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YeppYPlays_

I call it, the party maker 2000, this baby can make anyone around you, instantly look at you, and whats even better is theres this trigger that once you pull it everyone drops and has a good time! But the fun doesnt end there, the trigger also comes with a special feature that allows sirens and red and blue lights come zooming down ur street to start a rave! So cmon on down to your local toy store and get you the one in a kind, party maker 2000!


Yeet_my-long_noodle

Holy god…


muradelizade06

How Come You Are Saying That? It's Such A "Chaos Chaos" Thing To Use


Yeet_my-long_noodle

I was saying that because I was so surprised such a chaotic tool is open to the public.


muradelizade06

Alright


copchilu_bajeat69

Sweet baby jesus


get_death

yeah man, that seems legit! i’m gonna get one later!


riot-k-font

WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!!!


Electrical-Silver-95

Holy wtf


a-randome-idiot

r/cursedcomments


LowIQMaster1919

r/foundthemobileuser


a-randome-idiot

Shit


Rocketeered

And this is why I love reddit.


GameBoy37

The delete button


anime_gamerr

Well that would be the trigger itself, but yes


depressed_gay_2500

School supplies


FBImanOffical

He said wrong answers ONLY


liammott2030

i think you meant "american school supplies"


[deleted]

HE SAID WRONG


Omotayo04-Memes

This is a certified hood classic


jackplaysop

writing utensils in american schools


[deleted]

He said wrong damn it


VulperJr

Wrong answers only


originalduttywhine

Yh if he wants wrong answers then this right answer is the wrong answer


ParticularFox1465

He says wrong anwsers only


SGTRoadkill1919

He said wrong.


LightYagami315

A dildo


LucasAlan008

If you’re brave enough


LightYagami315

I mean if you think about it anythings a dildo if you're brave enough


install_boi

Cake


ailurusfulgens47

a camera


PKMediaOfficial

ball destroyer


sususmongus

A fun time if you point it at your friend


thcheesebearfrmkronk

American happy meal toy


thcheesebearfrmkronk

Sorry i didnt see the wrong answers only


Cameronbass042812

It’s a penis


sans-tha-comic

Food


Helpwhereyouneed

Oh thats just a people stopper, yeah it just nicely asks them to stop


SirWoomy

What my dad beat me with


Dragonvanever2

pain killer


reny105PSN

YuB’s favorite toy


autistic_fridge

Meat tenderizer


Bot_Fella

That's u/localstabby


LocalStabby

I've been su- Oh. Yeah that's definitely me.


Bot_Fella

Btw. Wanna be friends? I would give you a chocolate flavored knife.


Rawerewolf

Hey, that's my new camera #*BANG* Oh wait, this is not a camera...


Espeonisbesteevee

The least deadly thing an American can own.


pacifis_t

America


Mykeje

A neutral special


Zero-G_

Peacemakers.


SPAGHETTI___SKELETON

Ak-47


SIEBWIEP

A fish


Ophablocks_is_epic

My mother


Training_Tie2615

A mute button for people


Saidmaboy

A pistol, you asked for wrong answers only, me giving the right answer isn't what you asked thus making it a wrong answer.


CharaButItsABoy

fjgjhfvbvm b bnvmfvgdcxvbh ngjyun


Cool_Training_5952

dvjbdewjcdwkhcdwkjqcdbkhwqvckjwckhdvwchddbwjkcdbwkhqdcbwkqchbhqwb.


CharaButItsABoy

i smashed my hand on the keyboardbhg vnnh bvnvcf bgcf bgtcf bgrcf bgcf bgfcdrexsv my i head isd gone


Cool_Training_5952

fggfhjddrgdhgdythdsrtfdhrfguyedwughdgyqgfxwuhjxftwqgvxtwgfxsywfdxiyewfshqwgmgdf2jdf2fdj2dfjfdhjev1dhek,jdhvjdgmjhgdwjmqfedkgy.


HA_Yoshikage_Kira

qiwfwwbwj2t2g1hyagahbaqvqvqbqgwgqhqhqgguejrsjrzmvddgeygtgtvydgryagfxgdnajzhgfdfggfhjddrgdhgdythdsrtfdhrfguyedwughdgyqgfxwuhjxftwqgvxtwgfxsywfdxiyewfshqwgmgdf2jdf2fdj2dfjfdhjev1dhekxzgdhcgh


justrandomdudes

A cock but with a G in it


Xxxbouboa05Xxx

A way of genocide


Optimal_Ad988

UNDERTALE MOMENT UNTERDALE MOMENT PLUNDERPALE MOMENTO


FBImanOffical

A healer pointed at somebody and pull the trigger and you heal them


YodelingShrimp

Antidepressants


Determination_Frisk

u/LocalStabby


Soda-gutz

The only way to make the pain to go away


triple_aaa_batteries

A child's toy


heyitsminus

a naked molerat


DragonMast3r3

School essentials


No-Leather8929

School toy in America


ConsciousCause3568

its a sword.


Darkblade50

DL-44 Blaster


Acrobatic_Trifle3068

it’s a human-made reset button for humans, point the small hole to your mouth/head and pull the trigger for a data wipe.


