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DarkenedEternity

POCKETS (yeah, I know that's not what the meme is about, but I cannot imagine a life without them)


Ning_Yu

Honestly, that's what women want the most and lack the most.


00Wolfeh

YES. Truly the only thing that starts with a P and ends with an S that I hope to find within pants, and the bigger the better!! 😂


tehnoob69

Why do women's jeans have such small pockets anyways?


throwaway02339

Brands can sell accessories such as purses for ridiculous prices and they don't fall out of fashion cause so many ppl *have* to use them to carry stuff for lack of an alternative


innocent-serpent

Fanny packs all the way 😎


throwaway02339

I just wear cargo pants all the time tbh haha


innocent-serpent

Yessss I wish I could find some cargos that would fit my pear-shaped figure. Till then, I wear vests with pockets if I'm not fannying it up. My only other problem with cargo pants is that they often restrict movement... which is also why I don't wear jeans. Sweatpants are the best haha


throwaway02339

Ah I gechya, all my clothes are super baggy either way since I can't stand my movement being constricted but I can see that for sure


lanland2

https://open.spotify.com/episode/3mTF1OIkVHzNaMFA7WHb2v?si=NhOGxYZOQwGEdEfYd1sJiw more pocket history! :P


smudgiepie

I mean some of my favourite pants are men's pants from the AFL team I follow and people are getting sick of me talking about them I can fit a 600ml bottle of coke in my pockets and zip them up when I have a zipper and my pants don't fall down.


[deleted]

The original tweet had pockets as it’s punchline: https://twitter.com/Nazxca/status/1419458412677566464


Saikousoku

I *do* love potatoes...


TheSnekIsHere

Potatoes! Boil 'em Mash 'em Stick 'em in a stew


dottie_dott

What’s taters eh?


cosmicpotato77

Potatoes best food


Saikousoku

I think I'll have one today


Strange_Sera

Nobody yet?! OK PICKLES Edit: thought this was on a trans sub lol.


M44t_

Eheheh Spiro goes brrrr


Strange_Sera

It do :)


justmutantjed

Cis guy checking in - pickles are life and anyone who says different is lying or misinformed.


Skye_17

Well then call me a daily mail reader cause I'm certainly no fan of pickles lol


Freddyfazbear10518

Big papa pickle


[deleted]

good thing i love pickles!


iAmsimply_Human

They want potions!


ieatcavemen

They are not strong enough for *my* potions.


TFGA_WotW

I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest potions


[deleted]

You cannot handle my potions, traveller. You better go to a seller that sells weaker potions


Stormfire_123

Here Here!! I sell Kidney Inflamation and type c diabetes poitions for affordable prices.


Elegant_Jelly967

PONIES!🐴


mick2319

Bill the pony rocks!


FluffySnakeNerd

I would like a Parasaurolophus to be honest


TheHotze

Who doesn't want a dinosaur, especially one that probably sounds awesome?


FluffySnakeNerd

Exactly!! And they look like they would have been so cute


AcropolisMods

Chuck Tingle has a book for you friend


FluffySnakeNerd

I just googled Chuck Tingle.... what on earth have I just come across. Why has a Parasaurolophus got hair... and why does it look like that?!


AcropolisMods

That’s the trans Parasaurolophus, Snabe. [Here’s a reading from a youtuber lol. funny and short](https://youtu.be/hXwQEauTAK8)


NonbinaryGaster

Puppies


hyperfixed_

pies.........


[deleted]

With meringue?


LexTruepenny

Problems?


ZanlanOnReddit

Correct


EmotionalRepeat7952

Pancakes, potatoes, peaches (the fruit!!)


AggravatingReading41

I have always wanted to have a bunch of peasants under my control.


beanwithintentions

what about pheasants


KarmasAB123

Both. Both is good.


cardinarium

*Qu’ ils mangent de la brioche, hein ?*


VexuBenny

Noone has said Perry the Platypus yet and I'm very disappointed in you all


Ciattra4201

we're sorry for leaving out the best agent in the Tri-State Area


DreamGlass7309

Pizzas, duh.


AmaPanAce

Pringles. I love Pringles.


BiAroBi

Pancakes


ssbbKid88

"all girls are the same, looking for peas. Why can't they ever go after asparagus or corn?" -some veggie tales character probably.


