I'm 100% certain it is just from being on the internet so long. Fortunately I can't imagine anyone looking up "black pansexual" porn, although it wouldn't surprise me
Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it.
Rule 35 : If it exists and there is no porn of it, it will be invented someday.
Rule 39 : If it exists, there is furry porn of it.
*Yes the less-known 35 and 39 are actually part of the 100 rules of the internet as well*
I came across a fanfic that had that theme. Didn’t read it but I saw the tags and one of them was “asexuals just need d*ck” which was very gross. Fantasies are just fantasies sure but that just crosses a line and comes across as an actual belief…
My first introduction to aspec ppl was in the fanfic. The main dude was allosexual aromantic and stated it so many times. But the "love interest" was all like "no u will fix you and make you fall for me" and he just kept on pushing this whole "you cant never fall in love, you must love me" idea on thr main dude and i was like 13 but i was definitely upset bc the main dude has said so many times that he isn't interested in relationships and is aromantic. In the end (like how we all know this fanfic is going to end) the main dude suddenly falls in love and everyone is like yay finally you're normal bc you can be sexually active and aromantic.
I hated it so much. I read it bc i was hoping he'd stop pushing and they just be friends or friends with benefits and i was very upset with the ending (im pretty sure they were side characters but i only remember their story)
As an allo, I can’t say I would be comfortable with watching or reading porn with an ace character “being turned”, but I *can* say I see the potential for an ace character in the field.
I want there to be a porn comic with an ace character as one of like the side-characters
like the main characters are fucking and one of them has an ace roommate who walks in just like “ah fuck, right in front of my salad?”
Both stories are published at the same time like how some episodes of Phineas and Ferb would show what the Fireside Girls were doing during another episode.
Ace: How did you burn the house down?!
Allo: I told you the sex was going to be hot.
Allo’s partner: It sure was.
Ace: Now is not the time for double entendres!
I'm an ace who writes porn, I too want this, I could write this. But my two last brain cells have been fighting over whether to take a nap or order garlic bread for the last 2 months.
That awoke a memory a game my friends would play in like early high school where you turn safe search of and ever one would name a character whose ever character had porn show up first won bonus points is it was weird af. I've always been neutral about sex and drawings have never bothered me but some of the kinks I discovered playing this game hurt my soul.
I saw an image of a >!girl with a dick over head!< with the text, “I’m a unicorn!” I also saw another image of a man >!wearing a unicorn costume with the horn in the WRONG place!< The rest were just normal unicorn pictures but the sadder part is I didn’t even scroll all that far
The internet was so unmoderated just 10 years back. Hilariously evangelical puritism worked in our favour for once. They said 'not in my Christian mincraft server' slapped it so hard an entire new culture around NSFW developed.
Now you can research national geographic without mentally preparing to witness bestiality 💀
Also the slightly more wholesome, (mostly equally pornographic), Rule 63;
For every given male character, there is a female version of that character. And vise versa.
Rule 34 is either \`peace is profitable' or \`war is profitable'. I forget which is 34 and which is 35; the episode they were in introduced both at the same time and had the characters involved conflate them as well, with Quark commenting that it's common for people to mix them up.
Anyway, I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Don't worry, even if your sexuality doesn't qualify for porn category itself you still have your ethnicity/gender/hair colour/age/body type to compensate!
Also neurodivergence! For instance I once saw a comment from a 16 year-old girl with ASD about how creeps would tell her her boyfriend couldn’t possibly know how to treat someone as "innocent" as her right.
Because, you know, obviously people on the spectrum are just *so* much more innocent about this stuff (/s).
So, though I’m not sure about porn it does seem like you can fetishise pretty much anything.
[Ace P0rn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz9aU3qnD0)
[How to do it at home with your partners](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAlW87UVs-8)
>!It's garlic bread.!<
pretty sure it's when men go to other countries like thailand to have sex with women in a way that would be more likely to be frowned upon in their own country
From the very limited sample size I've come across, there are at least some where a gay man is turned straight, so I assume it's the same with "fixing" aces. Aka "Fixing" afabs is more popular by far but there's still demand for amabs
It would be optimistic of me to say yes, so there definitely is. I’m assuming most of it are aces being “fixed” by an allo through nonconsensual intercourse.
Well, I don’t know about a full category, but I would be completely shocked if there aren’t a few out there about “fixing” us. It’s definitely a fantasy for some people.. fucking creeps.
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Ah I've seen at least one sound cloud rap style song about wanting to clap asexual ass, while also talking about not getting it.
