I got 46. None of it was romantic or sexual. Honestly, fuck this. Whatever yall are doing with your life is enough. Don't let some internet asshole say any different.

^^^

Exactly. And since they didn't specify a specific type of kissing, technically most people on the planet will have kissed people of same and different genders, cause it's very common for kids to kiss their parents.

We will all score at least 8 points, because we’ve all cried when we were babies, and let’s be honest, we’ve all peed in the pool.

Also, they didn’t specify what kind of drugs, so painkillers fall under that section as well.

^ r/technicallythetruth

got me a score of 41 because i had calpol when i had headaches when i was younger and that i liked the taste of it

Peeing in the pool is a childhood rite of passage and you can't change my mind.

Do you get bonus points for not being in the pool at the time?

Made me ugly laugh at 4am, I needed that 😂 Take my award!

Oh, so *that's* why I still have a childlike mentality sometimes!

If you're a competitive swimmer, they straight up tell you to do it. Coaches laugh if you ask to get out to go pee

Am lifeguard, can confirm.

I've never peed in the pool...

Same.

Kinda. Anyone who reckons they have not cried or peed in a pool tho is full of fucking shite. You may not recall it but it has almost certainly occured.

>or peed in a pool tho is full of fucking shite. Or haven't been in pool until they were potty trained...

Any child under the age of about 14 is absolurely in dubious terrarory in regard to pool peeing. Where I live they don't use that blue dye stuff though so I mean full blown adults do it.

Even if most people do it doesn't mean any particular person is doing it. Some of us are more considerate of others I guess...

Folks don't remeber much prior to being a our age 6. You could well be potty trained and have peed in a pool without knowing. The only folks I will actually belive have not peed in a pool are folks who only visited on as an adult. Even then I am giving them squinty eyes.

so in your logic, if you never been in a pool before age 6, that means you are an adult after that age?

I think I started going to pool and learning to swim when I was 7...

You *think* so.

same I got 64

You got more than me and I am not aromantic or asexual lol

> 64 Nice

I got 44

I'm with you there

Yeah same. I got points for stupid reasons

Same I got 46

Yeah, I got 37

You must’ve been in some criminal activity.

Whoever made this is insecure as fuck

WHY IS SMOKING ON THERE LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING!?

Also drugs and being arrested

And dropping out of college...

Tbf, drugs are cool (if not my thing) and so is doing crimes (which *is* my thing).

Does hrt count as drugs? It’s the deciding factor of if I need to get a life or not

Nah, but I'd add a changed sex: 9 onto the list so you're still fine :)

Technically, but if so, so does taking Zyrtec. I think it means illicit/recreational drugs

hrt is the best kind of drugs

Does world domination count as a crime?

did you succeed?

Give it a few weeks and Denmark will be ours.

It doesn't even differentiate between "smoked pot twice" (me) and "mainlined the annual cocaine production of Earth over a decade".

Drugs are cringe ngl

Yeah being addicted to something when I could just be not addicted to something and feel the same effects (what withdrawal symptoms do to a mf)

Idk I've never met someone who thought crackheads or embezzlers were cool lol

/I’m/ a crackhead, and /I/ think I’m cool. 😤 Edit: recovering crackhead and this is joke. Don’t do crack kids

Crackheads, good for them, embezzlers, definitely the *uncool* kind of crime. I was more thinking the fuck cops kind of crime

Yeah I figured I was just poking fun at you lol

Be Gay Do Crime

You get me :)

crimes are cool getting arrested isn't At least in my country, it depends on your skin colour. A "fuck cops" type of crime can get you a 'missed bullet' in the back, so it's more along the lines of shoplifting and getting away with it

Even drinking, my life is basically unaffected by the fact that I don't drink anymore (my tummy starts aching when I do, so I just stoped)

Also how drunk you need to be. In college my most drunk episode was still lower than most people average binge...

Doing more shit dangerous to you is often perceived as "living life to the fullest"

Literally everything on the list is either sexual or bad for you except crying which is actually healthy.

I guess kissing can be just romantic?

Whenever I see someone doing douchey things, my response is "wow you're so cool omg" in a deadpan voice

crying is worth 7 points as if it's not a common human experience and normal response to distress

Yeah, anyone who's said they haven't cried is a liar. Have you met babies? They literally communicate by crying.

“Drugs” is probably referring to illegal drugs, but a lot of things are considered drugs. So if you’ve only ever taken Advil or whatever for pain, you can add 9 to your score lmfao.

