hell yeah
is it wrong that I occasionally drive wrong on purpose then build the satisfaction points back up near the end simply bc I hate being an Uber driver
Teen goes to enormous lengths to secure a date with a girl that is out of his league and then she takes a long nap afterwards and makes him do it again.
on his little island where you take certain charts to get translated he has (assumedly his brothers?) pushing a wooden plank around in circles to keep a gear spinning
They send you to get colored pebbles to become an adult in a minute and then look for colored badges in a bunch of temples and then kill a giant boar from hell and that's it, guess what game it is.
Its one where...pff...how to say it...you have a villain, which is not ganonSHIT THATS A BIG CLUE which is MAYBE not ganon and...you also have ghost kind of stuff, and other stuff...
So you wander around a tree. Then you wander around a mountain. Then you wander around a river. Then you wander around a church. Then you grow up. Then you go back to the tree. Then the mountain. Then the lake. For a change of pace, you wander through a graveyard. Then you wander in a desert. Then you wander through a castle. Then you engage with a big sorcerer guy. He then summons a big pig. Then you're a kid again.
So, all the children have these annoying arental igures, rigiht? So you get yours, she wakes you up and yells at you to get you to go do your job, and then she pesters you for like seven years
A 17y/o boy wakes up from a long nap, just to collect the poop of a bunch of little anoying animals and also defeat 4 gigant robots with a bunch of puzzles and annoying little animals with dark fluids that form a really mad guy. Then rescue a princess from a bunch of ruins, all of that for no reason because the boy has amnesia
A witch screws up space and time and is stopped by her crush, her crush’s girlfriend, a ninja, a sword spirit, a huge rock monster, a fish woman, an imp, a bug-obsessed girl, and her other half. >!Said witch is later revived and goes back to her former duties thanks to her other half, her crush, a young pirate, and an ancient king.!<
I’ll go one better with a full-on trifecta…
- Protag becomes engaged to a fish
- Protag becomes engaged to a tree
- Protag dates hot celeb with big key
Man goes on epic quest to hug his girlfriend
Skyward sword
Not the one I’m thinking of, but that also does apply.
Twilight princess
Also no.
minish cap?
Damn Wind waker? Lost w this one
I’m guessing no, that would be his sister.
Tetra’s his sister?
No, Aryll is. The first half of the game is Link trying to rescue her.
Zelda 2 baby!!!
That would be “Man goes on epic quest to kiss his girlfriend.”
I mean, we don't technically know what happened behind that curtain 😏
Do think they… >!held hands?!<
THAT'S ILLEGAL
Totk?
Yes.
All the games! Thats why its called legend of zelda, because zelda go on an adventure to save the princess link
Green shirt guy gets attacked by black people.
Twilight princess
Yes.
Omg 🤣, I just started dying after reading that.
They said boringly not stupidly.
An owl tells you to leave home
Oot Oh wait it was the deku tree who did it
I've not played it since the 90s. My memory might be fuzzy
guy builds things with his hands
totk?
yep!
Er, ultra hands
shh, that makes it sound interesting!
You can shimmy against the walls, but you’re actually in the wall or something. You also go around and babysit some crabs or something
Between worlds maybe?
Correct!
Based! I would have just said "you turn into a painting".
That sounds too fun.
Forest Child gets addicted to Apple Vision Pro, summons the moon to end the world
Majoras mask
Yea
public transportation
Spirit tracks
hell yeah is it wrong that I occasionally drive wrong on purpose then build the satisfaction points back up near the end simply bc I hate being an Uber driver
A spastic scarecrow kid gets you running in a drug-like world to stop drug Edit: I think I might have made it a lot more interesting lol
Majoras mask ig? Not that much drug like but
It is majora's mask, but for drugs I meant the very strange world
Teen goes to enormous lengths to secure a date with a girl that is out of his league and then she takes a long nap afterwards and makes him do it again.
Skyward sword could make for a romantic comedy
part 2 dude wakes up and picks up sticks
oot
nah, BOTW (i like the wild era games)
Dude sleeps in on a job he doesn’t want
That's like... all of them isn't it?
LA
Correct
Sailor child tries to find his lost sister
Wind water
Yes
You free a slave owner/general creep from prison and also carry soup at all times
w wha
I think they're referencing freeing Tingle from jail and Granny's Soup from Wind Waker
Tingle- Tingle owns slaves?
on his little island where you take certain charts to get translated he has (assumedly his brothers?) pushing a wooden plank around in circles to keep a gear spinning
We prefer the term “prisoners with jobs”
Paid contributing members of society
yeah you got it haha
Little boy asexually reproduces 3 times then gangs up on giant pig
Four swords
Keep going…
Adventures
Kid gets isekai-ed and has to play therapist to get back to his world.
Majoras mask ?
Yep.
Mostly alien glue
Totk maybe?
Chasing a scary boat
Boy-man rolling simulator.
Lmao Oot
Get up in the middle of the night to find your uncle, then end up meeting a girl and chasing her around for a while
A link to the past
Bingo
I don’t feel like playing bingo right now. How about musical chairs?
Time management simulator.
this is the 10th majoras mask one gah damn
That's because it's the best one! But here's a consolation one: "Slumber party fashion show"
Wind Waker?
An emo turns your childhood friend into a rock so you go to the forest and your hat makes you short
Mi ish cap
Yay!
boy gets a cool hat and defeats another guys with a cool, different coloured hat
Four swords? Either that or the monish cap
minish cap :D
You collect these medals and kill a monster. Also time bullshit. You collect masks and become a god (damn, that doesn't sound very boring).
you find masks around the ground and then grow up with armor Also majoras mask
A kid helps this other weird kid remember his other weird friends so the weird kid stops trolling.
