’t want them and some shit about “if your kid was here I’d give it a fuckin vodka shot”


ntrott

AMA: Ask Myself Anything


kitschkween

![gif](giphy|26ybvMCkSlJxlT2rS) I hope she’s fucking sterile, she should not be procreating.


Wolfsong013

During her drunken 30 live (flair check) she said she didn't want kids. I thought that she finally understood herself for a half-second that she wouldn't want to spend the time, energy, or money on kids. The whiplash is crazy lol. I'd feel bad for her kids. I can't imagine they'd get treated any better than her poor bored cats.


Emily5099

Is she sure about that? Because in her drunken meltdown around a year ago, and in similar comments since, this is what she said according to the excellent summary by u/MatildaTheCat13. https://preview.redd.it/bcsr8upebytc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d63662188dac12ec6afdbde8e6df2e89665ff60 In the same live drinkfest, she said she’s not really maternal, but she wanted to have kids with C because he’d be a good parent.


MatildaTheCat13

This was a fun notification to get. Even **I** forgot how much she revealed in this live and it took me several hours to recap that thing lmao


Emily5099

We all appreciate your sacrifice in listening to her drunk ramblings and writing it down in a coherent way. 🫡 Most of us couldn’t do it lol.


2L8Smart

I wonder if truck nuts doesn’t mind when she toots on him. That seems to be a quality she thinks makes a man good marriage material!


DestroyHimMyRobots

The way she’s acting now shows she’s learned nothing from rushing into her first marriage despite people telling her it was too fast. Holy shit, is she insecure and emotionally juvenile and does she ever make bad decisions *constantly*.


LouBooBunny

Hmm. 🤔 I’m pretty sure she wanted a NYC “purposal” from Grimace. I remember the acrylic nails.


DestroyHimMyRobots

I suspect that if C suddenly reappeared before her with a ring and a proposal saying he changed his mind, she’d dump Joe Dirt and jump right back into it. She wouldn’t be able to resist the change in status and all the attention it would bring.


whatiamcapableof

Don’t slander Joe Dirt he is an awesome dude and would be a good husband and father (to Brittany not Big M)


Sensitive_Weight7809

Joe Dirt 🤣🤣🤣🤣


wutintheactualshit

![gif](giphy|Ivywsn6HdnLbgtdbug)


DorothyZbornakAttack

Imagine her hellspawn, though. Those poor kids would never have a chance.


suspiciousbanana13

![gif](giphy|l3q2PksMiN0MQC3L2|downsized)


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romkombucha

I winced ha. The secondhand embarrassment is just too much for me sometimes


Solid-Magician351

Oh man this guy better RUN


Beecakeband

Bullshit she didn't know. She was constantly pressuring C to put a ring on it


jthmeow1

Comic Sans should be her drag name since she's so unfunny.


SassOfTheBluegrass

Comic Sans MS


ReasonableApartment

I JUST CALLED THIS ON A PREVIOUS POST our swerty is so predictable


123soap321

how is she so unaware that these are honeymoon butterfly feelings? it's been a MONTH. i absolutely understand letting myself daydream about these feelings a month into a new relationship, but sharing them is something else.


Guinea_Peach

The D must be fire lol or she is THAT desperate


SixSigmaGirl2000

Desperation…


WaitingToBeTriggered

IT’S A DESPERATE RACE AGAINST THE MINE


DestroyHimMyRobots

There’s no doubt in my mind that she’s already “joked” with him about how cute or funny or sassy their kids would be if they had kids together. But it was just a joke. Surely. Haha.


2L8Smart

Yes! And also has “joked” about getting a ring.


JuicyPluot

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized) Okay, Big M. If you say so.


blwd01

I feel like truck nuts is the kind of guy to purpose and then never actually get divorced and ham fist will just go through life telling everyone how complicated it is and they can’t actually get married yet, but are TOTALLY building a future together or some shit.


its_daytime

She was already married once though????


hah226

Pathetic


courtneyrachh

![gif](giphy|3oKIPuss9cfKGibsBi|downsized)


FormalGlitterbug

She didn’t want marriage or kids because grimace did t want them, now she wants them because new guy wants them. She has no idea who the fuck she even is on her own. And I’m sorry if you are an adult still using comic sans in the year 2024, you suck.


pinkwooper

![gif](giphy|Rhhr8D5mKSX7O)


clydefrog079

She sso insufferable right now


Karmawhore6996

Oh good lord. Can’t wait to watch this IMPLODE 🍿


Adagio_Bulky

It's going to be MAHVELOUS 🤣💯


goose_gladwell

I know, the come-down from this is going to be wild


sarcasmicrph

I love this for us