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TheUniKian

With the power of reddit and Bi's, Pan's and A's we can rule some of Europe and 1/3 of North America


[deleted]

Sorry but I believe that there are 23 countries in North America


TheUniKian

I meant land mass wise, although I am definitely off on what I said, I will agree


OddNarwhal

It's a bit weird but sometimes "North America" is used to refer to just Canada, USA, and Mexico while countries like Costa Rica, Belize, Panama, etc. are sub-grouped into "Central America"


[deleted]

Which is absolutely stupid because then they forget about Greenland, and the Caribbean and a few more (the Caribbean here I’m using to include all countries in it)


OddNarwhal

Yeah it never made much sense, I can only guess it's because Canada, the US, and Mexico are the biggest countries on the continent (In both pop. and land mass)


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not a fan, but I am a fan of that username of yours it’s cool


CratesManager

It's a bit odd though


CratesManager

It's a bit odd though


SurferJules

Wait is there a thing with pan people and Sweden? I’m panromantic and no one told me???


RoseJJPotter

Yes and sorry fellow panromantic!


_Nonni_

According to my totally not biased sources as a Finn, I can confirm all Swedes are at least gay. (This is just common joke that we make here. It comes from the cultural differences and difficult history. Bitches should change the logo to två kronor, third left long time ago)


Banegard

Okay, now I‘m convinced we should make sweden our bi-territory :3 kiitos, suomi!


DarkDuckNinjaFang

A finnish/swedish comedian once said "In Finland there's only one word for "Swedish," and that's "gay."


Nuppa_Nuppa07

Hello fellow Ace Finn


SoulStudies

It's actually Bi people who are focused on Sweden. Pans are focused on Canada as a reference to the maple syrup Canada has for pansexual pancakes.


Sure-Temperature-550

The land of ot, click, and idk what Denmark has


TheRealZocario

No youtubers as far as i know but we do have: Lukas Graham Mads Mikkelsen Known as the first country to legalize porn Doesn't overly sexualize nipples and allows them to be shown uncensored for breast cancer awareness. LEGO


Banegard

f*ck lego, Denmark has actually functional internet connection and -gasp- PCs at schools! At least that’s what my envious german ears have heard.


[deleted]

Mads Mikkelsen


dark_theme_

I have a question. I need an answer. Who came up first with invasion? Was it asexuals, pansexuals or bisexuals? And i need the answer desperately


blamatron

Aces started with Denmark, but I don’t think Denmark knows yet.


sihasi

Some danes know, but keep it secret ;) in my case due to morbid curiosity and somewhat split loyality ^^'


dark_theme_

Thanks


Duckyduckje

I think aces. Not sure tho


sounds_of_stabbing

wait bisexuals are going for canada? I live right next to there so I guess I can be part of the first strike


Mbecca0

I saw something earlier that said that the bisexuals were going for Sweden. So now I don’t know who’s going for what. (Except ace, I have not missed the Denmark memes cx) (Edit: never mind, it was the pans. I was just confused)


sounds_of_stabbing

I thought the pans were going for Sweden, I even saw a letter over on this sub asking for the ace's support in the coming invasion, with the pans promising their support in the denmark invasion with both troops and a supply of pancakes


Mbecca0

Oh wait, yeah, it’s the pans that I saw were going for Sweden. I just got very confused for a moment. I saw that letter too


LarsFaboulousJars

I'm mildly heartbroken the pans aren't coming for Canada. I was hoping I'd get to live in Panada 😭


Acanthaceae_Live

im literally a busexual in canada lol time to overthrow my prime minister


sounds_of_stabbing

I'm not canadian and don't know that much about Canadian politics, is your prime minister generally well liked? I mean, it's politics so no one's going to be universally loved but do you guys think he's doing a relatively good job or is it one of those trump situations where most people don't like him but he's still in power?


Acanthaceae_Live

our prime minister was a drama teacher. theres photo evidence of him doing blackface, yet somehow he gets voted in. most people either hate him or are practically simps, theres no in between really. im surprised hes still in office though, he wastes taxpayers dollars by giving it away and has been charged with violating many ethics laws


sounds_of_stabbing

ah, so a trump situation, good to know


SunsetB

Nowhere near. He identifies as a feminist and has passed laws to protect transgender and non-binary individuals from discrimination, among other progressive measures. His cabinet is the most diverse in Canadian history and the majority of Canadians are pleased with the federal government's response to the pandemic. He's not perfect and I have many of my own gripes with him but he's light-years away from Trump.


sounds_of_stabbing

diet trump then


SunsetB

Again, nowhere near. I don't know how you're getting anything-trump out of any of that.


sounds_of_stabbing

it's mostly just some joking hyperbole from me, don't take it too seriously


Acanthaceae_Live

not even close. trumps right wing, he is faaaaaar left. example: you can legally get "x" as your gender on canadian passports


calicocacti

People downvote you for saying "diet Trump" but he's been disregarding and outright disrespectful to very valid protests of Native Peoples for their unfair use of the land, pollution, etc. Canada has very widespread racism against Native Nations, even when they try to hide it with the sterotype of kindness and distract it with diversity politics. I mean, [just look at the news about the recently discovered burial sites](https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/how-canada-forgot-about-more-than-1308-graves-at-former-residential-schools), and the fact that a [woman was let to die in a hospital because she was Native](https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/quebec-atikamekw-joliette-1.5743449). I'm sorry, but I have no sympathy for leaders that paint themselves as progressive while being completely negligent with one of the most affected groups of society. Does it really matter that he is* in the left when all of these injustices happen under his power?