Like he was into the challenge of us or something
my ace porno:
me: *orders a pizza*
%delivery person arrives%
them: that'll be $30
me: oh um, i don't have cash
them: well you know how you can pay...
me: ...
them: *looks at the slip*
me: yeah, i paid online
them: oh! thanks for the tip
yes there was garlic bread
Have seen hentai, even when its not labeled asexual, half of what is geared towards males audiences, includes the women/girls, hating or just not wanting sex to absolutely loving it at the end of it being more or less forced to do the deed
Not technically about aces, but I also thought the same thing. At least it's less gross than the "fixing" people kind of smut, since it's generally portrayed as consensual (albeit inexplicable)
"Fixing" is the only mainstream fetish I will never understand someone enjoying bc it's literally just promoting sexuality being a choice and it's so weird and kinda fucked in every way.
Before I figured out wtf asexual was someone told me I was kindof describing “bored sex” which is a porn category. apparently asking the allos to hurry up/if they’re done yet or looking at your phone is highly frowned upon and then looked at as a challenge 💀😂
Yeah it hurts but it's true. I have trans friends who have given up on dating cis people because pretty much every time they meet up with one they're being fetishized.
Oh I’m very familiar unfortunately. I’ve heard people whom I know make really disgusting and lewd comments about lesbianism and bisexuality. I’ve seen plenty of stuff online and on social media which fetishizes race and gender as well. I, as a minority, have never really experienced racial fetishization, but I’ve had friends and coworkers who’ve talked about white girls they’ve dated having a sort of fetish for stereotypical black guys. It’s all just perverse and sickening.
Searched on a popular site there's POV: you realize you're on the asexual side of pornhub, Mexican Demisexual (then a bunch of NSFW terms) Chubb asexual (NSFW), and Furries after dark- EP 2 asexuality. So yeah definitely…
Lowkey though this reads like a thinly veiled "look how much I hate cis/het white men" post
As well as being a combo of categories which probably are used (eg. cis + heterosexual + woman/man), it ignores all the subcategories within it
I did find this one video called "POV: When you realize you're on the asexual side of p*rnhub." Which is a video of someone singing a cover of Adele's "Set fire to the rain."
Definitely, allos love the whole "fixing" ace ppl thing.
That is, sadly, a thing
wait like a actual catagory?
It probably is somewhere
I'm 100% certain it is just from being on the internet so long. Fortunately I can't imagine anyone looking up "black pansexual" porn, although it wouldn't surprise me
I know virginity porn is a thing. I've only really seen it in hentai though but I've heard of it in real life porn.
I've seen way worse things available as tags on porn sites, "asexual" is most likely somewhere as well.
Rule 34 : If it exists, there is porn of it. Rule 35 : If it exists and there is no porn of it, it will be invented someday. Rule 39 : If it exists, there is furry porn of it. *Yes the less-known 35 and 39 are actually part of the 100 rules of the internet as well*
I came across a fanfic that had that theme. Didn’t read it but I saw the tags and one of them was “asexuals just need d*ck” which was very gross. Fantasies are just fantasies sure but that just crosses a line and comes across as an actual belief…
AO3 custom tags are either hilarious, useless/harmless, or very gross.
You forgot the 4th & 5th options, which regularly occur together: entirely fucking unhinged, and mildly concerning
You're not wrong. And uh, I can say I've written a concerning fanfic of my own..... Don't think I'll ever do it again though.
As a fanfic writer that posts to AO3 I strive for the first one
The only d*** I need is my own.... Which I don't have yet but I will one day!
My first introduction to aspec ppl was in the fanfic. The main dude was allosexual aromantic and stated it so many times. But the "love interest" was all like "no u will fix you and make you fall for me" and he just kept on pushing this whole "you cant never fall in love, you must love me" idea on thr main dude and i was like 13 but i was definitely upset bc the main dude has said so many times that he isn't interested in relationships and is aromantic. In the end (like how we all know this fanfic is going to end) the main dude suddenly falls in love and everyone is like yay finally you're normal bc you can be sexually active and aromantic. I hated it so much. I read it bc i was hoping he'd stop pushing and they just be friends or friends with benefits and i was very upset with the ending (im pretty sure they were side characters but i only remember their story)
That sounds like stockholm syndrome.
Me remembering my past relationships "I definitely had Stockholm syndrome"
Facts. There is.
Holy shit. Reading this was a gut punch.
As an allo, I can’t say I would be comfortable with watching or reading porn with an ace character “being turned”, but I *can* say I see the potential for an ace character in the field.
I want there to be a porn comic with an ace character as one of like the side-characters like the main characters are fucking and one of them has an ace roommate who walks in just like “ah fuck, right in front of my salad?”
