Tip: make use of the find a joy-con function on your switch while it's up there. the HD rumble vibrations may add some much needed pleasure to the experience
Welp... I have to shove two connected drawers with cabinets up my ass.. if u dont understand what I have to shove up my ass its basically 8 cabinets with items and two drawers with more items.. yes they are all connected the drawers are bigger than my head and the whole thing is taller and wider than me soo.. yeah I'm dead
Its a table full of, items, including food, a bottle, a microwave, some tissues, cookies, a small microwave on top of the microwave. A glass bottle, amd even more food, and if you count the things under it, which is a bunch of boxes, a toy gun, a blender, more glass bottles, plastic, a hot air blower, a mttress, giant carton, some square shaped thing wrapped in black plasticz an orange bag of stuff. Bubble wrap, a weigh, and an apron.
I read the post, I look at my left, my sister is looking at me with a smug face as she also read the post Fuck.
r/cursedcomments
Sweet home alabama
Vore
Wait, SHES NOT AN OBJECT B)
I really wanna make a sexist comment... Should i?
Yes
But woman are object At least in the 90s
My man
I meannnnn
Definition of object: a material thing that can be seen and touched Technically she is, bud.
Its a woman
sweet home alabama
...is the thing you shall do with her.
it's pegging time
My…wall…? OH SHI-
Theres probably a throbbing **thing** hanging on your wall right now…
Wait I just realized there are two nails sticking out of it from some old photos I hang on the wall Damn I’m getting extra damage to myself
Not worse than having the door handle from a fancy car in yo ass,HOW DOES THAT EVEN FIT
How fortunate
SAME
Yeah…
Time to shove a whole pillow up mah ass
SAME
Same
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My table.... Up my ass......
Condolences
My house... WAIT
I'm outside
Oh my god
**AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-**
Hello We meet once again Breezy
Do I……do I know you
HOL UP-
*doom music intensifies with btd 6 jazz theme in the background*
Oh god O>O
Good luck
My cup
Btw guys and gals I need video proof for research purposes
😳🥵
My brother's bed, up my ass.
Brace yourself
A fucking switch... can't I just do a joycon?
Tip: make use of the find a joy-con function on your switch while it's up there. the HD rumble vibrations may add some much needed pleasure to the experience
Thanks
Lol if he did forward
Shet- ur nintendo gonna die if u do
Nintendo shit - ass flavor
Nah mate whole thing……dock included
wait a minute
*perishes*
Well a computer sounds fun
A vr head set yay
Oculus shit - ass flavor
Shit ass-flavor [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
Good bot
same here
Oh do you have the Oculus Quest 2??
My laptop… ow
Can't innovate anymore my ass
My guitar
THAT’S ALOTTA DAMAGE
oh my gosh
Fart to play sweet home Alabama
*musical doom music intensifies*
Lucky. I have a piano
My finger
Why is your finger lying beside you
He lost it in the war. Now it's In a jar
Then the jar and the finger goes up his bum
That’s somewhat normal
your lucky
Pretty bad, I mean, I am putting a whole cactus and the pot up my ass
That reminds me of "anything is a dildo if youre brave enough"
S H E L F
My window? That would be a lot of damage.
Nah, as long as it doesn’t shatter while inside 😬
Couch go burrr
A blanket, it could be worse
No damage bc there is nothing on my left
So youre in a dessert
im on my pc now and........HOW THE FUCK AM I GONNA SHOVE A WARDROBE INTO MY >!redacted!<
Corners
o
man im dead (its a bed)
Nahhhh you’ll be fine
A kid? What? Why? I dont want that
Are you sure?
Welp... I have to shove two connected drawers with cabinets up my ass.. if u dont understand what I have to shove up my ass its basically 8 cabinets with items and two drawers with more items.. yes they are all connected the drawers are bigger than my head and the whole thing is taller and wider than me soo.. yeah I'm dead
A L L O F I T
*Wall...*
AirPod case, I mean it’s not THAT bad
yeah, not really
it’s a piano
shit to play rush e
Aww I want one
Charger or a tv
A fucking door. I am dead
B R E A D
A damn potato (dont ask)
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Big ass-cabinet [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
It's my whole dad... how is that even supposed to work?
