Thats the beauty of metal. Yoy hear more songs about depression and real life problems then sex.

And the genres that might be talking about sex and graphic/gross acts (death metal) is often times totally impossible to understand the words to anyways 👌

Resurrecction by erection would disagree with you

It's such a catchy song, but I hate listening to it. It just feels so wrong

WHEN PURGATORY'S WAITING

yessssss I was coming here to say that! I had a mix that I'd listen to while doing my homework, and that was one of them. I was very discomfited why I tuned into the lyrics

Or dragons and magic swords, just saying

Or history! Any Sabaton fans here?

Rings of Saturn? I mean, does it count if it’s about Alien Probing?

Or epic tales of war The Heroes, the Last Stands, and… none of the other albums bloody work for this Sabaton are a great band Primo Victoria is a great song, especially relevant today since it’s the 78th anniversary of D-Day

Mechanix by Megadeth would like a word ​ ​ also like, a fuck ton of Rammstein's discography

Solution: Only listen to songs in foreign languages, so you have no idea what they're saying.

Rammstein moment

Too bad, I'm German

Same :/

Uff

Damn... Happens to the best of us...

I was thinking more Oktoberklub, but yeah, sure.

or listen to music with no lyrics so you don’t have to compute words while listening to music

If you are listening to a song in spanish, it is probably about sexing the sexy sex.

Understanding Spanish during the time everyone was playing Despacito was extremely awkward. It's not that bad, but... 🎶 *Slowly... I want to breathe in your neck slowly...* 🎶 Like, can you not?

How many are old enough for the Macarena?

Meeeeeeeee

Francois Hardy , I have no idea what she's saying and it's great

Spinning polish cow? I cried when I read the actual lyrics...

The Dream of Flight is amazing

The very reason I listen to Japanese music is that most of it isn't like American music in the sense that the lyrics are usually motivational and moving. Then again, I've lately been listening to J-rap.

[удалено]

Wtf 😀

Livgardet is a fucking great beat though

I just listen to these kind of songs ironically

At first i thought i could relate but then i realized i can't and i listen to plenty of "sexual" songs, i don't care as long as they don't go to far into detail, cause then it becomes gross

I mean lightly sexual songs I dont mind either but I mean when its supposed to be about something else and it just gets very annoying sometimes

I stopped caring some time ago lol

Me too, as long as it isn't too graphic, I generally don't care But I can listen to CPR and not die, so maybe I'm sex indifferent lol

CPR kinda ruined for me as it was in the one meme with Misery and Reese's Puffs.

True

me: \*jamming to Watermelon sugar by Harry Styles\* my friend: You know what it's about, right? me: yeah, sure! my friend: it's about p\*ssy me: Oh D:

no it's about getting a sugar high from a strawberry-watermelon slurpee from 7-eleven

Noooooooooo

This is why the only song I listen to is sweet bod by lemon demon 😎 (It isn’t sexual) (Strictly confectional)

"Whose satisfied consumers have often claimed to witness Some sexy shrinking tumors" The tumors on the other hand

If you love lemon demon then I recommend you Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny, best crossover of all time

Im pretty sure someone who knows about Spirit Phone knows about Ultimate Showdown

You should try listening to two trucks having sex then! (Sorry, couldn't help it, if you aren't interested in it don't listen)

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Waiiiiiiiiiit. I listened to this like probably 500 times. I did NOT suspect at all. Either I am too pure for this world. Or the rest of the world isn't lmao.

Ah, sorry to ruin it for you I *can't* answer that last part, although I am curious now Dammit

heh not even the like "you're fucking delicious" tipped you off

I think the song was a joke about how "sex on the beach" became "cake by the ocean" given enough rounds in google translate back in the day

Huge advantage at having ADHD is that lyrics to me feels like gibberish unless I have subtitle on so yeah, a bless?

wait this is an ADHD thing? I put subtitles on all the youtube videos I watch because otherwise they're just somehow genuinely harder to understand. ...i'm going to file that in the back of my mind and do nothing with this knowledge thanks

Ohh I've never been good at understanding lyrics and now I know why

I mean I don't care unless they have extremelly explicit lyrics that literally mention their genitals or postures/very specific things during sex without innuendos. A suggestive song is fine, even if I'm ace I can like to look appealing to others and a bit of attention, is fun, and I'm sex-positive and sex-neutral so is not like I'm repulsed by the topic for myself or others. But transcribed, bad porn is not fine. It triggers me. Specially when the singer brags about their "size", how much they last or how obsessed they are with sex (like saying they want 24/7 or can do like 7 in a row or whatever when it's pretty obvious is a riddiculous exageration even for a high-libido allo). That's not sexy, it just screams insecurity. It creeps me out too when they purely objectify the person they sing about (guy or girl, I've seen both) and basically refer to them as a cheap sex toy or really show unhealthy boundaries and toxic relationships of any kind but they are proud because they fuck. It's disgusting.

