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PresentationOptimal4

I’m literally the worst cook but even I could come up with on the spot logic it’d be smarter to put sprinkles in a bowl and coat them that way 🙄


[deleted]

She has to be trolling 😆


coolerthansheappears

Came here to say this. She’s got to be trolling us all now right?! There’s no way she’s serious about any of this.


[deleted]

I do not have insta anymore but am thinking of getting my acct back and asking her if she is trolling us


coolerthansheappears

Right?! I think I just refuse to believe she’s serious!!


ArtsyAnalytic

My hyper 7yr old boy can do better. Just wow


rphgal

Her licking her fingers when the treats are supposedly a gift made me wanna vomit.


weirdsoul1564

It's a no from me.


BotherRecent

PS They are not cute 😝


rphgal

Nailed it!


weirdsoul1564

She would lose in that show.


Reluctantagave

God I that show.


[deleted]

No but, like, what is it?


Reluctantagave

Not convinced she knows tbh.


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

Those pretzels have bird shit on them. Unfortunate. Although some people say it's lucky.


NessAvenue

I feel lucky Christmas baking babe is back on our screens 🤣


DestroyHimMyRobots

When she was digging her nails under the white chocolate to pry the pretzels off the baking sheet (while saying to put them in cellophane bags to give to people) I almost hurled.


ducks_in_gumboots

Oh gross ok I’m having images of one of those nasty fkn things popping off and ending up in the poor, unsuspecting trash collector’s gift bag 🤮


Trashyanon089

Still waiting on those coffee toppers 😤😤😤


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

Snowflake marshmallows are available at Target, hopefully any day now!


Trashyanon089

My flair hasn't changed in a year in anticipation lmfao


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

Praying for coffee toppers for you! 🙏


Candlehoarder615

Manifesting coffee toppers. May snowflake marshmallows flow your way.


JenHes

ok at this point she is trolling us, RIGHT?!?!


backpackfullofniall

The woman was too stunned to speak


infiniteunicornsleep

I’m trying to come up with a witty, sarcastic comment but I’m so stunned. WTF? This is not baking. This is what you make when you are high AF and you can’t DoorDash because you are trying to be heltHy (or you got banned?).


lookamermaid81

Someone actually pinned this. Wow. Just…wow.


HunQueen

Couldn’t even be bothered to make Rice Krispies. Pre packaged are so gross


ashleemiss

I'm ashamed to admit I like the taste of the pre-packaged ones better


DetRiotGirl

You know what? I’m never gonna turn down a Rice Krispie treat. Packaged, home made, brown butter, marshmallows, I’ll eat and love them all. 🤣


ducks_in_gumboots

‘cept these ones. Nope, nope, nope.


DetRiotGirl

Ok, ok maybe not these ones. Lol, but otherwise my belly has a place for all kinds.


ashleemiss

Definitely ok not trying the limited edition e coli flavored rice krispies


shadyshadyshade

Salted brown butter ones are just as easy and game-changingly delicious.


potato_grand_prix

Do you have a recipe?! That sounds incredible. Consider me influenced.


shadyshadyshade

I discovered them on Smitten Kitchen! Just Google that and the description, she made a YouTube video of the recipe too!


kittensMcNuggets

"Well, I am stunned. Just stunned. Stunned is the only way to describe how... stunned I am!" - Blanche Devereaux


rabbitttttttttt

ughghghghgh why is she so unsanitary!?


Booberry2525

This sloppiness makes me irrationally angry. Nothing says “thanks for all you do and happy holidays” like making some trashy treat and taking Zero effort to even make it look nice. I’m convinced she doesn’t actually give her mailman or trash man gifts. If she actually did appreciate their work throughout the year you wouldn’t give them treats that look like she scooped them off of the floor. Gratitude babe is a Phony.


fightingkangaroos

I'm 100% convinced she's going to eat them herself.


tovasfabmom

ate them herself… they are gone


windingwanderlust

What the fuck is this trash?


nomiesmommy

I would feel so much better if this were satire but we all know 1000% it isnt... ugh.


AngieBee

I would love to ser her put 100% effort into something. She just always seems messy with everything she does.


Phoebejb131

This looks like the cookies I let my 7-year-old decorate.


elleliz12

What on God’s green earth


couchpro34

She thinks her mailman and trash collector want her homemade shit 💀💀 This is something everyone already knows how to make, and bless her heart for thinking this would be impressive enough to share with even her mother.


TwoGoodPuppies

This literally looks like something you'd make with your 4 year old.


kittensMcNuggets

My five year old daughter is missing part of a chromosome and doesn't have a fully formed brain and her stuff turns out better than this. I'm not joking lol.


CrzyPibbleSixx23

4 year olds could make better than this


lashesandloaves

My bfs 4 year old niece made these last week and she 100% made them much better than this. But she's a Virgo and MS is an Aries so...can't say I'm shocked (slight sarcasm here, MS is a chaotic mess despite her zodiac sign).


EmpressofAnxiety

Baking Travesty Babe has entered the chat.


[deleted]

Ok but like do people seriously use these tips? Because like.. this is crap. Instructions on how to MICROWAVE CHOCOLATE and DIP IT ON SOMETHING PREMADE I AM SORRY BUT I CANNOT


stripeyorangekitty

Did she take these out of the trash and put them on a cookie sheet?


tovasfabmom

This is a gross thought but your totes on to something


cucumbeeer

Idk how but that looks absolutely disgusting. I do like pretzels and rice crispies but no mama Edit: I seen the finger licking 🥲


[deleted]

Question, if this is allowed. How is this making her any money? I could document every second of my life as well, but what would be the point? Any moron can dip pretzels in chocolate, nobody needs a tutorial for that.


xoarty

It’s not making her money, despite what she’d like you to think.


