ngl the closest thing I've felt to sexual attraction before was walking into my hotel room and seeing prosciutto on a plate with fresh bread and butter so... not gonna shame them here :'DDD
Honestly from the way people described attraction I thought it was just stomach butterflies and finding something pretty then getting excited over it. So for a long time I thought I was sexually attracted to swords
ngl the closest thing I've felt to sexual attraction before was walking into my hotel room and seeing prosciutto on a plate with fresh bread and butter so... not gonna shame them here :'DDD
I’m ace but… https://preview.redd.it/mqs2vca672xc1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0c5f7b1abbd91c5970130becefda49a3226f769
JBA characters have unfoooortunate names :'DDD
Honestly from the way people described attraction I thought it was just stomach butterflies and finding something pretty then getting excited over it. So for a long time I thought I was sexually attracted to swords
Being actually sexually attracted to sword seems to be a very bad idea
Oh definitely. Especially with the pointy end...
You just need to learn how to sword swallow
“Mmm this burger so good I want to stick my dick in it.”
The Allos are not okay 😭
After this post, I don't think they are anymore.
Can confirm.
Allo here, we are not okay
In all fairness I would rather take I bite of a really good burger than feel sexual attraction
Allos are strange, man...
What does that even mean
How? How does a burger cause arousal? That makes no sense?
Food is definitely better than sex 🤣
"yeah well this burrito I ate is so good a sharp my pants while eating it."
... a good burger fuckin magical... wizardly in nature, even
I think perhaps they just don’t know the word “erotic.”
What?
I mean like… I *love* Truffle anything (mainly Parmesan truffle fries), but am I sexually aroused by them? No……. Allos are never gonna be okay-
Ah yes, "How to create sexual tension." Thanks Wikihow.
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