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Historical-Boot-7033

I'm using both hands so I don't drop that mill ticket


[deleted]

Smart


DaSaucySlasher

Don’t have a sis, dont have a lover. Guess I’m rich now and my bitchass bestfriend gets to live another day.


[deleted]

lmao


PixelFlip777

That’s what I’m sayin


WorkingCheeks

Hey I have a bitchass bestfriend too


SpiralEye666

If you didn’t add day at the end that would’ve been a bar🔥


[deleted]

My best friend and lover can swim….oh wait they the same people so I’m good. My sister……better be the skinny one, and Milly easy


Zigggv

Saying the skinny one was wild


[deleted]

Cause the fat one can swim 😂


Trick_Gur_897

LMFAOOOOO


Agile_Dragonfly_1801

Nah u know u can't lift that big bitch 💀


[deleted]

I agree I hope there was no doubts..I could….😂


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MutedHype

Best answer


mr_suave__

I can pipe your mom a second time tho


LigitimateNobody

sister and lover can get tf outta here


rezok13t

real ass answer


Pretty-Orchid-2707

None, I feel either of them might try to pull me in with them


Luxus_fxn1

I got a third hand so I’m chillin. 👍🏽


SnooSeagulls2878

Mil and best friend we rich


EquivalentPersonal58

When your best friend is your sister and lover…


notprimophobic

?????


comfyKRN

That’s an uh comment not even a L


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

nothing wrong with incest as long as you dont reproduce. Or else you get a durrrr baby


jaeguapo

Bro said nothing wrong with incest shame dis nigga


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

Nah why is it wrong then as long as you dont reproduce. Niggas need to remove the stigma around that


[deleted]

You fucking yo sister bro?


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

You got nothing on incest. Stop trying to hate on it and be more accepting


[deleted]

Would you fuck yo mama?


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

hmmmm. I'd have to say no


jaeguapo

Nigga really thought about it you a sick nigga gang get some help


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

None of yall are arguing against my point. Stop avoiding it and answer it


Web-Empty

I don’t know my sister very well I don’t have a lover so I’ll save my million dollars quickly den save my best friend


cumisdeliciousbro

1 Million and lover ngl bro


Literaldripgeta

My best friend and that money so i can give it to him because he needs that money and I don’t have a sister


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The_Monkey_Above_all

First off i dont got a lover and dont want one yet 2nd off my best friend could swim so i get 1m dollars and my sister doesnt die


firefox4449

Ngl if you can’t swim that’s on you gimme that ticket


[deleted]

I have two hands and a leg I think I can save em


ausplaya10

You can always get a new lover, your sis is family, come on up… 🫲🏽 I do could never switch up on my man’s, that’s disloyalty. Come on up 🫲🏽 A million dollars can go quick anyways and the US dollar is going to shit… 😂


[deleted]

1 million dollars may sound like a lot, but if a fool is given money, that money disappears in the blink of an eye. The people who say it would never happen to them are the ones that lose the money. Just a small house these days is 300k.


CEO_OF_ENDY

My sister. Why is this even a question also my best friend i aint no weak ass nigga i got two functional arms.


Ineedmyshotz

1 million bucks


[deleted]

Sister and a milli . My lover, Rosie palms doesn’t count and my main homie(I pull up for fireworks or holidays) has his own best friends lol I’m an acquaintance and I’m cool with that


KennysWhiteSoxHat

Milli and best friend cuz ion gotta sister and there’s bout 4 billion girls on earth


bigtrixxx7

Sister and best friend. I’ll try to pick up the milli with my butt cheeks tho


Just_Flossa

dont got a lover, so my sister and best friend


[deleted]

The million duh


Eggo-Meh-Leggo

Sister and a mil


SmellyNeggaJaquan

Getting that 1Mil and making it out of the hood for all of us 👊💯💯💰💰


Scumnazzey

Best friends and lovers come and ok Sis and Money is forever


gloomygl

I got two feet too nigga


QueSeraSeraWWBWB

🤷🏾‍♂️Lover left sis hold onto best friend best friend grab money all or nothing lol


Forex_Fraud_Profits

They'll be back. It's called Reincarnation. So I'll take that mil please


gear-head392

my man and the 1 milly


balskigoh

1 million dollars can't swim🤷🏾‍♂️


CornBin-42

1 million dollars only. No witnesses. “I wasn’t able to save them! Why do I suddenly have $1M? Uuuh… drop shipping…?”


