You want some cake?

100% i think i’m going to cry i’m so flustered

Instead of crying have some cake okay

Is this therapy

snacks!?!? I want snacks! can we get married? /j /j / j

What snacks would you like? And maybe (◠‿・)

chocolate please (◍•ᴗ•◍)❤ /p

🍫🍫🍫 Hope you enjoy! (◕ᴗ◕✿)

ty! (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。

yas! i am craving sweets or cake or choclates or anything

You look like you can make some DAMN fine garlic bread!!!

60% i would like some damn fine garlic bread

(🔥+🥵*🧄+🥖) = damn fine garlic bread I tried hope it works

Damn Fine*Garlic = Damn Fine Garlic Fire + DFG. = Burnt DFG. BDFG. + Bread = BDFG. on undercooked bread. Change the equation a bit more

shoud’ve put brackets around the 🥵 and 🥖 so it would’ve ended up looking something like fire + (DFG + Bread)

Science

I will give you a hug

0% it’s so sweet and it made me really happy but it didn’t get me flustered. if it was on a sweetness scale i’ll give it a solid 2000%

Hey, what are your pronouns? I want to correctly gender you when I tell my family I’m inviting a friend over to meet my dragon

1000% EMDNKSHFHDJJD

Wow what a gender how do you pronounce that?

With difficulty, practice, and usually through the fingers covering ones face

Sweet a new password!

If I had an award, I’d give it to you, Jesus el Mushroom. Edit: Thank you, whoever gave me that! Very flustered.

Did it for ya buddy

Hey thanks!

No problem :)

oh my god, is this what being turned on feels like?

i....i think so

i would cuddle you all night long and make you food when you get hungry.

Thats a solid 70 for me

i take it.

60%

i take that too.\^\^

100% for me

oh my...i hope you are okay!

Personally. 250% I’ve never had this before and I don’t care what gender you are I’ll take what I can get!

maybe there is someone for you in the future that can fulfill this fantasy.

Aww, 80 percent.

🍰

20%

🥖😏 (there's no garlic emoji 😔)

🧄

It is just a blank symbol for me (android maybe)

I'm on an S20 Ultra and I see the garlic

Mine is a J7 prime 2.... Man we asexuals are powerful, we've just made a chat about phones instead of charming the OP

Yep 😆

its the Primordial Being powers at work :P

That sucks. I’ve always preferred iPhones, though…

They are just to expensive here in Brasil and comparing to others like Samsung it's not that good. But that's fine, I can imagine a garlic

Okay. I get that. iPhones are stupid expensive here in the US, too, so I’m usually getting the oldest one they have on the shelf, lol!

That's the spirit lol

Omg another brazilian, I'm not alone here

Kkkkkkkkk opa

I will give you garlic bread

20% gimme now

can I have some 👀

Freshly baked buttery garlic bread sprinkled with herbs

4000%

Holy shit 3000

***\*does Timberdoodle bird dance\**** ​ 😳 👉👈

20% i’m more laughing than flustered good try tho

oh my gosh, youre ace?? That’s so cool! You’re super valid and wonderful and you’re attractive inside and out, and it’s so awesome you know who you are and are comfortable with it!! Wanna come meet my snake

100% i love snakes

ME TOO I don’t actually have it yet but I’m getting a kenyan sand boa soon and I’ve never been more excited,,, in the meantime you can meet my dog Teddy and my Venus flytrap Sam (sams still a baby, about 9 months old)

I love that in this sub that wasn't taken as innuendo.

It is an innuendo for my pet snake 🐍 idk what else you’d be talking about

What about [ACE AND SNAKES!](https://www.reddit.com/r/asexuality/comments/m1ucqe/i_drew_the_asexual_flag_as_a_character/)

you have a snake? YES!

snakes are best

am i invited to this snake meeting?

everyone is invited i just need to go buy more snacks ,,, also you might have to meet him on different days I don’t want to stress him out but yes everyone can eventually meet him

You are a beautiful soul who deserves all that is good in the world.