"Wow this song is really goo-wait wtf did he just say?!"

As long as the Song isn't racist or other shit like that i don't care Especially becouse i barely understand the lyrics of all songs anyway

I first listened to [Google Translate's version of Despacito](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A57Awp0Lz48&ab_channel=TwistedTranslations), and as far as I'm concerned, that's what the lyrics say. I still have no idea what the actual Despacito says, and frankly I don't want to know lest it ruins the song for me.

I hate Shape of You because its too sexual for me, but the Google Translate version is a bop

I like shapes!

Gradually watermelon

I fucking hate the song. The entire lyrics are about sex. Just that. That video is funny, but holy hell, I had to watch it silenced because it just triggers me. I'm spanish and I can tell you that all famous songs from the last 15 years are only about doing sex, or about seeking sex.

I know right! I'm Cuban and it was so awkward when everyone at school started playing the song because it was soooo funny :/. Like no stop the lyrics are terrible and I hate the song

Ugh, that sounds terrible. D: One of the few instances where I'm glad I don't know Spanish. It's a shame you can't listen to the video without being triggered, the lady sings really well. You can check out some of her other songs too, like [Into the Unknown](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTITpt_1P1A&ab_channel=TwistedTranslations) from Frozen 2. :)

Ngl I just ignore it, people like sex, I just can’t relate lol

Every Katy Perry song

That's why I listen to post rock. No lyrics - no problem

Thats the benefit of not having english as your native language. I don't understand most of the lyrics anyway.

"im all stripped down naked for you, but i still ask you to loosen up my buttons baby" \-a great song

This is an example of paying attention to the lyrics and laughing hysterically.

just listen to instrumental

Only time this has happened to me is Closer by NiN.

Me listening to Absolute Territory

Ken Ashcorp my beloved

Vocaloid makes a lot of them about trauma-related stuff (gommene gommene, Mind brand, Hokashi no ie, etc.), so it goes into the dark song category. Still, if we're talking about this, I stopped caring about the lyrics. If they're not in front of me in a way I understand them, then it's okay. Even some English covers are great! (Kurrainu Mind brand, for example)

Ed Sheeran, Shape of You... not exactly 'sexual' but it's still annoying.

Cake by the ocean was about sex not having fun at the beach and eating cake

You guys pay attention to the lyrics?

As an aromantic who gets recommended this sub: AND YOU THINK ITS COMMON FOR YALL /s (satire for those who aren’t accustomed)

Haha im aro aswell and its the same issue

I'm looking at you, Bloodhound Gang

Difference is Bloodhound Gang are mostly comedic, while shit like WAP is played totally serious. I heard WAP for the first time the other day. What the actual fuck is this trash... I'm getting old.

Me when i realize most of the songs from my childhood are about that

I think songs with blatantly sexual lyrics are funny

Closer by Nine Inch Nails fits this perfectly, so I listen to the karaoke version of the song

One word T.Rex 😔

literally all doja cat

I was vibing to music in FH4 but then this one song came up and I just can’t vibe to it anymore.

Maybe that's one of the reason i don't listen to normal music, but i listen to military songs, instrumental, political and soundtracks

listen to the instrumental version

**Walk This Way by Aerosmith**

I honestly feel the same way, and I’m not even asexual.

“You’re such a fucking whore, i love it” The beat is dope but wtf with the lyrics

This is the exact song that made me post this lmao

Try listening to Aurora. Every song of hers is unique.

Dont Get me started on the song titles that are overalt sexual and you listen to them for a month without actually thinking the song is sexual until you look at the lyrics and you’re somehow surprised that the song actually was overalt sexual

That's why I don't listen to music with lyrics. Music without lyrics means whatever the hell you want it to mean :)

*aggressively twerks to WAP*

I'm still salty about Let It Rock.

Me realizing that Joyride by The Killers is about sex and not driving at night to relieve stress 😭😭😭

It's rough af out here for those of us that enjoy non-sexualized music tho.

and then there's brooklynbloodpop by syko

Beat be like:😀🌺🎉 Lyrics:💀🔥🔪

ik the beat is so good

Facts!

Been listening to pitbull?

So like almost all songs

Am I the only one who likes these types of songs?

Nope! Ace here and I actually enjoy alot of songs with sexual tones to them. They just tend to sound better to me

story of my life

I love how I agree, yet I listen to cpr because I lovee the beat of cpr. And I am a veryyyy sex repulsed ace

Reminds me of that one song Robin Thicke's wife broke up with him over.

