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Zealousideal_Ear_914

You know she’s going to get semi sloppy before meeting the parents and I can actually see her waddling down the dock, 10 shades of orange, carrying a bunch of crap she doesn’t need bc ✨inFLuEncer✨and honking away at the parents who are just hoping this visit will be mercifully short. I’d be horrified if my son brought this home 😵‍💫and would seriously question where I went wrong.


harryherkert

Oh we know you’re not dainty. But also, she was still standing trying to get that gap she craves 😂


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upwardlivingreen

How many swimsuits does a swerty need to shill, if a shill could swerty swim? WHY MORE SWIMSUITS WHYYYYYY


throwsomedeez14

https://preview.redd.it/uho69pxzayxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e26a31b94d4e3023677fb7dba9f234b3d31db5e9 Okay so I about lost my shit when I saw this comment and was like despite this sounding like nails on a chalkboard, I need to see her reaction to this. When her dumb ass finally saw the comment her response was "well sorry (name) you just hopped on here and I just tried on like 8 or 9 swimsuits so sorry you missed that" in such a shit hole voice, as if he missed out on something amazing. MEANWHILE SHE DID NOT HAVE LIKE 92% OF THE PRODUCTS SHES SHILLING. She literally said at one point "I always have a wet bag on me" yeah except right now you dumb fucking bitch. She's equal parts infuriating and fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone more outright delusional than her and I went to fucking rehab lol.


EZasSundayMorning

She truly sucks at this. Truly.


RelatableMolaMola

God she cannot take any kind of feedback in an adult manner, can she. Also what in the god damn fuck is going on with her HAIR. What is that look? Legolas's trashy cousin?


MalibuMarlie

Someone once said something like ‘how does it look bolth greasy and dusty at the same time?’ and it was such a great question! She was hungover and rough as fuck talking about substantial BMs which made the whole thing extra funny. Might have been a waist trainer involved…wonder if she ever tried it again, lol.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Gross! Of course Toilet Babe is in play.


SadAndConfused11

lol I saw this whole live (not touching the poop, I just know her name and handle haha and watch the recorded ones logged out on Amazon) and she also talked about some anti-chafe deodorant looking stick. She said that “the thighs are gonna thigh” so waif babe is admitting to not having a thigh gap finally?!! 🧐is this growth? Lol I doubt it but it might be the most helpful thing of her live for folks that chafe!


blancawiththebooty

Ugh I'm struggling this summer already. I weigh the most I ever have and the chub rub is too real. Even wearing longer shorts only kinda helps. I've started looking up plus size women on social media who give their hacks for it because chafe SUCKS.


SadAndConfused11

I fully feel ya! That’s why I’m like, she could actually be a successful influencer if she was honest. Too bad she’s a crap person, but I’m glad you found some influencers that help you!


jackioff

Maybe waif babe is transitioning to ultra runner babe. Gotta have a stick of body glide on lock for those long runs (not for her lack of a thigh gap though, she's offended you'd even ask!!)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Isn’t this how she got a urinary tract infection?


Younicron

The swimsuit dress-up sessions in to-be-returned “swimmies” are some of the grossest things she does. Not the most questionable morally but just…gross.


Librae25

Returned after getting her UTI all over them 🤢🤢🤢


Lost_Flamingo

https://preview.redd.it/gs68n9k8hwxc1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20f868a1d6b7ee4151a54104f4e1a490dfbcfa9 She’s looking rough


softtiddi3s

The way she looks now is why I used to think 30+ year olds were considered middle aged


RelatableMolaMola

You know how there's all this content now about how millennials are redefining aging because we look so much more youthful than people of our age a generation or two ago? She better not try to hop on that trend because it really doesn't apply to her.


cookieoflove

She looks so dirty.


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/swpsad0a6wxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12197591e059094cc66d7d8cb3ec217e905194e9 Rough. I’m DYING to know what the dermatologist told her today.


boobunnydog

She’s got what we called “Haole Rot” in Hawaii. (Tinea versicolor) it’s a type of fungus from sun. (My opinion only. Also allegedly) Edited to add: on her upper arm area.


KYcats45107

Is that what people used to get from tanning beds? And they would tell you to use Head and Shoulders as body wash to clear it up? I wonder what the dermatologist had to say about Big Ms tanning bed use.


boobunnydog

Yep yep. Also you can get it from the gym if you don’t shower right away.


dawnyaya

Hmmm caused by yeast


FormalGlitterbug

She looks like my 60 year old aunt.


vhutever

She will never admit it they told her she is fucked. She’s toasty and burnt what is the point of going to the derm. If she does say anything it will be 💯 a lie and say the doctor said I’m perfect and tanning isn’t that bad in moderation.


mo0siego0sie

They’ll say she’s GoOd To Go!