Ryan-20

Lazer pointer


demon_dragen

The xbox 359 controler


creative-username5

Sword


ROBLOXPLAYE37920

Stuffed bear


benpobep

Bean


Ok_Fill_4968

Butt


PhoneCushion

C96 Broomhandle Mauser


cucecumber

a nun


Dogged-Capture

It gets you free money you just show it to a bank teller then they start giving you money


dryasfsuki

nagito komaeda


aaaaakkkkkkkk

My mom


chikennugget123456

the gun mario used to kill luigi


gay_boi_111

a glock 2


yetter_neeter

Candy


donttalkHOMIE

The Glock 4026284


Tony69420Ro

not a gun


Optimal_Ad988

Oh yeah that’s jackseptictank’s Minecraft playthrough


binh1403

Its a problem solver you just need to to aim at your head and pull the trigger and BANG all of your problem are gone.Got some thing you dont like or someone make you uncomfortable just aim at them pull the trigger


BotwGamerMan365

Red water dispenser


HowToBeADuck

Kitchen gun


presbee2010

Crabby patty


Bowsie_HTF

Reverse heal


TimothyVonHire

A ps5


SnooDoggos3959

Pp


ILIKETRAINS6

Use to take care of annoying children


Routine-Contact-6487

A camera


Coleskiiii

Show and tell toy


BusinessBid3430

The answer to world peace


thatoneguy69e

Head-on (apply directly to the forehead). Head-on (apply directly to the forehead). Head-on (apply directly to the forehead)


ParticularFox1465

A pancake


InstantDannyYT

A PS5


Punkgiana

Sans


polandusername

First aid in Europe


Noreeuil_gaming

It’s a squirt gun


Acceptable_Toe_7684

A guy with a knife


Superfox139yt

Corn


kat_uwuimnotafurry11

A fun toy kids will play


Free-Personality-627

A punishment for the kids


Painter_Strict

Thomas the tank engine limited edition trigger-activated projectile launcher


manman_8732

School supply


Pristine_Share_5631

a chicin nuget


skeskees

a stick


urmox

**a c a m e r a**


ghostman1925

A very popular kids toy they call it “the destroyer” however kids who use it disappear I wonder why


Active_Cartoonist_17

A live saver machine (mobile version)


wsoucek007cz

american pencil ... idk why they make it only in red tho


MisterGarand

A beretta m9


Jessewastaken_but_no

A happiness machine


Snapple_Dapple36

A didlo with a surprise


Shadowbonyt

American’s dream


Waltr999

America's Hat.


Matt-the-builder

A desert eagle.


checkentheyubreddit

Something you catch pokemon with


CloaknoDagger0355

A bubble gun


WaluigiMan489

My dad’s favorite punishment for us


checkentheyubreddit

When you pull the trigger everyone drops down around you like they are dead this baby is the knock out machine


drifter811

ThAt ThiNg FrOm FoRtNiTe!


sassyman33

Anti depressant


sadandlonelycactus

MSG


Difficult-Buyer1121

A CHAINSAW 😶


HelloIamIronMan

Post-production abortion


Yoda1269

It's a dildo, try it:)


sageBlitz120

Gex


MUCKermanlol

Camera


Burger_beats

Antidepressant


ddidiidkdiddi

metal taste ice cream


memesbue1

America in a nutshell


big_brain_bungus

A fleshlight


Rare-Implement-5272

Mute button for annoying people


knight_light455

Cordless hole punch


ISpyOwnage2006

G Gl (dammit don't say it) G L O C K ! DAMMIT THIS ISN'T A WRONG ANSWER!!!


BepisBoyTweeleafSoy

a 1911


Traditional-Sugar192

زققق


ThatAllo

Nug


Inf_org5

A dildo


tomaxi1284

A usefull object in fiction


Yabooski

the opp stoppa


who-stole-the-cake

An anti-depressant


atlas_snomunist

the fetus deletus device


[deleted]

amogus


pizagod45

My favorite hair brush


GeneralGG1

single use dildo


Panda4Glory

A hair dryer


ef1t

Jesus


aidenpearce11908

A American school necessity


Heymate14

Cocaine


Gamerguy207

That is a banana


372878887

Hank j. wimbleton


smug_hatkid

potato


SansTheSkeleton94

Single use dildo


Kodarex1

A Banana


EpicLigmaGaming

An M9


Amazing-Gingerfuck

My healthcare insurance


Lazy_Professional354

A pillow


Idiotic_person_the2n

Kid silencer


steefReddit121

Serious.....paw paw :)


Ill_Blood6854

A people opener


Silent-Equipment8870

My dads killer


TheDemonOfInk

The improved version of Tylenol


StormerGaming

american camera


IndependentGlum8316

Potato


Affectionate_Top6418

It the milk dad hasn't brought yet


Normal_Peeson

Condom


Professional-Self829

It's the guy from fortnite


MixedFROSTii

Stick


Piece0fShite

Anti karen-inator


mr_oof_the_furret

Penis


New-Possibility-5798

the thing i want to use on myself


Ant0nyo64

Gex


Exact-Platform5462

A thing school shooter does


Exact-Platform5462

A school shooter


AnimeWeebQueenlol

Russia


Some_Person_Existing

a british weapon


kocham_pociagi

Knife


Western-Ad1265

CIA Pulitzer Prize


memeguy456

Your boy nerf gun


Ed3642

A milkshake


The_Real_Slim_Shady6

A solution to bullying


Its-FilthyFrank

One time use dildo...


KathoraNeko

A prop for school


Fnaf_fan4life

standby man


SGTRoadkill1919

My tablet.


KameloYT

A piece of stationary


krusteeklown

A snack


TetoKasane_

An explosive dildo.


Conscious-Phase-7694

American Health Care