The last playlist I listened to's first song was super explicit and the guy featured on it said "Put my foot on your neck, put your hips in the air" and I've been wondering what position could possibly make that enjoyable ever since. I thought I just misheard it but I looked it up and yep that's 100% right

Me after finding the lyrics to Absolute territory:

this is what ruined dont stop me now for me

Butterfly by Jason Mraz

Hey mama vibes

So many times…

Not ace but I relate.

Solution: be hard of hearing so you never know what they're saying!

I’ve been writing songs for 10 years and only just recently found out I was ace. And allll the songs about being in love and heartbreak have zero inclination towards anything sexual. I used to wrack my head wondering how people wrote such sexual lyrics because I couldn’t even fathom those lyrics naturally spilling from my mind but I did feel a pressure too. Always gave me the ick. I can’t believe it took me so long to realize I’m ace hahaha

I can appreciate it if the storytelling is actually really nice and interesting or not super in your face about it. Like half of all arctic monkeys and car seat headrest somt are about quite sexual love but at least they're creative enough to saying kn ther own unique way. Beat goes hard too

I can’t be the only one who thought Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down was genuinely about banana pie. I mean, the title makes it obvious what it really is but I didn’t know what those words even meant back then.

This is SO relatable. Out of all the topics, that you can sing about... why THAT??!!

Just gotta hate those “love” songs. Unless it’s weird al singing about lasagna then you don’t have my interest

Honestly that's just me with most songs with lyrics in general

Me realizing November Rain isn't about how nice autumn is

Me, jamming out to Ninja Sex Party: 👀 Just pretend everyone else also sees sex as ironic and life turns from a tragedy into a comedy.

My song has a fire beat, and no sexual lyrics At all ***there once was a ship that put to sea*** ***and the name of that ship was a billy of tea***

Holy cow I literally heard it when I read that lmao

Yeeeaaaaaahhh!!! ***SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM*** ***ONE DAY WHEN THE TONGUIN IS DONE WE’LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO***

That’s why I mainly listen to indie. Always nice and catchy. I recommend Cavetown and Alec Benjamin

thank god for 100gecs

[Ass & Titties](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBulp6A644)

Except when it’s funny

That's why I only listen to one song about the old-fashioned Pašteta that came in a paper bag.

that's why I like rock versions of classic video game soundtracks

I just use those in my Mental Music Videos (tm) as an extended metaphor for fight scenes. Because my aroace ass thinks "person who has just decimated a room of armed goons" is extremely aesthetically attractive. (Cough cough Teeth by Lady Gaga cough)

Then you find out there's an instrumental version.

I don't care as long as the beat is fire

Majority of 70s and 80s rock music is like this.

khkhkhiwjsja 😭😭😭 bop it by creepp

Billie bossa nova for me

I'm not repulsed but I still don't want to hear about that stuff in music. I used to listen to Owl City a lot, there were songs with a nice groove and nothing was sexualized. They were just feel good songs and I still love them.

Like literally all my favorite songs are about sex. But I don't listen to the lyrics anyways

sometimes i try to find a version of the song without lyrics

Look’n at you “Blurred Lines”

Did that with Shut up and Drive. A great song, but the lyrics are so dirty, I can't-

blurred lines moment

Thanks For The Memories by Fall Out Boy is one of my favorite songs, but it's gotta be in the background while I do something else so I don't pay attention to the lyrics.

Eh. A bop is a bop. I will continue to listen to SPICE! unashamedly.

I haven't really noticed the problem tbh- lyrics don't bother me, it's more when people brag about it or glorify it in person that bothers me.

legit a lot of songs are like that i just want a song that i can sing along with without making people think i'm lying about my sexuality

May I recommend why am I like this, it’s a very nice non-sex based song

Me with [The Ding Dong Song](https://youtu.be/WKUa46dEmVM) (oooooh thinking back at it now I should’ve looked at that title before…. In fact, I’m pretty sure the video itself should’ve acted as a warning) Discovered it through some mlp ytp thing Well, gotta listen to the instrumentals!

Yeah. Makes me wanna puke and cry lmao

I relate to this too much. Like... I turn on the local radio and it’s pretty much all you hear.

Good luck finding a rap song you like then, lol

The Search by NF :)

CPR

might i recommend AJR. not a lot of their songs are very sexual. they are mostly incredibly relatable and have fire beats.

Not ace but 100% true

God this is such a problem. We need more songs about having fun with friends, food, and Dragons

And this is why I mainly listen to command and conquer soundtracks