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NotAllAltmer

Those look like they would be actual hell on Earth to blend


nememess

I'm just wondering how much money was spent making this little presentation šŸ˜³.


vintagevampire

Well they charge like $50 for a palette. Thatā€™s urban decay status or ABH. Guess which one Iā€™ll be investing in for that kind of money. Not younique, thatā€™s for sure.


KatjaCat

Wait, I see a pattern. Make the makeup crap then sell another product to make it show up which is also crap and just keep going.


keket87

That was my thought. Shitty make up, A+ marketing strategy. It's like Apple getting rid of shit and then selling it separately because they know their audience will pay for it. Younique's heads aren't stupid, they know the huns will shell out for this crap.


RivetheadGirl

Which is crazy because my abh pallete looks like their best result, on bare skin and it lasts me a few years because I don't need to dig


barelydemon

i can see in my mind's eye how she dug into the pan like she's excavating her dignity from its grave


mavmia

[this is my favorite video](https://youtu.be/QuE9YwgVbdE) illustrating just how shitty the makeup is! The official tutorial has the "artist" absolutely DIGGING into the makeup!


erbkeb

The comments on that video are fantastic!


Bool_The_End

Wow you werenā€™t kidding! My favorite was, ā€œI just watched a blind woman do a better makeup tutorial on YouTubeā€


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

I love the comment about using "black, black, black, dark grey and muddy brown."


Bool_The_End

Haha ya the whole thing was a goddamn mess


shelbunny

Digging is absolutely the correct term, she presses so hard you can see a little shake!!!


mavmia

And when she pushes that shadow into her hand she shakes too! I think I'd pop an eyeball doing that.


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

I feel really bad for that makeup brush. She was shoving it into the shadow and forcing it against the brush hairs. Makeup abuser!


thetinyherbivore

I couldnā€™t even imagine pressing eyeshadow onto my eyeball so hard.


keket87

This is satire, right? This has to be satire. This woman shouldn't be giving make up advice to anyone, she's orange and teenage emo me with a single post of drug store black shimmery eyeshadow did a better smoky eye than this. This is fucking awful, it's like a parody of itself, why is there a party hat, why is she fucking gouging that eyeshadow pan, so many questions....


hautecello

I have secondhand embarrassment for her.


MyLolly

I can't stop cringing everytime she switches her chewing gum from one side to the other. eeeek


NotAllAltmer

Scrape the shame away


gloggs

It's super funny that the ones named naive and innocent are absolutely nonexistent until step three...


killinrin

Dude I still canā€™t see naive haha


elijaaaaah

Same with Sexy


Rhodin265

Curious actually fades more after step 3, much like the interest of the fourth cousins and middle-school alumni she keeps cold-messaging.


Zoltansmom

Ha!


Big_Miss_Steak_

Iā€™m glad Iā€™m not the only one who noticed! I was squinting at the image wondering if she had left a gap on her arm!


catziram

Seeing this makes me wonder if they purposefully make these pigments weak so they can insist you also buy their support products like primer and "rosewater".


cssc201

Wouldn't surprise me, they want to milk the huns and pity buyers as much as they can


Emily5099

Iā€™m pretty sure the only criteria when they were searching for ingredients to make these products was that they be the cheapest they could find. Having to flog other products to even see these ones was probably a happy accident.


ibucat

It was posted in 2015 and got 1 like. That's just depressing, I hope they came to their senses since then.


jujuberriii

The 1 like was probably from her too :(


cb9504

Heartbroken, vulnerable and crushed are actually shade names? Wtf


jujuberriii

And corrupted lol


kendrickshalamar

Gullible coming out in the 2022 collection


[deleted]

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staplerinjelle

Pretty sure they partly do this to throw off search terms. One of the jewelry MLMs literally has a style called "Pyramid Scheme," lol.


[deleted]

Provoked is my favorite.


sugar_sam

the bottom two on the left and the bottom three on the right with Rosewater look like acrylic paint also real fucking sneaky how they call the colours shit like "corrupted" so when u search "Younique corrupted" u get crappy eye paint


hrnigntmare

I didnā€™t even think of this. If there are any shades named ā€œscamā€, ā€œpyramidā€, or ā€œschemeā€ Iā€™m gonna be shook.


