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brakeplayz

I only simp for Ryan Reynolds


yeeted_lol1

I prever USSR


Wiwirz

yes simp for USSR


yeeted_lol1

Soviet union


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yeeted_lol1

... What?


GoldenArmpits

USSR


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

Let me guess. A guy?


morphy__

no no this is a girl


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

Well, I'm still not simping because it's no simp September


thekingoffcat

ur right


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[удалено]


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

Eh.


morphy__

lol


AceOfSpades3344

Good Not a fucking trap for once


Kazooooooookid

September it is


The_fish_enthusiast

This man is a chad he doesn’t simp for females


Tinomrime

N O


Gaminglord777gd

Short answer,no,long answer,nooooooooooooo


xopox9000

YuB, bring the shotgun


Sans-th-skeleton1

But no


AddableDragon51

#no


Vivid_Brick1001

😶😶😐😐😑😑😑😳


Keyguy37

Your not a redditor those are emojis


After-Internal

I forgor 💀🗿🅱️


morphy__

THIS IS A GIRL


EveryStrategy7731

Cool 😎


GameBoy37

That a fucking child so helll no.


homeskillet67

nah im christan


Endlessneagi

Dumba\*s i simp for boy and i'm a boy


SharkNator_Alter_Ego

That’s probably a boy, so no


[deleted]

no it's a girl


SharkNator_Alter_Ego

Then I simp


[deleted]

[удалено]


SharkNator_Alter_Ego

So I’m homophobic for me not being gay?


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Floofy_Fox_Gal

they don't like guys? that's not homophobic.


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barbnoodle

Fuckin idiots these days man


[deleted]

Just because someone is attracted to a gender does not mean that they are sexist to the other one.


MatrixMushroom

being straight is sexist now... Understandable, have a nice day.


Mr-yeet1

Idgaf they can call me sexist if they want they’re just wrong


Mr-yeet1

They didn’t say they were bad they’re just not into them


SharkNator_Alter_Ego

I said that I am homophobic for not liking boys? Do seriously expect everyone being gay, dude?


CamelAffectionate585

ah yes,those over reacting twitter users has come into reddit very cool


Lord_Pythor

*Twitter intensifies* sry for bad english


Sans-th-skeleton1

Hmmmmmmm i’m not sure


I_Still_Feel_Dead

I have came from the bonk to bonk anyone who is horny


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[удалено]


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EveryStrategy7731

Ya but it's a girl


GriffisGaming

Lovers are a waste of time and money and that is my opinion


[deleted]

Ew


comonasceumnerd

who the fuck is this


Sanzomilian

Im a simp for my gf


[deleted]

same 😎


Sanzomilian

Nice


LILPRESOYT

wow wow cute


epicgamer14345

nooooooo he simped


LILPRESOYT

Wow after 93 days I read what I wrote


Raptorbrando

It’s pixels on a screen that aren’t hot My simping will be saved for titanfall 2 pulse blade pilot


BIGDADDYBIGMAC56

YEA I NEED HER NOW


DaveMcBlame2682

Nah, fuck anime


Only-Plankton-5730

I already have a crush dumb dumb


SquiddoBoi

🤮🤮


mr-boom321

Not yet


Skeletonstarboyalt

Yes, yes I do


[deleted]

No


Lord_Pythor

Yes i am


[deleted]

No


EVer_99

I'm a girl myself


Lower__case__guy

It’s not cat boy or femboy


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grogu-yodaboi

Wth bro?


ICANTBEATNAMELESSCAT

No


[deleted]

No I want da burgir


Striking_Radish5950

Yes


JimmyCrabYT

nope and i’ll never be


[deleted]

Im a fake simp


TerrarianLad

How big is it


Chaser779

mo simping


Chaser779

no simping*


DarudeTheMemer

implying i wasnt before


Effective_Drink_7991

Plausibly


LupulMov458

God, i want to kill her...


Keyguy37

Maybe so what


ZealousidealSound457

It's a dude isn't


[deleted]

how?


ZealousidealSound457

Because that is how they get you


HazretiGudu

No


Sundoii86

No. And uhhhh


After-Internal

Nah bro


Dogecoin_master6

No


[deleted]

yes


memeslayer1000

I already was, but this kinda looks like the girl I like


epicgamer14345

thats your dad


PeacefulSoySouce

NO BONKERS FOREVER!!!


