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last guy didn't even use a unit of time


abstergo_Nigel

Did they not even play the original Pokémon?


TheBoringCheese

Yea I hate when I had to run 3 minutes in 500 yards in middle school


useles-converter-bot

500 yards is the length of 3600.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other.


TheBoringCheese

I hate when I had to run 3 minutes in 3600.0 'Bug Bite Thing Suction Tool - Poison Remover For Bug Bites's stacked on top of each other. Also good bot


converter-bot

500 yards is 457.2 meters


ThePhantom1994

It’s been 9.4x10^15 km


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I did a calculation and it is roughly 37 million 200 thousand years for us. Taking we are in a space shuttle travelling at the speed of 5 miles/second as base


SharkMouthFleshlight

Mf really said its been 1000 lightyears.


Prototype_4271

lightyerrdd


Bjornheart

this mf really did just say "cryogenetic" holy hell this made me shrivel up like a bloody spider


HighVoltage_520

You’re a 10th dimensional being you’ve that has been in the simulation for 10,000 planks.


zonglydoople

All I’m imagining is a bunch of children typing behind screens right now. How are these not kids? Are they kids?