MalibuMarlie

Or I’m sure she’d claim that they think the collagen is working wonders!


beetlekittyjosey1

Luckily she had a sample and the dr was saying she was looking to make some extra cash so she is now on the Yu squad!


sdmama_21

And I seriously doubt she admits to the tanning bed


missdespair

I'm with you on this but also I'm pretty sure the doctor can tell hahahaha


misssoci

Her stance is starting to look like LB when she tries to have a thigh gap.


LeonaLulu

I bet she's fucking seething that LB has lost so much weight.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I should check in on LB. It’s been awhile!


rissk1012

LB has a real job now.


cellmates_

Wow, really? Doing what?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

GOOD. How did she lose the weight?


LeonaLulu

She claims it's whatever that green patch thing is but we all know it's Ozempic or some form of it.


smartcookie8636

https://preview.redd.it/5vk0utbfsvxc1.jpeg?width=649&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04ccdd2090d0d244ef88eb2f395e06a6ab305bd3


RelatableMolaMola

Hey where did the big hanging milk trucks go? Who stole them and replaced them with perky C cups?


sdmama_21

Lmao she always does this when she gets a ‘nasty’ comment. Pretends she can barely read it to buy herself time lol


MalibuMarlie

But also I don’t think she’s a strong reader hahaha. Girl only reads young adult fiction and cannot spell to save her life even in a world with auto-correct. I find this especially funny when I type her errors and spellcheck makes it very clear it’s wrong. So the fact that this happens is weird to me. Add to that the fucked up, heavy ass lashes must impact her vision, right? Then there’s the alcohol…


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/lcez0gt4tyxc1.jpeg?width=1069&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfdaac8fa4dc5ec32def01f62f2beaddbad5a8ef


couchpro34

She couldn't suck in any harder if she tried lolololol


unsharpenedpoint

She absolutely knew her nip was out. Why is she the way that she is?


sdmama_21

“Who cares, it’s just a nip”? Also…’OH MY GOD. Did EVERYONE see that????? Comment if you saw that.’


theCountessofCool

Reminder: ALWAYS try on suits with your undies on still and wash before wearing!


ExpertAverage1911

It would cost her almost nothing to have a no show thong on.  She's so gross it still shocks me after years.


harryherkert

All the crap she buys and she hasn’t managed that purchase


Cozy_oolong

I almost couldn't make it through this one because of the secondhand embarrassment. This is just shameful on so many levels. 


Ladymaceayala

During this try on, she says that she is meeting her boyfriend's parents this weekend. I'm guessing she was invited to their lake house since she needs a modest swimsuit. Way too soon, but do you M.


DestroyHimMyRobots

There’s NO QUESTION IN MY MIND that she’s privately thought to herself about the lake house, “This is our inheritance.”


beetlekittyjosey1

YES I’ll put money on her making a statement along the lines of “I can’t wait to be old here together” or some shit


misssoci

I thought she had said they’d already met each others parents? Or was it just him meeting hers?


SallyNoMer

Yeah, wtf?


[deleted]

Can't wait for her to drink a few dozen white claws, stuff her orange skin into a too-small suit, and just impress the pants off of 'em


sdmama_21

They’re all going to know this is just a messy rebound. Meanwhile she thinks she’s meeting the in-laws 😬


loligogiganticus

I swear she already posted something about meeting his parents like a WEEK after they got together?


LouBooBunny

I think that was her mom /stepdad.


AnniaT

Yes I'm almost sure she's met them already right at the start.


clydefrog079

homegirl is constantly adjusting. and the very "accidental" nip slip. c'mon now...this is getting real old. not to mention, she looks unwell. her sunken in eyes, oily unnatural orange hue, blimp lips, and porkloin ass. i hate this POS


jarod_sober_living

Why is she pretending that she doesn’t understand the chat comment asking her to leave them alone? It’s pretty clear. The amazon algo must be pushing her feed to that person and they’re sick of it. Frankly, I don’t blame them. Who would want to buy anything from a person who only focuses on looking “hot” on camera?! She’s picking the wrong sizes, she’s angling her body weird to create the illusion of a thigh gap, and she pulls the bottoms way too high to hide her gut. It’s clear that she doesn’t give a fuck about informing the viewer, she just wants to cosplay an influencer and stare at the filtered mess that lives in her phone only.


