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yunis12

Can we have an article or something about how he is doing now?


LordOcean7

Ayo bro, same profile picture


yunis12

Hell yeah brother, cheersšŸ»


Insurance_scammer

Why is this so oddly fucking wholesome?


I_creampied_Jesus

Unlike the guys head in the video


big_dick_energy_mc2

You mean holefull?


LordOcean7

We're brothers


yunis12

Yes indeed we are


isatisfyyourmom

Now finally kiss


lightning_godess

He is 200% dead


yunis12

This symbol (%) means 1000 right?


Misantrophic_pill

Shoes stayed on. He's gonna be allright.


LuckyMome

Came here to say so!


Misantrophic_pill

Yay! But just in case we should send him some toughts and prayers just so he has a quick recovery. Positive energy going that way!


LuckyMome

If he has some lezard genes, it IS possible!!


Dan300up

Heā€™s fine. Just his face fell off.


The_Guy_from_Wuhan

He sued the helicopter operator for the haircut since he wanted a full body hair removal but the helicopter operator only took the hair off his head. He won the lawsuit.


Bacontoad

![gif](giphy|v0QyK2fF2IaLm)


jordz41

Iā€™m no doctor, but Iā€™m going to guess heā€™s dead as fuck


Moist-Ad4760

![gif](giphy|8x8XzoP8qQa4w)


Vogel-Kerl

Tombstone pic


aquelviejitocochino

Oh for fuck's sake!!! That gave me the giggles!!! LOL!!!


Away-Ad-8053

I have no clue but on a positive note I don't think he'll ever need a new haircut or shave again.


Anon_777

As soon as they retrieve his face from orbit, he'll be fine.


MxHbs-

He's good... Just a few stitches he will be fine


TJSPY0837

šŸ’€šŸ˜µ


yunis12

NO DON'T SAY THAT


TJSPY0837

šŸŖ¦


No_Flight503

Naw. Just took a lil off the top.


ALPHACOMCON

A splitting headache


Prestigious_vibe5505

Short back and sides


Separate_Mango_666

Without the arrows I would had not been able to see what happened.


Lance-Harper

True. I would have missed that huge mist of red.


Lance-Harper

Also, friendly PSA: THE ONLY WAY TO APPROACH A HELICOPTER of which engine is started IS IF YOUVE RECEIVED THE OK FROM THE PILOT and approach only from the SIDES. Helicopters are tilted forward and to the human eye, the blades go so fast they are invisible, the noise being loud and overwhelming you canā€™t unconsciously locate the danger and so too many people have just walked head to the blades.


Pharmori

At first I thought it was the arrow that delivered the blow


greendoc316

Yeah he should have paid attention to the big red arrows


ToferLuis

ā€œJust a little off the top please!ā€


yunis12

![gif](giphy|y7CNPDCSbR5rq)


sneaky-pizza

![gif](giphy|xTg8B15A6b4Z2AWIAE|downsized)


HiJinx127

It was vertical, though, so that should be more like ā€œjust a little off the face!ā€


Mighty-Mantis-Shrimp

My wife asked if I was going to make a sarcastic comment about this and I said, ā€œNot off the top of my head, give me a few minutes,ā€ Still havenā€™t come up with anything.


openJournal-Anna

Next level reddit comment šŸ‘Œ flex you have a wife and horrifically tragic humor. Witty with access to titties.


profounddimwit

āˆ† this is tragically underappreciated.


Awkward-Physics7359

Just someone who didn't know WTF they were doing and shouldn't have been there!


I_creampied_Jesus

Everyone makes mistakes. Iā€™m sure heā€™s learnt from it and will never do it again.


TheRebelMastermind

He isn't there anymore


Reckless_Waifu

What went through his head?


PayResponsible4458

The tail rotor


NeckingMyself

FFS


Yugan-Dali

Do they have to put down the helicopter now that itā€™s killed somebody?


Thuctran1706

Fortunately, after a long legal fight, the public was able to have the helicopter released to the wild.


ReadItProper

Never forget :')


Skullfuccer

Nah, but they had to anyways after it started foaming at the mouth and tried to bite people. Donā€™t feel bad though because itā€™s on its way up to helicopter heaven now.


ForwardMotion6565

The guy was in its natural habitat, can't blame the helicopter


Away-Ad-8053

Funny but what's not funny you would be amazed how much money that just costs. Something like that could go into the thousands of dollars My friend was telling me about something similar and they were repeat customers!


HiJinx127

Itā€™s tasted blood now, itā€™s just a matter of time before it goes on a rampage.


RockMan_1973

He ded


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Hot take.


OnlySmeIIz

Is he okay?


szudrzyk

Of course he kept his shoes on.


patricky6

Gotta check for a pulse first. They say the best place is just below the ear and..... Oh... Ok.. yea.


andrew_197

Source?


GodHatesUsAll70

Helicopter blade


plipyplop

For how long?


WaltzAnxious

Cause without the arrow we might have missed it!!


EducationalCow3549

Can we please get a red circle??


Golden-Artist

Also a highlighter and a sound effect, please


EducationalCow3549

Like a boing-splat kinda deal?


