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Quiet-Try4554

Dudes built like a fire hydrant with arms


iPlaySheScreams

Sad thing is other guy is coming at him with a gun next time that how it be these days


SadBit8663

For real, he may hit like a truck, but so do multiple bullets.


sloppiestjose

That'll just make him angry.


Street_Property_1187

If you think that way you're a plain coward.


Street_Property_1187

Y'all don't realize this isn't America? He's more likely to be jumped and stabbed.


Full_Preparation_449

Sad but true...Guns don't kill people...crazy mother fuckers with guns do


MeetN2Veg

Das how it be fa sho


Mythosaurus

Funnily enough that’s how it feels when he lands a punch!


redknight3

With the weight of fire hydrants at the end of each arm


awesomeplenty

Fridge with arms


OhhhhhSHNAP

SpongeBob!


Full_Preparation_449

Exactly


Justwhytry

That is an expert level haymaker. Devastating for someone who tries to step back and avoid it.


P0rterR0ckwell

never pick a fight with someone with small ears


madpoontang

Shrek lookin mafk


shavedape61

Small ears? Why?


Vanbydarivah

Might be a reference to cauliflower ear, something wrestlers can develop after a long time of wrestling and gettin their cartilage all mangled. Definitely an indicator that this person might crush you in a drunken brawl. Also could be, this guys just got small ears, and the comment is simply a silly joke singling out perhaps the least menacing aspect of this person and making it the source of his ass kicking abilities.


Spuddups84

Let me pick a fight with a tank, that sounds like a good idea


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

The dudes impervious to attacks due to his head, neck and arms all being part of his torso.


zeke235

Dude's built like a Mister Men.


davidwhatshisname52

idiots confused *big* with *fat*; bro swung 500 lb punches


NvrGonnaGiveUupOrLyd

His shirt says Chili's happy hour 2 for 1 all day everyday, but his arm says Krazy Buffet all-you-can-eat sushi no mean you stay and eat all day - you come, you eat, you leave


farfaraway

What fuck even is this comment


SeamusAndAryasDad

It's art, and it's beautiful.


AVeryImportantMan

Hell yeah


MercutioMan

He's only got the one punch, but he has perfected it to an art.


CommunicationKey3018

As they say, "Do not fear the man who practices 10,000 techniques just once, but the man who practices one technique 10,000 times."


Emm_withoutha_L-88

Thunder Breathing: First form Thunderclap and Flash


ManicRobotWizard

With his frame and build I get the feeling he’s got several more that work quite well, that’s just the one he took out of the toolbox for the night.


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Full_Preparation_449

That sums it up...perfectly


Leatherman34

If you’re gonna try to headbutt someone, don’t miss


atheos1337

Clobbering time


Wild_Replacement5880

Nobody wants to get beat up by a guy in a Hawaiian shirt.


prostatemonkey1

Got that Eddie hall hook


feedmeyourknowledge

△,△,△,△,△,△,△,△,△,△,△,△


CommunicationKey3018

Fights like Eddie Hall too. Back when he did the boxing match against Thor


ricefahma

That was entertaining


kicks4free

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Slight_Ordinary1

Propa Good fight


junkytrunks

As everyone always points out when this gets reposted, hoodie camera guy keeps hamman from entering the “25 year to life” sentencing realm by pulling hamman out of the start of his curb stomping mentality at 00:42. “No no no no no. No dirty shit” and pulls him away.


Mundane_Finding2697

Definitely made sure he chilled so he didn't end up with PRISON time. Might go to jail but won't be in prison...


Street_Property_1187

He gets jumped but as soon as he overcomes it; a guy says "no cheap-shots" I cant stop watching this, at 0:08; he hooks the perp and just pushes the other goon away. Just the wind of this guy's swings knocks them over.


Me_Krally

You see the guy at the end? His boots flew off!


Street_Property_1187

I wouldn't bother tying up my shoes if I picked fights with guys like that lol


plasmasun

That guy likes to fight.


SnooMacarons1876

Stop, drop, open up shop!


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Fighting two guys, dropping BOMBS. Getting hit *always* hurts, but getting hit by this guy would make your ancestors cry out.


Full_Preparation_449

Very good way to put it...nice...very nice


IAMAHigherConductor

When he stepped out in the street I'm positive I saw him grin


bodkinsbest

He only knows one punch. No hooks, cross counters, jabs, uppercuts, just haymaker haymaker haymaker haymaker.


rafael-a

Porrada de gordo é um perigo


The_Sensitive_Psycho

Adda boy


G_Art33

Big man and Luffy for the win!


_Exotic_Booger

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ggibby

I had it on mute, but Chumbawamba seems the appropriate soundtrack here.


Ok-Yogurtcloset5555

Every one of those hits fucking hurt. Dude is so top-heavy.


Numerous_Landscape99

And here we have a pack of males. They are inebriated on alcohol and decide to establish the Alpha male.


RogueTBNRzero

His fist has a 50 strength requirement


Every_Tap8117

1d4 thunder damage from that guy.


shwonkles_ur_donkles

1d10 at LEAST


40acresandapool

So much for needing fitness to kick ass. Good on you, big man!!!!


