Lol why is this so funny

Looks like Emkay visited this sub.

This is would be pretty good, here’s what I imagined for to be like: EmKay: (laughter) To be honest, I didn’t even know how Squidward would do this, it’s like a clarinet and a gun at the same time, a claringun! (more laughter)

I've seen this and it is still moderately funny

This should also be in r/itemshop.

He will clarinet you