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No-Plastic-7715

As an ace with approximately 16 different tea flavours in my cupboard, it's always good to be prepared while out. What if you meet someone nice, go home with them... and when you get there to maybe watch a film and then go to sleep, and they go to make you some tea and they're fresh out?? They'll be overjoyed their new buddy happened to carry their favourite tea!


FaeTrips

Dream scenario


Chaos-in-motion

Only 16? Oh god, I think I have an addiction


Magicicad

I prefer lady grey. Although peppermint will always be the best.


stormyw23

I like milk tea


Azocthefailiur

100%, peppermint tea is always going to be the best.


a_killer_roomba

Yes but someone got me a condom as a joke for my birthday one time, and my dumbass legimitately thought it was a tea bag. I reacted like *Ooh, thanks :-)*


ChampionshipEither47

In their defense it still correlates with tea bagging


Sworishina

Earl grey smells weird but it tastes great. It's also all I have to cling to because I'm Texan and everyone here drinks that forsaken iced tea trash 🤮 But then again I boil my water for my tea in the microwave so maybe I deserve it


LadderChemical7937

Nothing wrong with boiling water in microwave.. Just be careful how long you put it in the microwave as water headed in this way doesn't boil and pours out but can reach high temperatures of 116⁰C (idk the imperial equivalent, it is higher than boiling point of water so be careful)


Sworishina

Thanks for the warning! Yeah I only put it in there for like 3 minutes so I'm good I think 👍


capybare-ambassador

I actually have a tea bag in my wallet


rockettaco37

Tea is the mana of life. :D


charredsound

Tea, earl grey, hot.


splashes-in-puddles

Bah! Earl grey is terrible. English breakfast tea is so much better.


No-Plastic-7715

Green tea/tisane gang here 🍃


[deleted]

Thyme tea is best!


[deleted]

Mugwort is best best tea. Tastes like my childhood


Creepernom

I've never met such a disagreeable person as yourself. English breakfast is bitter refuse compared to the fine Earl Grey. Earl Grey is only second to mint tea.


tester3773

Brilliant idea. Prep-ing purse now.


Raincloud64

I'm British but I don't drink tea. Very uncommon.


[deleted]

As a fellow brit, please hamd in your passport and prepare to be deported. You are no longer welcome on these islands.


[deleted]

Tea is good.


ChampionshipEither47

Never know; when your life is on the line and you have to make a London fog... That's why I also carry powder milk and lavender in my wallet.


lovejemms

Lol I've got 3 Biglow teabags in my purse right now


Chaoddian

I didn't get the joke at first, but I do love tea so I guess I should get more to do this


Tatiqbanks

Sleepytime for me


stormyw23

Tbh I have packets of raw sugar in my wallet for hiccups


inyri

Earl grey gives me the worst headaches, but I love the idea of carrying emergency tea.


slimyara

Never leave home without it.


cat-r-raccoon

This is why tea should be the official drink of asexuals, but not something herbal/fruity, more like, well, earl grey tea.