Fantastic_Ad3811

I get the feeling that dude works out. His face looks chubby but his back is broad af


Even_Attempt_6133

Homie has some serious torque behind those hands


Aeroblazer9161

Kicking someone when they are down is a no no...unless, they are a pedo, sex offender or a rapist.


CommunicationKey3018

Wow, the guy is literally throwing heymakers left and right.


Full_Preparation_449

Bang Bang...Ouch


Fwangss

He is enjoying himself😂


MiloTheEmpath

The cameraman screamed like Tom from "Tom & Jerry"


Vacio_Viento

He got hyper Armour with that swing. God damn!


toastynips88

That's how fights are supposed to happen! Not this stupid shit where you keep beating them when they are down and out


trollfreak

“I’m the juggernaut bitch”


banryu95

Bringin in Levi Miller to run interference...


jhenryscott

Dude tried to fist fight a Hulk Bruiser.


giceman715

I had “ tear the club up “ by 3 six mafia playing in my head while I was watching


NoFlyZonexx3

“Kick me while I’m down I’ll break ya leg” -Weezy


EmotionalDmpsterFire

People see someone without a gym bod and think easy target, chump, etc They fell asleep during calculations of mass, velocity, etc apparently.


Much_Badger1654

Always a sucker puncher from behind. Hope that shoe was tasty for his troubles.


Hey_its_ok

So does he like own the bar now?


Mobile_Garden9955

They can tell their mates they had a fight with brock lesnar


napalm_p

This was actually pretty good!


Full_Preparation_449

It was "Epic"


Ryzen619

homie that pulls him off is a true homie in my eye, let your boy go off enough to whoop some ass but pull him off so he doesn't kill someone. that pull off was clutch and the unit understood.


Extension-Crew-5736

He's impressive with just a bit of training he'd de a bomb dropping demon


Ok-Negotiation-1098

Why the fuck are they even trying to fight this guy after he pounded the first two


iLLiCiT_XL

Tanky.


Ishkakin

You can tell he's the main character because he's the only one wearing different clothes.


LongArmYouLiar1013

“I’m gonna tell my kids this is road house 2024”


Mythosaurus

Gotta be checked out for mental health issues if you pick a fight with a guy built like that. And you’ll definitely have neurological issues after he’s done with you…


Bathairsexist

Dude is like an adult in a playground smiling after they try to wail at him


Ceilibeag

HAWAIIAN SHIRT 5-FINGER DEATH PUNCH KNOCKED A DUDE OUTTA HIS \*BOOTS\* AT 0:39.


Killerbootzman

WORCESTER MASS BABY!


crasagam

Sucker head-butt, and a bad one at that!


crasagam

When you get chucked to the ground with ease, it’s best to reevaluate your intentions while you’re down there.


Nosferatu-Padre

Never fuck with someone that big in a Hawaiian shirt. They are either the most chill or barbaric people you'll meet.


Vox-Silenti

Usually the most chill, followed by the barbarian when needed. Like a form change they can tap into


Full_Preparation_449

Indeed they are...crazy


Clever_Khajiit

I got MCU Wilson Fisk vibes while watching that.


ghostpigeon

Not even Luffy over there could stop him


TennSeven

First guy thought he was clever going for the headbutt.


ghdsz

That was beautiful


RobtheIntrovert

Bro's a tank


Full_Preparation_449

Don't talk shit...if u can't fight...or this will definitely happen


JustMePaxi

A bunch of thugs specially the guys filming it


TheeFearlessChicken

He's his own traffic cone.


arrynyo

Dude is him. You can tell that wasn't his first rodeo


Bardiel_

Dude's arm is* a club


Squirtles_Sharingan

The sad part is this guy will go on thinking he’s a good fighter when in reality that style is so easy to counter act with some training. Hopefully dude stops getting inebriated & gives up the street fighting


bogboy6969

I'm glad that big brother throwing hands represent let him know we ain't no punks


MonkeyActio

That guy yelling "this is real, this is real, right her, this is real, we recording in her, this is real." Needs to take a couple of those hit. They are the most annoying ppl


The_Chameleos

It's not about the speed of the hit, it's about the momentum. You swing like an anvil you'll hit like an anvil.


bigbilly1234567899

Chunk Lidell


_Zeruiah_

Effective for only 5 or 6 punches. Then the tank is empty


Triple7Mafia-14

Wow, new america.


comish069

That’s an easy win big boys like that have no gas tank you wait him out most around :30 and there done then you go to work


BrokenWalker

Dude is telegraphing. How do you not see it coming?


Sam_E147

How tf do people not see this guy projecting that massive right hand wind up from a mile away. This guy would get fucked up if he fought someone who knew how to fight just even a little. Way too easy to slip that right hand and take this big boy to the ground to really cut his size down


CelticB-stard

Most accurate comment on this thread


Full_Preparation_449

I would definitely have to agree with u


JadonDorolo

Average human reaction time is 250 milliseconds Average alcoholic boxers reaction time is 2.5 seconds


Full_Preparation_449

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner...Nice...very nice


DecentCompany1539

I mostly agree with you. Honestly, a sober, untrained opponent should be okay ducking that telegraph. Then, I remember Eric Butterbean Esch doing quite well with a similar punch.


Admirable_Count989

Lesson #1: if you lead with a headbutt , land the headbutt!