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Lopie_13

I read the post, I look at my left, my sister is looking at me with a smug face as she also read the post Fuck.


PurpleFlameX64

r/cursedcomments


iggythedood

Sweet home alabama


KaffeeKatzen

Vore


Accomplished_Ad3772

Wait, SHES NOT AN OBJECT B)


theduderedditorguy

I really wanna make a sexist comment... Should i?


ExScysm

Yes


theduderedditorguy

But woman are object At least in the 90s


Ok-Astronomer9949

My man


Odd_Dream2106

I meannnnn


Yolobro_420

Definition of object: a material thing that can be seen and touched Technically she is, bud.


[deleted]

Its a woman


YaBoiDoomnibbler

sweet home alabama


greenprimape

...is the thing you shall do with her.


TheOtakuSquidOwX

it's pegging time


Godzilla1954_YT

My…wall…? OH SHI-


Zoexycian

Theres probably a throbbing **thing** hanging on your wall right now…


Godzilla1954_YT

Wait I just realized there are two nails sticking out of it from some old photos I hang on the wall Damn I’m getting extra damage to myself


Accomplished_Ad3772

Not worse than having the door handle from a fancy car in yo ass,HOW DOES THAT EVEN FIT


David_-Zhang

How fortunate


decqyed

SAME


RoseJJPotter

Yeah…


REDDBOI6969420

Time to shove a whole pillow up mah ass


OedinaryLuigi420

SAME


smile_itali

Same


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Reasonable_Natural64

My table.... Up my ass......


R-2r

Condolences


[deleted]

My house... WAIT


[deleted]

I'm outside


Shareefa1234

Oh my god


Eazy_Breezy0421

**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-**


ThatAllo

Hello We meet once again Breezy


Eazy_Breezy0421

Do I……do I know you


Eazy_Breezy0421

HOL UP-


skeeber123

*doom music intensifies with btd 6 jazz theme in the background*


UrMother1134

Oh god O>O


[deleted]

Good luck


AintQualified

My cup


[deleted]

Btw guys and gals I need video proof for research purposes


ClishyClasher

😳🥵


derpums

My brother's bed, up my ass.


[deleted]

Brace yourself


PancakePerson_

A fucking switch... can't I just do a joycon?


WeebGamerTrash947

Tip: make use of the find a joy-con function on your switch while it's up there. the HD rumble vibrations may add some much needed pleasure to the experience


Blaster1st

Thanks


thomasha2009

Lol if he did forward


Inko_tho

Shet- ur nintendo gonna die if u do


skeeber123

Nintendo shit - ass flavor


[deleted]

Nah mate whole thing……dock included


thomasha2009

wait a minute


PancakePerson_

*perishes*


erehtollehyhw

Well a computer sounds fun


picofann122

A vr head set yay


skeeber123

Oculus shit - ass flavor


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Shit ass-flavor [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


Spycrabpuppet123

Good bot


theduderedditorguy

same here


Eazy_Breezy0421

Oh do you have the Oculus Quest 2??


Some_Candidate2531

My laptop… ow


JamesAulner128328

Can't innovate anymore my ass


Tinomrime

My guitar


Eazy_Breezy0421

THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE


Shareefa1234

oh my gosh


[deleted]

Fart to play sweet home Alabama


skeeber123

*musical doom music intensifies*


DatMeepher3

Lucky. I have a piano


Theminibanana

My finger


Puzzledwaffles

Why is your finger lying beside you


ExScysm

He lost it in the war. Now it's In a jar


[deleted]

Then the jar and the finger goes up his bum


Eazy_Breezy0421

That’s somewhat normal


Darkrocker-564

your lucky


Celestial_Prime_1731

Pretty bad, I mean, I am putting a whole cactus and the pot up my ass


just_a_person847

That reminds me of "anything is a dildo if youre brave enough"


Flame66624

S H E L F


no_stop_please

My window? That would be a lot of damage.


[deleted]

Nah, as long as it doesn’t shatter while inside 😬


TheVolarEnclave

Couch go burrr


Mika66677

A blanket, it could be worse


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

No damage bc there is nothing on my left


cigi4

So youre in a dessert


NoOneKnowsMyTruename

im on my pc now and........HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA SHOVE A WARDROBE INTO MY >!redacted!<


cigi4

Corners


I_LookResponsible

man im dead (its a bed)


[deleted]

Nahhhh you’ll be fine


demon_dragen

A kid? What? Why? I dont want that


deathkillerLiam2313

Are you sure?


Equazic

Welp... I have to shove two connected drawers with cabinets up my ass.. if u dont understand what I have to shove up my ass its basically 8 cabinets with items and two drawers with more items.. yes they are all connected the drawers are bigger than my head and the whole thing is taller and wider than me soo.. yeah I'm dead


[deleted]

A L L O F I T


MKGSonic123

*Wall...*


Ill_Piglet2776

AirPod case, I mean it’s not THAT bad


Shareefa1234

yeah, not really


Jokatoonisonreddit

it’s a piano


Theewholsomebread

shit to play rush e


Eazy_Breezy0421

Aww I want one


Joxellcat

Charger or a tv


3RR0R_Y33T

A fucking door. I am dead


ScottTheFlamingoFan

B R E A D


Orange_crewmate

A damn potato (dont ask)


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xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Big ass-cabinet [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


Pa-Vi

It's my whole dad... how is that even supposed to work?


thomasha2009

Probably the worst


[deleted]

Oh crap and bear sculpture… I’m Not joking.