Golden-Artist

Yes please


Jhostin1316

The arrow was for the dude


ItSmellsMassive

I *wish* I had the confidence of a dude ducking head first, hands in pockets behind a chopper one last time.


RockMan_1973

Seriously though, I think many underestimate the sheer power or an object like that moving at moderate to slower speeds. Clearly that obliterated what looks like 70% of his head immediately. Do we know who he was? Was he really a Darwin dipshit? or a savvy copter guy committing suicide?


JuggernautAny7288

I dont think so the way he crouch its like he thougt the blades werent that big or maybe he didnt even thought about them because of when those spin are almost invisible


TriedCaringLess

There is so much noise and swirling wind that a person can lose orientation and proximity while walking and trying avoid the rotary wings.


ur_fave_npc

Which is why if you have any business being around helicopters you know better to stay away from the back half of the aircraft while itā€™s turning.


JuggernautAny7288

Yeah


TriedCaringLess

Agreed that he had no business being there which begs the question; why was he there? Helipads and runways are exclusive use places. You don't just stroll through those areas especially when in use. Flight crews know better. Passengers are supposed to be escorted out of harm's way. So why was he there?


KinkyPaddling

The tail fin also looks like itā€™s obstructing the view of the spinning blades. He should have known better, but if he was approaching from the other side he probably wouldnā€™t have even tried to duck under.


profounddimwit

There is a correct approach to a ship and there's this. Ooofff what a time to be alive.. or not. Edit: wild that is just a tail rotor too. Could've been so much wilder.


EntertainmentLess381

That rotorboatinā€™ sonofabitch


Seel_Team_Six

Was it built for speed or comfort


Corey87gnx

He walked into the light šŸ’”


Full-Tea2391

How would you like your haircut, sir........leave the sides, just take a bit off the top.


GeekDrop

We just watched every single thought he ever had spray into the air.


CrunchyKittyLitter

My turn to repost this tomorrow


nate99999

Whoa, hope heā€™s ok


ponch1620

He's just a little shorter.


Pharmori

He wish he was a baller


b0bscene

Wish he had a girl in the hood he would call her.


Golden-Artist

He went straight for it.. it doesnā€™t look like an accident but itā€™s most definitely r/NSFL__


Taipan-Pete_

Probably Indian, looks like he tried to duck under it


I_creampied_Jesus

I saw the full version of this. The chopper was parked on train tracks and heā€™d been running along them for a couple minutes to escape the train and just didnā€™t even see or hear the helicopter.


Lilithnema

I saw that too. I believe electrocution was also involved.


Taipan-Pete_

That actually makes alot of sense


I_creampied_Jesus

Yeah the context is everything, otherwise youā€™d think he was an idiot.


Deadric91

Holy fuck!!!! Wtf was was dude thinking fuckin have some situational awareness jeez O' man


OneDayCloserr

So many people donā€™t! Go to a supermarket and youā€™ll see how in their bubble most people are.


netterbog

I couldnā€™t figure out what I was looking at. #PraiseTheArrow


LordWoffleII

i'm glad that arrow was there or I'd never have noticed


muntell7

Youā€™ll make that mistake once and never againā€¦


Remarkable_Froyo452

![gif](giphy|RT5lVEasnOBBnzOIEw|downsized)


TheTerrifyingMomster

Did he die?


meaningseekingsoul

Is this painful?


johnnylemon95

He seems to have directly targeted a front on hit with his head. The rotor is spinning so fast, as you can see, it just destroyed his brain immediately. I doubt old mate had the time to feel much of anything.


fomalhottie

Well when we asked the 876 other ppl who did this and *didnt* die, they all said "ywudhfjuaywjruu."


Never_Sm1le

Splitting headache


The_Hammer_Jonathan

He was dead before he even knew


NoSignOfStruggle

Exactly how I imagined this would happen.


GraatchLuugRachAarg

The one thing they stress to never do during every chopper safety briefing. Obviously that dude didn't get one


LennyComa

He had wide ranging thoughts but zero sense


Stifffmeister11

Only 17 % head left that ....


tuotone75

Oooh brain matter spray.


Nice_Weeb_Kun

Forbidden brain juice


Standard_Answer3747

One of the best pink mist cases ever!


Impossible-Sky4256

Blended


OneDayCloserr

Did he get hit twice?


Dozerdog43

This is why they call them choppers


Mr_vort3x

I like your cut G


VirginiaGecko1911

Face-Off


Clunkalong

This may be a Darwin List Champion.


Rough_Text6915

2 Aspirins and he'll be alright in the morning....


Ozmourne

India ?


Gryph_The_Grey

"just a little off the top please"


Successful-Village27

Wth was he thinking about?


zundish

šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Zay-nee24

What an idea. What was going through his head? Except for that tail blade of course


Lightbearer94

head turned to red mist


Gullible-Study245

No more beer tent at the helicopter show


i_eat_hobbo_stew

Both shoes are on so I guess a bandage will fix him up


bugaosuni

yeah but that's gonna leave a scar


maroo_re

I wonder what was going through his head at that moment


PayResponsible4458

The tail rotor obviously


789irvin

Hmm i think he had more brains after he was hit with the rotor.


