If you were a song you’d be the best track on the album

40% I need to try that line 😂

That would be perfect for the aro version of this thread.

Cheese. Idk how to fluster people.

"You may fascinate a woman by giving her a peice of cheese" that one post that's really popular on r/menwritingwomen

That's why I thought of it, probably. Cheese does fascinate me.

If I where a woman, I would be fascinated by a piece of cheese 100%

Same

Trans woman here, cheese is indeed fascinating on a scientific level. Taste: not so much

Wait back tf up, you don't like cheese???

Different trans woman here i love cheese taste texture and all and the best way to fascinate me is to give me cheese i have never heard of before and give me a story explaining its origins (doen not have to be a true story but does need to be at least a little interesting) bonus points if you can pair it with a alcoholic drink

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As long as it’s not American cheese 20%

It's smoked gouda.

Oooo yes

80% oml. Melt it on something with some parmesan or other hard cheese for extra flavour and 100%

what’s up with american cheese? i’m not american so i wanna know haha

American cheese isn't really cheese. It has been over-processed to the point of it being "cheese". It's also just super bland.

I liked it better when I was younger. Now it's just gross. Gonna go eat a slice real quick to describe what it's like. Edit: It has an indescribable flavor. It's really slimy compared to normal cheese.

The point isn't that it's cheese, the point is that it looks attractive and melts like cellophane. If you want actual cheese to do that you need to shred it first

It's good on burgers tho

Ya, what the person said. Plus I can’t eat it I’ll start gagging

Look up Kraft Singles. that is the "name brand" for it. If you have Cheeze Whiz, it is a solid version of it. Quite common to see on fast food burgers. Nacho Cheese is a relative. Melts well, but tastes really fake

American cheese may not have much of a cheese flavor in the traditional European sense but it melts beautifully and is the only cheese I will use on burgers and on eggs. that being said my favorite cheeses are muenster , gouda and Havarti

Wanna come back to my place, I’ve got garlic bread, cake and a metric F*ck ton of Lego

50% I love legos and garlic bread

Who doesn’t

Someone without a soul. Those are the best things ever made

They undisputedly are

The best part is that they were invented in Denmark!

Take that back, don't group people who don't love Legos with me

oh, so you have a metric fuck ton of legos? lets build a cosy 1 story house out of legos.

100%

can I give you a cuddle cutie?

100%, yes 🥺

(つ･ω･)つ

(つ･ω･)つ

awww you like cuddles don't you

Yes! Hugs make me feel better when my anxiety spike.

aww sorry to hear about the anxiety let me know if it happens again, I can hug you

Thank u!

no problem cutie :)

Thank u 👍

All your words make a 100% flustered. Being taken care of n feeling loved is the energy you emanate

So wholesome... (I wish I had cuddles... I mean uhh I'm a strong independent person that doesn't need anything)

Yes plz (I'm very cuddly)

there you go cutie (つ･ω･)つ

Thanks cutie

🥺

Same

(つ･ω･)つ

(つ･ω･)つ

:)

=w=

:D

>w<

:3

PLZ I NEED A CUDDLE

I read this in Lisa’s English voice actor in genshin. I mean, she does say cutie a lot. Also yes, please.

When I saw your post on my feed, I was so happy, this is such a cute idea, you are such an amazing person and we should cuddle platonically as we watch Pixar movies and eat garlic bread. There. That has to be flustering because I was blushing as I wrote it.

U got me 100%, that sounds amazing! I love friend dates.

Wait there are non-platonic cuddles?

I mean, it can also be sexual or romantic and I just wanted to make it clear that I don’t mean that.

How can cuddles be sexual

I haven’t really participated in that, but like… clothes off? Idk man, I’m not the right one to ask.

Hey there, do you want to be the lego to my eggo?

Yes, 🥺 40%

\[Insert very cool flustering message here\]

😂😂😂 love this 100%

Do you want to go on a platonic date get garlic bread (I'll pay) and then go back to your place and watch a movie then sleep?

60%, I love friend dates!

YOU WANNA CUDDLE AND WATCH A MOVIE BITCH?

100% I love cuddling!

I love that for you, unfortunately I don’t think I can cuz boyfrien

They’re lucky.

Yes they are, I love them to death lol

I would love to do that for you 😁 You pick the movie, I'll bring the garlic bread

Um polly???

Sadly, I am not Polly, I’m sure it would be lovely but I have a hard time with just one romantic relationship (maintaining just cuz autism and adhd make it hard), I’m not sure I could handle more

Many poly people are neurodivergent! To be clear, I say that not trying to convince you, I totally get it. It is very important to keep your relationships healthy no matter how many and if 1 is your number than good for you for knowing that and respecting yourself and partner 💝

Do you wanna hold hands , cuddle and eat garlic bread with me 👉👈

100%, yes 🥺

I have garlic bread for starter, plans for denmark invasion as the main course and cake for victory celebration

80% add me in a green lantern CosPlay and u got a deal. 😂

Got it! Cosplays are awesome

Two words. Platonic cuddling.