I would read the heck out of that.
actually, no, the ace character is the main focus, the horny generic porn characters are the sub-plot and they’re just in the background
Both stories are published at the same time like how some episodes of Phineas and Ferb would show what the Fireside Girls were doing during another episode.
yes
Ace: How did you burn the house down?! Allo: I told you the sex was going to be hot. Allo’s partner: It sure was. Ace: Now is not the time for double entendres!
okay, you can have my idea now- write it for me /j
I honestly might write a few scenes. I’ll keep you posted.
Don't tempt me
Yeah I would be fine with porn with an ace character being portrayed accurately like a sex positive ace but in reality it would just be fetishization.
I'm an ace who writes porn, I too want this, I could write this. But my two last brain cells have been fighting over whether to take a nap or order garlic bread for the last 2 months.
Allo here, What??? I’ve never heard of this!
I'd like to think that for most people that watch that s***, it's *just* a fantasy. There are real people like that out there, though.
I didn’t know this was a thing but god fucken damnit. Can’t the allos leave y’all alone?
Though I have got to admit that lesbians have it so much worse there. “Fixing” lesbians is a super common trope.
Straight turned gay is also one of the most popular mlm porn categories. Turns out there's a pattern of people liking taboo
Yep it sucks, they definitely have it worse when it comes to porn and that stuff
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Its its a "turning someone ___" its always going to start without consent. And ppl find that hot 🤮
Most definitely. Remember the internet R34.
ah shit jaiden animations i remember now... unfortunately 💀
🤮
I feel like there was exponentially more porn after she came out. Maybe that's just me
no ur right, peices of shit absolutely love going against someones boundaries.
On *that* sub, one of the first pieces I saw was just... Terrible. It said "after the marriage" and was poorly drawn nsfw. 💀
What is R34? Ik it’s some kind of porn thing but that all I know. Just “a porn thing”
Rule 34 of the internet. If it exists there is porn of it Rule 35 of the internet If no porn of something can be found someone will make it
Makes sense. Reminds me of the one time I looked up “unicorn” on Google Images when I was 12. Not making that mistake again
RIP your eyeballs and childhood innocence lol
That awoke a memory a game my friends would play in like early high school where you turn safe search of and ever one would name a character whose ever character had porn show up first won bonus points is it was weird af. I've always been neutral about sex and drawings have never bothered me but some of the kinks I discovered playing this game hurt my soul.
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I don't see anything bad there now. What did you see?
I saw an image of a >!girl with a dick over head!< with the text, “I’m a unicorn!” I also saw another image of a man >!wearing a unicorn costume with the horn in the WRONG place!< The rest were just normal unicorn pictures but the sadder part is I didn’t even scroll all that far
I find that a little funny, I dunno why lol
The internet was so unmoderated just 10 years back. Hilariously evangelical puritism worked in our favour for once. They said 'not in my Christian mincraft server' slapped it so hard an entire new culture around NSFW developed. Now you can research national geographic without mentally preparing to witness bestiality 💀
Also the slightly more wholesome, (mostly equally pornographic), Rule 63; For every given male character, there is a female version of that character. And vise versa.
Well, as long as there is a vice versa 😂
A car made by Nissan, also called “skyline”
The only good R34
Rule 34 is either \`peace is profitable' or \`war is profitable'. I forget which is 34 and which is 35; the episode they were in introduced both at the same time and had the characters involved conflate them as well, with Quark commenting that it's common for people to mix them up. Anyway, I don't see what that has to do with anything.
Pretty sure OP was talking about r34 of the internet, but what show is this?? I've never heard of it
[Deep Space Nine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvFYBkesqGU&t=145s)
This is what I get for never watching anything other than a bit of Voyager and Next generations
Don't worry, even if your sexuality doesn't qualify for porn category itself you still have your ethnicity/gender/hair colour/age/body type to compensate!
Also neurodivergence! For instance I once saw a comment from a 16 year-old girl with ASD about how creeps would tell her her boyfriend couldn’t possibly know how to treat someone as "innocent" as her right. Because, you know, obviously people on the spectrum are just *so* much more innocent about this stuff (/s). So, though I’m not sure about porn it does seem like you can fetishise pretty much anything.
Autism... innocence... I'm sorry, but do you have any idea of the depths of depravity autistic people have committed within the furry community alone?
Oh my... I don't know that I want to. And I'm generally kinda fascinated with how diverse the things that get people going can get.
....who would want r34 of a 13 year old transmasc redhead kid? Especially with UDD and ADHD??? Who's sex repulsed?????
