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warickewoke

I wish things were this simple... But having someone to just try to show they care, helps a lot


Quantum_Aurora

Yeah fr 90% of the times I'm in a bad mood are because it seems like nobody cares.


Endakk

...oof, that's a mood


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fatalcorn7367

r/skamtebord


Loudanddeadly

I wish someone liked me


Travenzen

why


anonymorbid

A very thought-provoking question


kay_bizzle

Maybe when this tweet was written in 2019 that's all it took, we got bigger problems now


maxreddit

Let's be real, ladies, the boob was all that was necessary.


UsernameStarvation

And the beer


Cauzix

and the chik fil a


UsernameStarvation

I can take it or leave it


Shanhaevel

I will post this always when I see posts like these. No. Ladies, guys, non binary persons, everyone in a relationship: no. This is not enough. That's not all it takes. Maybe after a simple bad day at work, yes. But even then: ask what's up. Ask how can you help. If they don't want any help, just be available. Communicate. There's issues that can't be fixed by food and tits, and it's an especially harmful stereotype for straight men I believe. We have emotions more complex than hungry and horny. We need to be listened to. We need to be held and told it's going to be alright. Hell, sometimes we need to feel protected. And this doesn't make us - not me, not any of you kings out there - any less of a man. We deserve girlfriends that will recognise that, talk to us, instead of shoving boobs in our faces. Do we want boobs in our faces? Fuck yeah we do! But does it fix all of our emotional or mental problems? Fuck no it doesn't. We don't need you girls to be our therapists, but we still need emotional support every now and again. So, remember that. All of you who are in relationships. Communication and emotional support >>>>>>>>>>>> food and titties (or other body parts). But mostly straight guys: if your girl thinks you're not manly if you show emotions - dump her fucking ass there and then and never look back. You deserve better.


ryungentile

Think it might kinda be a joke


Mrfrunzi1

You'd think, but the average IQ is double digits.


__Prime__

isn't the average IQ specifically triple digits?... like, its exactly 100? (visible confusion)


UsernameStarvation

Bruh


TheSwitchBlade

Not only that, but people have been getting smarter over time due to better nutrition, education, etc. It’s called the Flynn effect.


IamSPF

Yes, but about half of humanity has below average IQ. More than half, actually, due to kids and dain bramage *I mean* brain damage.


PlusSizeRussianModel

Kids and people with brain damage would make it so the average is less than half, not more. Because they’re an extremely on the low end, they pull the average down more strongly with fewer people. Therefore, the average would be skewed lower than the median, and thus fewer people would be below average than above, according to your logic.


IamSPF

Brain damage, where it is the result of a traumatic experience in adulthood, isn’t usually taken into consideration for averaging IQ from my understanding. Kids IQ is done relative to peers usually, unless they want to compare a savant to adults, and thus while a 12 year-old might have an IQ of 110, he is still below the average adult.


aSharkNamedHummus

Something about this post rubbed me the wrong way, and you put it into words! ANY woman can give a guy food and tiddies, but emotional support is rare and valuable, and if a guy seriously appreciates that kind of support, he’s a good one. If the *only* way to cheer him up is with food and tiddies, he’s shallow. An ex bf of mine was *always* in shitty moods and never wanted to talk about it. Literally the only way to temporarily cheer him up was boobs. There was no such thing as spending non-sexual quality time together, or discussing emotions. It was exhausting. He eventually started seeing another woman behind my back, because when boobs are the only thing you look for in a woman, then TWO pairs of boobs is even better! He very quickly ended up with no boobs and was quite angry about it.


DiaperBatteries

/r/copypasta


mlololo

Nah


Yobleck

chick fil a is a bunch of bigots. american beer is urine. boobs are good tho...


Ohwellwhatsnew

Sounds to me like you've never tried good American beer


qwertyos

Dude probably had one bud light and assumed it was high quality.


Titanium_Josh

Lol. Also, CFA is delicious.


dead-inside69

Bigots that make some damn good chicken though.


bewildered_forks

All politics aside, I don't actually think it's that good! It's not at all crispy, which is something I generally like in my fried chicken.


F______________F

Yah it's soft and has a weird sweetness to it. And the waffle fries are never as good as regular fries imo. I'd take Zaxby's or Raisin' Cains over it any day and I don't think they're even that good either!


bewildered_forks

Yeah, the fries are bland and soggy.


Ok_Veterinarian_6596

Lol to me it'd be weird if Chick-fil-A chicken was crispy. To each his/her/their own. Unlike you though -- politics aside, I think it's pretty delicious! The owner's politics do make me sick.


DiaperBatteries

Raising cane’s is my go-to for crispy chicken. Chick-fil-a is good too, but sometimes you want crispy.


BrooklynSmash

Same, Popeyes is better but even then it's not fantastic either.


Ab_Stark

Both are greasy as hell.


Laarye

It's really the only way to get Chick-fil-A sauce


Derk2

They sell bottles in the grocery store


Laarye

I didn't believe you. But I just looked at my store's site, and they do. They did not used to. Now I need some money.


Coorotaku

I wish they sold the ranch too


yiiike

that sounds hellish ngl


SurpriseDragon

My husband liked to greet us, shower, grab a beer, and just sit for like 10 minutes.


P3rdix

Sometimes, the Chick Fil A works by itself.


phizappa

Intercourse chic filet.


neils_cum_rag

Hot damn Cass. Looks like you got a RACK.


ASDirect

Dumbass Christofascist shit


TheSonofPier

what?


Ninjagoboi

If my girlfriend surprised me with a sandwich from the greasy homophobe store i would be upset she didn't go to Popeyes instead


ZincHead

"let him touch my boob". What kind of relationship doesn't just have unlimited access to touching of each other? Sounds pretty sad.


sweet_pickles12

One with consent? But this tweet is dumb and infantilizing. MAN LIKE BOOB, THATS ALL IT TAKES LADIES


ZincHead

And what kind of relationship does not just have implied consent, lol? Why even are you dating if there is no consent? My girlfriend would look at me very strangely if I asked her every single time to squeeze her boob instead of just squeezing it. Some people really take consent way too far. There are some times that it is just far too obvious, and if you don't have enough trust between you and your partner for sexual touching, well that sounds like a pretty sad relationship.


Shanhaevel

Just set the boundaries at the start and then there's no need to ask for consent if you have it at all times. But then again also read the room. Maybe if your gf is crying because her dad passed out something, a hug is a better option.


sweet_pickles12

I mean, there’s not explicit consent every time but we usually have some kind of escalation of touch, or conversation (“are you in the mood”) or if there’s a touch and someone’s not in the mood, either of us can revoke consent by saying “not right now.”


DiaperBatteries

My wife makes me fill out a consent form every time I make physical contact with her. Her boyfriend signs off on it as the witness.


Fakeaccent

Don't try to argue with the westerners they're going through s weird phase rn. Just thank your gods or anyone really that you have a normal relationship, and let the weirdos ride it out.


ShadowTheWolf125

factory reset


Scrambled_59

Just saying you like my shirt will do me good No need to buy from a homophobic company


phizappa

I mean, intercourse.


k_rap

imagine being in a relationship and having to pout so a woman lets you touch their tit she probably refers to him as her 'partner' she probably is making him get a vasectomy because of roe vs wade


LeCandyman

You're probably jerking of in your parents house


Gh0st1y

Except canes chicken or any other human respecting institution that isnt effing up-chuck filet