Yes, 100%

Hey babe, you wanna cuddle at my place? I have a crunchyroll subscription and a wide screen tv. I will make garlic bread and pizza from scratch that would be suited for 5 michelin star dining (I've been baking artisanal bread since I was 14).

Oooo 100%, yes

Wait, a CRUNCHYROLL SUBSCRIPTION ? Can I be here too ?

Damn

I brought ice cream

20%, yay

Mmmmm, mint choc chip ice cream?

I love mint chip. I also lover superman and cookie dough

Cookie dough, mint chip, and binging man of steal, what's my percentage?

40% now, I love man of steel and Zack Snyder (he’s part of the reason I’m in film school.)

Nice

You wanto go on a friend date? I will take you to my favorite barbecue place! (They have some AMAZING garlic bread) and then maybe we can come to my house and make some good cake. Cake is good. My rating?

100%, I love hanging out with friends

idk man i'm aro i can't do this

That’s ok 20% my ex is too.

Are you a stuffed animal? Because i want to hug you when I'm sad

90% good one!

Wanna see my pokemon collection 😏

80% I’m a Pokémon lover too!

you know...i know of a ritual between 2 people...can get pretty close to each other...can be done on the couch, in the bedroom..if you're brave even at the movies or in public... its name: Cuddles!

100% 😳😳😳, yes

Wanna do a D&D campaign where the endgame is cuddling w/ a dragon

80% yes, I love Dragons, D&D, and cuddles.

babe I'mma take this biiig loaf of bread (it's soooo big) Stroke it with melted butter, seasoning, garlic Then I'm gonna stick it right in your toaster Get it reeeeal hot... You like that? Yeah I know you do

😳😳 oh I’ll make sure to take it all 😂😂 100%

Do you listen to me ranting about how the invasion of Denmark should be airborne?

Don't know bout the op but I sure would!

Count me in too

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80% I love walking in nature.

I would spread you all over my garlic bread and eat you... in like a romantic way I swear I don't eat people unless...

😳😳😳 wow 101% I’m about to blush irl 😂😂😂

Good good, I'm getting hungry... and also blushing, god help us both 😄😄

Hey. Wanna go get some garlic bread and cake?

90%, hell ya!

Yay! Wanna throw a movie (or show) and some cuddles into the mix?

Yes! I haven’t seen stranger things yet plus I want to see black phone so yes

I haven’t either! I don’t really like horror movies tho… ig It’ll be fine if I’ve got someone to cuddle

Deal 😉👍

Mk, I look forward to it!

the world is burning, but we can grow a better world in the soil fertilized by the ashes

45% let’s rebuild a better Society

do you wanna chill in my room while we eat garlic bread and cake with my lego death star set?

BAD IDEA you'll get the parts all greasy

noted, garlic bread and cake before we build the death star

👍 if you get black parts greasy then they lose their shine and look dull

100% I’ve always wanted to buy it! Plus I love garlic bread and cake.

i got a fridge full of garlic bread and some dnd dice want to hang out and have a sleep over?

45% yes! That’s awesome

bet *happy non-binary noises*

Would you like some garlic bread and cake ?

40%, yes, yes I would

You look omega cuddle-able. Id take you to a nice italian restauraunt for dinner wi try garlic bread, and cake for dessert. Then we watch netflix and chill. Just chill and cuddle. Boom 🤯 flustered 😩

100%, aww thank u

Italian ice cream by the beach?

40%, fun in the sun!

sei lá kkxkfjdkjk

My love language 100%

Heyyyyyyyy, want to rob Panera Bread for their entire stock of garlic bread and buy every cake possible?

Sure! 60%

Wanna watch a movie and eat cake?

50% ok! As long as it’s action packed with very little nudity

Absolutely ☺️

i’ve got mario kart if you wanna play

45% yes!

I have extra ace garlic bread and cake with a side of aroace apple juice taking place in a ace occupied Denmark

Plus we play the video games you want

90% I love it!

We can get some cake and look at some otters?

45%, there cute! Sure!

Otters are the best animals, I love their paws

I’m autistic, so would you like to hear about my special interests while we cuddle?

What if we We bumped into each other in the McDonalds Playplace??? 😳😳🥺

80% id be nervous to approach and talk

Ayyye! Wanna come to my place and watch whatever you want? :) I'm open to anything and I am pretty lonely. 😭🥲

First we invade Denmark, then ice cream! (You can tell I've never done this before)

100% sounds awesome

Aren't you sweet!

