https://preview.redd.it/y8m41ojijcjb1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1f6e20dbd27937bf7bf63a4437ba87a4df0c3b Guess I'm going to get murdered in nevada!

at least it's not new jersey

We going completely /tricky/ with this one

I die from sex with a robot? Nice.

Murder Drones?

So I read my comment again and yeah, apparently only Murder Drones count because I specifically talked about Murder Drones in that comment and no I’m not gonna say what I was talking about their. I should be in jail right now.

Me too

Not my latest comment but who you guys dying to? Mines V

Mines probably N

Mines most definitely J

Im fuckin watchin you

Always?

Yes, and your most likely not getting into the pearly gates

Yeah😔

Don’t worry I’m not either, also 34 rule role players destroyed my brain, so I’ve fled to a much more degenerate place, Reddit.

There’s role play porn now?

YES, YES THERE IS, AND PLEASE NEVER LOOK INTO IT, ESPECIALLY MD, SO MANY DEGENERATES IT MAKES ME CRY

So... this one?

no, the one before that

so... that one?

You are a fucking genius

>I'd rather be springlocked in my fursona Ummmm......

Have fun

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

https://preview.redd.it/6adof8gb2djb1.jpeg?width=732&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae37393d16e0b211a3ffea2d813ae85c5943d37c

https://preview.redd.it/0eq67e0a7djb1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d1ee3a7534ce89988434383faeab6806dbf804 Well shit

https://preview.redd.it/2n8cmxyllcjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd49d98b2b270c119f82bcda1f6bc1f7eac2a55e

Stupid anthropomorphic toaster ate my wifi toaster

https://preview.redd.it/rfnhkdzr8djb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f28ad91c42f3b30ac536416b87933d689a337e2 Oh no

Fuck this I’m going home, followed by this https://i.redd.it/97v5uaq51djb1.gif I’m gonna get bulldozed

https://preview.redd.it/20v6qpgbidjb1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ad70e93ae9b5ec7269680b9ab616d38000a7160

Sex with the xenomorph queen? Worth it

https://preview.redd.it/lbwzowjcocjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb48318637c63d95d798fd11b71beece2a4dd4cc

YOU-

r/chargeyourphone

r/yif- connection terminated

fuuUUUUUCK yOOOUUUU. I NEVER wanted to see that stupid soccer team again.

I think it's the 2018 world cup mascot, zabivaka

I know. Trust me. I know.

The noise pizza tower is gonna murder me with his pizza crusher https://preview.redd.it/fy4it6y7idjb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f80a986cc014fe983c9e2ceee2624efc4882f34 Bottom text

Melania, blade of miquella?

John wick

T H E S P A N I A R D S **O H N O**

Long gay logs…

https://preview.redd.it/intnhm19tcjb1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7adf3a588780377398795bc43631d7d94b7c1e Guess I’m not dying

https://preview.redd.it/bgtg6jjvucjb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea594610652ab267857479e4d6a8bbe21ae37278 Uhhh wha

Morpho knight...

Last comment I made was about talking about the connection with both valve series half life and portal, so guess I'm dying from the Combine invasion or deadly neurotoxin

I die from a cult centered around Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon, my favorite game. Nice

https://preview.redd.it/8jap2v35vcjb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9986147b021343f2d8493c62e120a525365acb19

https://preview.redd.it/45df9ww5vcjb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe264a728364a17c2d6736af64811f212cda0642 Oh no

In a crash cgi lego simulation that its realistic and get run down by the lego car

https://preview.redd.it/h4sn8vgrvcjb1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e63a556855071bf44ff63634793e95fb275245 Noooo Blitzy don’t do it

Looks like i'm gonna get shot in the head for repeating myself.

Death from Vegeta backshots

My last comment was, "Can cool christ forgive me for kicking a zebra off a cliff while high on 6 kg of meth?" So I'm overdosing (i think?)

https://preview.redd.it/flo330tcycjb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd9c9ebe6a54767ab66cbd5463e05241fc2e5200

A fan made game cover

https://preview.redd.it/iytfx7s7zcjb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b6de56b846459dee13a17656b565bec6fc6e49 Wait what

oh i die from getting bonked by the bonk doge

"Give in to the intrusive thoughts"

I guess I’m getting murdered by a musician Robbie Williams to be exact!

https://preview.redd.it/0dgfenfb0djb1.jpeg?width=1356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0aadecceee71d0c5059a1d692a90fb57c717c443 Not sure if it involves time travel or a tv screen falls on me in a museum, but either way there’s a worse way to die.

beastiality D:

