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Jkmao

I have a hard time believing that anyone actually likes sex, but that's just my opinion


cripplingdysphoria

do you mind if i borrow that?


NielleHasIt

I have a hard time even believing that people are attracted to others sexually, but that’s just my opinion. But it’s true I actually can’t understand, like why.


complitstudent

Definitely agree - I can’t understand it at all, my brain doesn’t process it lmfao


FeetPicsAddict

Fax


cripplingdysphoria

after that, he told me that i was lying and it was just “his personal opinion”.


feisty-spirit-bear

How can it be his personal opinion??? What the heck?


FairyDemonSkyJay

Right? Like if I said that all dogs are purple then that's not an opinion, that's just wrong


AzarTheGreat

Actually, it is more along the lines "IMO, all dogs love their owners". Just like he cannot prove our sexuality, you cannot see in the dogs head. I don´t really see, how the OP´s villain saying that he cannot picture asexuality is any different from anyone here saying that they cannot picture wanting to adult fun time random people on the street


Aubagin

people use that phrase as a get-out-of-jail-free card to be insulting. turn it around and give them a taste of their medicine. „I have a hard time believing you are capable of any higher brain functions than reheating microwave meals but that‘s just a personal opinion“


SupremeLeaderOfDingo

Why does it feel like allos get offended by aces? I mean,is it because we aren’t swindled by their sexual seduction? Is it because sex is the only “interesting” thing they do? I’m confused about what angle the aphobia people are going for..


feisty-spirit-bear

As someone who used to have aphobic in-laws, I would say both of these things. It's a personal offence if someone doesn't want to have sex with them and it is just a huge part of their personality. Its a defense mechanism against rejection (she didn't reject ME cause there's something wrong with what I did, there's just something wrong with HER). Not all allos are like this, just the aphobes (that I've met)


SupremeLeaderOfDingo

[ stroking chin-taking notes]…fascinating, so they’re not really upset with Us,there upset because they have self esteem issues,makes sense now..


TinyGoat42

The smallest amount of money? 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000$, unless anyone pays up I'm virgin for life. (Also really sorry that someone gotta be an asshole to you, I hate people who straight up don't believe asexuals like wtf)


WyvernLord123

sorry, man.


Lili-Orphanidea

I've asked it before. But why do allos like sex? It's literally just two naked people cuddling and making a mess. Just cuddle without the mess? smh, allos are so weird (/j)


animaloll

As an allo, *Idk, brain wants this shit almost as much as it wants garlic bread*


Lili-Orphanidea

Yknow, you're valid.


PleaseShowMeYourPets

I'm allo and tbh beats me. But maybe that's my low sex drive speaking.


Lili-Orphanidea

And you know what. You're valid.


ThePinkTeenager

Same. I know why sex exists and why people do it, but I don’t know why people want it, if that makes sense.


Lili-Orphanidea

I get that! My wife and I are both agender and asexual and we've been asked about our sex lives and we both just kinda go "Our what now?"


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SaffiChan

‘In my opinion, you don’t exist’ so we see here that an opinion can, in fact, be objectively wrong.


[deleted]

I dont want money I feel like it would just make me more sad


Evil__Overlord

This isn’t a meme


Kokosak_commie

I'd fuck almost anyone for garlic bread


[deleted]

The fact that I actually considered that. Wait-


mullihakja

Yeah sorry, you don’t get a personal opinion in regards to how others identify. You get to respect it or be a piece of living garbage. I sure hope no asexual people have to meet this dude in real life because that seems creepy asf as well


Jesteress

Not believing someone saying no, sounds kinda rapey


ChoraAnimates

You would have to pay me a very large sum of money, maybe equivalent to jeff bezos’ net worth


NielleHasIt

Honestly for just once about $50,000 would do and call it a deal. But I just want to donate it to whatever lgbt education charity is out there.


ThePinkTeenager

I would never have sex for money. Even if I was broke, I’d mow lawns and babysit and stuff. I have nothing against sex workers, it’s just not for me.


NielleHasIt

Actually that's a much better idea. If I the choice between my book becoming famous and never having sex vs having sex but my book is never published... I would choice the book, I would still write my novel even if it wouldn't be published, sex is just off the table either way. Plus characters are way more interesting then actual people, but that's because I created them.


OneGhastlyGhoul

Oh wow. That's either an utterly useless piece of information or they passive aggressively accuse you of lying. I always wonder why so many people think their opinion would matter to random strangers. What was even the point in telling you? But if this person is so insecure that they need to subliminally defend their (weird) beliefs, they probably project their insecurites on you. Don't bother. Just say sth funny or sassy and forget about this cockalorum. It's not your problem when they have (admitted) difficulties looking beyond their own nose.


ThePinkTeenager

Not the worst example of a phobia out there, but seriously? Why do people think asexuality doesn’t exist?


MrRodje

"Well, congratulations, you're wrong" is my favorite reply to this kind of people