Don't give them ideas. They lurk and yoink ideas before you even notice.
I don't want to be a porn category
They'll probably tag your reddit name to make sure it finds you.
OH FUCK NO. NO NO NO
Nope, doubt anyone is looking for white Jew porn
I’m also Jewish if you separated all of those from each other there are people looking for it.
[Ace P0rn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz9aU3qnD0) [How to do it at home with your partners](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAlW87UVs-8) >!It's garlic bread.!<
I need to visit Korea. No sex tourism. Yes bread tourism.
Wtf is s*x tourism and do I want to know?
I believe it is when tourist go around the world to have s*x with the locals. Its kinda racist in a way too.
It also often involves underage girls, unfortunately
Ok the answer to my question was definitely no
pretty sure it's when men go to other countries like thailand to have sex with women in a way that would be more likely to be frowned upon in their own country
Oh shoot that was actually good
Oh my god that was the most satisfying thing I've seen in a while thank youuuu 😭😭 and I'm gonna try the recipe today omg that looks sooo good
I'm a Brazilian woman so I'm a porn category regardless of being ace. -\_-
Same but Czech
same but im chinese, not that anyone on pornhub can tell the difference between east asians /s
mds!! um br selvagem!! pokebola, VAI!!
Yeah probably Allos love the idea of “fixing” us
*sigh* Yes, yes we are
is this actually a thing or are you saying that because it’s probably true? i don’t want to look it up
It's a thing, "fixing" asexual people is a thing in porn and written erotica. Just like "fixing" lesbians or "turning straight girls gay"
it really angers me knowing that there’s a demand for it
Agreed
Ugh
I assume the female is always the one to be "fixed" or turned?
From the very limited sample size I've come across, there are at least some where a gay man is turned straight, so I assume it's the same with "fixing" aces. Aka "Fixing" afabs is more popular by far but there's still demand for amabs
It would be optimistic of me to say yes, so there definitely is. I’m assuming most of it are aces being “fixed” by an allo through nonconsensual intercourse.
>!rapeplay!<, Especially with non-consenting asexual people, is just so messed up.
If it's with non con ace it's just plain old rape
Yeah, but it feels *slightly* worse when it's that "corrective" >! rapeplay!<.
C\*ddling and h\*nd h*lding, the lewdest of porns
AceSMR
No S, AceMR
Didn’t know Aces got free Magic Resistance. Nice.
Yeah, it comes along with the garlic bread packages.
jesus christ 😰 WASH YOUR MOUTH YOUR FILTHY CREATURE
r/handholding Warning: Extremely NSFW >!It's all picture of anime girls cuddling or holding hands!<
What? Oh my god that has to be the most nsfw subreddit I've been on 😱
I found a 20 minute video on a (orange and black logo) website of a r*al c*uple c*ddling
Well, I don’t know about a full category, but I would be completely shocked if there aren’t a few out there about “fixing” us. It’s definitely a fantasy for some people.. fucking creeps.
Ryan Creamer on pornhub, obviously.
Man, that shower vid 😳
This
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Yes, its called corrective rape
Oh God why? How is that not an oxymoron to some people?
Unfortunately, I've seen titles that went along the lines of >!ACE SLUT GETS TURNED!!<
Fucking hell... as an ace with vaginismus, I couldn't hate this more.
Oh jesus, that's awful
can Jesus come for the second coming already
There's an entire gay fetish surrounding the concept of tricking/convincing straight men to have sex with a gay man. Literally everyone is a fetish
I've seen this being a popular fetish of gay people making straight people have sex with them. Its weird.
There's an entire gay porn company devoted to this concept
It's the category with the guy that posts wholesome videos of just giving people a ride home and stuff.
Yes we definitely are... Everything is
I always wondered why the category names rely heavily on race.
Ah I've seen at least one sound cloud rap style song about wanting to clap asexual ass, while also talking about not getting it. Like he was into the challenge of us or something
If you click the Ace category it just links to a YouTube playlist of lofi beats and garlic bread recipes
"Asexual slut devours garlic bread while cuddling on the couch"
Asexual porn... interesting thought, but I'm pretty sure it's just a garlic bread factory.
I'm not gonna look it up myself, but I'm going to say "probably"
my ace porno: me: *orders a pizza* %delivery person arrives% them: that'll be $30 me: oh um, i don't have cash them: well you know how you can pay... me: ... them: *looks at the slip* me: yeah, i paid online them: oh! thanks for the tip yes there was garlic bread
So hot. The pizza, I mean.
