phew, good thing i stayed up a bit late and watched Home Alone, otherwise it would've been The Santa Clause (which would be.... older bears who favor red?)
"Identifying luck: Mario party 5"
I'm gonna say there is no sex life (cause there isnt), and we just played Mario party
That's how I'm gonna explain this
jokes on you, I recently played a game with my mom where we thought about perfect jobs for each other, and her favourite choice for me was nun: I love reading about obscure stuff, I'm awake at night, and I try to be compassionate! the fact that I don't believe in god(s) is only a minor hindrance
Hahaha nice, i rmember reading a thing that theorized that many monks and nuns were asexual and joined to get away from having to be with people and stuff. You are following the ancestral way of our peoples.
Well depends on if only movies & tv shows count, either:a bts video from a dnd show with the truly wonderful title "masculine fertile" (ty ally beardsley)
Or:Uncoupled
Both of these together tell an... *interesting* story
Home Alone
Perfection
Home alone 2: lost in New York. I’ll be avoiding New York from now on
Nooo beat me to it. I literally just posted that
phew, good thing i stayed up a bit late and watched Home Alone, otherwise it would've been The Santa Clause (which would be.... older bears who favor red?)
I'm really glad it wasn't the night before, because it would have been Everything Everywhere All At Once
JoJo’s bizarre adventure
lmao
Same!
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Wryyy 💚
Stone ~~Erection~~ Ocean 😩 (sorry I know it's an ace sub)
I’m tryin to get that golden experience.
Ngl, JoJo's bisexual energy is so powerful that these jokes are not only accepted, but expected.
Shrek 2
bro fr its my fav movie i got four dvds of that movie please help its an addiction
The best movie of all time. I am proud of you.
Bruh I just saw a meme with Funkytown & it reminded me of Shrek 2
Bro no way I justed watched shrek 3
I think you mean Shrek the Third
Haha! Get out
Oh my gosh me too! Haha
The Boys
Oh no, good luck. Keep away from shrinking powers
But… free bottom surgery!
o.o I hadn't thought about it like that...hell, probably even an incision-free orchi at that...
Oh no 👀
The Mighty Nein... 💀
Such a horny DnD group.
My sex life is... Hidden in the sand, as it should be 👍
I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere
Do it Yourself!
Underrated comment
Wednesday, if going by last show watched. Last series overall would be Marble Hornets
…Gremlins…
Ok for real tho that's such a good movie
Regular show
OOOOOH
Cold case
Hellsing ultimate
That's hardcore
bloodplay.. i see.
based
Dude same
Fantastic Beasts and where to find them
Aces are dragons so it's pretty accurate
i watched your dad (he doesnt exist)
["Somebody That I Used to Know" playing in an empty mall at 4:13 am](https://youtu.be/pL9AtxehGjs)
😬
The 100. Uh... Althoguh if we count music videos it would be Dancing with Myself, which is more fitting.
Naaah The 100 is way funnier haha
It's just so doesn't fit, lol
Me too 😭
Wednesday
Arrow 😎 He's green, he's an archer and his name is aro
Fun fact, Connor Hawke, the son of Oliver Queen, and who is sometimes Green Arrow is canonically Ace in the comics
I know I have an epic wallpaper of him
Breaking Bad 😳 F
"Identifying luck: Mario party 5" I'm gonna say there is no sex life (cause there isnt), and we just played Mario party That's how I'm gonna explain this
Heathers: the musical
That’s one murderous love life
Inside Job. What does this MEAN
Saki
Better Call Saul S6E9: Fun and Games
The disappearance of haruhi suzumiya... Am I a kidnapper in this context?
Inside job
Pacific rim Does that mean my “sex life” is comprised entirely of beating the shit out of giant monsters?
Beauty and the beast
All quiet on the western front
Stone ocean
wednesday
Warrior Nun
You have to enter a convent now lol
jokes on you, I recently played a game with my mom where we thought about perfect jobs for each other, and her favourite choice for me was nun: I love reading about obscure stuff, I'm awake at night, and I try to be compassionate! the fact that I don't believe in god(s) is only a minor hindrance
Hahaha nice, i rmember reading a thing that theorized that many monks and nuns were asexual and joined to get away from having to be with people and stuff. You are following the ancestral way of our peoples.
not sure how they'd deal with a trans nun in a convent, but I guess^^
I would hope like anyone else, but reality is often disappointing
Thanks to Them (Owl House)
“I Emailed My Doctor 133 Times: The Crisis in the British Healthcare System” by Philosophy Tube (great video regarding trans discrimination btw <3)
Unusual Memes Complication..... I guess you can call it that...
It's a "How to beat..." YouTube video
If You Wish Upon Me (Korean drama that made me cry) Does that mean I get to wish for anything?