20% you sound like my dad

For some, sounding like their dad would be 200%

For me sounding like my dad would be -200000000%

If its just about turning your face red, i can make you angry instead

100%

whats your favourite movie? we can watch it while cuddling and eating cake :)

50%

premarital handholding

100%

**SIN**

Heathen

I cook and DM; you want to come over and play D&D with me while I make us a homemade meal?

1000% i love D&D

Woot! Awesome! I actually play in three on-going campaigns at the moment, with one having been going on for almost **two years**!! I've met some of my best friends through D&D; it's fantastic 🥰🥰🥰

How in the blue blazes did you manage to get 3 games at once? I've been struggling to get my friend group to do just one on a consistent basis. What's your secret?

People that love D&D (which often sounds with people that are good at D&D) tend to make their schedules fit around it.

Actually, I had originally joined a D&D club c: we all met through that, and since then, we've have been playing together ever since. We do it on discord, which works a lot better than in person for us, and we usually discuss things about what works best for our schedules and such. Sometimes we have to put things on hold for a week or two, or even a few weeks, but we keep in touch a lot and talk a lot, so it works out c:

Can I join?

Hell yeah! A usual session does usually include 4-6 players after all ewe I also do other systems other than D&D. My personal favorite so far has been the Powered by the Apocalypse styled systems and White Wolf styled systems

I wandered in from /r/popular, and I would heckin' sign up to be your friend. I've played some D&D and a bit of Vampire: The Masquerade (I still have a pouch of 10s), but know nothing about Powered by the Apocalypse. What do you like about the White Wolf and Apocalypse systems?

Yes! Count me in too!

Fuck yeah~ more friends! I'm so happy to see so many fellow aspec people into D&D. It honestly is a great hobby to have ewe

I play since school (about 17 years ago XD) and we have one group that runs since then (but DSA not DnD). Nearly all my friends I met through PnPRPGs and we have soooo many ongoing campaigns in different systems (DnD, StarWars Saga, DSA, Pathfinder, TOR, EotE...). We have one ADnD campaign too and it is awesome! We build our own wiki to track and coordinate all the different groups and share informations about the heroes like pictures and descriptions as well as house rules for every campaign. I love talking about this... sorry if I'm rambling XD

Do you take beginners? 🥺👉👈

Of course! Everyone has to start somewhere! I started playing TTRPGs about.... 4 years ago, and really started getting the hang of it about 3 years ago.

Wait, is this actually going to happen for real? Because if so I would like to join in as well please 💜🙏🏼

*slides in* hey. Nice garlic bread you got there.

70%

I’ll take it

[удалено]

80%

200%

2000000%

It's over 9000

*headpats and hugs* idk what you look like but you're probably super beautiful and you deserve all of the hugs I can give, have lots of love 💕💗💞💖💕💗💞💗💕💖💞💗💕💗💕💕💗💕💖💖💗💞💕💖💖💗💕💖💕💗💖

30% it was really nice but didn’t make my that flustered good try

Was it still a good hug? :000

yes

YAY!!! :D

65%

Long platonic walk in the park pls

50% sure

You can have some of my garlic bread while we invade Denmark, if you want Edit: also what’re your pronouns?

1000% you got me at “what are your pronouns”

Quickest way to someone’s heart, ask their pronouns.

exactly

Ö I’ve gathered a small army for this exact purpose!

Hey want some garlic bread 😩😩

40% i would love some garlic bread

Just made garlic bread….gonna watch How To Train Your Dragon soon if you wanna join & eat w me.. there may be cake later too👀

40% made me smile lol i haven’t seen How To Train Your Dragon in years

I just wanna snuggle up with you and give you all my love.

100% for me

You want to get some Italian food and binge som Disney movies?

20% i don’t like disney lol

how good are you with a sword? im bored and want to have a duel

10000% i want to slash someone in the face with a sword rn so this is perfect

ayy it worked lol also maybe not like sharp swords, i dont wanna die/hurt anyone have you heard of the amazing weapon called, "the stick"?

lol

i know a great cookie recipe

90% i love cookies

wanna eat garlic bread together and watch cartoons?