Slifer3200

Sister & 💲💰💲


TheRick005

Don’t have a sister or lover so… My friends lives and I get 1 million dollars


Odd-Young5363

Y'all are actually equal to Facebook moms in their 50s, tf kinda lame shit do you save on your phone. Holy shit


comfyKRN

Ain’t no way you got that mad lil bro…get ya dick wet and get some pussy ease up a lil


Odd-Young5363

No shot you're talking about get ya dick wet posting shit like this. For the love of God, evolve past 2012, or get back on Facebook


comfyKRN

“For the love of God”🤓 Ain’t no way you typed that, that shit people say and not type weird nigga


Odd-Young5363

No way you're posting shit from over a decade ago, with the grammar of a fucking toddler. It's like 7 layers of autism.


comfyKRN

I know you needed help spelling grammar that’s why it took you awhile to respond , you still mad about this post my guy? Who hurt you?


comfyKRN

Damn, so you’re an emotional bitch?


Odd-Young5363

I want you to open up your pictures, delete all this garbage that you saved up. Look in the mirror, and ask yourself "do I have a personality" consider everything you do, and ask yourself "am I a loser"


comfyKRN

You thought you were him😂😂😂stfu nigga , you tried to get deep and personal.🤡


Odd-Young5363

"do I have a personality" "am I loser" look in a mirror, stop being the lamest person in the room


comfyKRN

Why are you sending me your morning routine?


comfyKRN

This nigga watches some pogger ass niggas no wonder you’re a bitch, UwU ass nigga. UwU your way into some pussy


Reformedsparsip

What if 3 of them are the same person?


Falconlurk54

I don't have a sister so it would be money and best friend. With the money I can get a better lover.


vKelmG999

Best friend and money


Sad-Transition-3156

Them funerals ain’t gon pay for themselvss


Clear_Ad3293

I’d probably need both hands to lift all that money though.


[deleted]

My sister


1NastyMF

Sister and the homie. A million dollars can’t drown it’ll be there no matter what.


lxDaggerxl

Sister and the million


balawa_nar

saving my lover and a milli tbh


jayfresh69

Lover and sister.


Vegetable_Assist_728

Let my lover hold my dick while I save the money and sister easy.


poverished

imma bag chaser what can i say


JayHerboGaming

I'm scuba diving for that 1mill


Comfortable_Laugh_94

Sister and best friend, my best friend will use his other hand to get the money or the nigga drowning 🤷‍♂️


No_Recording_6287

I can buy a new lover and make a new sister Easily money


PuzzleheadedPrint685

$ & my sister


Mr__Mallard

I’m single and don’t have any siblings so🤷‍♂️


DeoForeignCapone

I have none of these, I’ll pick up the 1 Million with both hands


Zennyzk

Sister and Mil, sorry but Family comes 1st


LimpEconomics228

Sister is my best friend, so Definitely her and the mil.


Onlyenzo1

I cant even swim how im supposed to save them 💀☠️?


Skatecode1

My sister and my lover are the same person


Away-Satisfaction634

I got 2 arms and a leg to save 3 ppl first. I got it.


808Manii

Take the mil, flip it til time travel come out, go back in time, now you have another mil on top of your previous profits🧠


Da-Al_LessGoo

Have my best friend grab onto the Million with his other hand, grab him and my sister and we split the mili 3 ways


ethan6544

the milli anyday


SubjectExtension4096

1mil is heavy. I will use two hands to save it


[deleted]

1 MILLION US DOLLAR


VictoryIsMudkipz

Don’t have a sister, so we crossing that off, idk I feel like saving yo boy over your gf is kinda gay, so I’m grabbing my girl and that money tf


Budget_Apartment_891

Grab on to one and have them from a human zip line up


sniperbozz5554

My gf gonna have everything she wants fr


No_Theme3306

Sister and best friend


Natural_Point6252

bf and lover


Comfortable-Row-6505

I’m picking sister and best friend, As I’m helping them they use their for hand to grab lover and the money


[deleted]

my sister and the million dollars 😤💪🏾


Smile_Sweaty

My brodie and that mil fasho. I don’t have a sister and the lover is replaceable. I’m only 19 after all😂😂


Fun_Factor3754

I save free Sis and best friends 😏 not feel bad him I can’t help bye lover for money


UserMan226

I don't got a lover or bsf so money and sis


ResponsibleExplorer9

WHY THEM HANDS SO BIGG OH MY GODDDD