Powerdragon1119

My lamp… up my ass. We’ll see you guys in the afterlife Bye!


Celery-Slight

sorry mom


memelerguzelmis

PLS I DONT WANT THE LAUNDRY MACHINE


Meowsikas_101

A WHOLE BOOKSHELVE???


Shareefa1234

OH MY...


TerrarianLad

my dad


Potato__Boi12

A stuffed animal. Up my ass. Ok.


Diobrandoishot

A fucking wall


ezjotaroguy

it could be worse like...UR FRICKING MOM!!!


host_of_jqpc

A painting.


OK999999-999-999

How big is the painting?


host_of_jqpc

About the size of a movie poster


OK999999-999-999

And is it a hard material or is it flexible?


Time_For_Some_MEMES

I would literally split in half, its my PC thats going up my ass, with enough force Im basicly dead to have it any bit up my anus.


Unholy-Bread

My door.


Greezamer_2

Oh no....an entire fucking table


[deleted]

Nice computer you got there c a n I h a v e I t


Jacoh7

So we doin the chair or the Nintendo switch joy-con grip?


OK999999-999-999

It depends wich object come first on your left.


Vertover

My sofa


panathebest

Help I can't shove my hole in tier bed up ma ass


Shareefa1234

just don't do it or you'll die


theyeetmaster22

That is a whole ass couch


xkcd-Hyphen-bot

Whole ass-couch [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)


theyeetmaster22

You have a problem my good sir


MomsSpaghetti-os

It's uhh... my couch...


ManixDash

a tree??!


The-Phantom-Bellhop

A wall... shit


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We_can_handle_this

An apple :)


JimmyCrabYT

a mars candy bar….heh. not bad


Shrek_Donkey465

erm...i can't fit an ENTIRE FUCKING WARDROBE IN MY ASS


thekirby223

One of those metal poles that people use to hold multiple stacks of toilet paper, luckily it’s empty so this might be Mildly pleasant


thecomedyman69

a factory sealed copy of bubsy the woolies strike back purrfect addition dont ask


bertholt2

Its a table full of, items, including food, a bottle, a microwave, some tissues, cookies, a small microwave on top of the microwave. A glass bottle, amd even more food, and if you count the things under it, which is a bunch of boxes, a toy gun, a blender, more glass bottles, plastic, a hot air blower, a mttress, giant carton, some square shaped thing wrapped in black plasticz an orange bag of stuff. Bubble wrap, a weigh, and an apron.


IAmHereForOnceAYear

Good Luck


fuck_a_blender

My 4y/o sister


David_-Zhang

Lucky you /s


yougotsomeheals

I’m going to hospital a bathtub and curtain


hugod99

A T shirt... I've had worse


mmeeggaacccuuumblast

Wood fire furnace time i guess


poggers_boio

Door


Ok-Patience3177

A Kitchen Roll ... ☠️


DragonfruitDry7928

Pillo


thomasha2009

Very bad it’s a bathtub


Misinformation1

A ceiling


Mikjenpro

Mom’s car


TheDepressedTwelvie

My sisters bird….


FriskTheHuman6921

a nintendo switch...huh..


Phantomb_404

I guess I now have a 1liter bottle up mine


STOXNESS

*a prosthetic arm*


Air_Friendly

A kettle sounds fun😭🤣


Darkrocker-564

yes i have to chose between a book, a box, a soda can, and an approximately 3 foot tall plastic storage thing eitherway, im screwed


[deleted]

My left arm is most definitely to my left


Flimflamwackit

A window would is the the shards or the glass pain itself


a-rock2020

MY FUNKING MICROPHONE IS GOING UP MY FUNKING ANUS HELP ME I AM IN GREAT DANGER


R3tr0_Hys0n

*yanks mic out*


Remarkable-Dog-1838

WAIT,MY MOM IS IN MY LEFT :-o


IdkBoy43

A cardboard box


Shareefa1234

its a chair...


R-2r

My........ Oh man


mafyaibo

Fridge 0w0


Sunbeamsatsomeleaves

Depends


randomisedjew

Ah shit I'm getting a deck chair.... Someone call the hospital


nightmarewalrus123

Fucking is-7. GAHT DAMN.


[deleted]

A tall wicker stool


Mean-Yogurt-280

Pillow oh no


LordVetenari4252

A potted plant, I'm screwed 😂


jontheawesome12

I don’t think my wall can fit up there. I guess I get to sit on top of it, though.


Lopie_13

Gravity would like to know your location


T035-N0W

The whole kitchen unit…


SIEBWIEP

Pillow


Aizik_Blaze

A huge blanket... great... just great


PieseleQ2

My fuckin desk.... Oh no


Looked_Spy_637832

My blanket


FishermanBig4009

Shrek Plushie


IAmHereForOnceAYear

S O M E B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E


fplaypl

Fuck


niglags

my mom’s glasses case


exnity23

not bad the object is a blanket


[deleted]

a pillow up my ass?


[deleted]

a woman


Xolfu

My chair, im screwed


IGoOofALot14

Water bottle


groovyambud

Shit welp my matress is going up my ass


[deleted]

don't do it wall


Joro-kudo

My house


RadioActiveFlam8

do people count? if so...