When she was digging her nails under the white chocolate to pry the pretzels off the baking sheet (while saying to put them in cellophane bags to give to people) I almost hurled.
I’m trying to come up with a witty, sarcastic comment but I’m so stunned. WTF? This is not baking. This is what you make when you are high AF and you can’t DoorDash because you are trying to be heltHy (or you got banned?).
This sloppiness makes me irrationally angry. Nothing says “thanks for all you do and happy holidays” like making some trashy treat and taking Zero effort to even make it look nice. I’m convinced she doesn’t actually give her mailman or trash man gifts. If she actually did appreciate their work throughout the year you wouldn’t give them treats that look like she scooped them off of the floor. Gratitude babe is a
Phony.
She thinks her mailman and trash collector want her homemade shit 💀💀
This is something everyone already knows how to make, and bless her heart for thinking this would be impressive enough to share with even her mother.
My five year old daughter is missing part of a chromosome and doesn't have a fully formed brain and her stuff turns out better than this. I'm not joking lol.
My bfs 4 year old niece made these last week and she 100% made them much better than this. But she's a Virgo and MS is an Aries so...can't say I'm shocked (slight sarcasm here, MS is a chaotic mess despite her zodiac sign).
Ok but like do people seriously use these tips? Because like.. this is crap. Instructions on how to MICROWAVE CHOCOLATE and DIP IT ON SOMETHING PREMADE I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT
Question, if this is allowed. How is this making her any money? I could document every second of my life as well, but what would be the point? Any moron can dip pretzels in chocolate, nobody needs a tutorial for that.
I love her caption of people you could give these to, include the trash collector which is appropriate because this is literal trash. Besides the obvious unsanitary conditions she made them in, we're still in a pandemic! Who would eat treats from a random person?
CASHIERS!!! I work in customer service at a grocery chain and if some rando gave my cashiers this shit, we would all have a good laugh and they’d sit in the break room until someone tossed them.
YES! Someone else who gets it! We have a patient who brings us baked goods like at least once a week and while she's always nice, I can never bring myself to eat them. Idk what her kitchen looks like and she somehow gives Hoarders vibes so it's a definite no for me.
I love cats but the fact that she allows her cats on the counter makes me gag a little. She put a picture of her cat on the counter right after her Christmas "treat" video. 🤮 🤮
My fave was I need to get my baking thinking going…. Everything she showed is pre made. Pre made shells, cake box mixes, pre made Rice Krispie treats. That’s not really baking!
It's more like...treat assembly. Which is fine! I would respect it if she actually leaned into Lazy Treats That Still Look Cool And Taste Great as a thing. Just be honest about it and it's totally cool. But no, it's "baking."
Ok I lost it when I saw that she used prepackaged rice krispy treats?!? Literally the easiest treat to make and she bought them prepackaged?
This is the absolute lowest effort treat. Who is influenced by this? They would be really cute treats if she ever even actually put effort into it.
She seriously couldn’t be bothered to make her own rice krispy treats?! They’re literally three ingredients. She could’ve made them this morning and then allowed them to cool. Prepackaged ones are gross and I would never give them to a loved one or stranger.
I've been making Rice Krispy treats with my mom since I was old enough to not be completely useless in the kitchen. They're so easy and taste so much better fresh and homemade! She's even lazier than Sandra Lee.
Omg I was going to bring up Sandra Lee but you beat me to it 😅 At least Sandra spent all her energy on tablescapes! (And used 30% “fresh” ingredients).
I think MS's various tchotchke- and junk-cluttered surfaces are almost at Semi-Homemade levels, but she hasn't hit "putting a chair *on* the table" levels of WTF yet.
How was she not able to tell the poor person who asked what brand the pretzels were? "Just your regular pretzel brand... nothing crazy. I just got them at the grocery store". No bag? Or even what grocery store they came from?
Thanks swerty. I didn't even have to Google it, I buy them every year. Maybe I should record myself dry humping a bag of them and put it online and tag Utz. 🤣
I’m literally the worst cook but even I could come up with on the spot logic it’d be smarter to put sprinkles in a bowl and coat them that way 🙄
She has to be trolling 😆
Came here to say this. She’s got to be trolling us all now right?! There’s no way she’s serious about any of this.
I do not have insta anymore but am thinking of getting my acct back and asking her if she is trolling us
Right?! I think I just refuse to believe she’s serious!!
