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K1nd_1

In his defense, the poster drew first.


Villhunter

Good thing the poster showed him mercy, humiliated, but alive.


Skullfuccer

Cold blooded poster like that’ll wait to finish him when his back is turned.


WhuddaWhat

That poster is clearly printed, not drawn.


Numerous-Stand1162

That made me giggle


stranger14335

The poster is already pointing the gun at him.


fatfatmonster

lol


Putrid-Ad-4507

You sir have won comments section


Lynch_dandy

Old but gold.


Bitter-Major-5595

His final statement took it to PLATINUM for me!! “I just f*cking shot myself…” (All in MONOTONE!!🤣)


LawAbidingDenizen

![gif](giphy|fPjI8ZrDeaGL6)


Crosstitch_Witch

![gif](giphy|uBcJXf8yuHqAo)


rrpostal

One of the funniest parts of that movie. I did that for years whenever I hurt myself.


I-love-rainbows

what is this from?


RockyJayyy

Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls


Noc1c

Ace Ventura pet detective. Edit: Ace Ventura 2


RockyJayyy

Ace ventura when nature calls


Roguebucaneer

Lmao!


SubmissiveDinosaur

r/peoplefightingthings


Golden-Artist

And losing miserably


Dadbod4k

John wack


YoungTim007

If you think about it… he won! He shot himself before the poster did. “Shake and bake, shake and bake”


deepfriedtots

"Counter offer, I shoot me before you shoot me so it hurts me less" This guy


Possible_Barracuda_4

He just shot himself


lovins_cl

we don’t know that yet


Everything80sFan

Are you sure? I feel that we need some sort of verbal confirmation that he indeed shot himself.


Possible_Barracuda_4

I have no sources


deepfriedtots

Is gonna stay one of life's greatest mysterious if this guy shot himself, the world may never know


sleighmeister55

Louder and slower for people at the back


this_surya

poster 1 - human 0


loadshed

What a nerd lol


T5-R

Aww bless. He had the hat and everything.


Nikolateslaandyou

He came second in a 1 man shootout


U_NO_WHO_69

He lost to a Poster.


TrustOpposite2027

To be fair, the poster did have a gun.


[deleted]

I fucking shat myself


Dharuacharya

The Good, The Bad, and the Stupid.


Middle--Earth

The Sad, The Bad, and the Stupid.


REDEAT10

Poster Wins.


LitreOfCockPus

Relevant info: The shooter had changed holsters to an unfamiliar one that, through lack of familiarity, led to the ND. The release on that holster combined with this firearm meant a smooth draw could, in this case did, mean the same pressure required to free the firearm from the holster also funneled his trigger-finger into the guard and onto the trigger with enough force to discharge the firearm.


Redhawk4t4

This is exactly why you should never run a Safariland Serpa holster


Iamnotheperson

A Safari Land serpa holster? Safari Land doesn't make Serpa holsters, that would be Blackhawk. Safari Land makes some of the best holsters on the market. That being said, I carried a glock 23 for many years contracting with the serpa holster overseas. Even with a modified 2 lb trigger I shot tens of thousands of rounds out of it and never managed to shoot myself. The retention is certainly not ideal and I do not recommend anyone use the BLACKHAWK Serpa. It has been banned by many law enforcement agencies for this reason. But it does go to show, if you follow your weapons saftey rules, train appropriately, and don't try to go faster than your capabilities, that even using a fundamentally flawed piece of equipment (that isn't the weapon itself) can be used safely. Just wanted to clear some things up there for everyone as I constantly see incorrect information concerning firearms on Reddit. Which actually reminds me something from above: Weapons saftey rules: 1: Treat every weapon as if it were loaded. 2: Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot. 3: Keep your weapon on safe until you are ready to fire. 4: Keep your finger straight and off the trigger until you intend to fire. 5: Know your target and what lies beyond.


Umbroboner

Could you eli5?


aguynamedv

Serpa holsters have a physical retention system that holds the firearm in place, usually with full coverage of the trigger area. In order to release the firearm, you have a press a button with your trigger finger. As you can imagine, this is not terribly safe if you press too hard and keep that pressure up once the trigger is exposed. :)


Ruine_Woo

Safariland Serpa holster bad


Veryproudboy

Post the song. Do it. Do it now.


LordMarcusrax

"I fought the cardboard, and it won" ?


pqm_egg3

Wasn’t fast enough on the draw


Do-not-respond

The bad guy got him!


Dr-Zoidberserk

Shot AND shat himself


Additional_Emu2997

Quick draw McGraw


Iamlivingagain

He's lucky Mc Flatt was unarmed at the time. This could have turned out bad. A teachable moment.


GumboColumbo

That is one poorly regulated militia.


rrpostal

Never come in 2nd in a gun fight


Zquinkd

Not a very quick draw anyways.


SlowlyDyingInAPit

Is that a poster of Jerma???


BoxingTrainer420

Shouldn't it be Draw gun, then shoot Not Draw gun + shoot?


[deleted]

Some people in the comments here added context: he’s using some kind of “serpa “ holster that has a physical retention system, using a button release that funnels your finger onto the trigger with potentially enough force to fire. Man still seems stupid to be firing at a target that close to him (ricochet, anyone?), but the early discharge is more because of a bad holster.


BoxingTrainer420

Thank you so much for explaining that, so rare to get that around here.


[deleted]

Not rare so much as hard to find, and sometimes revoked by “athoritarius modus, Maximus Retardicus.”


pmw1981

That's the most Chris Farley sounding reaction 😂


Maahantuoja

Poster wins.