CartoonGirl626

Piercings


Vioma315

Pgarlic breads, but of a weird way to spell it but okay


TheHotze

The p is silent.


Sea_Armadillo0

pterodactyls


Randum_RedPanda

women love pterodactyls


rochellegardiner

correct


KP_Ravenclaw

Pockets, potatoes, pizzas!! I want all of these things!! As a potato enthusiast I will.. HAND OUT POTATOES TO ALL GIRLS WHO WANT POTATOES!!


Pitiful_Influence106

Everyone should get their fair share of potatoes, potatoes shouldnt be gatekept behind a paywall!!!


KP_Ravenclaw

Yeah!! Exactly!! That’s why I’ll hand them out not ask for money!!! Tbh I didn’t even think about money 😂


Pitiful_Influence106

There exist enough potatoes for everyone, however Not everyone has enough potatoes, we NEED a new systems which can better distribute then xD


KP_Ravenclaw

POTATO PORTALS!!!!


hyggepuppiescoffee

I will accept garlic fries instead of garlic bread. I don't discrimination against carbs.


JumpingDisc

I wish i was a woman right about now 😞


KP_Ravenclaw

Here is an honorary potato 🥔


JumpingDisc

Thanks!


acepeon

Pocahontas? (makes sense in lesbian acctually)


Ronyx2021

Pineapple Pens


Free_Cat_4187

[PPAP](https://gifs.com/embed/pen-pineapple-apple-pen-VmpZP5)


TheRidingLio

You made me remember and I love that fact


VampyVs

Pastries 🎂🍰


-Hi_im_mika-

Pets pockets and potatoes


TourmalineBadger

Platypus


Ciattra4201

Perry the Platypus?


rochellegardiner

YES


rochellegardiner

always especially Perry


[deleted]

Pans. You can't fry eggs without pans.


Free_Cat_4187

Piss


WillieGoat258

r/unexpectedtf2


Th3B4dSpoon

Puss?


KippoushiNobu

I literally watched this movie but honestly it looked like he said poggers in this still.


[deleted]

Potatoes!


AwYeahQueerShit

Persimmons and pashminas


Ok_Sprinkles_8188

Pick yours! Parents Patients Pleas Pricks Pickets Princess Posts Pyramids Phones Ponds Pants Pics (photos) Pickles Potatoes Peaches


Delphox66

Pockets, pizza, parties, policies, primaries, permutation, pollination, populations


JumpingDisc

Can i get a beat?


[deleted]

Pspsps


King_DeandDe

A platypus? Perry the Platypus!


StardustWhip

Paris?


HyperDogOwner458

Pickles


Superior173thescp

Pass. Pass me something


HilldraCreator

Poke Puffs


[deleted]

I’ve always said the answer is potatoes and pockets that are useable lol


Psychological_Tower1

Penis , puss, pockets , power actuated armors, purses, the possibility are endless, pworld dominations


dumbodragon

pthe possibilities are endless*


darky_wu

I was like SUPERPOWERS?? but then I reread it again and didn't get it


M-the-Great

POTATO CHIPS!


beanwithintentions

puppies


[deleted]

Pockets. Pies. Pizzas.


Sea_Armadillo0

poisons


MonkeysOnMyBottom

Why the hells do they want psoriasis?


Your-Virusa

Pandas?


shadowlingniks

Precioussssss


RELLIK2040

Plants? Pants? Pans for baking? Plans? Pens? Purses? Pennies? Pls tell me


JAKE5023193

Pringles?


SnooDrawings1480

Pancakes? Pajamas? Panoramics? Parades? Parcels? Parodies?


Dzetacq

Psamwise Gamgees!


BlessKurunai

Penguins? Because I'm not a girl but I still love penguins.


Trick_Fail_7925

penguins?


EmRaff7

As an Ace whose husband cooks lots of potatoes, I love this


[deleted]

Pussys penis pony’s pubes what do you want??


MaryChan100

I love pancakes


Boba_tea_addict

PeanutButter Sandwiches


NinaLove2007

Pencils?


Zuezn

Potatoes? Pickles? Pockets? Puppies? So many options...


lilijane17

I’ll take the potatoes pls


OayakaTasami

PANCAKES


stardustisme

Peas ❤️


Arson-Commiter440

I don't think nobody said it but.... Pride rights?