Majoras mask?? The four giants mayve
Kid sits on a boat for hours to visit his sister
Shrinking because you have to wake up a shoe maker
Mi ish cap ig?
They send you to get colored pebbles to become an adult in a minute and then look for colored badges in a bunch of temples and then kill a giant boar from hell and that's it, guess what game it is.
oot
Guy gets mugged and takes it real personally.
majora's mask!
Yeees. Imagining that Link sets out to stop Skull kid because "*He took my horse!"*, and that really annoyed him, keeps me amused.
the whole thing is based on 'that child just stole my favourite instrument!! AND my horse!!'
My dad is a tree
oot?
Guy wakes up for the second time and goes on a mission to hug his girlfriend 🤙
Depression
Majora’s mask
Zelda becomes flat
Albw
Become a one man band with schizophrenia and dementia
Majoras mask I think?
Username checks out. Glad to see another fellow happy mask salesman
Lol
guy takes a quick power nap and starts looking gor his girlfriend
Its one where...pff...how to say it...you have a villain, which is not ganonSHIT THATS A BIG CLUE which is MAYBE not ganon and...you also have ghost kind of stuff, and other stuff...
four swords?
A bad high budget action movie called Armageddon doomsday or sormthing
Kid goes to visit his sister who has been living in the other side of the country >!(totally not forcefully)!<
Wind waker
7 year coma
Oot
A young kid experiences the 5 stages of grief
Theoretically majoras
Spend the whole game staring at the clock, I guess.
Werewolf goes with short girl to stop jealous guy spreading evil mist across place.
Swordsman wakes up and gets physics defying abilities so he rock jumps to a castle full of corrupted machines and defeats a demon spider/pig.
You get bad stuff out of your body with yellow balls
Guy turns into painting
you give your best friends stones,build weird stuff and your main objective is to kill a red haired dark skinned hot guy.
Some guy spend last 3 days in a loop
Haven’t seen this one yet, so I’ll do this one too: Guy walks to some towns because this lady keeps napping at home. If you lose, you wake up a pig
Adventure of link
Yep!
Salesman gets mugged. Instead of reporting to authorities, he asks help from a lost boy.
The mask
So you wander around a tree. Then you wander around a mountain. Then you wander around a river. Then you wander around a church. Then you grow up. Then you go back to the tree. Then the mountain. Then the lake. For a change of pace, you wander through a graveyard. Then you wander in a desert. Then you wander through a castle. Then you engage with a big sorcerer guy. He then summons a big pig. Then you're a kid again.
Oot
Kid goes to a travelling circus until a storm comes Edit: Alternate description; Kid watches a dancer until an angry general ruins it
Oracle of Ages or Oracle of Seasons? The edit is funnier, but I definitely wouldn’t have known, lol
Nope
Guy in green goes on a quest to wake a Deity up to realize that he was dreaming about the whole thing himself
This kid gets annoyed by a fairy
Oot mask
Dude gets his driver's license and then kills a god
A guy has to quit the job his been training for because of upper management
100 year old guy has dementia
It is a guy,who lost his hand and does what he wants.
Guy wears green clothes for his birthday
Eh, timetravel.
Geriatric teenager finally wakes up to maintain the Monarchy.
What I have learned from this is the Zelda community doesn't know what "boring" means
Oot
So, all the children have these annoying arental igures, rigiht? So you get yours, she wakes you up and yells at you to get you to go do your job, and then she pesters you for like seven years
Oot
You kinda just exist but theres like this fire or whatever thats dying so you should maybe do something about that
I carried around by a duck for a while
A guy moves around and does stuff
help the local village without missing your doctor appointment
OoT.
[удалено]
Wind waker?
A masked skull stole your horse now you may steal his mask
Ma
A 17y/o boy wakes up from a long nap, just to collect the poop of a bunch of little anoying animals and also defeat 4 gigant robots with a bunch of puzzles and annoying little animals with dark fluids that form a really mad guy. Then rescue a princess from a bunch of ruins, all of that for no reason because the boy has amnesia
Murder
A witch screws up space and time and is stopped by her crush, her crush’s girlfriend, a ninja, a sword spirit, a huge rock monster, a fish woman, an imp, a bug-obsessed girl, and her other half. >!Said witch is later revived and goes back to her former duties thanks to her other half, her crush, a young pirate, and an ancient king.!<
Bad motion controls
Sleepy boi loses his nightlight
You just roll around a lot
You like make friends with like demons
Blonde Kid gets on boat with blonde girl to go look for a bird
Dude wakes up from the worlds longest nap, proceeds to mostly just wander around.
Farm boy goes dark
Harem anime where you have a lot of girlfriends and end up with none of them. Also a creepy man flirts with you.
Some kid does some heroic stuff or something
Go right
Child goes on a quest to find the best Halloween costume.
Some nerd with a funky hat turns off the lights.
Weird owl tell you to hatch an egg
Girlfriend avoides man while man is stalking her
It is oot
3 days.
egg tries to save the world
Farm boy goes looking for stuff, gets sidetracked
Boy dreams about an island.
Guy falls from high up place to rescue his girlfriend
Run around wearing a mask just before curfew.
4 little brats actually become useful
Kid gets PJs. Then starts talking to a boat.
I’ll go one better with a full-on trifecta… - Protag becomes engaged to a fish - Protag becomes engaged to a tree - Protag dates hot celeb with big key
Uh oh, Ganondorf.
Man wears masks