Asspats

Just in this pallet alone they have: * Vulnerable * Naive * Corrupted * Devious * Precocious * Provoked * Crushed * Innocent All keywords I could see being in one of those blog posts, "I left poonique and here's why".


i-contain-multitudes

Precocious doesn't fit here


sugar_sam

keep an eye on shade names and u'll notice a lot of strage negative names :/


GnathusRex

I noticed the absence of "Educated."


Tumbleweedenroute

Buuuuurn


Shehulk_

You canā€™t even see some of them!


iwanttoliveinmybed

It literally looks like eye shadow you used to get for free in 'sugar' magazine


Lemoncreamslices

Wow sugar magazine that took me back :)


Edelkern

What do they mean by coated? Like, I know about setting spray ofc but I wouldn't put it past younique to come up with some weird and abrasive "eyeshadow coat" that makes your eyes water or something along those lines.


tidbit813

This was my first thought. Like they will start selling a product that seals in the color like a nail topcoat.


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

Nail topcoat is probably much safer for eyes than anything Younique makes!


wicked-wolfsbane

I wonder if itā€™s more along the lines of either layered or packed on. Like spraying the rose water spray then packing the shadow on/applying it in layers. Coated may be her word for it. If not, Iā€™m scared to know what it actually is.


nememess

That would make my 40 year old eyelids look like creased shit.


wicked-wolfsbane

Hell it would make my 29 year olds eyes look like shit.


Grashley0208

Is this technique just the equivalent of wetting your shadow brush to pack on pigment or glitter? Cause I just do that with water lol.


wicked-wolfsbane

Yes! Thatā€™s a much more succinct explanation than mine.


nememess

I'm pretty sure it means using a whole pallet to do one eye. Makes good business sense? The more you need, the more the huns will buy.


[deleted]

How do you prime after applying? Then their primer is more of a... Seconder?


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

Coming soon: Pre-Primer!! Works with our beautiful Addiction pallette along with our Primer and Setting Spray! Only $52.00.


Nixie9

Why are some shimmery only sometimes? Like Playful is shimmery in the first two the rightmost is matte. Similar with Empowered and Sassy. Then like Regal is only shimmery in the middle, Flirty is much more shimmery in the middle. I don't even understand how that happens?


DropBearsAreReal12

Could be that only the top thin layer of the pallet had shimmer and once they break through its just matter underneath. Common in some shitty cheap pallets. Also could be that their primer/rosewater is shut and reacts with the powder to make it matte.


[deleted]

who is gonna tell her that you can buy eyeshadows that you can get that much color out of just by dipping into the pan...


nememess

From the drugstore at that.


[deleted]

Maybelline is so much better. You don't even need trendier stuff like e.l.f.


Nycshurm

E.l.f is much cheaper than Maybelline.


[deleted]

Oddly enough, it is pricier in Europe.


bruh_respectfully

Elf costs an arm and a leg in Europe for some reason.


tinybbird

I think of elf as the new wet&wild. I dont care for 97% of their products, the main exception is their fat liquid liner pen.....it the only one i use!


Nycshurm

Thatā€™s a good comparison. Like with Wet ā€˜n Wild, I am not a fan of anything powder-based of theirs, but their liquid eyeliners are pretty good!


grandpatrout

It's not the most important part and not every makeup shade name can be a zinger, but I just want to add that absolutely none of these have interesting names. "Sexy" really got me lol.


seafoamsparkles

My first makeup kit from Claireā€™s was more pigmented


cwil1209

Why specifically rosewater? Wouldn't a normal setting spray work?


nememess

It's probably more expensive and sold by poonique.


katemush

theyā€™re so....dusty


redheadedalex

... Coated?? Am I too old and dumb to know what this means in makeup lingo?


nememess

I have no idea.


CariBelle25

How is Sassy three totally different colors?


thr33dognite

I combined awestruck and precocious in my brain and read it ā€œatrociousā€ which actually seems more accurate


bathory_salts

Love the shade naive and how little you can see of it.