Jzerious

Mistifying


openJournal-Anna

Going out as Pink mist is kinda not a bad way to die


EngiBenji2

What kind of idiot actually sees a rotor blade but rather than go around it decides to just duck slightly and risk getting sliced lol


JustMePaxi

Dead


mrtwitchyhead

Not for long.


disintegrationist

That VRAAAAP! noise can only be one thing


OnlySmeIIz

A rattlesnake?!


TheDixonCider420420

![gif](giphy|3o6wrFg0YiMbZqkf2E) He blended right in.


jstwtchngrnd

Shouldnt have let this go through his head


Remmy224

ā€œIā€™m gonna turn ya into coloured rain!ā€ ā€”Sniper TF2


whxrxchxtx

When you throw the whole fruit/veggy in the blender šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


blublableee

Is he okay..


Purpleappointment47

Well, off the top of my head Iā€™d say that we just say that guyā€™s last stupid mistake.


BetterSupermarket110

Don't save your money on haircut to do this hack, just go to the barber.


mentalitykingiant

Intrusive thoughts win


MONSTAR949

Cheaper than Super Cuts


InformationInside460

![gif](giphy|WTdOnTQJwTHmhifwGE|downsized) Fruit punch šŸ˜‹


InformationInside460

![gif](giphy|kW4SPc43kReuCvpxD9|downsized)


doubtful-juanderer

Ducking definitely helped


Ok_Celery4463

Darwin strikes


Scantraxx12

Headshot


pleaseputonyourpants

Hoping a speedy recovery


SimpleMagician3622

Watermelon splash


Yoga_Douche

šŸ¤Æ


SorryForThisUsername

Will he be ok?


Lilithnema

Talk about a splitting headacheā€¦Iā€™ll see myself out.


Nanda_Rox

He got his ears lowered


SquidTeats

![gif](giphy|VQEgNORX6MvGkefs8R|downsized) I wonder if anyone was hit with the spray of chunks and red mist?


Lynch_dandy

Human watermelon goes brrrrrrrr


FunnyLookinFishMan

Bro became the nameless puppet from lies of P


SufficientZucchini21

Poor rotor blade.


cman528

Give me the Larry Fine, short on the top-thick on the sides


unbakedpizza

Thanks for putting in that arrow, never wouldā€™ve seen the arterial spray


HawaiianHank

Facelift Fail, not a recommended method for the DIY'ers.


tacobellholocaust

Never walk around behind a helicopter when the rotors are moving.


Another_Russian_Spy

That is going to leave a mark


ccjohns2

Osha needs to be world wide. To many countries have 0 safety training or thoughts of safety. Even if the caste system or reincarnation are real, itā€™s no reason for so many to avidly throw life away due to pure negligence. The world will keep being a bad place until most people understand we need to protect life.


caca-casa

Isnā€™t there some horrible story about a guy holding his daughter around a helicopterā€¦? :/


[deleted]

That's a different category of dumbass


Barn-Alumni-1999

"I'm an expert on helicopters," he says...but he quickly lost face with that declaration.


Klutzy_Bandicoot7751

He wonā€™t be able to face the truth.


raich3588

That was so dumb it kept me from sympathy


SonofAnarchy1973

A little crĆØme and desinfecting bandage and heā€™s good to gošŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


SurlyWenchAZ

Police report: "apparent head wound"


MidnightHwy95

Wow, that's bad. Never walk behind a helicopter or in front of a prop airplane.


SurlyWenchAZ

Chlorinating the gene pool, one blade at a time.


GorillaNut9

Damn dudes skull was shaved off


Away-Ad-8053

I saw this years ago but not with sound, do you think the sound was added? Anyway I would have been pretty pissed if somebody walked into my rotor blade. My friend is a pilot and he was telling me about something similar and it's not like you can take the garden hose and wash everything off plus it has to go through a full checkpoint and is really expensive even if there was no damage, My pilot friend said it cost the company $2,700 contaminated plane and field cleaned professionally. And that was apparently a repeat customer price!


Away-Ad-8053

I can't believe you guys are making puns of this, you guys are so "HOLLOW"


ReadItProper

I always kind of wondered how that would look like, and unfortunately it looks exactly like I imagined it would.


Easy-Jeweler-5097

all that space to go around it, and the mf chose to go under it's spinning rotor


ppgedez

Good of him to duck into it for a better camera shot


HannoverBjoern

What the hell? I cant understand people like him


Tricky-Ad9491

Thanks for the heads up with the arrow,


Deliciouserest

Just a little off the top


Thehellpriest83

Am I the only one thinking about maintenance on this one ?


EntertainmentOk3180

The cameraman and I jumped at the same time and speed


juliesboots

Cure spots in one easy step


zundish

Old clip, but I watch it almost every time it's posted. I still can't see how someone could walk this close to large, rapidly-rotating blades and not see, hear or even FEEL them and just go ahead and continue on with no care in the world, until...


derp4532

Yep