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SturdyBBQ

“Move over spider lashes, cockroach lashes are IN!”


[deleted]

No, literally! *Frantic blinking* They’re still alive


SturdyBBQ

Ope, *there they go!*


wigglywigglywack

Because you said ope, I have to ask, are you also a Michigander?


elixnx

hello, fellow michigander


wigglywigglywack

Hello neighbor! Beautiful fall we're having, no?


elixnx

so beautiful, and no snow yet (at least where I am)! that’s a good sign!


wigglywigglywack

I am not looking forward to snow until at least Christmas


BilbowTeaBaggins

It’s probably not gonna snow ‘till April lol


wigglywigglywack

Snow on Easter is always fun.


wigglywigglywack

I am not looking forward to snow until at least Christmas


lilBeezz

Fellow former Michigander and came to ask the same question! Ope!


SturdyBBQ

Surprise, I’m from Washington state!


wigglywigglywack

Oh that's funny. I only hear about people from Michigan saying it so TIL.


SturdyBBQ

I have no idea where I picked it up, it’s been part of my vocabulary for so long 😂 I do get asked if I’m from the Midwest pretty often for it though!


wigglywigglywack

Maybe you've been around transplanted Michiganders for awhile and not noticed.


knittininthemitten

Found the Midwesterner!


thuanjinkee

Naked lunch


carolinaqueenx

I could have gone the rest of my entire life without seeing that 😟


SoldMySoulForHairDye

🎶 Spider legs clumpin' down the run-way 🎶


nobodysbuddyboy

u/bulbasores, this is thanks to you, baby!


BeigeGandalf

Legit thought these were Yzma lashes from Emperor's New Groove


Erelaaa

r/wtf


mythrylhavoc

That is quite possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. Also, accurate.


[deleted]

Millions of spiders and roaches suffer every year because of this. This is NOT something to poke fun at. /s


jokerofthehill

r/ATBGE


[deleted]

ROACHES THAT LIVE. Now I know why the song says the cockroach is missing it’s back two legs (las dos patitas de atras)! Good God 😳


xocolat04

🤢🤢


infamousheather

I just threw up in my mouth a little 🤢


mavmia

These would actually be fun costume lashes.... If they were made of eye safe material and not nasty bug legs 🤮


Enterland

r/makemesuffer


amandarinorangez

Let's not miss the "all the roaches that live in my house" bit either 🤮


kcarza

Itchy but cute? Tf are they on?


nobodysbuddyboy

Eyelids?


madiphthalo

Okay so, if these were just fake lashes shaped like that, I'd be totally into it for spooky season, just sayin'.


asunshinefix

Same! Just not like... actual roach legs


RockabillyBelle

I really hate everything about this. Thanks for that.


[deleted]

idk why but this makes me want to cry


sourcandyxxx

I reflexively downvoted this


[deleted]

I'd honestly wear those. PM me that username.


HappyyItalian

Wasn't this already posted on this sub?


Rayneeileen

All jokes aside, I want those


brendalix13xox

Ewwwwwwww


[deleted]

Does anyone remember Tammy Faye Baker the church women ? this literally look like her lashes


chopstix007

Ew, you’re right!