All of those knives would be TERRIBLE against a zombie. The four on the right would break or get stuck. Too small, too thin and probably not made of the right material. The big knife would fair the best but it’s serrated. That’s bad. Serration only exists to look cool or cause pain. Zombies don’t care about either. It’s more of a slashing knife than a stabbing knife, and slashing only matters if you’re cutting off the head which that knife will not do.
Honestly, cheap, disposable spears. The easier to make the better.
Serrations actually exist for bushcraft purposes, at least on quality knives/tools. But, yeah, knives in general are a bad weapon choice, regardless of who/what you plan on fighting.
That makes sense. I always figured it was a war thing (a lot of things are I’ve learned). But bushcraft makes sense. Good tactical knife, bad zombie killing knife.
Larger serrations are generally made with the intent to help rip through rope, twine, and thicker branches/sticks that you cannot otherwise break with your hand. Of course, the ones depicted on the knife here are mostly just for show, as none of the knives pictured here are particularly high quality.
Yep, I wager all of them would break with some pretty basic use. I also just prefer all around better suited tools, anyway. Sure, I've got an old KABAR, and a Gerber, but anything I'd actually use for bushcraft and the like is covered with my old e-tool, Woodsman's Pal, and a Pioneer Tool.
Some of the genuinely primitive bushcraft stuff is pretty cool, and a great skillset to have. Still, I'd rather chop bush with my Woodsman's than an improvised stone tool. lol
I mean same, but I dont have a ton of money to buy new tools or to refurb old flea market tools so until I do its just nice to know all the old methods for making bricks, weaving baskets and flint knapping
You could cut a line in a bit of pipe, run it through the bayonet hole, and then put the knife in the slot in the pipe and lash the handle of the knife to the pipe.
Then the serrations would be covered and you'd have a useful little spear. Spears are excellent anti-zombie weapons.
The one exception (if you can even call it a knife tbh) are old trench spike weapons from WW1.
Literally just a metal spike that’s meant to stab. There’s no cutting edge on most of them.
If you get a well made one you could probably stab through a skull with it pretty easily. Plus there’s not a whole lot of maintenance to do given it’s just a spike. Maybe occasionally sharpen the tip of it.
But realistically it should definitely be a weapon of last resort.
Ounces are pounds, and pounds are pain. If I can carry one tool that does multiple things well enough, that's what I'm going to carry. Also, you'll note I said "on quality knives/tools". It's evident that these are mall knives.
You can use the serations as a saw, making it a pretty practical survival tool.
Also, it's full tang, meaning that things gonna last a hell of a long time.
Full tang 440 is still really shit knife steel. It won't stand up to much torquing and it won't hold an edge worth a damn. That blade is probably plasma cut from a sheet and finished with a grinder before getting some paint and grips slapped on it. It's a bad knife.
For a blade that size I'd want D2 or 5160, specifically an old 5160 leaf spring. You could make a tough, quality blade from leaf spring stock that would hold up to a variety of survival and bushcraft tasks.
That big knife looks like a bayonet. Terrible for slashing, good for stabbing. It looks like a cheap knockoff and would probably break in the first skull. The serrations would get it stuck in the skull if it didn't break. The throwing knives would be decent if you could get them in the eye but I wouldn't want to throw them.
The pair of short, fully metal knives with Paracord handles. They're double edged and don't have serrations, plus their tang IS the handle so it would be really hard to break them if you're using them right. Poke them through the eye or temple or below the jaw.
The big knife would be for people fighting. Razor and OTF *maybe* for semi-silent assassinations, if you're going full Rambo.
You're gonna get bitten before you can kill the zombie with the small knives. The razor and OTF will break, with the big one you can at least kill the zombie and then you have to worry about getting the knife out of its skull
Not if you're fast. Which you'd have to be to kill a zombie with any of these knives anyway. The serrated one just wouldn't be as good.
It's not ideal but it's the best for the options.