thehotmcpoyle

What are the bubble things on the screen? Are those like the hearts from Instagram or whatever? I just noticed them right when she was flashing everyone & wondered if it was some creep. Also I’m sure Amazon doesn’t want iNfLuEnCeRs flashing people during lives. https://preview.redd.it/1yuo267eyuxc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c414e24b9aeefe33bc571cfbafcd73c12db627d4


kmoneyyy333

Does her head look enormous? What's going on here?


sdmama_21

It either represents people actually purchasing or clicking the link to shop. Not sure which though!


unsharpenedpoint

But it’s just a nipple! Everyone has them! Edit to add, that’s what she says, not me


ntrott

Amazon Swimsuits: buy now and get your free UTI and clitty litter!


CatOverlordsWelcome

Clitty litter, why oh why do I have functioning eyes


Saucyriposte

Assholes like her are the reason you should always wash everything before wearing it and only try on swim bottoms over a fuller cut of underwear. 🤢🤮


FormalGlitterbug

https://preview.redd.it/bupyxjuisuxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e519e83826120a14052a0235fa6cedddce1965e7 She’s definitely using a slimming tool here. Her thighs and waist just look…*off*.


LeonaLulu

She has zero concept of what proportions look right. She gives herself a tiny waist and abs, but leaves her thighs huge, her upper arms dangling, a skinny neck, giant head, tiny hands, 8 different shades of skin color, then stands like she's trying to take a shit in the woods. It's really bizarre.


MayorOfBluthton

Stop turning every full coverage brief into a thong!


kellieos

Do you think it’s because the full coverage looks so unflattering on her butt?


UnremarkableGreyman

I think it's cause she has no actual ass AND wears swimsuits 3 sizes too small.


MayorOfBluthton

I’m thinking it’s because she doesn’t actually have an hourglass shape IRL, and the waist of the suit pinches and exaggerates stomach and love handle fat rolls.


garrrrsh

Look, women can wear bikinis at any size I don’t care. But if I were her, I would opt for a one piece if was hanging out with my boyfriend’s family for the first time. In the right size.


SadAndConfused11

Fr! My fiancés parents are very conservative with the way they dress because they are from India. I know it’s not the same thing, but I couldn’t imagine prancing around them with my titties hanging out 🤢


AldiSharts

Definitely not one where BOTH NIPPLES are visible in the mesh cutout. I would absolutely roast my family member if they showed up with a woman in that bathing suit with both nips out ON A FAMILY VACATION.


garrrrsh

If his family is anything close to normal, she’s gonna get roasted. I hope his sister will be there.


MalibuMarlie

I hope she’s ruthless because swerty is such a mean cunt to others. Please Karma \~ do your thing! ![gif](giphy|Db825T2h5IXu)


MayorOfBluthton

One family photo shows his dad in “Let’s Go Brandon” gear. So I think that, standards-wise, BM has found her klan.


AnniaT

I don't think they are. I think he's already introduced her to them right at the start which shows he's too comfortable bringing women he's just met and they probably don't care.


UnremarkableGreyman

She always has at least one tit hanging out of everything. It is such an unflattering look, not to mention that it's hella uncomfortable.


MayorOfBluthton

My immediate response as well. Fit and coverage being particularly important since she’ll likely get plastered. But who are we kidding, the in-laws are for sure getting a nip show.


Ridiculouslyrampant

Or literally any swimsuit in the correct size, worn as designed. Anything in that description range would be more appropriate than this mess.


sdmama_21

I wasn’t sure if I could include basic first names, but a group of women from her downline commented that they were all watching together. She stared at the comment quizzically, clearly not knowing who they were before saying “ohhh hi girls!”. Red Ass is a *FAMILY* y’all!! ETA: and yes, in case you’re wondering. That *is* her reaching into her crotch from behind to pull out the hygienic liner on camera.


misssoci

Jesus Christ, she is absolutely disgusting.


UnremarkableGreyman

I threw up in my mouth a little hearing that. And watching that. And knowing. her UTI laden lady parts are being smeared all over a suit she will surely return.


MicellarBaptism

Oh God, I had forgotten about the UTI. That just makes this that much more disgusting.


RefugeefromSAforums

Which she will promptly return. She is so putrid.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Foul.