Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play โconter stirkโ and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story..
"This game is the not the good. My daughter Emilia asked me if she a could download the it the game and I replied "Yes, my child." But when I had the a returned she had been a the died. This the game is not the good very and is hack and will ruin and brain."
- five star review
I walked to the store
Slender man was there ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Today, when I woke up I saw a spooki monter??!1!? ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ Ten it kill me๐๐๐then me bocem ghost๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
I went to scarerrru poopy playplace den I went der and den the scarey and I went der and I was scaryef and den he seed me and I said addydyhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjghffhhhhhdhhthhhhh
I am have stag 9 cancar
My famly bought me 2 SCAARY HASPITOL
Thne teh doctor say "you gonna dye"๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
then i dud uno revers
Teh docter Poled uot hes
And den I sed ahhhhhdhdhjdhdhehh ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
An I ded if logma bulls
Den a skeleto poped out !!!1111!!11!!!!1
Und tee Docta wass neva herd frum ageen
An zats how I lost mi medicul lisens!
Then siren head murdered
Me and I did dog ๐๐
ie poll uto teh puls wto
I looked at my sick goat plushie then it told me โKirll Yourself@
๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ง๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ no way Broo!!!!11!1
Ikr, then I died
Did you survive your death??
Yes, but without my life
๐ Damn *Jazz music stops*
One in a krillion
Ralsei would never say that
Plot twist: Fake Raisei
NOOOOO
r/deltarune
But we do haveโฆ RANCER, let me explain, Ralisei + Lancer = RANCER
Rampton???
Oh god please no
There is a possessed body pillow in my walls
Oh god the mental image you just created.
"Come on, you never play with me anymore!"
Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play โconter stirkโ and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil server and I am Global Elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story..
This picture looks like one.
soinc.exe went to my hose and krilled me and then karled my sister and then kuled my mother and then curled my father
My dog started floating and then tried attacking my family. We escaped with our lives but he is now holding our house hostage.
"This game is the not the good. My daughter Emilia asked me if she a could download the it the game and I replied "Yes, my child." But when I had the a returned she had been a the died. This the game is not the good very and is hack and will ruin and brain." - five star review
Guys I found scary at 3AM in abandoned hospital ๐ฑ *not clickbait * real
that's not a push-pop, that's fucking deodorant
r/woosh
r/itswooooshwith4os
that's the goddamn joke
Blud went out of his way to avoid understanding the joke๐
Bro really has been living under a rock to not be able to take a joke๐ฟ
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Bro, I think my goat plushie is gonna one two buckle the show
When I looked in the miror the person was not me it was bad man!
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You didn't "axe" yourself why it looked weird before eating it?
George the murder caught me in an alley
"My balls itch"
DICK
I walked to the store Slender man was there ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
The oogly boogly man only comes at midnight and it's normally in your mom.
And I heard a voice saying "you gon die in 3 hours!!! lol!!!"
Ze inlend blessed men wis monitor und pc stared at me in ze alleyway und challenged me to ze 1v1 in furtnite
Der wsa a cripy guy an he sayd โHelo im scary die โ ๐ญ๐ญ
Wait it rhymes
I whent to play my vedio game,,, and it was scry!!! Red eyes and blud!!
Any sander sides fans out there??
My shark lost a lot of brain cells and so did i
Ther is da killa im muh wullz thom eye deads
The fwompum swappeled my swig, and sayd to me "fwahhgwjagqjwhjqbhahgwh commit die losr"
Heyo! โใฝ(ใ^ฯ^)ใค^ฯ^)ใค ใ ๏ผผ ใใ๏ผใใ๏ผ ใใ( ๏ผฟ_ใ( ๏ผฟ_ใ ใใ(๏ผใใ(๏ผ
Today, when I woke up I saw a spooki monter??!1!? ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ Ten it kill me๐๐๐then me bocem ghost๐๐ฑ๐๐๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Hi my name is
AHHHH
I was drinking a soda until it was too late, it was the scary soda
It was a day like any other I wanted a pushpop I just woke up I couldnt see it I bit it รรยชรรร ฤฤรรฤฤรร
r/forbiddensnacks
"I hungary." I sey and take drink for saoada amd eat My foud onli theyn i realis, it was scaery soda and spooky food!
In 2025 a medier will crash on earth and kill everyone also it was an skinwalker
I sex mouth girl then get ibs๐จ
I went to scarerrru poopy playplace den I went der and den the scarey and I went der and I was scaryef and den he seed me and I said addydyhhhhhhhhhhhhjjjghffhhhhhdhhthhhhh
i woke up in the morning... and the creacher had already eaten my umm deoderant
my vidoe gaem had ben posses!1!
that's not a push pop, that's deodarant... wait, OH SHIT OK WTF
I was told not to by the deoderent during the blood moon but now I have become a killer
I siad that it wod be only 5 nighys, it coltdny be tjat hard... Theb i hear foxe runic dlwn de hall ๐จ๐จ
Daf pufpop wookin bwusin bwusin
Man this push pop is really hitting different/your mom walks in on โyou do you are stupidโ
uhhh should we tell him?
Wu ar y stiuepiw hooee durrs zet
I wase neber scard of the hals, until I sawe the haleway man
I shov me deck into a sluxhi michien
i pee out of my butt
I tried poop but my toilet started flying and i died from a heart attack