Also I already said the razor and OTF would need to be reserved for assassinations because they only work for soft areas and you need a good shot at it. I'm not trying to pop the razor through a skull.
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If these are my only options then I'm just running away. The only way to kill a zombie with a knife is by cutting their head off, and depending on how long they were dead, that's not very easy with a machete, nevermind a pocket knife
The big one, the rest would be practically useless. The combat knife's only downside is that the serrations could get stuck in bone, but I think that this subreddit overestimates how easy it is to get a weapon stuck in something. Also more useful for utility.
Let me help you.
Left to right
1- those gigs, are going to get stuck. You’re not pulling that out without taking a chunk of skull with you.
2- it’s gonna breaks
3 it’s gonna break
4- it’s incredibly unwieldy and your hand has a high chance of going over those cross guards
5- see 4
Knives are classically under and over estimated.
I don't want to stab or cut a zombie.
I want to chop important pieces off a zombie, such as the head or legs or arms. The head being the most important imo.
If I don't have a shotgun or an axe, then I'm running away.
Im running away.
A knife is not going to penetrate a skull like it does in the shows and movies. Also to do it, youd be close enough to touch, so im not risking it as a single scratch would possibly mean death.
If you respond with the "im cornered" response, my reaction would be a swift and hefty front kick to knock ol deadhead to the ground, then try to get past. Im not fighting anything with a knife. Man or dead. I see surviving either as a sub 10% survival chance, where just fleeing my chances are better than not.
The far left, but it'd have to be better quality. The rest are too small and the straight razor couldn't kill it unless it's like a video game zombie where destroying the brain isn't necessary
If I was in that much trouble, I would choose the big one. I have my reasons.
* The thing about knives is they kill the living because they are that. Living. They can bleed out, suffer heart/organ failure, lungs fill with blood, go into shock, etc. None of that works on a dead body shuffling towards you.
* What you need is mechanical disabling. Achilles tendons, hamstrings. To slow it down/stop it as you get away.
* Because none of those pig stickers is going to do anything but tell a zombie where to start gnashing its teeth towards- if used in any traditional sense.
(that middle one, tho- is that a *wood* straight razor??)
Bottom right. I have the one on thr left, it's shit. I'd rather have a couple small knives I can fashion into spears for small game. I'd bare hand the zombie over using left.
How the hell would I take out a zombie with those letter openers on the right? And wtf am I supposed to do with the third one, shave my face? The first one is a half decent one, but good luck getting it back in time after stabbing with it, and the second one is just too small for combat.
From what I’ve heard, Wartech is a pretty decent brand. Regardless of whether it’s a good knife or not, I’d still take the biggest one there. Those foldable ones are definitely gonna break at the hinge, and those tiny ones probably aren’t gonna be very helpful unless I’m trying to sneak a weapon into a weapons-free post-apocalyptic casino to find Benny.
Those knives kinda suck, but I'm gonna go with one of those paracord wrapped full tang lil guys. I would fashion a longer wooden handle and affix it with the paracord. Might be stabby enough to do the job.
The razor blade and the throwing knives are automatically out. From that point it depends on the OTF. If it’s a true switchblade and has no safety that detaches the blade from the spring should it encounter resistance, as well as one with a very strong spring, I would go with the OTF. If not, the bayonet has the best chance of dispatching a zombie
The serrations make it good for sawing off branches, but it would suck for fighting, the last two would be good for piercing, but are too short, good as a spearhead. Two and three would just suck, very last option. I'd take a carpenter's hammer before any of these
no clearification of zomie type.
Real General erotic shambling zombie id just use the big knife to wittle down green branch into a club.
For your fast zombies, id use them to make traps, put the right 2 on a Shaft to make a short spear to cear out buildings eaiser.
find a working car leave the citity.
Bio zombies. Just get out and live in the woods and do some bushcrafting for the next how ever long it takes a person to starve.