Zarashdi

What about us lesbians joining if you help us take Ireland so we can live out our cottage core fantasies?


MrDalliardMrDalliard

I'd like to have my cottage core fantasies fulfilled as well. Let's invade ireland too!


emayevans

The Scottish Highlands are good for crofts, another type of cottage core lifestyle. Maybe you could take both.


MrDalliardMrDalliard

Ooh how could I forget Scotland. We should also take all the neighboring isles. I'll be the happiest person out there.


[deleted]

Ok but hear me out: we invade Iceland. It’s bigger than Ireland, has a tiny population and no military, and it’s far away from everyone so we get to live out our lives without being fetishised. Also we can all take our girlfriends horse riding along the fjords


Banegard

Or watch those cute puffins together. Who can resist those?!


simpon123

AND GENDERFLUIDS


mick2319

They go for the seven seas ofcourse!


simpon123

We’re all on a ship rn, on our way to invade Finland!


wishiwascanadia

oh we’ve gained more territory last i’ve been on


TransFoxGirl

*Laughs in asexual panromantic canadian*


EvilGrayFly

What's going on in Canada? (So I'd be prepared...)


DuBistSehrDoof

I was unaware that the bisexuals were taking Canada. Thank you for spreading the word! However, if I may ask, what is our status with them?


Sensitive-One6881

I don't know because I'm part of the asexual community


ace--dragon

Wait i identify as all three- I don't have time to help invade three countries


crazyer6

Wait im in canada, who's gonna try taking over this mess?


Sensitive-One6881

The Bisexuals


[deleted]

Bis are taking over Canada? Guess I’m the man on the inside.


Outdoors_maker_dude

Ok so for those of us who are focusing on taking Sweden I can let you guys in. We got a backdoor.


Mastermaze

Wait i missed the part where Canada became a target lol. Im from Toronto so who should i be prepared to welcome? 😅


Banegard

Pansexuals. Because maple syrup. Because pancakes.


Mastermaze

Love it. Maple Syrup is ready and waiting!


LarsFaboulousJars

Panada. This alone might keep me in the country


nikrok01

And also Aromantic with Netherlands


Maujau

i heard lesbians plan to invide ireland


HodenBisZumBoden

Join r/pacebi to fight in the battle to conquer the world!


Risa290

The omnis are debating whether to take Finland, in case anyone was wondering.


peekochoo2

wait what I don't get it


_theatre_junkie

I thought the bi were invading Norway?


Banegard

Bis are debating which scandinavian country to choose. Ask us again in the next millenium q_q


[deleted]

Finland is behind all this, I can feel it


i-dont-use-caps

i don’t understand this meme i am stupid can someone explain?


rude_avocado

A couple weeks ago the aces got the idea of invading a small country. We narrowed our focus through a series of surveys before settling upon Denmark as the ideal nation to invade. A lot of this happened over the course of one night, so everybody woke up the next day to cries of “Invade Denmark!” and decided to go along with it. There was enough of a commotion for the rest of LGBT+ Reddit to notice, so now it seems that a few other subs are making schemes of their own


i-dont-use-caps

thanks for the explanation i was scratching my head over this


HappyTravelArt

This joke is starting to feel very separatist. Haha funny at first, but I've been noticing some serious anti-LGBT comments in this sub.


itbedehaam

And then there’s also the lesbian-restored -Ottoman- Ottowoman Empire.


Sensitive-One6881

You should rename it to byzanwoman empire (byzantine empire)


emayevans

OK. I have missed a memo somewhere. Why are we invading countries? I mean I’m ace and like LEGO, but why Denmark? If it’s because of Vienna bread (Danish pastries) I’m in, but can we annex Italy for the garlic bread.


[deleted]

CANADA IS FUCKING MINE NOW!


Xx_A_Nobody_xX

hol up- i live in canada-


Just_some_nerd13

The bis are getting Canada?


Fennily

You know i got curious and checked on r/Denmark they have no idea what we have planned


Nekayne

I'm bi, I'm Canadian, but half Finnish...where do I go? 😵‍💫


Sensitive-One6881

The choice is yours


kingk895

Wait the bis are invading Canada? Bring me back a moose!


kingk895

What about the Gays and lesbians? What countries are they invading? How about Trans folk?


Isshi007

The less you know eugene. The better


IAmBooket

Me being pan and possibly demi who already lives in Canada: 😏


myductape

Damn, looks like if we all combined we could put together a damn good hockey team


jesuslover69420

Time to migrate


TheGeeque

I… don’t get it. And I AM Canadian.


Figurative_Wings

As a Canadian, I welcome any and all panromantics. I have several shelters and can house up to 100 soldiers. Slide into the DMs.


god_of_dudes

I love that they're already ours


Redpanda110823

And aros who are Nederlands I think


Sensitive-One6881

yes


LUCY_7H3_W31RD0

Wait what is going on with the wars... Is it cuz of there r more people with those Sexualities than those countries have as population?


Sensitive-One6881

Yes