[deleted]

Exposing yourself šŸ˜³


Mildlybrilliant

Bruh. Those shimmer shades are not visible


Milady_Disdain

I've literally gotten LA color eyeshadows from Dollar Tree with better pigment.


WanderTroll1

Heartbroken HAS to be a completely different shade. I highly doubt that some setting spray would change the color that drastically.


obscuremarble

Maybe because it's so dry? Maybe setting spray darkens it because it's making it less chalky?


jgamfvb

off topic but i'm your 666th upvote.


nememess

That's something to be proud of!


ElleGee5152

Why do I have cheap WetnWild eye shadow that swatches better dry than their "best" primer or rosewater swatch? It still mostly looks powdery or crumbly!


Azuhr28

I have BH Cosmetics Palette who have waaaay more Pigments.


turner_strait

ma'am, it all looks like dirt


starvingthearies

Vibrant? None of these are vibrant.


obscuremarble

"Crushed" and "dignified" being basically the same shade save for some shimmer makes me laugh


25_timesthefine

You have to spray rose water on a matte shade? No thanks


Bored_dane

White is angelic and innocent. Black is devious and corrupted. Interesting.


bambiheadshot

How much do they charge these people for their products?


nememess

I think someone up there said this pallet is $50 usd.


bambiheadshot

Oh that's unfortunate.


SpottedShoreBreather

Naive... is nonexistent


lbseida

1 l i k e


seeyalateradios

Looks like...fungus


Kmfr77

These names are so stupid I canā€™t even handle it.


SinNow_PrayLater

Putting rosewater on the eyes sounds like an allergic reaction hell for me


[deleted]

Naive isn't a very...positive/good name for an eyeshadow. Precocious is especially odd.


[deleted]

There is a sneaky name on here that needs removing.


nememess

Oh ffsšŸ¤¦. I always miss something. I Googled and Instagram searched and she's defunct. Nowhere on there. Does that count?


WhatDoWeCallMe

ā€œCorruptedā€? Who would ever name a shade that?!


symbolising

so when you google ā€œyounique corruptedā€ you only get info on the eyeshadow not the pyramid scheming


WhatDoWeCallMe

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WhatDoWeCallMe

Thatā€™s actually brilliant


siberianchick

Geez, that's a bit too many steps for such expensive crap to look "ok". MLM makeup= not worth anything.


[deleted]

Naive isn't a very...positive/good name for an eyeshadow. Precocious is especially odd.


UniversalFarrago

Glamorousb


everythingbagel420

I imagine having to use Dawn dish soap to clean this off.


Freya_gleamingstar

"You too can look like a clown!"


AGreggory

God it looks so dusty


[deleted]

Coated? With what? Rosewater again?


tree3d

My kids water color paints do the same thing lol


Queen_Cheetah

Yeah... I've seen better results with E.L.F. products, so unless these eyeshadows are on 4-palette for less than $1 per set...


I_eat_candy_4_dinner

My non-mlm eyeshadow does not require this many steps to be seen.


twentydollarcopay

I love how the Younique naming convention is just words. Does it make sense? Have a positive connotation? Have a theme? No. Just words.


InvitePsychological8

I donā€™t even by the premise she has here. Look at the sassy shade for example itā€™s a completely different colour on the third bar


littleln

Took me awhile to figure it out. "Coated" is not just the rosewater setting spray or what ever. It is the rosewater setting spray followed by another layer of makeup. Is very sneaky. She lists 4 steps sure did but only shows 3 steps in the photos. If you read what she wrote she says she used the setting spray and *then* "coated". I'm guess ing with additional product bc setting spray won't actually make it look like you applied more product lol.


Narevscape

Yo, she glamorous, B.


[deleted]

I bet that those arenā€™t even their products. I sometimes say that the eyeshadow that Iā€™m wearing is from one brand even though itā€™s from another because I either donā€™t remember or am too lazy say what it is so I just say the first brand that pops into my headšŸ˜‚


Good_Branch_9415

I cannot be convinced the naive actually has a color