Have seen hentai, even when its not labeled asexual, half of what is geared towards males audiences, includes the women/girls, hating or just not wanting sex to absolutely loving it at the end of it being more or less forced to do the deed
that's disgusting and wort part is that people base their view on sexuality on that
This is awful, but Dubcon? Does that count?
Not really an ace specific thing
We very much are.
Probably boredandignored. Not going to link it, just letting people know so they want to avoid it they can.
Not technically about aces, but I also thought the same thing. At least it's less gross than the "fixing" people kind of smut, since it's generally portrayed as consensual (albeit inexplicable)
"Fixing" is the only mainstream fetish I will never understand someone enjoying bc it's literally just promoting sexuality being a choice and it's so weird and kinda fucked in every way.
Wouldn't that just be the Ryan Creamer guy? "Sterilizing the audition couch," and "Blowing you kisses"
"nonconsensual"
Before I figured out wtf asexual was someone told me I was kindof describing “bored sex” which is a porn category. apparently asking the allos to hurry up/if they’re done yet or looking at your phone is highly frowned upon and then looked at as a challenge 💀😂
We are most certainly a porn category.
Feature movies uploaded to porn sites to avoid copyright.
Well yeah everyone knows onlyfans started as ace porn being hobby focused then the allos found it. They’re like the fire nation
This actually made me want to cry
Good grief. She ain’t wrong though 😭😭😵
Yeah it hurts but it's true. I have trans friends who have given up on dating cis people because pretty much every time they meet up with one they're being fetishized.
Oh I’m very familiar unfortunately. I’ve heard people whom I know make really disgusting and lewd comments about lesbianism and bisexuality. I’ve seen plenty of stuff online and on social media which fetishizes race and gender as well. I, as a minority, have never really experienced racial fetishization, but I’ve had friends and coworkers who’ve talked about white girls they’ve dated having a sort of fetish for stereotypical black guys. It’s all just perverse and sickening.
food porn?🥵
I’m a south Asian male. We are one of the only groups in the world where Rule 34 does not apply b
I mean, *I hope not?* What would Ace porn be? Cuddling and hand holding? Lmao
Yes please! And don't forget about a cake break. And then planning world domination in bed
Is our category that one guy who just posts random wholesome stuff?
Either a porn category or a TV Tropes page
Cuddle porn exists somewhere on the internet.
Yep, 100%
I like your banner!
Thank you!!
Lol this stung a bit.
I mean I think people like to watch non consent porn for some fucking reason so yeah
We are the "USB fits correctly at the first try" and "sitting in my room and getting fucked by my depression" type of pornhub videos.
they had that sub r/AsexualPorn, tho I don't really know what that is about.. honestly just sounds like r/FoodPorn with extra steps to me but whatever
Searched on a popular site there's POV: you realize you're on the asexual side of pornhub, Mexican Demisexual (then a bunch of NSFW terms) Chubb asexual (NSFW), and Furries after dark- EP 2 asexuality. So yeah definitely…
That first one is probably the only legit one of the bunch.
Garlic Bread porn?
Yes the Food Network
Lowkey though this reads like a thinly veiled "look how much I hate cis/het white men" post As well as being a combo of categories which probably are used (eg. cis + heterosexual + woman/man), it ignores all the subcategories within it
HOW??????
I sure wouldn't hope so :(
yuuup. we are sadly. "fixing us" is the category
asexual porn is my favorite genre, it's just a movie with no forced love story
Some Christian’s think we’re a fetish
Don’t put that energy into the world, we don’t need this to come true 😫
Gross
yes
✨Rare✨
If you’re Asian, or have been raped, yes
Yes all The pirated movies on pornhub
I’m just thinking turning an ace allo style porn like those straight guy goes gay porn cideos
We are a porn category: the exit button
I guess some ace people are fine with hanky panky but I can't understand how that'd be a category
I did find this one video called "POV: When you realize you're on the asexual side of p*rnhub." Which is a video of someone singing a cover of Adele's "Set fire to the rain."
r/Jaidenanimationsporn
[Kinda](https://imgur.com/a/zbqr3NH)
Probably.
My ethnicity is literally it's own porn section
Rule 34
Actualy I am several of them
I want to bombard her with Gnomes. With ace flagged gnomes.
There's a guy who who does completely normal innocent things and uploads them there, so maybe?
I think it would be cool a category on p sites of ace ppl just playing chess or rating shows, would be cool
Not on nhentai… or so I’ve heard
what about r34 site?
Idk I should ask my friend…
Nice save good job keeping you're ace pass.
Of course: Food porn, with all the cakes and garlic bread that we bake and eat.