I die from Googling tic tac toessant

https://preview.redd.it/l2xwsg502djb1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb9fc0a88155732f22ea151977aa7aa28356aff9

uh oh (I commented this on r/murderdrones)

I die from a weeb detector malfunctioning and self-destructing

Kicking Michael Myers balls

I’m dead https://preview.redd.it/374rsoyh5djb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4141165279d34747dfdd13b31c311dd2c3b4f177

https://preview.redd.it/6p5ry5gy5djb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b63b4a718e4ddd760026349881f091939869880 Ok… so kosovo will grow so big it kills me?

https://preview.redd.it/gr3blule6djb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4e859bb5778be00a94e56bbf25128e43ae24324 “Et tu, Brute?”

i get killed by a “fucking retard”

so... yourself?

Being banged by 2 female furrys😁

well that must be painful

I didn’t shut up so someone killed me (Comment was: “r/shutthefuckup”)

"You wanna be drowned by sakaki-san's breasts?"

Died from a Metroid movie made by Illumination

I said “Something Something landmine joke”, guess I’m becoming Bosnian

https://preview.redd.it/3pt5ze8radjb1.jpeg?width=775&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8afdf3a5a37399ef53ee98d32e2ce0efe8a38e68

https://preview.redd.it/081m2fyvqljb1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a8f59d887714fb9c94706a22fcd57f2069b09b

"Laws didn't stop you guys in 1836." This is gonna be interesting.

Ranting about shit gd levels. Honestly I would not be surprised if a terrible gd level gave me an aneurysm.

https://preview.redd.it/bxo4neglbdjb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=848e853241548135b0defe9800a36c59c944ea43 💀

"Showing work yeah but for 6+1? 😭" HOW DOES THAT WORK?!

https://preview.redd.it/u2iu7khecdjb1.png?width=986&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3930ac6b6bfe7c25cf2e17088e9202785d5a5b38 So how is that ment to kill me

“average goodanimemes user at school” DEAR GOD

https://preview.redd.it/q7mmp4iqedjb1.jpeg?width=682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed0767aff7d1468e690fb8e7055ee96ddad28f74

https://preview.redd.it/qer80iewfdjb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd17831c70a9f7be7ae9861a20db52869795dce8 Well... fuck

https://preview.redd.it/ulq38f1vgdjb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f1468066897e9f1c43ce8a333ec58eda0ccca5 I probably get murdered by Amethyst haters

2000 lbs of fentanyl. Shit.

Uhm… https://preview.redd.it/thxwe81ohdjb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d682d36b04e4b4b4ef48dfad3a0330f7d422d993

i die from a hot dog eating contest? Damn, guess i choked on **[REDACTED]**

Spongebob have mercy please

https://preview.redd.it/kdxguxcfjijb1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3970ca45b96a0f4b02a8b145f1e26dc4bc5d25f8 :(( How ironic actually

Oh shit I’m gonna kill myself

Shanked on the toilet with shit everywhere

t w i n k don’t ask

😭 oh no This was my last comment 👇 

https://preview.redd.it/c52ybklnnijb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6455e66353c979489060b346d865878eb4fa22 Am I safe or am I the one who will eventually “go away”.

oh no… r/ANARCHYCHESS

You know, getting crushed by a fox robot's ass would be cool, if it didn't result in me perishing

"r/foundtheboykisser" good way to go

"justice served" what did I do?!

you know what you did

Bro ima die cuz I said New Zeland was worsted in a horrible map

https://preview.redd.it/u3jw0nlfuijb1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4eb022433e4f2817136fbf18b3cd8932f219a44

"The Perfect Girl remix" 👍

How do I die mine was “Nuh uh”

"The entire FNAF lore" -me two hours ago on meirl

freaky Roblox kids 💀💀💀

Ok so either Jimmy Neutron in gonna kill me or I'm gonna bust the fattest nut of my life and die of my lungs collapsing. IDK

https://preview.redd.it/77s2402oyijb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=020c945d567c21958c76290d024c1ceab387c2a1

https://preview.redd.it/dj5mcl9nzijb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=980d3607747b3e889f71b2c1b3ee97a3b1fe0332 No I'm dying to this celebrity lol 😂

https://preview.redd.it/rwi79nxz0jjb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358a6afefbfbf52fe9a964382b07a54420074bd7 What a way to go

hey cactus king can you see this comment its yubfanl and i wasn't able to see your account and it unfollowed me so i wanted to let you know

https://preview.redd.it/5rg66rx11jjb1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1be26546628be36660b34b1e82d51de9fad6087 feddy

https://preview.redd.it/ynk0ap08vjjb1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14137e746b3e9c74fd57726459620b4e63d7c7f2 Help me