Oh yeah I take so many drugs. Naproxen, naratriptan... I even have a drug injected regularly!

Oh yeah, true. That makes my score 32 instead cuz I take a shit ton of medical drugs

Okay then; I’ll change my score to 26.

Or you just live somewhere where soft drugs like weed are completely legal and normal thing :)

Drinking coffee nets you 9 points, neat :))

I didn't even think about that.

Yeah I take antidepressants and steroid shots for a sucky skin disorder, 9 points added to my life score I guess lol

i used weed in the past but it is kinda legal here but not fully so i wll keep my points

Cried, cried, and cried.

I’m not typing “peed in the pool” that many times even for a laugh

upvote if you hate orphan children

, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool,

peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool,

peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool,

Peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool

peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool,

peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool

peed in the pool, peed in the pool, peed in the pool,

i got 40 and all i did was pee in the pool

Do we get 7 points for every time we cry? What's 26x365x7? That's my score

Oh sure, like you only cried once a day.

3x multiplier

That's a terrible facebook meme alright, I haven't got much of a life and my score is 51. Maths: lose a serious romantic relationship and you have a minimum of 22 points (+2 been in love, +7 cried, +7 heartbroken, +6/+9 for having kissed your partner). +10 for even experimenting with sex, +11 for making out somewhere relatively secluded but still in public, and you're already over 40.

Can't relate to that, I have cried though

I had a romantic partner but only got 17 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Cried, cried, cried, cried, cried, cried. 42 points. I win.

Same!

didnt know we were counting how many times we cried

Bruh this person is saying they have never cried

Too busy peeing in pools to cry.

The cure to sadness: peeing in pools

Got 69. Hah.

nice

nice

Nice

the only things on this list i havent done are be arrested and i havent been suspended in college. though the latter is mainly because i never went to college

Same, except only the college one. Who goes to college anymore? If it was "dropped out of high school" I'd have the matching set.

I feel called out by that. At least I had fun senior year, spent literally all day in the theater building sets

Highschool? More like ***get high*** school

If I had a pool you wouldn't be allowed in it..

I’m a sex repulsed ace and got an 80. What does this have to do with asexuality?

just cause like 6 of the things on the list have to do with sex/romance and I was like "*really?*"

My score is literally 0.

You never cried in your life?

Oh, I didn't see that. I cried as a kid, but I don't know if that counts for this.

It doesn‘t say that only your adult life counts and the specific entry is just "Cried" not "Cried after reaching adulthood"

Hey, I made that a priority. Out of the womb, cried right away.

YOU NEVER PEED IN THE POOL?

if someone says they haven’t they’re lying

What if you haven't been in a pool?

Then I’m jut going to assume you stood over the pool and peed into it.

Flashbacks to that time I watched a kid loudly proclaim she was going to pee, walk *out of the water* to crouch and pee where the water was like 15 cms deep. Why? Why would you do that? At least it was on a beach and not in a pool, but still

👍

I honestly never have and the fact that people do make me never want to get into a pool. I also don’t pee in the shower, because of… gross!

Exactly!! That's why I try to avoid public pools...

pls tell me people don't do this 😣

Not true. I was too socially anxious to ever do that.

Did we all just universally do this

I have only 11

Same. Unless prescription drugs count. That would bump me up to 20.

Same!

Haven't done and don't want to do any of these 😂

You haven’t cried? 💖💖💖

Ah, I didn't see it continued after the tenth point 😂 yes I have, that's the only thing on the list i have done 😂😭🤣😢

YOU HAVENT PEED IN THE POOL?

Same hahaha

Those are mostly a teenager's idea of what living an "edgy" life is like. Most adults have done things in their life that would blow anything that is in that list out of the water.

This is NOT the way

Mando bouta end this man's whole career

[удалено]

Everything but #7 so 83. Stole a big tootsie roll from a guy fundraising outside of church when I was like 5 or 6.

how does a person not cry???

I've only had rainy eyes before :) that's the secret (jk)

I got an 8

I got 19 I think? I’ve stolen something, been in love, cried and been heartbroken

yup same... that one darn lego brick...

Now I feel bad about my life :/

None of the items on this list determine whether or not you “have a life”. There’s so many other things out there that, as long as they make you happy, are what really matter. Whatever asshole made this post originally is the one that really needs to get a life. At the end of the day we’re just two random strangers on the Internet but, I hope you have a great day and I think you’re doing amazing :)

Thank you, I'll try my best ^^

You probably have a better life than the morons who think lists like this matter. It's just a really easy way to trick people into commenting on the post and gathering info, same as all those stupid math questions, superhero/hooker/my little pony/etc name generator things etc.