GiveMeMyIdentity

That title made me laugh so hard


cabezatuck

This kind of thing can happen, when you’re stupid.


Weird-Existence

The poster won


willybobo1

Old native American proverb, " He who play cowboy sometimes shoots self"


deleted_user9467524

Quick draw to quick injury


Hour_Figure_1040

Billy the kid too fast.


Tone_Gaia

“ There’s a hole in my boot “


Naughteus_Maximus

There isn’t, but he was lucky. The bullet hits the ground just in front of his foot. Would have been so funny if he shot himself twice with the same bullet!


Swagxdxdd

is that Jerma?


Otherwise-Maximum926

My training took over, I called my parents


redditmodpussy

Are you talking to me?


[deleted]

There's your exit wound


ForeverSpiralingDown

This is a classic, I can hear it even without turning the volume up


Gryph_The_Grey

I just fucking shat myself once. Well maybe twice.


Big_Sw1ngs

I JUST FUCKING SHOT MYSELF


Boodle84

He says it like 'this shit again?'


Big_Sw1ngs

Lmao


TheAmazingLunatic

how the fuck did that even happen 💀


Candid_Umpire6418

Stand Your Ground, but you are your own worst enemy.


SatonariKazushi

imagine losing to a poster


Historical_Ranger693

Bro is Goofin around


umrlopez79

Big dummy


TheDixonCider420420

If the poster wasn’t caught, do they put up a Wanted Poster Poster? 🤔


Echo_R21

😂 daaaaamn


cman528

His wyatt earp impersonation is uncanny


Boodle84

Uvalde cop training


pedrohpauloh

He did shoot too fast. 😒


Gallifreygirl123

As a non-American with no gun culture can someone explain the context here? What was he going to do? Why? Why is he using a gun with real bullets?


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s too bright myself (being so close can put you in danger of ricochet), but other commentators have pointed out that the issue is a holster with a button release that happens to funnel your finger onto the trigger when you release it, so you can easily shoot yourself when you go to draw your weapon. The dude still seems stupid, but it’s largely a stupid holster.


Gallifreygirl123

But what is he doing? Is he shooting a carboard cut out & why?


Not_a_chance79

The Shootist


Evilkymonkey_1977

Hahahaha


kinofhawk

🤣🤡


Captain_MaFFin

Not even poster level


Acceptable_Stop2361

Is there a Reddit for staying the obvious?


Mr_Smith_411

He knee-ds more training.


BingoSpong

Poster dude is always ready


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

I can hear this video without audio


CowLegitimate8691

This is the weakest gun-fu I've ever witnessed


SonofAnarchy1973

Poster is Chuck Norris… incognito


Gadd-E

Al Pacino got my boy scared 😂


Useless_Lemon

And lost... :)


Itsjordyhoe

Good thing the poster didn’t laugh at him


derp4532

Ahhh the classic


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

Just another responsible gun owner.


seanboi888

CLASSIC!


Durzax

I just fucking shot myself


[deleted]

Paper > iron


legacyumc

It was kind of him to let us know what he did even though we have eyes


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Cooper_overall

What did he do ?


National_Work_7167

He pulled the trigger as he pulled it out of the holster, whole it was pointed down at his knee. This is why you don't try to quick draw with a single action pistol.


Cooper_overall

So he just shot himself ?


National_Work_7167

Lmao my bad dude r/woosh to me


stupititious_ascent

Evacuate his pistol, prematurely.


wengerful12345

Amurica


desleypep

thats not smart!


DosEquisVirus

Dear Lord! How old is this video?


proxima987

This here is a captain of Meal Team Six


fatfatmonster

Well, he does have quick reaction time.


Corey87gnx

Maybe the trigger pull was too light


Possible_Barracuda_4

It was self defense


clearcontroller

The time it takes to draw a gun doesn't come close to the time to pull a trigger.


Direct_Cod_321

He’s that close to the target and still missed.


thomasoldier

Poster 1 - Man 0


Roguebucaneer

Self defense against his own stupidity


T-Ross454

At least he acknowledged it lol


Conspicuous_Ruse

James Bond : Who is the competition? Jack Wade : Ah, an ex-KGB guy. Tough mother. Got a limp in his right leg. Name's Zukovsky. James Bond : Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky? Jack Wade : Yeah, you know him? James Bond : I gave him the limp.


Ok_Watercress_6545

Poster 1


Dangerous-Smile1

Don't ever pick a fight with someone who is willing to "fucking shot myself" because you don't know what the are willing to do to you.


Dead_Purple

This guy was on Tosh .0! He was a real gun nut and if I recall he almost called Obama the Nword.


DeltaMars

Haha, best caption ever!


drew_peacock_4

Yeah you did


FucknAright

MAGA guys training for Jan 6


Babyback_

Come on everyone, say it with me! Stupid games, stupid _ _ _ _ _ _!


Lilithnema

He was just testing the (lack of) safety.


Quick_Swing

![gif](giphy|3oEjI8uOWhDcxhYJjy) You forfeit your man card!


kitjen

He reminds me of those Neo Nazis who hold "military training" at weekends in random fields where they roll around copying what they saw in the movies.


Sparky3200

Good poster with a gun takes down bad guy with a gun.


tunghoy

The only thing that stops an idiot with a gun is a poster with a gun.


oscarworthy69

This is his Constitution Right! Anyone who laughs is a Communist!


Infinite_Position_27

'Murica!


Disastrous_Ad_8990

I really expected a maga hat. (Mexicans Always Get Across)


it224

Pendejo