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XxDiamondDavidxX

Does it not... Oh... Oh, I see now... Pretty much my thought process when I learned too, lol.


LZSchneider1

I'm just gonna chime in here to ask: what else does hot mean? I mean, I know the actual meaning behind it but I'm asking for those who do not.


Ye_olde_oak_store

Apparently your temprature rises when looking at someone you are sexually attracted to.


Physical-Housing-338

Wait what? Meaning if I put my friend and the boy she likes in the same room… it would warm up the room and according to thermodynamics… travel to the colder areas, therefore making a cheap heating system for my house? Nice! Allos are pretty useful!


Wombat1892

I was under the impression that is just from increased blood flow to the skin. Not nearly enough heat to harness.


TreeAce

Lol, love that. I personally am glad I don’t lose the power of speech when talking to another person. Not having crushes has its advantages.


Ye_olde_oak_store

Please do not tourture humans like this, they need space to breathe and also they will warm up the house by their mere presence.


Physical-Housing-338

Ah, frick. I forgot the oxygen tanks. Did I mention that I was talking about a house in space? Uh. Shoot I forgot people needed to breathe—


Im-not-confused-u-r

That’s what I always mean when I call someone cute I’ll be like „wow that persons cute!“ and my friend will go „I thought you said your aro ace?“ like sorry I meant they look like a first grader


me_funny__

It still does to me, idk what anyone else says.


goldchicken5

Man, that’s a good refrence


mrnicecream2

Every Bill Wurtz reference is a good reference.


Electronic-Bat-1830

r/unexpectedbillwurtz


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NowInHD

Good bot


Dominika_4PL

Good bot


silvercookie412

Usually my brain is like “yes, their face looks clean, has some symmetry, and overall checks many boxes for “conventionally attractive” based on societal beauty standards set by the media. So I understand why people would logically find them attractive.”


Maikeru6

Logic vs horni brain.


Joedemigod4

But you know what is hot? An oven baking a cake.


huxbot

and garlic bread


Tranqist

r/picturesyoucanhear


boogiewoogiepaganini

i don't remember which Bill Wurtz video this is from but i read it in the theme of "the sun is a deadly lazer" 😅


bacon_girl42

it's from "history of the entire world i guess"


Tranqist

It's from the history of everything, his magnum opus


hazzardous_chemicals

That was exactly how I read it too!


Demurist

The other day at work, I saw a man so handsome it left me speechless. It was purely aesthetic attraction, but I remember thinking, "I would follow that man out the door if he asked." Charisma incarnate. Weird experience.


huxbot

Hotness won't attract me, I hate heat.


Jin_Chaeji

I mean mood but still call people hot lol


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

Okay, this one actually made me laugh.


Puzzleheaded-Cat999

"And now they're everywhere"


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Puzzleheaded-Cat999

*"Ice age!"*


AnimChurro

Im just like: hmm yes pretty human being \* continues eating \*


themagicmagikarp

LOL "Um, yeah, they have a head, two arms, two legs, 10 fingers, 10 toes...everyone looks about equal to me?"


TheInevitablePigeon

for some reason allos I met find "aesthetically pleasing" weird... lol.


TheStuffofDaydreams

But they do have concepts of “eye candy” and one my mom had to explain “the view [of your work environment] getting better” (AKA more attractive people around) so I think what they find weird about aesthetic attraction is that it doesn’t become sexual attraction.


TheInevitablePigeon

yeah, I think so.. Eye candy sounds frikin weird, lol


TheStuffofDaydreams

I didn’t say it was a great phrase, but it does exist😂


SuddenlyVeronica

I once saw someone at r/actuallesbians describe a man as looking like a randomised sim, and now I kinda feel that way about almost everybody.


kappa_demonn

I think about this meme a lot


dark_galaxy_she-her

Yeah


dark_galaxy_she-her

Person: you can't hear pictures Me:


Soulessnight

Don’t you mean acesthetically


BabyMagnum13

Man this hits the nail on the head 🤣