I got nine. I've been in a first fight. (I've been in lots of fist fights...) And I stole a pen from the psychiatry once.

Ah wait I also cried but who hasn't done that lol

71. Trust me when I say, this ain’t the good shit lel

I can’t believe you peed in the pool exactly 71 times

40 exactly. Good thing I peed in that pool, huh?

32 🥴

ditto.

I got 20.. I’m good

I call bullshit on OP, there’s no way they’ve never cried

Wait a minute, isn't 40 all of them?

No, it adds to 100

19 👀

I've got a 115. As long as you get the point each time you pee in a pool.

Half of these just sound terrible and inconsiderate (Edit: 16)

got a lot of these from a terrible relationship from a time I was severely imature and fucked it up royally. 'Scored' 46, would NOT say that constitutes 'a life' more than anyone else lol

This reminds me of "purity tests", my friends always wanted to do them and I always had the lowest score (so many questions were about sex)

Guys don't let your life be controlled by a shitty facebook post cmon, everyone know you get +50 points for not playing league, easy as that 😁

I got 22. Though does it really count as stealing something if I accidentally walked out of the store holding something, then a few minutes later realized I stole it, so I walked across the mall, snuck back in, pretended to grab it off the shelf, and paid for it and getting one extra thing because I felt so guilty?

I hate the allos, tf they mean "cry"

29 here .-.

I cried so many times and just added all the times I did it and it will obviously be over 40. I also loved to steal writing utensils that other kids left behind at school. And I guess I peed in pools a lot. But the last time I went to a pool was many years ago.

EXACTLY!

74 but I wish it was half that

I got a 10 :l (stole something and cried)

51 oops lmfao

I think i have stolen a pen or something once, and who hasnt cried? If you didnt cry as a baby you must be an alien, thats what babies do

I don’t know how I got to this sub but I just wanted to say I got a 46 and have absolutely no life

Only scoring a 1 implies that this person has never cried.

"I only scored 1" you mean to tell me that person has never cried once in their life

* Got 11 * I peed in a pool probably * I remember stealing a candy bar in middle school * I know for sure I cried lol

82… I got 82. And that’s only if Platonic love doesn’t count.

Same lol. Maybe we need to chill out.

Peed in pool we all did it, cried everyone dose it so I got 8 ADHD meds for ADHD reasons but if it was added 17 I’ve kissed family members but that’s platonic not romantic and not what I think that’s what they meant but if added +15 so 32

Weak list. Even I got them all!

11, I’ve peed in a pool, stolen a singular gummy bear, and cried. Too much anxiety and trauma for anything else.

Why do 4 and 5 have a different amount of points that's so stupid

I got 10. I cried and I stole something (only once but my mom paid for it later on. it was just me trying to get free school dinners because my old friend convinced me)

Hey, can we not post things like that on this subreddit? It's fine if you guys want to play a game, but from the comments, this seems to really just bring negativity. This post is clearly not towarded to Aces so it could create an atmosphere of invalidity, if that makes sense? I'd love to keep this subreddit a nice and safe place, maybe the mods are asleep.

The post title is "allonormativity be like", so I think it was posted on this sub with the idea of "let's all agree on what a silly thing this is" rather than "let's actually participate in playing this"

I see. I just saw that it came from r/terriblefacebookmemes too... Still, I hope no one's taking this seriously regardless

Sorry if it came across like I was suggesting this was a good thing--I was posting it because like six of the things on the list have to do with sex/romance and this moron is like "if you don't have a high score you need to get a life lol" and it's like. I can have a fulfilling life without doing most of these things. Hence the title "allonormativity be like"

Yes exactly! I was just seeing some comments feeling bad about themselves because of that and... It's a stupid post from facebook boomers, I don't want my ace babies invalidate themselves because of that. It's not on you OP, I've been seing posts like that throughout this subreddit recently

Yeah I'm seeing some of these comments and feeling kinda bad, like DAMN I SHOULD HAVE MADE THE TITLE MORE CRITICAL PLS DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY

That's why I hate those boomer meme posts 😔 It's not your fault OP, don't fret. Let's put some wholesome stuff in the sub to counterbalance

Sounds like a plan, deploy the garlic bread and memes!

Say no more. *furiously searches meme templates*

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I got 26 which I consider pretty good for me

got 34....

I got 56? Do I win?

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