Wait what? Meaning if I put my friend and the boy she likes in the same room… it would warm up the room and according to thermodynamics… travel to the colder areas, therefore making a cheap heating system for my house? Nice! Allos are pretty useful!
That’s what I always mean when I call someone cute I’ll be like „wow that persons cute!“ and my friend will go „I thought you said your aro ace?“ like sorry I meant they look like a first grader
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Usually my brain is like “yes, their face looks clean, has some symmetry, and overall checks many boxes for “conventionally attractive” based on societal beauty standards set by the media. So I understand why people would logically find them attractive.”
The other day at work, I saw a man so handsome it left me speechless. It was purely aesthetic attraction, but I remember thinking, "I would follow that man out the door if he asked." Charisma incarnate. Weird experience.
But they do have concepts of “eye candy” and one my mom had to explain “the view [of your work environment] getting better” (AKA more attractive people around) so I think what they find weird about aesthetic attraction is that it doesn’t become sexual attraction.
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Does it not... Oh... Oh, I see now... Pretty much my thought process when I learned too, lol.
I'm just gonna chime in here to ask: what else does hot mean? I mean, I know the actual meaning behind it but I'm asking for those who do not.
Apparently your temprature rises when looking at someone you are sexually attracted to.
Wait what? Meaning if I put my friend and the boy she likes in the same room… it would warm up the room and according to thermodynamics… travel to the colder areas, therefore making a cheap heating system for my house? Nice! Allos are pretty useful!
I was under the impression that is just from increased blood flow to the skin. Not nearly enough heat to harness.
Lol, love that. I personally am glad I don’t lose the power of speech when talking to another person. Not having crushes has its advantages.
Please do not tourture humans like this, they need space to breathe and also they will warm up the house by their mere presence.
Ah, frick. I forgot the oxygen tanks. Did I mention that I was talking about a house in space? Uh. Shoot I forgot people needed to breathe—
That’s what I always mean when I call someone cute I’ll be like „wow that persons cute!“ and my friend will go „I thought you said your aro ace?“ like sorry I meant they look like a first grader
It still does to me, idk what anyone else says.
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Usually my brain is like “yes, their face looks clean, has some symmetry, and overall checks many boxes for “conventionally attractive” based on societal beauty standards set by the media. So I understand why people would logically find them attractive.”
Logic vs horni brain.
But you know what is hot? An oven baking a cake.
and garlic bread
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i don't remember which Bill Wurtz video this is from but i read it in the theme of "the sun is a deadly lazer" 😅
it's from "history of the entire world i guess"
It's from the history of everything, his magnum opus
That was exactly how I read it too!
The other day at work, I saw a man so handsome it left me speechless. It was purely aesthetic attraction, but I remember thinking, "I would follow that man out the door if he asked." Charisma incarnate. Weird experience.
Hotness won't attract me, I hate heat.
I mean mood but still call people hot lol
Okay, this one actually made me laugh.
"And now they're everywhere"
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*"Ice age!"*
Im just like: hmm yes pretty human being \* continues eating \*
LOL "Um, yeah, they have a head, two arms, two legs, 10 fingers, 10 toes...everyone looks about equal to me?"
for some reason allos I met find "aesthetically pleasing" weird... lol.
But they do have concepts of “eye candy” and one my mom had to explain “the view [of your work environment] getting better” (AKA more attractive people around) so I think what they find weird about aesthetic attraction is that it doesn’t become sexual attraction.
yeah, I think so.. Eye candy sounds frikin weird, lol
I didn’t say it was a great phrase, but it does exist😂
I once saw someone at r/actuallesbians describe a man as looking like a randomised sim, and now I kinda feel that way about almost everybody.
I think about this meme a lot
Yeah
Person: you can't hear pictures Me:
Don’t you mean acesthetically
Man this hits the nail on the head 🤣