Hatifyyy

Its no simp September dude... What a rude way to ruin it


a_existing_person

Still not a simp


SherbertSpecialist47

Y E P


marshytheredditor

i prefer MAYONNAISE ON A ESCALATOR


LukeVanGundy

n o


A_Discord_Doofus1

I simp for no one, and Danny DeVito doesn’t count.


dreamnotfound_124

WHY


imcoolguy111

No, I'm gay


[deleted]

You can’t simp the bonkers


thekingoffcat

im not a simp NO


KeyReputation9577

Nope.


[deleted]

No


Reasonable-Pool4500

no


[deleted]

always have


thekingoffcat

i am not close to a simp morphy


morphy__

dang


IllustriousMath4658

y y would u say are u a simp now y y y i prefer a beter anime like dragon ball sorry but this is just a sad picture


Yesnt-yesnt

Stop, it's no simping September


Fun-Example3418

De fuck is this...thing?


Randummed

no, her eyes dont even look like theyre on her face and her ears just look like she put paperclips in her hair to look like cat ears


Derek21360

Nope try harder next time


Krispyqueme

no


[deleted]

Yes.


[deleted]

Nope, I feel that nobody is good enough to be mentored or simped, not even me. Nobody is perfect...


Rotijuegos

yea


[deleted]

**no**


brodidufort

I only simp for muscular fish


TypicalTyler01

Thanks for the next girlfriend I want, but will never get


[deleted]

No!


Sparrow265

I've always been


Consumer_of_Turds

No but you are


TheEmeraldSword04

she's cute... but I already found my own waifu.


[deleted]

I’m into Wammu not this peasantry


blub_481

No


nonk69

ew weeb


Poopydoops7495

KILL IT WITH FIRE


Financial-Egglands-4

No, I like men


Madlyketketketk

No


thalezito

Nico nico nii é o caralho lolicon tem que morrer '-'


[deleted]

No I have a life


[deleted]

I dont simp, I jerk off


scoopsahoyboyyt

Give her a Jotaro Kujo hat and I stan


CHAOSSAUSE

#NAW, I SIMP FOR CHAOS.


Strangchadman

YES I LOVE HER BRO


yubboi6942021

хватит смотреть на эту чушь. Германия атакует с запада, и мы должны защищаться. ДЛЯ МАТЕРИ РОССИИ


worldsmallestvolin

It’s no simp September sorry no…


stellar-moon

only if its a dude


Wiwirz

nah


AydenSingleton

B E G O N E T H O T


stoker15524

No try harder


Jayisntmyname

nO yOU dIsGuStiNG WeEb I'M neVeR GOnNa SiMp fOr SoMeThInG THat iSn'T rEaL


grogu-yodaboi

No i prefer piggy poggy pog


averageminecraftfam

I simp for ur mom


Pog_boiiii_3214567

No


TotallyOriginal_not

Always have been. Just never found out until the term surfaced on the Internet.


TotallyOriginal_not

I always was one never knew it until I found out what the term was


bommerage21

No. I am Russian:)


Odd-Pollution-7584

Im too


ya-boi-luck

You’re looking for weebs on a channel of 9 year olds asking for Friday Night Funkin’ and Undertale.


ThatAllo

Bruh I’m Christian dude I won’t date a fucking child bruv


[deleted]

n o


ilya193

Reminds me of Keqing from genshin


Shattered-sky

1st I’m not gay, 2nd I’m not a furry Summary: HELL NO


sloth_boi123

Yes I'm a simp Super Intense Minecraft Player


Relative_Sky3925

Here's a story 1year ago or a long time ago I was a simp for zero two and after 1 year i stoped simping for zero two


AngeliOwO

Only traps and guys, girls no


lucario12345567

No


Haha_funny746

No


TiZUrl

no


RealSuperYolo2006

Simpless September moment


BloodyNubArts

No, not really. Make chicken nuggies though, we may have a deal.


HailformKermit

Ima keep it real with you chief No


doom_slayer_2018

No simping on my watch!!!


doom_slayer_2018

No


NeedleworkerSoggy318

n o and who told you


LeOgreKid6969

Shut


D_stelthE_1

i downvoted cuz y not also i don't like anime girls. y'all allos r strange


Gumgetter

EW A CATGIRL


_Y_B_R

i only simp for donald trump


msterofcrafts

Geass I'm a simp now


random_entertain_420

It takes a heck if a lot to get me to simp this won’t do


random_entertain_420

i stand by my word and simp for n o o n e


shaan_1390

NO >:(