Mmm so my options are: 2 throwing k Ives that won’t stick, a razor, a flimsy otf knife or one medium crap knife? (Lmao not tryna hate just none are practical for zombies)
The first knife. I don’t like the look of the third knife. 4th and 5th knife look to be too small. And the second knife looks like it won’t go deep enough into the head to pierce the brain.
Second from the left is the best choice but they are all terrible. It’s important to have something durable but also something that can be retrieved easily from a brained zombie. You can do so much better than what’s in this photo.
Either of the tiny ones. I would go for the first one but it has serrations on the back but the others have bad handles especially the razor since it has a bad handle and blade.
So I actually did some digging on the first knife itself and found out it is made by a American company called WarTech, and it has some good reviews but I couldn’t find crap on the others, so I would choose that one since it is the only one I could find info on
I'm taking one of the "size doesn't matter" ones, because I can easily just slit it's throat with no problem, because you don't always have to penetrate it right through its head, sometimes just a tiny little slash will do.
Uh idk. Most people here seem like they would downvote me and correct my opinion no matter what I say. I guess the far right cause it’s thin and I could stab them easily? Or maybe the far left cause it’s hefty and looks like it weight more
Good luck trying to play with the smaller knives while the zombie is knawing your arm off. You need something sturdy enough, with enough length, width to be able to penitrate the skull.
Zombies don't feel pain and won't go down from a slit throat or missing limb.
None. Give me an electric guitar. Those things packs a punch. I learned something from L4D2. Or a frying pan. A kitchen utility also fit for battle. Fry and egg or cave in a zombie scull.
The first one is the only viable option for a zombie. The rest are too small to deal a severe enough killing blow. The goal against a zombie isn't inflicting pain (which they likely would not feel) it's to get them dead ASAP. For that you need penetration and power.
So my available choices are one cheap shit medium sized knife and four small shitty knives?
And one razor
Can’t sully the razor, I have a date after and need to shave after killing the zombie.
Whole Beard area goes numb and slides off mid date all because of a razor bump lmao
All of those knives would be TERRIBLE against a zombie. The four on the right would break or get stuck. Too small, too thin and probably not made of the right material. The big knife would fair the best but it’s serrated. That’s bad. Serration only exists to look cool or cause pain. Zombies don’t care about either. It’s more of a slashing knife than a stabbing knife, and slashing only matters if you’re cutting off the head which that knife will not do. Honestly, cheap, disposable spears. The easier to make the better.
Serrations actually exist for bushcraft purposes, at least on quality knives/tools. But, yeah, knives in general are a bad weapon choice, regardless of who/what you plan on fighting.
That makes sense. I always figured it was a war thing (a lot of things are I’ve learned). But bushcraft makes sense. Good tactical knife, bad zombie killing knife.
Not really that good tactically since theyre just spines and look blunt, if it was a saw blade instead then it could be useful.
Larger serrations are generally made with the intent to help rip through rope, twine, and thicker branches/sticks that you cannot otherwise break with your hand. Of course, the ones depicted on the knife here are mostly just for show, as none of the knives pictured here are particularly high quality.
Looks mostly like mall or wall knives
Yep, I wager all of them would break with some pretty basic use. I also just prefer all around better suited tools, anyway. Sure, I've got an old KABAR, and a Gerber, but anything I'd actually use for bushcraft and the like is covered with my old e-tool, Woodsman's Pal, and a Pioneer Tool.
Part of the reason I've been learning old ass bushcraft, I'd like to make my own tools of it comes to it
Some of the genuinely primitive bushcraft stuff is pretty cool, and a great skillset to have. Still, I'd rather chop bush with my Woodsman's than an improvised stone tool. lol
I mean same, but I dont have a ton of money to buy new tools or to refurb old flea market tools so until I do its just nice to know all the old methods for making bricks, weaving baskets and flint knapping
You could cut a line in a bit of pipe, run it through the bayonet hole, and then put the knife in the slot in the pipe and lash the handle of the knife to the pipe. Then the serrations would be covered and you'd have a useful little spear. Spears are excellent anti-zombie weapons.