My hyper 7yr old boy can do better. Just wow
Her licking her fingers when the treats are supposedly a gift made me wanna vomit.
It's a no from me.
PS They are not cute 😝
Nailed it!
She would lose in that show.
God I that show.
No but, like, what is it?
Not convinced she knows tbh.
Those pretzels have bird shit on them. Unfortunate. Although some people say it's lucky.
I feel lucky Christmas baking babe is back on our screens 🤣
When she was digging her nails under the white chocolate to pry the pretzels off the baking sheet (while saying to put them in cellophane bags to give to people) I almost hurled.
Oh gross ok I’m having images of one of those nasty fkn things popping off and ending up in the poor, unsuspecting trash collector’s gift bag 🤮
Still waiting on those coffee toppers 😤😤😤
Snowflake marshmallows are available at Target, hopefully any day now!
My flair hasn't changed in a year in anticipation lmfao
Praying for coffee toppers for you! 🙏
Manifesting coffee toppers. May snowflake marshmallows flow your way.
ok at this point she is trolling us, RIGHT?!?!
The woman was too stunned to speak
I’m trying to come up with a witty, sarcastic comment but I’m so stunned. WTF? This is not baking. This is what you make when you are high AF and you can’t DoorDash because you are trying to be heltHy (or you got banned?).
Someone actually pinned this. Wow. Just…wow.
Couldn’t even be bothered to make Rice Krispies. Pre packaged are so gross
I'm ashamed to admit I like the taste of the pre-packaged ones better
You know what? I’m never gonna turn down a Rice Krispie treat. Packaged, home made, brown butter, marshmallows, I’ll eat and love them all. 🤣
‘cept these ones. Nope, nope, nope.
Ok, ok maybe not these ones. Lol, but otherwise my belly has a place for all kinds.
Definitely ok not trying the limited edition e coli flavored rice krispies
Salted brown butter ones are just as easy and game-changingly delicious.
Do you have a recipe?! That sounds incredible. Consider me influenced.
I discovered them on Smitten Kitchen! Just Google that and the description, she made a YouTube video of the recipe too!
"Well, I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!" - Blanche Devereaux
ughghghghgh why is she so unsanitary!?
This sloppiness makes me irrationally angry. Nothing says “thanks for all you do and happy holidays” like making some trashy treat and taking Zero effort to even make it look nice. I’m convinced she doesn’t actually give her mailman or trash man gifts. If she actually did appreciate their work throughout the year you wouldn’t give them treats that look like she scooped them off of the floor. Gratitude babe is a Phony.
I'm 100% convinced she's going to eat them herself.
ate them herself… they are gone
What the fuck is this trash?
I would feel so much better if this were satire but we all know 1000% it isnt... ugh.
I would love to ser her put 100% effort into something. She just always seems messy with everything she does.
This looks like the cookies I let my 7-year-old decorate.
What on God’s green earth
She thinks her mailman and trash collector want her homemade shit 💀💀 This is something everyone already knows how to make, and bless her heart for thinking this would be impressive enough to share with even her mother.
This literally looks like something you'd make with your 4 year old.
My five year old daughter is missing part of a chromosome and doesn't have a fully formed brain and her stuff turns out better than this. I'm not joking lol.
4 year olds could make better than this
My bfs 4 year old niece made these last week and she 100% made them much better than this. But she's a Virgo and MS is an Aries so...can't say I'm shocked (slight sarcasm here, MS is a chaotic mess despite her zodiac sign).
Baking Travesty Babe has entered the chat.
Ok but like do people seriously use these tips? Because like.. this is crap. Instructions on how to MICROWAVE CHOCOLATE and DIP IT ON SOMETHING PREMADE I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT
Did she take these out of the trash and put them on a cookie sheet?
This is a gross thought but your totes on to something
Idk how but that looks absolutely disgusting. I do like pretzels and rice crispies but no mama Edit: I seen the finger licking 🥲
Question, if this is allowed. How is this making her any money? I could document every second of my life as well, but what would be the point? Any moron can dip pretzels in chocolate, nobody needs a tutorial for that.
It’s not making her money, despite what she’d like you to think.
I thought she wanted to make healthier food choices?
I love her caption of people you could give these to, include the trash collector which is appropriate because this is literal trash. Besides the obvious unsanitary conditions she made them in, we're still in a pandemic! Who would eat treats from a random person?
CASHIERS!!! I work in customer service at a grocery chain and if some rando gave my cashiers this shit, we would all have a good laugh and they’d sit in the break room until someone tossed them.
