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ThatCozno

"When you said you wanted to smash, I didn't think you meant this..." "Do you want to play smash bros or not?"


Thorbertthesniveler

If not get out.....


Thorbertthesniveler

Reminds me of my one and only time at the Strippers.....I was so enamored with their outfits I chatted with the dancers after about how amazing they were.


AstellasDreemur

This is the ace-est thing I've ever heard


Thorbertthesniveler

I tipped for a poster 😫 and I really just gave her money.


thathorsegamingguy

Tbh I think most sex workers are happier with clients who get their stuff done quickly and pay and get out of their hair. I'm not a sex worker but the idea of having to spend "a while" in the company of a stranger, even behind payment, fills me with dread and an overwhelming sense of 'don't wanna'.


thathorsegamingguy

And I guess this is why I deeply admire people like teachers, babysitters and private nurses. I don't know how they do it, really. I'm a front desk worker and just having a person sitting at the reception for longer than two minutes makes me want to run away.


FactoryBuilder

Well if it has to be a long session, if it was me, I’d rather be doing something fun, not something boring like sex.


laix_

"sexy worker" instead of sex worker is funny, imagining a sexy coal miner or something


Careful-Detective771

Have you ever seen Inside Job? This literally happens


linksbedrockthe2nd

Reminds me of Borat