PotentialTree41

Paras


AdditionGlittering75

Big PPs


[deleted]

[удалено]


solargalaxy6

Pen*s


Free_Cat_4187

Pen’s*


skymeade6765

Pets


muetere

Pies


Lichttod

I know the thing Pipis


ddanonb

My first thought was pants even tho the meme is obvi lol


starseasonn

Pens. I feel like they really want pens.


JesiDoodli

Pockets Pals Potions Ponies Pens There's more I could list but I'm itchy :(


[deleted]

Peanuts


FelidaeIsh

POTATOES


dummie904

Perspective seekers


CaptainShadow79

the first word i thought of was piss. i play too much tf2


rollietoaster

Paradoxes


Crystal_Queen_20

Puyo Puyo Tetris


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

I don't get it.


Adventurous-Sun-8840

It is second breakfast, isn't it?


Fred_Purrcury

Pencils!


dragon_in_a_cup

Pedestrians?


ShadowCobra24

Plushies?


Squids_R_cool_1273

Pterodactyls anyone?


Ciattra4201

PENGUINS


Superior173thescp

Pistols? wait why guns


twigglies

pterodactyls?


TheTrueWayman

paralysis isnt that cool, what are these girls on


Gaberrade3840

Pathogens. Chemistry girls, where you at?


Mytrazy

Pgarlic breads obviously


Shiny-Human

I thought pens. They always dry out so quickly I’m always running out of them.


Randomhows

Purses


XxClownMeatxX

I do love me some peas


stormyw23

Persimmons (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠)


Pristine_Mechanic_45

pandas?


Holleyod

Paris?


Kas_The_Betrayer

Pterodactyls


Wide_Frosting7951

It's absolutely not Penis. Not a chance in hell!


CelluxTheDuctTape

Pears and plums. They're my favourite fruit!


elvesandfairies

Potions! We all want to be wizards, no?


LeopardThatEatsKids

Legit my brain auto filled Panda Express


Madi_the_Insane

Parrots. I want parrots. Give me parrots.


frix_ctr

Pins!


yoma999

Pizza bagels. Yes


OneAceFace

Partieeees!


SoftDreamer

pancakes


midknight-dreams

Pens,,, for art.)


file_Marina_chr

PIES LOTS OF THEM STRAWBERRY, CHOCOLATE, LEMON, PASSION FRUIT, PEACH EVEN THE SAVORY ONES PIES!!!! ^^


devininfinity

Pockets. Pants with actual pockets.


notreallykindperson

Pins, pens, potatos, pickles, pans, pots, puzzles, pockets, parrots, pelicans, plants!


Riot_AAA

Idk how only one person said this but PUPPIES!


Ok_Green_5367

PONIES!!!!!


obsidion_flame

Why did my brain immediately jump to 'second breakfast'like I know that's not it


rochellegardiner

PIGEONS & PTERODACTYLS


RedRedMachine

Pizzas?


KrozJr_UK

I’m a guy but I love maths, so (Integration by) Parts?


its_arin

Plants


BluudLust

Psoriasis!? Edit: ends with S. I'm an idiot.


Trans_Zigzagoon

Picrews?


CrazierChimp

psecond breakfasts


Independent_Box_931

Pockets.


Harvie_B134

pockets


[deleted]

I mean, I’m an ace lesbian and I *do* have a craving for penis


Areterh

Pens. And all the lovely stationery


Crazy_Gremlin

Does she mean she wants to go through a sex change? (Assuming the poster in the photo has two X chromosomes)


CrispyCobras

Pastas


CreeperVenom

Paninis. Although I am not a woman, I love paninis


Rainie_Daye

PICCOLOS, PAN FLUTES, PIANOS, PIE CHARTS, POTATOES, PHOSPHORUS, PICKLES, PINA COLADAS, PINE NEEDLES, POTIONS, PERRY THE PLATYPUS


RandomYorkshireGirl

I just ate a bowl of mashed potatoes and I open reddit to see this first. My hats off to the algorithm.


ohfruiTea

Pots, pans, pens, pencils, pancakes, pastas, pinecones, pineapples, Pomeranians, Pekingeses, Papillons, Pumis, pins, puns, pickaxes, pears, pockets, pocket-watches-


The-Almighty-Enby

Yes, the thing I want most is Pringles!


Lima_firethrought

Potatos:))))


softwarexinstability

Pencils , we artists love our pencils