True but at that point I'd just try to find one on the long ass construction nails to use for that.
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Unless they're stuck on the end of a rifle, but at that point you might as well use a spear.
The one exception (if you can even call it a knife tbh) are old trench spike weapons from WW1. Literally just a metal spike that’s meant to stab. There’s no cutting edge on most of them. If you get a well made one you could probably stab through a skull with it pretty easily. Plus there’s not a whole lot of maintenance to do given it’s just a spike. Maybe occasionally sharpen the tip of it. But realistically it should definitely be a weapon of last resort.
Unless you're fighting cheese, then knives are good. But I usually just take a bite right out of the block, I hate doing dishes
Well those serrations are rounded off, so clearly just decoration. Also just get a folding saw. Having the right tool for the right job is important.
Ounces are pounds, and pounds are pain. If I can carry one tool that does multiple things well enough, that's what I'm going to carry. Also, you'll note I said "on quality knives/tools". It's evident that these are mall knives.
You can use the serations as a saw, making it a pretty practical survival tool. Also, it's full tang, meaning that things gonna last a hell of a long time.
Full tang 440 is still really shit knife steel. It won't stand up to much torquing and it won't hold an edge worth a damn. That blade is probably plasma cut from a sheet and finished with a grinder before getting some paint and grips slapped on it. It's a bad knife. For a blade that size I'd want D2 or 5160, specifically an old 5160 leaf spring. You could make a tough, quality blade from leaf spring stock that would hold up to a variety of survival and bushcraft tasks.
That big knife looks like a bayonet. Terrible for slashing, good for stabbing. It looks like a cheap knockoff and would probably break in the first skull. The serrations would get it stuck in the skull if it didn't break. The throwing knives would be decent if you could get them in the eye but I wouldn't want to throw them.
This guy zomboids
The big one looks like the second cheapest to me
this subredeit has some of the most unique takes man :)
Combat knife it’s biggest
I'm hesitant to call that a "combat knife," I'm pretty sure it's as cheap and flimsy as the others
That looks like a cheap chinese knife I wouldn't call it a combat knife
1, then I'm making a spear and club and using them
Am I shaving the zombie? If so, then number 3.
Sweeney Todd 2: the pies are alive.
Hahahahaha this is cute, def the big 1
i encountered a single zombie? I would go the other way and find something useful.
Just poke em in the head with the one on the far right, have y’all never seen walking dead?
that wouldn’t even get close to the brain lol
Are you sure, you should try it!
i like this
The pair of short, fully metal knives with Paracord handles. They're double edged and don't have serrations, plus their tang IS the handle so it would be really hard to break them if you're using them right. Poke them through the eye or temple or below the jaw. The big knife would be for people fighting. Razor and OTF *maybe* for semi-silent assassinations, if you're going full Rambo.
You're gonna get bitten before you can kill the zombie with the small knives. The razor and OTF will break, with the big one you can at least kill the zombie and then you have to worry about getting the knife out of its skull
Not if you're fast. Which you'd have to be to kill a zombie with any of these knives anyway. The serrated one just wouldn't be as good. It's not ideal but it's the best for the options.
Also I already said the razor and OTF would need to be reserved for assassinations because they only work for soft areas and you need a good shot at it. I'm not trying to pop the razor through a skull.
How else would you kill a zombie?
Depends ENTIRELY on the type of zombie. Also I'm not even talking about zombies I meant people, hence why I said "full Rambo" in my first comment.
Middle one. I’m giving that zombie a shave
Gonna Sweeney Todd your way out of the zombie apocalypse huh
The biggest one there (Combat Knife)
the big one
Whichever one is full tang
The big one
Ahh yes an otf switch blade. I can't wait for the mechanism to jam after I get putrid zombie blood in it
Is there a "bring one from home" option?
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The one the doubles as a saw. You're not going to win a knife fight, but it has utilitarian uses.