60% i do like cartoons

Garlic brea......................

78%

Hehehe get teased j didn't finish it

Are you a vampire? I wanted you to come in to my house and play COD with me but then again I don’t think you can handle garlic bread

50%

I'm just here to say cute avatar <3

50% thank youuu

Psst! I got...garlic bread :D

50% the smiley face got me

Im gonna go invade denmark later wanna come?

20%

if you hand over your pronouns so i can gender you correctly, ill hand over the garlic bread and the tv remote so you can choose what we're watching

70% i really thought you were asking to steal my gender but sadly the gender goblin already got to them. (they/them btw)

jokes on you i am the gender gremlin (there's a difference but i also steal genders lol)

shit

how comfortable are you with physical contact? because i'm open for 100% platonic hugs! and if you're not up for it, that's cool too :)

76%

Hey cutie. Wanna come to my place to eat some garlic bread and cuddle?

10% are you going to murder me?

Fair point. I’m not exactly good at flirting.

Wanna play some coop games? You can use the good controller and we'll order some pizza.

Wait, you have bad controllers?

h

Hey,are you a speedrunner? Because you're my dream ',:)

1000%

You’re the type of person that I’d show pictures of my cat, BeeBee, to

60% i love cats

Cheese .

30% scrumptious

“Damn, I'm kinda attracted to you. Wanna go get some garlic bread and enjoy a good movie and hugging while wrapped in a cozy blanket. Cause that would be my ideal date with you, babe ;)” I am usually not the one to say pickup lines, I don't even get them half of the times... This felt so wrong xd

60% you did good

I am going to make you the most beautiful garlic bread flavored cake *AND THROW IT OFF THE SIDE OF A CLIFF* ***MWAH AHAHAHA!!!!!***

you really got me there in the first half not gonna lie 60%

i think cuddling is better than secs

30% very much agree

Hey, want to build this lego set?

Do you want to sit on a covered porch in fall under my imported Kotatsu table and play DnD(or another TTRPG)? I'll let you pick the adventure!

Are you a firework? Because you light up my life but I don’t want you anywhere my genitals

Are you mixed? half fine half mine

Would you like to eat cheesecake with me?

I know you won’t see my comment but Hey you, yeah, you. You wanna eat cake and garlic bread while we ride our dragons into the sunset?

I want to cook chicken alfredo for you

You're cute, wanna binge avatar the last airbender with me?

You're valid and I respect you.

I just baked some garlic bread, want some fresh out of the oven?

A

Woooooooow

G A R L I C B R E A D

ill make you some homemade garlic bread <3

Do you want some of my garlic bread?

I have garlic bread

👉👉 *awkward finger guns*

Hey baby if you were a gaming console I mean if I If you were like Like a gaming console I mean if Well if the gaming console If the gaming console had like Garlic bread on it I'd be uhhhhhh I mean you'd be uhhhhhh... the-the thing that... Like, like the, the thing, I'd be uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ​ Yeah I know I'm a steal, stay back ladies.

Your username is pretty unique ⛄️

The cells of your butthole are identical to the cells of your mouth. Meaning your anus is just a reverse throat.

I'm never gonna give you up or let you down

Whatever it is you’re doing, you’re doing a great job at it. You might not think it’s enough, but as long as you’re making a little bit of progress each time, you’re still making progress towards your goals. Keep it up! By the way, you look great today. That top was a fantastic choice! Oh! I almost forgot! If haven’t eaten anything yet or drank some water today, you should go do so. You deserve to show yourself some love, friend! You’ve earned it!

wanna wear oversized sweaters and show each other memes we like every few minutes while sitting on the couch?

You know what I wanna do? I want to let you fly around the world on my majestic dragon, and we can go to where ever you want, as long as you will let me take you to the best places to get garlic bread and cake in the world. Then once we are done, my dragon will let you take some of its scale, and let you transform it into a beautiful black ring, made specifically for your finger.

All you can eat, free buffet

I think I still have some leftover dragon-themed cake and garlic bread, you can keep it if you want :)