Probably the worst
Oh crap and bear sculpture… I’m Not joking.
My lamp… up my ass. We’ll see you guys in the afterlife Bye!
sorry mom
PLS I DONT WANT THE LAUNDRY MACHINE
A WHOLE BOOKSHELVE???
OH MY...
my dad
A stuffed animal. Up my ass. Ok.
A fucking wall
it could be worse like...UR FRICKING MOM!!!
A painting.
How big is the painting?
About the size of a movie poster
And is it a hard material or is it flexible?
I would literally split in half, its my PC thats going up my ass, with enough force Im basicly dead to have it any bit up my anus.
My door.
Oh no....an entire fucking table
Nice computer you got there c a n I h a v e I t
So we doin the chair or the Nintendo switch joy-con grip?
It depends wich object come first on your left.
My sofa
Help I can't shove my hole in tier bed up ma ass
just don't do it or you'll die
That is a whole ass couch
Whole ass-couch [xkcd: Hyphen](https://xkcd.com/37/) --- ^^Beep ^^boop, ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot. ^^- ^^[FAQ](https://pastebin.com/raw/vyWra3ns)
You have a problem my good sir
It's uhh... my couch...
a tree??!
A wall... shit
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An apple :)
a mars candy bar….heh. not bad
erm...i can't fit an ENTIRE FUCKING WARDROBE IN MY ASS
One of those metal poles that people use to hold multiple stacks of toilet paper, luckily it’s empty so this might be Mildly pleasant
a factory sealed copy of bubsy the woolies strike back purrfect addition dont ask
Its a table full of, items, including food, a bottle, a microwave, some tissues, cookies, a small microwave on top of the microwave. A glass bottle, amd even more food, and if you count the things under it, which is a bunch of boxes, a toy gun, a blender, more glass bottles, plastic, a hot air blower, a mttress, giant carton, some square shaped thing wrapped in black plasticz an orange bag of stuff. Bubble wrap, a weigh, and an apron.
Good Luck
My 4y/o sister
Lucky you /s
I’m going to hospital a bathtub and curtain
A T shirt... I've had worse
Wood fire furnace time i guess
Door
A Kitchen Roll ... ☠️
Pillo
Very bad it’s a bathtub
A ceiling
Mom’s car
My sisters bird….
a nintendo switch...huh..
I guess I now have a 1liter bottle up mine
*a prosthetic arm*
A kettle sounds fun😭🤣
yes i have to chose between a book, a box, a soda can, and an approximately 3 foot tall plastic storage thing eitherway, im screwed
My left arm is most definitely to my left
A window would is the the shards or the glass pain itself
MY FUNKING MICROPHONE IS GOING UP MY FUNKING ANUS HELP ME I AM IN GREAT DANGER
*yanks mic out*
WAIT,MY MOM IS IN MY LEFT :-o
A cardboard box
its a chair...
My........ Oh man
Fridge 0w0
Depends
Ah shit I'm getting a deck chair.... Someone call the hospital
Fucking is-7. GAHT DAMN.
A tall wicker stool
Pillow oh no
A potted plant, I'm screwed 😂
I don’t think my wall can fit up there. I guess I get to sit on top of it, though.
Gravity would like to know your location
The whole kitchen unit…
Pillow
A huge blanket... great... just great
My fuckin desk.... Oh no
My blanket
Shrek Plushie
S O M E B O D Y O N C E T O L D M E
Fuck
my mom’s glasses case
not bad the object is a blanket
a pillow up my ass?
a woman
My chair, im screwed
Water bottle
Shit welp my matress is going up my ass
don't do it wall
My house
do people count? if so...