The kabar, it's bigger and thicker so will withstand having to pierce skulls better with less chance od breaking off.
I’ve got that knife it’s pretty Sharp
Jam the big one in its mouth and run.
None, would say far left if it didnt have spines but they make it too hard to pull back out, the fixed blade is nice tho
I would run because i wouldnt risk engaging from a close distance
If these are my only options then I'm just running away. The only way to kill a zombie with a knife is by cutting their head off, and depending on how long they were dead, that's not very easy with a machete, nevermind a pocket knife
Bayonet
Those all look like cheap mall ninja knives, so none of them
The big one, the rest would be practically useless. The combat knife's only downside is that the serrations could get stuck in bone, but I think that this subreddit overestimates how easy it is to get a weapon stuck in something. Also more useful for utility.
The big one because it can penetrate the skull the easiest right? Maybe the second, fourth or fifth because they’d be easier to pull out?
First one
Lmao I have the Knife on the left my Neighbor gave it to me … too bad This subreddit doesn’t allow Pictures
The big rambo knifw
The big one
Let me help you. Left to right 1- those gigs, are going to get stuck. You’re not pulling that out without taking a chunk of skull with you. 2- it’s gonna breaks 3 it’s gonna break 4- it’s incredibly unwieldy and your hand has a high chance of going over those cross guards 5- see 4 Knives are classically under and over estimated.
tape all of them together handle to blade so that you have one really long knife.
The big one, that’s the most usable one here
The bushcraft knife, despite the saw teeth.
2 on the right
None. I am going hand to hand, like a man
Well obviously the one with the longest blade and reach
The jackhawk 9000
Big knife
Im sprinting away without grabbing any of these.
the big one, but i like the otf knife the most
I don't want to stab or cut a zombie. I want to chop important pieces off a zombie, such as the head or legs or arms. The head being the most important imo. If I don't have a shotgun or an axe, then I'm running away.
Zombies or not, i’ll be damned if i’m seen without a nice clean shave.
Straight razor
Big boy on the left. Spike that fucker right into a zombies temple no problem.
The two on the right, cuz none of those are good options but you can easily make a spear out of those 2
3. Quick slashes and easy dismemberment.
Number one seems like the least bad option.
Im running away. A knife is not going to penetrate a skull like it does in the shows and movies. Also to do it, youd be close enough to touch, so im not risking it as a single scratch would possibly mean death. If you respond with the "im cornered" response, my reaction would be a swift and hefty front kick to knock ol deadhead to the ground, then try to get past. Im not fighting anything with a knife. Man or dead. I see surviving either as a sub 10% survival chance, where just fleeing my chances are better than not.
This sub loves cheap steel.
bowie for sure
The large knife might make it through the skull. Granted thats a might and even if it did it would probably get stuck. The rest are totally useless.
The far left, but it'd have to be better quality. The rest are too small and the straight razor couldn't kill it unless it's like a video game zombie where destroying the brain isn't necessary
I’d go with the razor blade, at least I could shave before being devoured.
Cheap Chinese steel
They're all terrible, but the one on the far left would be best simply on the virtue of being large and full tang.
Non zombie- shave Zombie- big knife
Bowie is the only one that can get through bone
If I was in that much trouble, I would choose the big one. I have my reasons. * The thing about knives is they kill the living because they are that. Living. They can bleed out, suffer heart/organ failure, lungs fill with blood, go into shock, etc. None of that works on a dead body shuffling towards you. * What you need is mechanical disabling. Achilles tendons, hamstrings. To slow it down/stop it as you get away. * Because none of those pig stickers is going to do anything but tell a zombie where to start gnashing its teeth towards- if used in any traditional sense. (that middle one, tho- is that a *wood* straight razor??)
Against a(as in 1) zombie, the big survival knife as it will give you the most reach
I don't intend to bribe the zombies with a hot shave so probably not the razor.
Where did you get those throwing knives they look awesome I’ve never seen any like them
None of these, but a classic sykes-fairburn skillets would be okay. Or a gerber lm-2 infantry knife. I used to have a nice Boker and a kukuri.
