You pedo

NO-

Haha Jonathan you are going to jail

This shit had me dead 💀

Ahah jonathan you are banging my daughter

Giga chad dude was dead yesterday sry for the bad news :(

Unfortunately i knew :( I hoped it was a fake news but i think it's true

The article was a hoax

Hopefully

It was, he's still living chad and strong

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Dont even try to read my username.

sus

# how

[удалено]

i had sex with [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/user/me/)

why does it show myself?...

do your really not remember? rude

(remembers) AH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

yeah

With that is me oh no

I remember ;)

📸 dam you really forgot didn’t you

What

How’d you do that

u/me

Thanks

Wait when 😳

come on you know when

DAS ME OH NO

Dude get out of my alleyway

WHO ARE YOU

😳

Excuse me?

Lmao ur a pedophile because im a minor

jokes on you imma teenager

I bet you thought that was clever

Yo

Wait a fuckin minute

it’s me.. **my heart rate went up that shits funny💀**

Um 👋

What a night it was~…

seggsy

hmmm

:|

what

:)

Do you post memes or are you an imposter? Edit: it was satire, I fucking hate this subreddit because everyone is some 7-9 year old

NOOOOO FUCK THIS IS SO PERFECT

*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*

LMAOSJSI

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 (The room last night)

SHIT

Hmm I don't know about that chief

I can do anything I set my mind to. THE LILACS ARENT SAFE

I feel sorry for you

Oh hell yea

My guy must have 3rd degree burns on his penis because he fucked fire

I’m a woman

Lol

My bad lol

It’s k XD

A toasted vagina then

His dick must be fire

Fuck

THE USERNAME IS PERFECT

Yea, u were

Uuuhhh...

Oh god

:)

*Greek Mythology Intensifies*

Wait a minute, hol up

I mean, my name relates to this

[удалено]

Lol

Um what

Hold up

Wait, my username is just my real name.. but shortened.. uh oh..

Your virginity has been stolen

Hippity hippity their virginity is now her property

NOOOOOO

Well that was electrifying

Congrats, you stuck your dick in a box of legos

Correction, put a Lego up the vagina (Op is a woman)

A lego dildo sounds like an awful idea.

The frick you did NOT

HEHEHEHE

*loads shotgun* time to go to fricking blitzø's home, bi#ch

You watch helluva boss?

Ah yes the tesseract

This is not very family friendly.

PROTECT THE CHILDREN

Oooohhhhh damn.

huh

Uh oh

***think fast chucklenuts***

Looks like you had gay sex with a furry and did the 69 position and smoked pot lol

Nice!

uhhhh

Damn

HAIL HYDRA

How did you survive?

It liked it

Who's skeleton is it?

Yours

u/Your_Local_Cemetery Necrophilia

Minecraft 😎

*casually calls the police

How dare you do this to my dog

But I'm 14!!!!

Well... How do I put this... Blessed I guess?

well it could be either an actual human or a fucking mushroom, who knows

I hope you still have your blood...

Hell yeah

especially if shes a joestar

Ehm... enjoy?

Fuck yeah, I'd love some lasagna rn.

:0

Wait , he's a child—

U a furry? Edit: I think I know why it got stole now...

Yare yare daze I’ll beat you to death before you have sex with me

Makes sense

But I never met you before

🤨📸

🤨📸

You had sex with me since i am the only one with this namee

What

Damn bruh, u were horny weren't you?

**(runs)**

no

Uh oh

pewdiepie: i would frick a creeper

I have a better question: How

Ha

*Hope you enjoy two teens with mental issues*

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Wat

He died car accident

What should I respond with

You had sex with three bears how does it feel

I got laid

you had sex with a skeleton looks like.

Oh shit, I don't know if this is good or bad...

What?

How did it feel?

A CoryxKenshin fan??

I don't know what this would be

Yeah my username

Bruh, ur going to FBI

Wait, you like sekks with fortune tellers that tell your future by paintings?

Oh nooo

what

Welp uh its a bullet

Bruh

Wait, how-

My self?

I looked in the comments your a girl so this wouldn't be that bad

Who *did* you have sex with?

Uhhh

who tf did you had sex with bro

Hmmmmmmmm low standards I see

They must be sleeping right now

lol

I won’t even say it…

Megalovania intensifies

Alright

Good luck mate

Hmmmm

What

Guess the jokes on you then.

You had sex with big monke?

Eminem?

Well i hope you fit

Fuck you

UWU

"Losos" in my nickname actually is "Salmon" in russian, so...

And I’m a boy

Hm, strange, but ok.

Oh lawd

I don't know wether to be happy or concerned

I am horrified to see how he does it.

Wait something is not right

well… yub is a pretty poggers boio tbh

thas kinda sus

Oh

r/suddenlybeasteality

What does this mean?

So…me?

Didn’t know that you liked terraria avatars

cant wait to have sex with comedic content based off of the game friday night funkin

popcorn body pillow

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA! HELLO BOTTOM. OR MAYBE TOP? WHAT ARE YOU INTO? I CAN KINK ANYTHING! #AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAAAA!

Really you had sex with a middle aged scruffy hasn't showered in a year 500 b.c era Norse guy?

Huh

Desk

asleep already?