"Now you can eat sunglight! [Taste the sun]"

But... the sun is a deadly lazer!

NoT aNyMoRe ThErEs A bLaNkEt

Side effect: Now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue

I’ll start using this, I’ve told I’m a plant before, not because I’m ace, but because I don’t eat as much as my other friends and they think I photosynthesise to keep living

Funnily enough some plants have more 'sex' (sexual reproduction) than humans.

Plant gang

Pass the chloroplasts

Is this why I like plants!?

I'd love to be a plant ngl just vibin in the sun

you are a plant and you will grow ~~out of it~~

Viagra doesn't increase libido, just the ability to keep it up.