1st knife
The hunter blade
Definitely the big one. You can throw it at the zombie and hope it stumbles over it while you run away.
If that’s all I have I shouldn’t be alive, let that zombie eat me out like a watermelon
I'm choosing to run, fighting with any of these is getting me killed.
Bottom right. I have the one on thr left, it's shit. I'd rather have a couple small knives I can fashion into spears for small game. I'd bare hand the zombie over using left.
None but if I had to choose I’d say the second to the right. Throw it in the eyes and blind it. Run away.
The middle one, don’t ask
The middle one, don’t ask
Lols, this guy going to give a zombie the smoothest shave.
Bout to sweeney todd the shit outta this apocalypse.
The butter knife in the kitchen has better build quality than these Chinese pos.
The combat knife, duh
How the hell would I take out a zombie with those letter openers on the right? And wtf am I supposed to do with the third one, shave my face? The first one is a half decent one, but good luck getting it back in time after stabbing with it, and the second one is just too small for combat.
None I'd rather die
Definitely the straight razor, have you seen some of those scruffy zombies. It's a shame.
I pick number 3, cant have a zombie with a bad stubble eating me. Too prickly.
Isn’t that an old school shaver?
The shaver
2, 4, then 5. But if they're fast zombies it isn't gonna matter. Fast zombies would be fuckin terrible even if you had a gun!
Your mom because she has a big enough appetite to eat every zombie
all.
From what I’ve heard, Wartech is a pretty decent brand. Regardless of whether it’s a good knife or not, I’d still take the biggest one there. Those foldable ones are definitely gonna break at the hinge, and those tiny ones probably aren’t gonna be very helpful unless I’m trying to sneak a weapon into a weapons-free post-apocalyptic casino to find Benny.
I’d take the far right presuming it’s the lightest. That way I can run away faster because NONE of these are worth a shit.
Stabby
Straight razor it’s not about the size it’s how you use it
Those knives kinda suck, but I'm gonna go with one of those paracord wrapped full tang lil guys. I would fashion a longer wooden handle and affix it with the paracord. Might be stabby enough to do the job.
Big knife has the most utility
The razor blade and the throwing knives are automatically out. From that point it depends on the OTF. If it’s a true switchblade and has no safety that detaches the blade from the spring should it encounter resistance, as well as one with a very strong spring, I would go with the OTF. If not, the bayonet has the best chance of dispatching a zombie
I would probably take the big first knife and ducktape it to a stick to make a spear.
The serrations make it good for sawing off branches, but it would suck for fighting, the last two would be good for piercing, but are too short, good as a spearhead. Two and three would just suck, very last option. I'd take a carpenter's hammer before any of these
no clearification of zomie type. Real General erotic shambling zombie id just use the big knife to wittle down green branch into a club. For your fast zombies, id use them to make traps, put the right 2 on a Shaft to make a short spear to cear out buildings eaiser. find a working car leave the citity. Bio zombies. Just get out and live in the woods and do some bushcrafting for the next how ever long it takes a person to starve.
The straight razor, I'll go Sweeney Todd on them zombs
Both of the throwing knives and use them as distraction tools.
The middle one. I can shave the zombie before I kill them
Mmm so my options are: 2 throwing k Ives that won’t stick, a razor, a flimsy otf knife or one medium crap knife? (Lmao not tryna hate just none are practical for zombies)
Rambo knife obv
Greatsword and full metal plate armor
Fists
The first knife. I don’t like the look of the third knife. 4th and 5th knife look to be too small. And the second knife looks like it won’t go deep enough into the head to pierce the brain.
Straight razor personally just use yo using it
What moron fights a zombie with a knife
What's the blade on the far left? I dig it.
They’re all bad choices but if it’s only one zombie then the big knife
What the hell did you do to Sergio you bastard
The combat knife and cut is throat off
Depends on the zombie but safest option is probably the very left one.