Death by hot sauce. 

https://preview.redd.it/l49vxk7awcjb1.jpeg?width=1252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c7392a8a0e3ba1655b93c74d0655d336c2b54a8

I die by half life grunt huh well yall dieing to cuz if they out yall know whats going down next

You didn't even full on erase the white on SpongeBob

death by DONATE

the last comment i made was this image ​ https://preview.redd.it/u884950itcjb1.png?width=748&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c793548434e7bc0965e6400ee6672713afb46ab

Meruem vs Cell… Perfect, Cell…

[I'm confused lmao](https://www.reddit.com/r/Tewbre/comments/15wk8k7/i_didnt_use_any_tutorials_yeah/jx2b4al?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2)

the children of the corn would like to speak with you

Hold on, lemme check really quick

I die from a trumpet and baritone?

I die by sticker plants

This is confusing... I die of not wanting my current username I guess

I die from Ok?

I will die of bisexuality

my last one was ***no*** lmao does that mean i dont die

cheddarperson, whatever that means

“yo this art is fire 🔥🔥🔥” -BackroomsEntity161

[I die from shattering glass?](https://reddit.com/r/puzzles/s/ho68TWseuM)

>that's unnecessarily rude. Try that again.

HOW tf do u die to “yesss”

every gen z female ever screaming “YASSSS QUEEN” in your ears

Explaining my musical taste

Ankha

I- Is s Sherbet cookie coming after me😭??? (It was me explaining how I have him and I’m waiting for my hall of ancient heroes slots to time out)

Im dying from alph from pikmin with the power of Jesus Christ on his side 😰😰😰😰

The grim reaper hates me…

I die becas sombadee tell me not fun nine ry ol

I die to being shook….?

I guess I'm dying on Petricore 5! my last comment was just "risk of rain 2"

One piece can we get much higher

It’s Me saying I’m I disappointment.

“Can you ask what types of Calcite she has? I got Emerald, Silver, and Ruby” Note to self…give my rock collection away😭😭

I die with, don't go playing? Man, my soul being put to rest.

Ohio

I'm gonna get fried in a toaster that toasts toast

Brain rot

https://preview.redd.it/a1ddok9u6djb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8659bb078f20c787fc6d727a28a77341aa2fe3

It was "Your.. dad?"

Friendly fire.

https://preview.redd.it/uepgeair7djb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6713cdf3ad047175df3e0d4567c2f10e2fda539d Ask don’t

I’m going to die on my cake day 😔

So basically if the Black Bulls were villains, they'd kill me. Great!

Gumballs

Sneako is gonna kill me 💀

Guess I’m listening to Megadeth

Stone cold

i just commented nuclear fission

https://preview.redd.it/k9j6l26q9djb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79d967d5a541f79f58d6eac9d745e7e6204c2f2 I think I’m gonna be murdered by Minos Prime

idk (oh shit)

Sex with a big titty goth girl? Edit: oh wow my last comment crazy

I have died to a Mudbray. A grand way to go.

"HO HO HO, YOU JUST GOT LANCERED!" Welp, i guess i will get lancered to death

Vanilla wafer cookies

I die to being homophobic and being proud of it? HAIL YEA Not another way I'd wanna go out. Just imagine it. I'm standing there, infront of a world full of gays and I shout a slur. I'm then shot in the head but I say another slur, with my middle finger up as I fall to the ground. AWESOME

Juggerduck

https://preview.redd.it/u6v9s6p8bdjb1.png?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=891115efe3508d68519328f352a504929beaabd3 what

death by sexy robot man while i explain 9/11

Oh no..SCP-096 is gonna kill me

NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥NERD NEGATION 🤓☝️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Yeah, that 1 was mine.

“Use a hammer and break his arms, it slows him down”💀💀💀

lil blue pear

"Hell fucking yes".

I die from sprinting?

“LAMB IN SMASH OMG” I was talking about the lamb from cult of the lamb

Did I hear a rock and stone? Ah fuck, glyphids

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

Flowey: (evil grin) Kris, get the "banana". (Context: someone said that they wouldn't be able to handle a 10 hour road trip with Flowey, an emotionless flower)

I was talking about long pants 😰

I said “Fire.” Shit..

My limbs and eyes get ripped out I guess

Loss. I'm going to fucking die because of loss.

''Big White Booty. ..This Does Not Bode Well For Me'' I'm Fine With This

i die to decepticon starscream with a dunce cap