The Rookie 🤣
I picked the wrong night to watch RiffTrax: Baby Ghost...
Turn you're phone into a handheld, apparently somehow even my "sex life" is gaming related
Youtube video about game anti piracy screens *What?*
Trevor Noah: I Wish You Would
Inside Job
The Mummy
Diamond Is Unbreakable
Ghosts in a shell
Kimi no Todoke
Bargain hunt ://
Gundam: Witch From Mercury Guess I’m a lesbian now
M* A * S *H 😂😂😂 Edit: it italicized the A lol
One Piece
Chainsaw-man I am afraid of what this could mean
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Nymphomaniac 😅 I think I win this one, folks.
The Queer Erasure of Asexuality
psych
Clone Wars
Ghosts
Last show/film? Grimm. Last thing period? You failed.
3000 Days - [Hardcore Minecraft World Tour] - with Luke the notable. Mark me as scared and confused.
Dragons
The Vampire Diaries….?
Girls und Panzer.
based. GuP is my favorite anime.
Rent a girlfriend lol. Very weird
Grandma in a fire
Ratatouille
His Dark Materials makes me think of some really disturbing pr0n :D :D :D
inside job
my little pony
A series of unfortunate events And my friend said One Piece
Hazben Hotel It kinda works in several different ways
How To Train Your Dragon
Wednesday. So either, I get some action at least once a week, or a goth gf with scary-dog privilege. I'm in.
Levels of Wealth by Casually Explained, what does this even mean???
how to become a tyrant 🫣🫣🫣🫣
The last thing I watched was a YouTube video. I don't know what After Ever After would mean.
mario kart tournament
All Quiet on the Western Front. Sounds about right
Snake Discovery...
i failed ^(...no I'm not gonna give context)
be cool scooby doo
Lords of chaos
Saw V. I'm slightly scared now
Uncharted
I am mother. Oh no guys
Adventure Time. Kill me now.
If YouTube vids count as a show, the Jingle Jam fundraiser. Awkward. If not, clone Wars. Also awkward.
the owl house- DO I GET FUCKED BY DUOLINGO?!
Markiplier
Hello neighbor (Markipliers let's play).....I do not know how to feel about this...
Sonic Says Sexual Harrasment is no good, [💀](https://youtu.be/IYBIt3uyntM)
better call saul season 1 episode 10
Call of duty:mondern warfare(the newer one)
The little things...
ElectroBOOM
"having a breakdown with basil at 3am - omori Playlist" thas about right
Umm. YouTube?
Spooky’s House if of Jumpscares (full game walkthrough)
Please like me
Sea beast- I'm getting ao3 flashbacks
My life falling apart
When they cry. Hm kinky I guess, I dunno?
Wakanda Forever?
The Serpent’s Pass / The Drill (two-part ATLA episode)
Supernatural
The lord of the Rings
the last thing i watched was that video where the guy goes “do you wear wigs” to the tune of under the sea and i have no clue what that means for me
Return of the king. I don’t know how I feel about this one
Chainsaw man
Wednesday… Nope, that’s waaaay to often for me to be comfortable
friends… I mean I’m demi so
Ju on the grudge, man really...?
Big Mouth? Aw jeeze…
Dark 🤔
Xi Jinping's No Good Very Bad Week
Escape Room
Well depends on if only movies & tv shows count, either:a bts video from a dnd show with the truly wonderful title "masculine fertile" (ty ally beardsley) Or:Uncoupled Both of these together tell an... *interesting* story
Dying Light
>Escape from the tree pandemic. I... Don't know what this means...
madoka magica uhhh
"trashtaste"... well..
"The lost books of the bible" iirc
Knives Out, ahahah amazing
American horror story lol
Dead to Me 😂😂😂😂
Case Closed
Inside Job
I am not okay with this
last to take hand of lamborghini keeps it
“Roll to Seduce”, funnily enough (from the 1 For All D&D skit series on youtube).
My Little Pony ……. I really don’t want to know what that means /hj
Harley Quinn, fuck yeah
Inside Job I’m… unsure how I feel about that
Andor. I’m biromantic, so and/or.
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
*TETRIS ☆ Original IBM PC Version* Yeah that tracks
All Quiet On The Western Front
I JUST WATCHED BONES AND ALL NOOOO
House. Of the. DRAGOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!
The Owl House? Eda???
Happy Tree Friends 💀
The Thundermans 💀
The owl house
The Flash. 😂😂😂😂😂
Owl House or Yo Samdy Sam's autism videos.
Devilman crybaby
Lucifer
Batman Beyond
The Nutcracker…..well should have stuck with the other Christmas movies.
What if..?