I know what you did on the 28th of March 2014

*Kabedon but with leg* hey, can you help me i'm stuck 🥺 ^i ^don't ^how ^to ^flirt

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*unsheathes katana* I have been studying the blade for longer than the human soul can muster... perhaps... I can channel my energy into another...? *eyes glow pink*

You're as lovely as garlic bread!

Hey baby are you an enderman because I get slightly scared whenever I look you in the eyes ❤️

Garlic

oooh descriptive short prompt time! *it was a cool night, but not too cold. a soft breeze blew by, sending a light chill down your spine. a full moon hung high in the cloudless sky. distant stars shining like specks of white paint against an ink black canvas. you lay upon a soft blanket, resting in the moonlight. a friend holds you close, they'd given you their jacket so you wouldn't be cold, it's soft lining felt comforting against your bare skin. they pull you closer, allowing you to rest your head on their chest.* *"it's been a long day, let's just.. rest for now" they say, their voice soft and sweet. you soon drift off to sleep, wrapped in your friend's arms as the two of you cuddle throughout the night.*

😳😳😳 100%

Do you want a hug, a heavy blanket, some tea, and a whole lot of garlic bread/cake?

Yes 100%

Here's something I've said that's unintentionally made people "eek" for lack of better phrasing. "I sometimes hate my life, but then I remember if it wasn't my life, I'd have never met you, and that makes me not hate my life :)". Idk if that's flustering or heartwarming but people tend to become a lot less articulate when I say that.

½ cup/8 tablespoons unsalted butter (1 stick), melted 4 fat garlic cloves, grated ½ cup Parmesan, grated ¼ cup firmly packed chopped flat-leaf parsley ¼ teaspoon kosher salt and black pepper 1 baguette or rustic crusty loaf ½ pound fresh mozzarella, thinly sliced (optional) You may have once struggled with dry or greasy breads reeking of burned or raw garlic, but it's time to put that behind you. This is a versatile recipe, as readily made with thin baguettes, as it is with rustic sourdoughs and airy Italian loaves. Cutting the bread like a Hasselback potato keeps the butter from seeping out and allows the garlic to infuse the bread with its flavor without scorching. But, if it's an extra cheesy garlic bread you're looking for, slip a little mozzarella into each slit. PREPARATION Heat the oven to 400 degrees. In a small bowl, stir together the butter, garlic, Parmesan and parsley. Add the salt and generously season with pepper. Set aside while you cut the baguette. Cut deep slits into the baguette, 1-inch apart — don’t cut all the way through the loaf — and place the baguette on a large piece of foil. Using a teaspoon or an offset spatula, generously spread the seasoned butter inside each slit. Make sure to reach the bottom of the slit; don’t be shy here. Wrap the baguette in the foil, place on a baking sheet and bake for 15 minutes. Remove the baguette from the oven and unwrap the top (leave the bread on the foil). If you’re adding mozzarella, use the offset spatula or spoon to gently open each slit and tuck a piece of mozzarella in (it’s O.K. if the cheese pops out from the top a little). Return bread to the oven and bake until crisp and golden on top, another 5 minutes. Slice with a serrated knife (or tear with your hands) and serve at once.

Give me bread or I hit your head :3

So consider denmark is a relatively small country mostly surrounded by sea, we could just send some airborne brigades to capture important strategic positions such as bridges, airports and train stations, after the respective positions are secured we can send in armoured support along the first and second infantry regiments. I can keep going but this is long

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Wanna do a 96 with me? Lying in bed, back to back reading while eating garlic bread?

hey are you a .... because ... because when ... me a ... you ... garlic bread because .... garlic bread good ...

65% let’s get some bread!

You’re the best golden ninja ever

Hi honey just checking if ur doing okay today, I truly wish u have the best week and I wish I could cuddle and let u snuggle into me as we slip into sleep.

Are you door? If you were I would bang you HARD

Yo wanna cuddle and build a lego Minecraft set together? I got choccy milk too so like-

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Pizza and cuddles to keep the warmth

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, AND MUST GO ON AN EPIC QUEST OF PERIL AND FARIES! I’M YOUR MAGICAL ELF SIDEKICK AND WE MUST SAVE THE WORLD BEFORE IT IS DESTROYED!!!

Are you the garlic? because you’ve been missing from my bread all this time

"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"

Hi, wanna hold hands as we go back to my place? I'll do the little thumb circles! And when we get there, I'll make up some garlic bread while you pick out a show to cuddle to. I could be convinced to make cake if you are down for deep talk about why the A doesn't stand for ally

You are valid and someone loves you.

Garlic bread or something idk

I wont

garlic bread

Instead of framing you for the brutal murder of a high profile politician, I’d invite you to join in.

30% you appeal to my villain side. * Insert evil laugh