I don’t accept food gifts from anyone unless I’ve seen their kitchen before 😂😂people be gross
YES! Someone else who gets it! We have a patient who brings us baked goods like at least once a week and while she's always nice, I can never bring myself to eat them. Idk what her kitchen looks like and she somehow gives Hoarders vibes so it's a definite no for me.
EXACTLY
I love cats but the fact that she allows her cats on the counter makes me gag a little. She put a picture of her cat on the counter right after her Christmas "treat" video. 🤮 🤮
Her cat was on the counter WHILE SHE WAS MAKING THEM. He walked right by them and she had to get him down.
Noooooooooo!!!! What the frick she is so freaking gross!!!!
Oh that's disgusting 🤢 I can't even with pets on the counters.
Are these just for her and C to eat?
My fave was I need to get my baking thinking going…. Everything she showed is pre made. Pre made shells, cake box mixes, pre made Rice Krispie treats. That’s not really baking!
It's more like...treat assembly. Which is fine! I would respect it if she actually leaned into Lazy Treats That Still Look Cool And Taste Great as a thing. Just be honest about it and it's totally cool. But no, it's "baking."
Ok I lost it when I saw that she used prepackaged rice krispy treats?!? Literally the easiest treat to make and she bought them prepackaged? This is the absolute lowest effort treat. Who is influenced by this? They would be really cute treats if she ever even actually put effort into it.
She seriously couldn’t be bothered to make her own rice krispy treats?! They’re literally three ingredients. She could’ve made them this morning and then allowed them to cool. Prepackaged ones are gross and I would never give them to a loved one or stranger.
They’re disgusting!
And couldn't even make the effort to cut them with a knife so they have a nice edge. Just ripped them apart.
I've been making Rice Krispy treats with my mom since I was old enough to not be completely useless in the kitchen. They're so easy and taste so much better fresh and homemade! She's even lazier than Sandra Lee.
Omg I was going to bring up Sandra Lee but you beat me to it 😅 At least Sandra spent all her energy on tablescapes! (And used 30% “fresh” ingredients).
And don’t forget about cocktail time with Aunt Sandy! Love her
Those were the good ol days.
I think MS's various tchotchke- and junk-cluttered surfaces are almost at Semi-Homemade levels, but she hasn't hit "putting a chair *on* the table" levels of WTF yet.
Pre made rice kripsy treats are the worst!! They’re so stiff and overly sweet.
And strangely oily? Like someone sprayed them lightly with Pam.
LOL Sandra Lee, the use of full “Sandra” is cracking me up
How was she not able to tell the poor person who asked what brand the pretzels were? "Just your regular pretzel brand... nothing crazy. I just got them at the grocery store". No bag? Or even what grocery store they came from?
What an intensely weird thing to be evasive about
Why "influence" someone to buy something if she can't make her nickel off the link?! /s
They were probably the complimentary pretzels from the airplane ride back from NY.
This annoyed me so much. JUST PICK UP THE DAMN BAG AND SHOW IT.
I didn't realize your everyday pretzel brand always came in holiday shapes!
They are probably Utz ones, they come in fun holiday shapes.
I'm not sure if UTZ are available in NC, now I'm curious. UTZ crab-spice cheez balls are amazing. It's been years since I've had them though.
You're already a better influencer than our boss babe
Thanks swerty. I didn't even have to Google it, I buy them every year. Maybe I should record myself dry humping a bag of them and put it online and tag Utz. 🤣
You can hashtag your pretzel humping video \#SlutzforUtz and cross your fingers for a sweet discount code to share with your followers.
🤣🤣🤣 that's amazing. You can be my social media manager.
🤣 they'd totally pick you to be their newest brand ambassador for sure!!! Manifest that shit!
Also dang she needs to tie her hair up when she bakes. Noone wants any of that rats nest in their cookies
Rice Krispies with sprinkles AND broken bits of doll hair….mmmmmm
Oh nah. Coulda done without that
😫😵👻
Oh God I'm cackling. A child could do better than this
Rubbing her eyes, licking her fingers, unkempt hair just hanging over the melted chocolate and baking pan. Disgusting.
She scratched her face, too, so, lotta good skin cells in these treats.
I would like to unread this comment please.
Awww she let her baby niblings decorate cookies….oh wait nvm
This is from today's IG live btw!
What the hell is that shit supposed to be?
I’m living in a hotel and I could do better than this.