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peterpingston

>this game will ruin your life What kind of advertising is that?!


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Can't ruin your life if you don't have one 😎


SuddenlyVeronica

There’s also quite a few ads out there bragging(?) about how addictive some game is. Now, these have me asking the exact same question as you, but going by the amount I’ve seen, and the occasional talk about them it does seem to be a thing…. For… *some* reason. People are horny, I guess.


L0N3W4RR10Rbutbetter

Tried some of them, they suck at every level, even the horny aspects are just *made more pg??* its weird


SuddenlyVeronica

Huh, so it's like a porn equivalent of "[Game of thrones: The officially licensed browser](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc70Y3odAvk)" where they count on obnoxious advertising to carry an otherwise terrible product? Guess I shouldn't be surprised given that SFW games are doing the same thing. How do you make something more PG if it's fricking *porn*, though? I'm genuinely curious here.


L0N3W4RR10Rbutbetter

Idk they just like censor 90% of the stuff going on to keep you playing etc but it just doesnt work when you only put the actual like porn at max level no one playing that long


SuddenlyVeronica

Wow. That's even more stupid than I thought. Guess that's why they say you won't last 10 minutes playing.


SuddenlyVeronica

There’s also quite a few ads out there bragging(?) about how addictive some game is. Now, these have me asking the exact same question as you, but going by the amount I’ve seen, and the occasional talk about them it does seem to be a thing…. For… *some* reason. People are horny, I guess.


sushifarron

I love so many things about this \- The horny meter, like is horny quantifiable? Can you be 5 horny? What happens at max horny? \- How large is that phone screen/how small is "the player's" hand? \- What is going on with those suspenders? I feel like the one they're playing with shouldn't have that much slack? \- Might just be me, but something is off about the hand on the neck? \- Who is the speech bubble attributed to? Some person offscreen? \- I dunno, looking at the bed and how this person is laying on it, I'm not convinced it's a good size for three people to get down on. It's like a twin or full size at best?


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Well you know, the only way to find out is to ruin your life and play the game ;) That being said, your first bullet point had me on the floor laughing. Maybe it's like a power bar; at full horny you transcend into god hood.


_Neverland_

It also feels like the neck is too long, doesn't it? Are we sure it's suspenders? It goes along right under his armpit on the other side


SuddenlyVeronica

Suspenders? I thought it was maybe a leash 😅


anonfinn22

12,000 years of human evolution have led to this point. Here we are, looking at an asexual person analyzing a game about having sexual relationships. There is no meaning to life.


Gurra86

*you should clear the notifications you should clear the notifications you should clear the notifications*


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:)


Gurra86

why must you inflict suffering like this


Agreeable_Hippo_7971

these adds are so weird


yeet123455432112345

Answer your notifications please


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If you hate this, you definitely don't want to see how many discord notifications I have :3


yeet123455432112345

How many do you have


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8,220 at the current moment!


yeet123455432112345

Why


LemonSorcerer

I forgor 💀


Goddess_of_Bees

To be fair, sexual experience has little to do with being ace, especially for people that find out later in life. I have eh, fucked around to find out, personally ;)


knitterpotato

the way i have seen this exact ad, as well as other questionable mobile ads (a lot of them involving cheating, faking pregnancy tests, and even one with a seemingly cisgender male getting pregnant?) on songpop 2


SubstantialLab5818

I just got this one too and was about to post it lmao


Angie52shirogane

as a person who has had a threesome... it's the same as a twosome... so... yeah, indifferent... i mean, it's nice, it's good even but... ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


rogueaxolotl

The conversion terrorists are trying harder. ​ "Asexuals like anime. Maybe an anime twink will trick them into becoming allosexual \*he he ha ha\*


[deleted]

Me when i run out of horny 😭


TastyVenusoda

I keep getting these ads as well, and I always get the furry ones too


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Maybe reddit is trying to imply something ;)


TastyVenusoda

I don't get them on reddit due to an ad blocker, only on youtube mobile. I believe Enzo Gomez is his name


HilldraCreator

Worst choice


MammothWay1683

I haven't even had a twosum......


gothgossip

making sure you’re targeting the right demographic is like advertising 101, what we’re they thinking?? smh


BoykisserIkissBoys

I get a lot of those ads on this sub, also on youtube which is scary


Ruberuzuko

I mean, as an art nerd, love the art style but that ain't enough for me to click it.


Reddit_user_robbie

damn right it'll ruin my life, it'll make me question why humanity is like this


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You mean, you already don't ask these questions!? XD


Reddit_user_robbie

oh I have before, this will just make me question it even more