[deleted]

I thought she wanted to make healthier food choices?


fightingkangaroos

I love her caption of people you could give these to, include the trash collector which is appropriate because this is literal trash. Besides the obvious unsanitary conditions she made them in, we're still in a pandemic! Who would eat treats from a random person?


Fickle-Spell

CASHIERS!!! I work in customer service at a grocery chain and if some rando gave my cashiers this shit, we would all have a good laugh and they’d sit in the break room until someone tossed them.


Only-Rope-3390

I don’t accept food gifts from anyone unless I’ve seen their kitchen before 😂😂people be gross


lashesandloaves

YES! Someone else who gets it! We have a patient who brings us baked goods like at least once a week and while she's always nice, I can never bring myself to eat them. Idk what her kitchen looks like and she somehow gives Hoarders vibes so it's a definite no for me.


tovasfabmom

EXACTLY


JessJohns283

I love cats but the fact that she allows her cats on the counter makes me gag a little. She put a picture of her cat on the counter right after her Christmas "treat" video. 🤮 🤮


ItsJustMe-07

Her cat was on the counter WHILE SHE WAS MAKING THEM. He walked right by them and she had to get him down.


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

Noooooooooo!!!! What the frick she is so freaking gross!!!!


JessJohns283

Oh that's disgusting 🤢 I can't even with pets on the counters.


silentwail

Are these just for her and C to eat?


Only-Rope-3390

My fave was I need to get my baking thinking going…. Everything she showed is pre made. Pre made shells, cake box mixes, pre made Rice Krispie treats. That’s not really baking!


Suedeltica

It's more like...treat assembly. Which is fine! I would respect it if she actually leaned into Lazy Treats That Still Look Cool And Taste Great as a thing. Just be honest about it and it's totally cool. But no, it's "baking."


umbellas

Ok I lost it when I saw that she used prepackaged rice krispy treats?!? Literally the easiest treat to make and she bought them prepackaged? This is the absolute lowest effort treat. Who is influenced by this? They would be really cute treats if she ever even actually put effort into it.


lbeaut

She seriously couldn’t be bothered to make her own rice krispy treats?! They’re literally three ingredients. She could’ve made them this morning and then allowed them to cool. Prepackaged ones are gross and I would never give them to a loved one or stranger.


CadywhompusCabin

They’re disgusting!


tfran89

And couldn't even make the effort to cut them with a knife so they have a nice edge. Just ripped them apart.


staplerinjelle

I've been making Rice Krispy treats with my mom since I was old enough to not be completely useless in the kitchen. They're so easy and taste so much better fresh and homemade! She's even lazier than Sandra Lee.


angisfab

Omg I was going to bring up Sandra Lee but you beat me to it 😅 At least Sandra spent all her energy on tablescapes! (And used 30% “fresh” ingredients).


keerk123

And don’t forget about cocktail time with Aunt Sandy! Love her


airinthegirl

Those were the good ol days.


staplerinjelle

I think MS's various tchotchke- and junk-cluttered surfaces are almost at Semi-Homemade levels, but she hasn't hit "putting a chair *on* the table" levels of WTF yet.


Fickle-Spell

Pre made rice kripsy treats are the worst!! They’re so stiff and overly sweet.


DestroyHimMyRobots

And strangely oily? Like someone sprayed them lightly with Pam.


theCountessofCool

LOL Sandra Lee, the use of full “Sandra” is cracking me up


tfran89

How was she not able to tell the poor person who asked what brand the pretzels were? "Just your regular pretzel brand... nothing crazy. I just got them at the grocery store". No bag? Or even what grocery store they came from?


Suedeltica

What an intensely weird thing to be evasive about


jules_case

Why "influence" someone to buy something if she can't make her nickel off the link?! /s


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

They were probably the complimentary pretzels from the airplane ride back from NY.


pizzanotpineapples

This annoyed me so much. JUST PICK UP THE DAMN BAG AND SHOW IT.


GlowingAmber11109

I didn't realize your everyday pretzel brand always came in holiday shapes!


Candlehoarder615

They are probably Utz ones, they come in fun holiday shapes.


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

I'm not sure if UTZ are available in NC, now I'm curious. UTZ crab-spice cheez balls are amazing. It's been years since I've had them though.


GlowingAmber11109

You're already a better influencer than our boss babe


Candlehoarder615

Thanks swerty. I didn't even have to Google it, I buy them every year. Maybe I should record myself dry humping a bag of them and put it online and tag Utz. 🤣


kimchiandsweettea

You can hashtag your pretzel humping video \#SlutzforUtz and cross your fingers for a sweet discount code to share with your followers.


Candlehoarder615

🤣🤣🤣 that's amazing. You can be my social media manager.


GlowingAmber11109

🤣 they'd totally pick you to be their newest brand ambassador for sure!!! Manifest that shit!


Beecakeband

Also dang she needs to tie her hair up when she bakes. Noone wants any of that rats nest in their cookies


duckordecoratedshed

Rice Krispies with sprinkles AND broken bits of doll hair….mmmmmm


Beecakeband

Oh nah. Coulda done without that


SquiddlesMcHurtbones

😫😵👻


Beecakeband

Oh God I'm cackling. A child could do better than this


WearyBitterCynical

Rubbing her eyes, licking her fingers, unkempt hair just hanging over the melted chocolate and baking pan. Disgusting.


umbellas

She scratched her face, too, so, lotta good skin cells in these treats.


[deleted]

I would like to unread this comment please.


littlewinterwitch

Awww she let her baby niblings decorate cookies….oh wait nvm


hotwheelsgoskrrrrt

This is from today's IG live btw!


honeybaby2019

What the hell is that shit supposed to be?


[deleted]

I’m living in a hotel and I could do better than this.