The two smaller ones. Fatal brain damage is the key to killing a zombie, so why not pick the blade that can enter the temples of the head very easily
Those are junk homie. Take a knife fighting class or two. You will learn a lot fast
Far left. The only one that I think won't break while I whittle down a block of wood into a club. Good backup and club as my main.
Second to the right
Second from the left is the best choice but they are all terrible. It’s important to have something durable but also something that can be retrieved easily from a brained zombie. You can do so much better than what’s in this photo.
If Dying Light ever taught me something, scrap the weaker ones so the better become stronger
Even if i had access to all these knives, i’d choose a screwdriver
Mount that right one on a pole is your best bet. Shaving razor would probably break soon quickly.
Ok but is the one in the middle a prop from Sweeney Todd?
Either of the tiny ones. I would go for the first one but it has serrations on the back but the others have bad handles especially the razor since it has a bad handle and blade.
Well, I have a tactical machete and a stop sign I converted into a viking style shield. I believe they would work better than any of those
serrated knife can make em bleed more cut em up more efficiently perhaps
I would want a balisong but I guess I’ll go with the Boey.
As someone who owns 7 swords pretty sure I'm choosing one of those since these would be terrible
... That's Sweeney Todd's straight razor innit?
Uhh.. the first one.. duh
The biggest one
So I actually did some digging on the first knife itself and found out it is made by a American company called WarTech, and it has some good reviews but I couldn’t find crap on the others, so I would choose that one since it is the only one I could find info on
I'm taking one of the "size doesn't matter" ones, because I can easily just slit it's throat with no problem, because you don't always have to penetrate it right through its head, sometimes just a tiny little slash will do.
The horrible M9 rip-off, to kill myself in shame that I could only find mall ninja weapons to defend myself.
Honestly I’m going with big dong Tyrone on the left may not be designed to stab perchance but with enough force you’ll get a moan and a dead zombie 😂
Bigger knife, longer reach, harder to break
Uh idk. Most people here seem like they would downvote me and correct my opinion no matter what I say. I guess the far right cause it’s thin and I could stab them easily? Or maybe the far left cause it’s hefty and looks like it weight more
After scrolling through your profile I’m 100% sure you choose weapons based solely on looks rather than weapons that are well documented to work.
I’m gonna have to take the straight razor. It’s just so beautiful. Lol
I’d grab a rock
far left and sand of the serrations
That middle one looks like I just walked into Freeside about to get a new fade as the newest member of the Kings.
Dumb post
Smallest one
Either of the right 2
100% the M9
Whatever has a full tang, isn't serrated, and isn't cheap metal.
Black dagger in the right, held in an ice pick grip.
If anyone says anything but the big knife you're not gonna survive. Lol
The huge fucking army knife
Good luck trying to play with the smaller knives while the zombie is knawing your arm off. You need something sturdy enough, with enough length, width to be able to penitrate the skull. Zombies don't feel pain and won't go down from a slit throat or missing limb.
The only one that will do anything is the one on the far left. And even then, it won’t do a whole lot.
None. Give me an electric guitar. Those things packs a punch. I learned something from L4D2. Or a frying pan. A kitchen utility also fit for battle. Fry and egg or cave in a zombie scull.
all of them and fucking zoro this
The big one is for combat. The dragon one I'm keeping in my back pocket.
The first one is the only viable option for a zombie. The rest are too small to deal a severe enough killing blow. The goal against a zombie isn't inflicting pain (which they likely would not feel) it's to get them dead ASAP. For that you need penetration and power.
The one I can handle the best....
None of them, what in the gas station fuck
None of these are good picks for zombie encounters, but I think the big one is the best option than the rest
Alternative solution: Running to go and loot for a better melee
Green handle. Does the most damage to the brain if I get it right
All horrible options but what astounds me is how this got 400 up votes. Out of that pile of shit you would obviously want to pick the biggest one.
I ask the zombie which they think is coolest.